Your Nation's Fact of the Week

[Vukanova]

OOC: Right. If anybody wants to RP a war, feel free to telegram me, yes? I keep my inbox relatively clean.

IC:

Vukanova will defend what is hers, regardless of what it takes.

[Magma8520]

In The Imperial Palace,The Freans Palace,There are 'Almost' 10000000000000000000000K Ants in The Underground.

[New Zepuha]

A national holiday has been declared to celebrate victory against the oppressive dictators of New Zepuha's past.

[The Unwavering Union]

It is a little known Fact that the south western states of the unwavering union are made up almost entirely of mormons and bandits.

depicted here in red are the mormon states

[Fatatatutti]

Major John "Scottie" Wilson, commanding the Polar Expeditionary Force (PEF) reports that Santa's midnight flight went off without a hitch. With the PEF shadowing his global fight, there were no notable incidents and all presents were delivered on schedule.

The Council of Generals is pleased with the success of the operation and has promised to provide protection again next year, if necessary.

The PEF will be returning home to Fatatatutti in the coming week. An enthusiastic reception is expected.

[St George of England]

147 people attended the traditional Boxing Day protest. Began in 1786 in protest of the then monarch's abuse of power, the original had over 300,000 protesters. Ever since a Boxing Day protest has taken place to this day, although many more 'serious' protesters and activists forego the event.

His Majesty's 4 year old daughter was heard to refer to such activists as 'poopy-heads'.

[Capisaria]

We have been at war w/ Quavv.

[Fatatatutti]

The government and people of Fatatatutti would like to welcome our 10 billionth citizen, Sophie Kamehameha-Wahlberg, born Christmas Day, December 25, 2010 at 10:11 PM. She weighs3.2 kilograms and allegedly has her mother's eyes. Mother and daughter are doing well but Father is still a little wobbly.

[Herminia]

St. George of England: Feel free to try, Englishman. We'll blast you apart like anybody else who challenges the rights of the sentient non-humans.

You give rights to sapient non-Humans?! Ach, perfect! A perfect target for us to invade and acquire more Non-Human slaves to help build our nation into a superpower!

Heil the Reich!
Heil the Aryan Race!

[Kalasparata]

Most foreigners we know think that we're craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy! This would not be the case

[Mashmaru]

A team of anthropologists where send to Kalasparata. To find out if the people of Kalasparata are really crazy. Or if it's just a scare tactic to prevent invasions.

[St George of England]

A team of anthropologists where send to Kalasparata. To find out if the people of Kalasparata are really crazy. Or if it's just a scare tactic to prevent invasions.

Tourists from the Empire report seeing several Mashmaruns rolling along the ground, shaking and shrieking. It's thought they caught the crazy from Kalaspararta.

[Kalasparata]

A team of anthropologists where send to Kalasparata. To find out if the people of Kalasparata are really crazy. Or if it's just a scare tactic to prevent invasions.

**Shoots 500 kilos of anti-matter at them**

[Mashmaru]

A team of anthropologists where send to Kalasparata. To find out if the people of Kalasparata are really crazy. Or if it's just a scare tactic to prevent invasions.

**Shoots 500 kilos of anti-matter at them**

An encrypted message was received. The message brakes off mid sentence. It is regarded to be a warning from the team of scientist that were send to Kalasparata.

[Sungai Pusat]

After a transmission beam failure, we are now trying to do a new one and we hope to get some good results of life on Earth, in our time, and tat we cand diplomacy with them.

OOC: Do not jack this thread. RPing with me on this just means sending a TG to me about it. We will RP there.

[Spendor]

Fact... of the Week... They're not as strong as some think. Oops, that's the fact of the weAk.

Raw hops is a major export item from the Federated Communities.

[Aurensia]

The Armed Services of the Aurensian Republic consist of a garrison of three hundred forty six thousand well-equipped soldiers designed for the defense of the Republic.

[Maraque]

As many as 680,000 of the 17,000,000 residents of Darkaan displaced because of the Mount Sidkei crisis have been able to move back into their apartments. The overwhelming majority of those still displaced will be unable to move back into their apartments until late 2011.

[The Aaronian Empire]

Our national military is beginning to become integrated with out main religion

[St George of England]

Following a recent "threat" from the Aaronian Empire to rearrange all the furniture in the capital of Nottingham, His Imperial Majesty has extended an offer to the Aaronian government to send a team of interior designers to help decorate the under construction Palace of Angels.

[Seperate Vermont]

Represnentative Cannon has for the past few hours been losing a small percentage of the vote and President Mapleoir is expected to regain the majority by 4:00 or 4:15.

[Maraque]

HRH King Whirnak received a note from the Tsvarchivan mail company he hired to deliver his Christmas present to Alex Mapleoir that stated:

"Unable to unearth private island to send to Vermont."

HRH King Whirnak has now decided to just send President Mapleoir the deed to the island instead.

He was heard later cursing, reportedly saying "They can't fucking move a private island? How ridiculous! A whole nation can move regions, but they cannot move a god damned island to the other side of the world! Fucking imbeciles, the lot of them!"

[The Aaronian Empire]

Following a recent "threat" from the Aaronian Empire to rearrange all the furniture in the capital of Nottingham, His Imperial Majesty has extended an offer to the Aaronian government to send a team of interior designers to help decorate the under construction Palace of Angels.

Has accepted St George of England's offer and will be sending a battallion of interior decorating commandos

Lead by Lieutenant Westfield

[St George of England]

Following a recent "threat" from the Aaronian Empire to rearrange all the furniture in the capital of Nottingham, His Imperial Majesty has extended an offer to the Aaronian government to send a team of interior designers to help decorate the under construction Palace of Angels.

Has accepted St George of England's offer and will be sending a battallion of interior decorating commandos

Lead by Lieutenant Westfield

[Seperate Vermont]

HRH King Whirnak received a note from the Tsvarchivan mail company he hired to deliver his Christmas present to Alex Mapleoir that stated:

"Unable to unearth private island to send to Vermont."

HRH King Whirnak has now decided to just send President Mapleoir the deed to the island instead.

He was heard later cursing, reportedly saying "They can't fucking move a private island? How ridiculous! A whole nation can move regions, but they cannot move a god damned island to the other side of the world! Fucking imbeciles, the lot of them!"

President Mapleoir is exceedingly thankful for the King's gift, and confirms the deed has been properly delivered by the Tsvarchian mail company.

He also would like to return the favor on a similar note by giving HRH King Whirnak the deed to a plot of 70 acres of land in Southern Vermont, as a New Year's gift.