what in your nation makes tourist not wanna come?

[Prozitia]

"Public indecency", because the government doesn't really care how you act in public as long as it doesn't harm anyone.

[Ruritane]

The reason less tourists want to come to Ruritane is because the people are rude. Also because when choosing between two French nations, people always choose France.

[Roedean]

Bad weather and the existence of slum housing.

[Suid-Afrika and Rhodesia]

Pro Communist Propaganda spread by the United Nations.

[Auzkhia]

They don't like Currywurst goulash? They are from another dimension and our laws of physics would hurt them?

Why would you not want to come here to Auzkhia? We have very good bread.

[Charellia]

As tourism represents a significant sector of Charellia's economy, we are generally quite welcoming to tourists. However the ongoing civil war in in our northern neighbour has adversely affected people's willingness to visit the region generally, and some international observers have suggested there is a risk of fighting spilling over into Charellia, despite the government's policy of neutrality. This has particularly harmed tourism in the northern provinces but the south has also taken a hit.

[Diarcesia]

Its urns, vaults, tombstones and the like.

[VlaRiSsiA]

The fact that we are a totalitarian police state where millions of people are killed each year by the regime. People may be terrified by our constant 24/7 mass surveillance as well as the fact that tanks are patrolling the streets maintaining martial law. Only a few hundred million people “disappeared”, it’s no big deal. The public crucifixions may be unsettling for some, but it’s routine in our glorious dictatorship. So basically everything.

[Yelper]

They always come to Yelper, we have money.

[Marsoslavia]

No other humans .

[Syrel]

It's really, really hot here.

[Estado Novo Portugues]

The restrictive morality laws and obsession with religion, most likely. If you thought parts of America were obnoxious about their Christianity, you've clearly never been to the Holy Catholic State.

[Populous Magnus]

You can't last a minute outside without smoke of marijuana.

[The Cosmic Mainframe]

The lack of unique culture and the fact that everyone talks as if they're the same person.

Also, we make tourists pay to visit us. Sometimes with their life.

[Praetorii]

Our perpetual civil wars. Praetorii is plagued by a number of powerful political factions, several powerful families with there own standing militaries and powerful privatized corporations with "Security forces" that numbers in the 10's of thousands. Given this "Melting pot" of powerful militaries and the countries tendency towards sudden, brutal power grabs by lesser factions, Tourists are often advised to remain in the cities or in certain safe zones that are well guarded by the loyalist military factions

At present, Praetorii is in the grips of a civil war with a rebellious faction called itself the Praetorian Coalition, who fight with the aim of making the ruling government reveal there myriad secrets of there ever advancing military research.

[-Astoria]

To be honest, very little... although if one is so narrow-minded in reviling the thought of coexisting on an equal footing with different races, then they will have to look elsewhere.

[Snakeden]

We get quite a lot of tourists, actually. But if they decided not to come visit, it'd probably be because they've heard about how many deaths in our country are a result of someone getting lost in the wilderness and never returning.

Citizens of Snakeden are rarely the ones to which that happens.

[Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio]

No bacon
No hamburgers
No deep-fried carcass smoothies (aka nuggets)

[Jodilee]

Bad drought happening right now, and cruddy weather. Also we have some strict laws about Vandalism. And we throw all our prisoner to a Flamingo Colosseum where man eating Flamingos eat prisoners alive!

[Monsone]

Well, the weather is not that nice (most of the time it either is snow and cold, rainy and cold, scorching hot, and cool and rainy), the prices are high (our currency is stronger than the dollar), and worst of all, even though we do speak English, we prefer that you speak Monsonian, and so if you didn't learn your Monsonian well, then...you're in a rut.

[Albynau]

Tourism is actually big in Albynau, but the main reasons are:
1) Port taxes are pretty high, hence travel to Albynau is notably higher than our neighbors
2) Strict visa requirements
3) A rather draconian policy on recreational drug use

[TURTLESHROOM II]

One word: Prohibition.

While TurtleShroom does get countless tourists each year, the country only caters to certain classes, and those are the kind that many secular and/or decadent nations consider to be "the ones that hate fun".

[Purpelia]

All the wild orgies. It's just one of those things that attracts some people but drives others away.

[Changjo]

The United Federation of Changjo
Department of Tourism, Sport and Culture

The United Federation of Changjo offers some of the best culture and most iconic landscapes in the world. Our nation prides itself on its robust tourism industry. Although our recent surveys do indicate out all pervasive police force is a little off-putting for some tourists.

[Saralonia]

I mean we are a dictatorship Soo that turns them down along with the instability of government oh wait we are a Republic now... Wait no the dictatorship was reinstated... Hold up .. I guess we are a Republic again....