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What does your nation think about The Empire of Ralkovia?

Postby Ralkovia » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:07 pm

What can I say, I really like bandwagons.

Ralkovia is an absolute theocratic monarchy, ruled by Emperor Joshua Raskov II. Ralkovian Judaism, a perverted and violent form of the original Jewish religion is followed with the Emperor being considered the Messiah. Under Joshua II's reign, slavery has been expanded, now an estimated eight hundred million humans are in back breaking and brutal bondage. The Emperor is rumored to suffer from some sort of mental disease, causing multiple personality syndrome, sadism, and psychopathy.

His Servants, known as the Death Guard, are a paramilitary force of ethnic Hadiians. Numbering close to fourty million, they serve the Empire as a political, religious and military force, ensuring loyalty as well as serving as special troopers. Largely responsible for running the extermination camps as well as enforcing religious purity and blood laws, the Death Guard have become the most feared and well known tools of the Empire.

Expansionism and Social Darwinism have become the rule of law in Ralkovia. Racism is pervasive through society, with large money spent on sunscreen and other sun blocking to avoid looking like Balkovians or foreigners. The Military is the Nation's Pride and large portions of the national budget are spent on it instead of improving conditions for farmers in the countryside. Ralkovia's military is also subject to a lot of international criticism for its involvement in the genocide of billions in conquered nations.

Ralkovia is a heavily classed society with categories of citizenship ranking between the Raskov, The Ethnic Group The Emperor is part of and currently the smallest ethnicity in the World with 4 members, ethnic Ralkovians as first class citizens, Balkovians as second class citizens, and non-indigenous as third class. Ralkovia has a large number of aristocrats and nobles, all armed with their own private military forces. Ralkovia has a policy of Imperial and controls several nations as well as protectorates. Many nations have attained client status under the Ralkovian Empire, these include UWO, Wirbel, and several others.

Ponyism, Islam, Protestantism, Non-humanism, Communism, Nazism, and Socialism are banned by the Empire. Also in order to protect racial order, miscegenation is banned. All forms of these, including infants, found in Ralkovia are terminated.

In order to protect Ralkovians from such horrible ideologies, the government uses an intranet of only preapproved websites. Pornography, Islamic, and other dissident elements are kept from appearing in the eyes of Ralkovians. All television is checked by the Ralkovian Ministry Of Media, where elements that might be deemed hostile to the regime are purged as well.

Ralkovia is part of 3SEIN. The 3 largest slave exporting/importing nation: The Scandinvan, The Parthians, and Ralkovia. It's largest export are weapons, oil, advanced electronics, iron, gold, and platinum and largest imports are coal, silver, food, slaves, and precious gems.

Along with being part of the 3SEIN, Ralkovia is a member of Imperial Fascist Alliance. A few Ralkovian allies include: Scandinvan, Parthia, Grand World Order, United World Order, Yallak, Brewdomia, Chernobl and Cukarica.

Ralkovian enemies include: Lyras, Lamoni, Of the Quendi, State of Monavia, Libertarian Governance, Wagdog, Allanea, and Mount Shavano.


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What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
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Tell us more about your form of Judaism.
Ralkovian Judaism is based on two fundamental beliefs that there are multiple Messiahs and such a position is a hereditary position. In this case, the Raskov's Ethnic Group is the only ethnic group that can receive the position of Messiah. Developing from this point, the Emperor has reached a position where he is the infallible leader of Ralkovia, all judgements by him are absolutely correct. Even the Torah and Talmud can be edited by the Emperor, to reflect a more perfect nation.

Who exactly are these Balkovians?
Balkovians are an ethnic minority(formerly the Majority) in Ralkovia. Do to Ralkovia's apartheid and totalitarian government, Balkovians can only receive rights through joining the military. Balkovian population has gone from five billion to only three billion in the past century. Ralkovia uses them as basic foot soldiers. Currently, the Balkovian gender is split 75% female 25% male.
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Postby The empire of dragons » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:23 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
that it would be a good place to conquer and colonize..
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
depends..if they ally with the vampiric empire...enemies, if not, allies
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
depends...look at the previous answer
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
hmmm..no one
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
it depends on if they become allies or enemies of the vampiric empire
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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:30 pm

The empire of dragons wrote:that it would be a good place to conquer and colonize..


Sorry, I fixed the thread for some editing reasons.
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That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
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Postby Svetar » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:42 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia? You stand for everything we don't. Unfriendly
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia? Most likely enemies if our interest conflict with each other
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia? Yes for we would have more economic opportunities.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with? Slavery is seen as immoral here since we attained our status as a nation after fighting our oppressive overlords and exterminating them.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia? We can only see it as fruitful if we pursue trade relations.
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Postby Grand Soviet Union » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:46 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
we are disgusted at what they do in killing millions of people
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
at first I thought allies but now I know we'd be enemies
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
probably not but if we did very little trade would happen
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
the genocidal tendencies and slavery
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
not so good by the looks of it
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Postby Ceannairceach » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:48 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
The Reformed Federation considers Ralkovia to be a state with barbaric traditions that cast a shadow of disease upon an otherwise upstanding and good nation.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Allies of opportunity, perhaps. Friendly would be pushing it, as the Empire willingly carries out actions counter to the New Ceann Doctrine, but no need for enmity exists.
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Of course; Trade knows not the borders of morality.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
Wanton genocide, theocracy, monarchism, racism, slavery, etc.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Cool, neutral and equal.

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Postby Kelvaros Prime » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:50 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
Eh, could be worse
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Neither, we don't start wars unless we have to
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Possibly
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
Nearly all of them
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Neutral, because we would've never heard of them
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:51 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
We've just made a decision to put an orbital bombardment platform on permanent standby over Ralkovia. Just in case.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Enemies in a heartbeat.
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
It's also just been decided that any Ralkovian craft that enter our territory are to be destroyed. So, no.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
All of them.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Preferably as their liberators/destroyers.
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Postby Elcric Kcalb » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:51 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
A horrifying amalgamation of everything we fear... And, in some ways, admire.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
We would rather fight with you than against you.
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Of course! Well, not slaves, though.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
The fact they're a theocracy and the genocides. The slavery issue is a bit iffy, but since we're always willing to ignore things like that.
What would your (ideal) future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Casual trading partners.

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Postby Cronatian » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:54 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
Well, we were never one for human rights, but oh my God! Our country is full of nice Jewish people, but not all of this freaky cult shit! We are fair to most Judeo-Christian originated religions, but your action against anything else is just batshit mental! I mean, legal firearm ownership is nonexistant, I doubt free speech, and don't even ask me about human rights.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
While we are aligned with NATO, we prefer not to mingle with others. We've bushwacked New Zealand cause they claimed they owned the land our country is located, and have not been at war since. But, I would align myself against the nation.
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Goverment wise, no, but commercial trade is allowed.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
Religous intolerance is one thing, but we strive to protect the firearm ownership rights of all nations.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
I forsee a request for an embargo on military supplies, and more than likely a classification of your national "religion" as a cult. Oh, and we are actually consider declaring war on you just for your intolerable human rights abuses. PM me if interested and willing to arm yourself against the very possible invasion of Ralvokia.

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Postby Vchera » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:55 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia? Ralkovia's Emperor is as stupid as his god-fearing population.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia? Enemies
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia? We don't trade with terrorists, religious theocracies.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with? We oppose almost all of their policies.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia? Maybe a couple liberation wars, at odds with each other.
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Postby Segland » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:56 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia? An example of a great nation.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia? Probably allies.
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia? Most certainly, the only nations we wouldn't conduct trade with would be enemies.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with? None, except for the whole Judaism thing, considering we worship Baal.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia? Hopefully good allies, in all senses of the word.
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Postby Bleckonia » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:58 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?

Very negative.


Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?

Probably enemies. Though the US and the USSR were unlikely allies. So you never know.


Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?

No! Unless of course you were super stinking rich and could give us lots of shit.


What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?

Slavery, absolute monarchy, fascism, theocracy, etc.


What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?

Try to ignore you as much as possible.
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Postby Alekseevskaya » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:58 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
(OOC: Will break this down into "Pros" and "Cons")
Pros:
Large military
Seemingly a warrior society

Cons:
Abusive government
Ultra-Imperialist
Theocratic
Slavers
Dictator abuses power instead of wielding it for the people
Negligence for the non-elite


Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Neither
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Potentially
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
-Slavery
-Theocratic fanaticism
-Expansionist
-Abusive Dictatorship (Instead of benevolent dictatorship)
-General Negligence
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Neutral, borders closed to Ralkovian citizens (As it is to all other non-licensed nations), treaties are negotiable. War is not in the best interests of the Siracii Empire.

Should the Empire of Ralkovia have interest in opening trade not regarding other sentient beings, a negotiation contract should be forwarded via secure channels and a trade treaty shall be discussed

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Postby Sassinia » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:00 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
Terrible Warmongering Racist Imperialists.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Absolutely Enemies.
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Never.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
Almost Everything.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Trade Sanctions, Embargoes, etc.
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Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:01 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?

A formidable place, if not backwards.

Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?

We wouldn't want to fight you, but that doesn't mean we like you.

Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?

No.

What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
  • Illogical Theocracy...and a fanatic religion at that
  • Inept leader
  • Backwards social policies in general
  • Miscegenation laws
  • Un-controlled private sector
  • "Messy" military actions
  • Backwards economic planning
  • Contribution to slavery and crime abroad
  • Excess crimes against humanity and possibly kemonomimi
  • Untrustworthy allies

What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?

We don't recognize you as a nation, we want nothing to do with you.
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Postby New Emperica » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:02 pm

(o_e)

*crushes Ralkovia with his massive tank fleet*
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Postby Yolem » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:08 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
Not a very forgiving nation.

Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
In order for that to occur Ralkovia has to in someway give its citizens the freedom to whatever faction they choose, may it be a elf or a vampire, and for infants not to be terminated, also to abolish Slavery, then we might be allies.
However we will remain neutral.


Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?

Perhaps not, perhaps yes.


What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?

A inability to allow other factions into the country nor allow any of its citizens to have the choice of being part of the Ponyism and such, the trading of Slaves and the killing of infants.
As you have said Non-humanism is banned, isn't food are a part of the Non-humanism ban?


What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?

At this point, we will keep a very close eye on Ralkovia.
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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:08 pm

New Emperica wrote:(o_e)

*crushes Ralkovia with his massive tank fleet*


Please try to stick to the format. Also, your tank fleet would be wiped out in a heart beat.
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:09 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia? It sounds like a very interesting nation and a Foreign Intelligence mission is about to be dispatched to study it and its actions further.

Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia? Likely allies.

Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia? Sure. But only if it would be cheaper than simply raiding it.

What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with? Its policies on miscegenation are considered backwards and against all known science. Hybrid vigor should be encouraged at all times. Purebreeding in biologicals only leads to weakness and genetic errors.

We would also be leery of its theocratic nature. While we would put up with its religion while on Ralkovian soil, any attempts to bring it to Victorious Decepticons would be met with violence. This is because the religion claims that there is one who is above Megatron, and we won't tolerate that.

Someone has mentioned that Ralkovia doesn't allow its citizens to have guns. While we think this policy is insane, we won't complain about it because it means that citizen resistance would be minimal if our relations ever deteriorated. Our own citizens are armed to the teeth, by law.

What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia? Aside from our Biological Research Division constantly pestering it about how genetics works, it would likely be fine. It seems that it could be difficult to raid the place, so an outright Decepticon attack is unlikely (though there will always be a raid gang or two willing to accept any challenge just for the excitement of it). Of course, if a Ralkovian fails to take our nation's name as a warning, he can expect to lose money or goods to our deceptive and conniving practices - but that applies to anyone, even Decepticon citizens.
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Postby Kelvaros Prime » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:10 pm

New Emperica wrote:(o_e)

*crushes Ralkovia with his massive tank fleet*

:rofl:
Like that would happen!
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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:12 pm

Victorious Decepticons wrote:Someone has mentioned that Ralkovia doesn't allow its citizens to have guns. While we think this policy is insane, we won't complain about it because it means that citizen resistance would be minimal if our relations ever deteriorated. Our own citizens are armed to the teeth, by law.


Ralkovia only permits ethnic Ralkovians to own firearms and there is no real limit to what they can buy.
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Postby The empire of dragons » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:12 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
Victorious Decepticons wrote:Someone has mentioned that Ralkovia doesn't allow its citizens to have guns. While we think this policy is insane, we won't complain about it because it means that citizen resistance would be minimal if our relations ever deteriorated. Our own citizens are armed to the teeth, by law.


Ralkovia only permits ethnic Ralkovians to own firearms and there is no real limit to what they can buy.


interesting...

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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:18 pm

The empire of dragons wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
Ralkovia only permits ethnic Ralkovians to own firearms and there is no real limit to what they can buy.


interesting...


Indeed. Ethnic Ralkovians have first class citizenship, meaning they receive all rewards and rights of the Empire.
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Postby Kelvaros Prime » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:21 pm

The empire of dragons wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
Ralkovia only permits ethnic Ralkovians to own firearms and there is no real limit to what they can buy.


interesting...

Same wit me, only Imperial Citizens can own firearms and other things
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