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Kiawati
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Founded: Apr 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

What would you do if zombies attacked your nation?

Postby Kiawati » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:33 pm

What would you do?

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Urmanian
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Urmanian » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:34 pm

Kill them with fire.
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Neelyk
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Founded: Aug 07, 2012
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Postby Neelyk » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:35 pm

Do what we do with all other intruders.

/Send out the weaker men to kill them. Then place thousands of landmines, and traps

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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Capitalizt

Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:37 pm

Turn off the television.

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Nordengrund
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Postby Nordengrund » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:37 pm

Run, hide, and survive for as long as my nation could.
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Xeng He
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Xeng He » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:39 pm

Combat training is mandatory in the fleet.

Most riders can lift up to a ton.

With power armor, this becomes 5 tons.

The zombies would be crushed.
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Peoples Republic of Old Russia
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Postby Peoples Republic of Old Russia » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:40 pm

If a zombie outbreak occured in the PROR, the government would order quarantine of the infected areas/regions using the Army and Marine Corps. If it was a massive outbreak, the Air Force would be used to bombard the most heavily infected areas. The Biohazard Countermeasure Division would then be seperated into units of one-hundred and ordered to either guard the entrances to the areas or actually enter the infected areas and look for survivors or exterminate the infected. The Spetsnaz would also play a vital role in the quarantine process, but this information is restricted. If martial law has been called off before the outbreak, it would be reinstated, and the Special Tactical Anti-Terrorism units and Special Tactics and Multi-Purpose squads would have the ability to over-ride regional governments' laws.
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Tsuyoi Tekikoku
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Founded: Jul 31, 2012
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Postby Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:41 pm

we got aircraft and tanks and mechs and mecha musume so Tsuyoi would just wipe em out
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Lenehen
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Postby Lenehen » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:42 pm

Put down the joint and calm the f*ck down.
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Ainin
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ainin » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:43 pm

Call aliens to destroy them. After the aliens destroy the zombies, they'll probably turn against us, but by then, we'd have enough cheese to defeat them.
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Imeriata
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:44 pm

We would most likely just quarantine the effected area and then just kill the infected and burn the bodies, problem solved.
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Ninja creeper
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Founded: Jul 31, 2012
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Postby Ninja creeper » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:47 pm

Try to make friends with them, but if that fails then we use our ninja skills to sneak up on them and then explode!

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New Naephak
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Founded: Jul 05, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Naephak » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:47 pm

Test what Akyron particles do to the undead, of course.

Blowing shit up, in the name of science!

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Grand Soviet Union
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Postby Grand Soviet Union » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:47 pm

quarantine the area and napalm the f*ck out of the area.
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GSV Joyful Greetings
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Founded: Jul 27, 2012
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Postby GSV Joyful Greetings » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:49 pm

Aim for the head. Sever the brainstem. Basically, kill the brain.
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Retro Lyra
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Retro Lyra » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:10 pm

We'll just let Science do the work.

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Socialdemokraterne
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Postby Socialdemokraterne » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:22 pm

Step 1: Establish a perimeter around the infected urban center, emphasizing security at all major points of egress. Monitor areas with lighter security with drones if the center is too large to completely surround. If the city of interest is a water supply hub cut off all pipelines immediately and establish a temporary perimeter around all supplied cities.
Step 2: Initiate municipal evacuation protocols, placing evacuees under indefinite quarantine upon their arrival at the perimeter.
Step 3: Deploy all municipal police riot control vehicles alongside APCs and IFVs guided by helicopter and/or drone surveillance. Eliminate zombies along the municipal grid system while assisting in the evacuation of any stragglers as much as is reasonably possible.
Step 4: Upon completion of evacuation, retain perimeter until disinfection of the area is complete.
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Brystolville
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Founded: Oct 12, 2008
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Postby Brystolville » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:26 pm

Parliament, in accordance with the Racial Equality Act (1963) and the Solidarity with Oprressed Peoples Act (1984) holds that Zombies are an oppressed people subject to discrimination against their undead nature because of the arbitrary prejudices of traditional religious morality supported by Capitalism. Like the working class, colonised peoples, and racial minorities, Zombies are exploited by the Capitalist system (primarily as unpaid actors in horror films and amusement park personnel) and alienated from their rightful place as participatory and emancipated members of society enjoying the full value produced by their labor.

As such, Zombies would be educated in Leftist theory and the Marxian critique of Capitalism, empowering them to participate alongside the non-undead proletariat in a global revolution to implement socialism and begin the final stage of progress towards a classless, stateless society with liberty, justice, and tasty bourgeois brains for all.
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Anglany
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Postby Anglany » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:53 pm

The entirety of the Anglish nation would get down the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for it all to blow over...

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Veceria
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Postby Veceria » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:59 pm

Close the borders and gates of the wall surrounding our nation?
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Tyut Islands
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Postby Tyut Islands » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:21 pm

That is never going to occur, because normally people don't come back from the death ( except for my mother-in-law, that would rather be ).

But if such thing effectively occurred, most households have at least one low-calibre handgun belonging to one of the seven models the Ministry of Defence and Internal Security made available to the citizens. Since it is required that the citizens those weapons belong to have a basic course in firearms, they may use it for the purpose of self-defence until they are able to arrive at one of the zones under military jurisdiction, which can be easily retrofitted into a refugee camp in case of national disaster.

Meanwhile, all administrative tasks would be relocated to one of the minor islands, presumably one that wouldn't be infected yet. From there, the government would take emergency provisions to ensure the safety of the citizens, as well as of themselves. All public health laboratories ( all national health laboratories, to be exact ) would too change location to one of the minor islands, from which they would research a possible vaccine or treatment to the disease.

Surprisingly, the Armed Republic of Tyut Islands could withstand a zombie apocalypse very smoothly, because it was originally meant to be both a mine of resources and a holdout for the forces of nowadays Union of Oceanic Socialist States.
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Mektavia
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Postby Mektavia » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:28 pm

Anti-Zed training is mandatory for the Mektavian homeland guard. so, if by some chance a outbreak should occur, measures can be taken to minimize loss of life.

1. Red Ops. ((the intelligence counter part of the Mektavian black ops squads.)) Would identify the full extent of the outbreak and designate black out zones.
2. Army, marine and national guard squads will secure the area's, assisting in evacuation and suppression of the chaos.
3. by this time, evacuations should be complete, and firemaker and black ops. squads should be able to enter the black out zones. they will hunt down, and neutralize the outbreak entirely.
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Janeron
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Founded: Aug 05, 2012
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Postby Janeron » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:34 pm

Utterly and soundly defeat them, as a good majority of the population is either active military, or with former military training. A small percentage have yet to serve, but will do so when they come of age.

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Amerikians
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Postby Amerikians » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:50 pm

Zombies?...

That happened here once thanks to a corporation whose every employee will need daylight pumped into them to ever see it again and their board of directors executed to the last man after an incident in rural Iowa in Sept. of 1998. We eviscerated the epicenter one Raccoon City in Oct. of 1998, the only recorded time that we have utilized nuclear weaponry on our own soil in a non-testing purpose. The city and some thirty miles in every direction around it were bathed in nuclear fire and remain uninhabitable to this day. The ruins are heavily patrolled full-time by NBC-equipped troops of the U.S Army, no civilian presence is tolerated within the quarantine perimeter and the use of deadly force is very much authorized.
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Sidh Ohn
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Postby Sidh Ohn » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:53 pm

Slaughter them wholesale, then use the "Northern Gate" to transport the bodies into the heart of an active volcano.
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