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by Olwe » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:17 am
by Lenehen » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:20 am
Olwe wrote:2% die from unicorn attacks, apparently.
Dread Lady Nathanica wrote:
Double head eagle
Proudly spreads its awesome wings
Sure you're not condor?
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:21 am
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by TechTown » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:22 am
by The Hierarchy » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:22 am
by Kaldaran » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:23 am
by Sanian Confederacy » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:28 am
by Bears Armed » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:06 am
by Cruciland » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:32 am
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.
by Constaniana » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:36 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Wattoburger » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:52 am
by Saurisisia » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:34 am
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by Allied States of Demokratia » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:28 am
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by Eastfield Lodge » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:42 am
by Khymas Zjelsje » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:46 am
by Kaiserholt » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:24 pm
by Cameroi » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:43 pm
by Bears Armed » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:37 am
Khymas Zjelsje wrote:"Kybukj Fox attack" is a bit harder to swallow, even at 3%.
by Wattoburger » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:26 am
Wattoburger wrote:Leading Causes of Death in the Free Land of Wattoburger are as follows:
1. Old Age (85%)
2. Lost in Wilderness (9%)
3. Murder (3%)
4. Acts of God (3%)
These results may not be strictly true due to the fact that 9% of individuals included are considered missing as opposed to dead. Some individuals in our nation have been known to leave civilisation and live in the wild. We encourage our citizens to inform the state of their intentions to do so prior to their departure as it prevents funds being spent on deploying search parties unnecessarily however, many citizens have left the civilised world without informing the state. If we find a citizen who has left civilisation without informing the state, we simply remove them from our missing persons list. Any persons that choose to return to our nation after leaving to live in the wild are free to do so.
We intend to reduce the murder rate in our nation by at least 1% by the end of the year. Our ultimate goal is to reduce the murder rate to 0%.
Acts of God includes any unexplainable deaths. We do not acknowledge this as a literal act of a divine being. We simply use this as a term to describe the unexplained. We devote much research into solving these cases.
by Gnark » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:27 pm
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