Your Nation's Fact of the Week

[Taggum]

On average, one in every five villages (of several hundreds) has a television equipped with cable, where the most watched programme is Antiques Roadshow, although the most beloved TV personality is undoubtedly Stephen Fry.

[Yellow Zone 20-A]

New temple of nod complete,the prophet now again has a place to call home.
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[Fatatatutti]

We have coins for as little 0,001sw, but can't think of any store that will take them.

BTW: Did you know that the Swilla ICly inspired the new rejistanian currency Kitivalha, wihch also has no subunit?

Fatatatutti's highly-unpopular eleven-cent coin has long ago been withdrawn from circulation although it is still sought after by collectors. When it was introduced, there was a "good reason" for the denomination, but nobody seems to remember what the reason was.

The forty-seven-cent coin remains the universal price of a cup of coffee. Most people have a peanut butter jar full of three-cent coins that they can't get rid of.

[Rejistania]

We have coins for as little 0,001sw, but can't think of any store that will take them.

BTW: Did you know that the Swilla ICly inspired the new rejistanian currency Kitivalha, wihch also has no subunit?

We were wondering where you got the idea of having no sub-unit.

Oh, the lil'kansu had no subunit either, it actually was the subunit when political correctness forced the Veshinte to be removed from circulation. But seeing that with good numeracy in the population a subunit is not necessary helped in the design of the Kitivalha.

[University Forest]

University City Transit Authority is the Biggest City Railway System In our Nation

[Niur]

Rather than use "s" to denote a plural noun, Nirou-ki uses "bet".

[Holy Imperial States]

Standing at a magnificent 1864 feet the Liberty Tower in downtown Constantinopolis is the tallest structure in the Federation of Holy Imperial States, with 1864 feet chosen specifically because it is the year the Federation was formed.

[United Amerika]

United Amerika was recently declared a dictatorship

[Arumdaum]

Arumdaum has lots of islands.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Arumdaum has lots of islands.

Arumdaum, back from the dead I see.

[Bears Armed]

The people who live furthest to the north in Bears Armed are a tribe of Arctic hunters & fishers, of 'Polar Bear' ancestry, who call themselves the 'Outuit'.

[Tritonalia]

At the last count, Tritonalia has approximately 37,252 wind turbines around the Tritonalian sea, and 100% of houses in Tritonalia are fully shingled with solar panels.

[Peterbolton]

Our King's birthday, which is also a national holiday, was just 8 days ago

[Noravea]

Immigrants are required to wear strange hats on Casual Friday.

[Enistopia]

The Enistopia "Watchdog" Cameras are one of the most sharp-eyed in the world

[Krytenia]

FACTS AMAZING!

Some years ago, the Bipedal Apes national football team manager was fined after being caught using a banana-based marijuana-like drug. The fine, however, was not for possession of the drug (perfectly legal); it was for smoking in a football stadium (not legal).

[Indinium]

[i]Today, on the 15th March 2010, Parliament has approved a new law adaptation altering the military flags/ensigns of the People's Republic of Indinium. Till today the Indinian People's Army had two flags, covering the ground forces and the navy. The air force unfortunately, didn't have an official flag. Now the military flag and the naval ensign are abolished and replaced by a new military flag covering the whole People's Army's divisions as one entity.

[Coccygia]

Coccygia's second most famous institution of higher learning, Fubatar University (F.U.), is famous for its Ig Nobel Prize-winning 'Pataphysics Department, the Jarry-Griffith Institute for Annoying Research. Fubatar U.'s most famous alumnus is Professor Sonkül Etrogran, the noted sluggard expert, currently still under house arrest for making racial remarks (which he blames on "those goddamn Megalocridians and the way they run everything.")

[University Forest]

There are 3 Beatles albums that are only found in our nation "I want to hold your hand", "We Can work it out" and "The Ballad of John and Yoko"

[The Southern Dictators]

Gatherings of Elvis-look-a-likes are gathering around one of the nation's concert, "The Elvis Cover Band Bam".

[Noders]

porn and booze are now legal again!

[Cameroi]

63% of all roofs in cameroi are completely covered with solar electric collectors. the remainder are earth and vegetation covered.

cameroi love maze like dens. both underground and above.

almost 1/3 of cameroi villages connect every dwelling public facility and workspace with covered walkways.

many of those with substantial annual snowfall enclose them as well.

[Eraidur]

Imperial Facts
HOT NEWS!!!
Renowned Worker found in possession of the Internet!!!
During the routine block-of-flats inspection,14 March 2010,TP found John Causland sitting in the front of computer machine with active Internet page onscreen!The police quickly overpowered resisting man and secured the device.Although where he got the device from or who he was cooperating with is still unknown you can expect new updates on the issue as soon as police will end questioning the criminal.

John Causland

28 years old,born here in Tarrand City of asian Echolilian mother and white Eriadurain father.Twice rewarded for intense 20-hours a day working,liked by neighbors and fellow workers alike,it is unknown what made him commit such a crime in a first place.
''I didn't knew anything about it!I swear!''-Maxymilian Chakotay,local block-of-falts overseer.
''He was a good worker.A shame to lose him''-Hannah Khalovitz,factory overseer.
''It might be the part of greater criminal conspiracy''-Jack Roosevelt,TP chief.

For Imperial news,Elizabeth Black.

[Station 12]

JOY unit, in a surprising new change, has re-organized the way that criminals are treated after commiting a crime. According to JOY unit, there are now four punishments.

Action 001- Execution on sight
Action 002- Only known as "Action 002", JOY unit did not elaborate, but presumably some form of torture.
Action 003- Reduction of food rations
Action 004- While techically called "Military Service" can be more accurately described as "Weapons testing guinea pig"

In other news...

JOY unit is a bad liar. I'm nowhere near dead.

Ahahaha

-REd

[Birnadia]

A total of five people were executed in Birnadia in 2009.