Only in your nation

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

You know those only in comments
e.g. Only in Australia do you see bogans
Post one about your country.
Only in Kalaspia-Shimarata, do we read the bible cover to cover to 6 year old children in schools. Every word from "In" in Genesis to "Amen" in Revolations. Including the parts about insest, homosexuality, beastility, prostitution, slavery, murder, tourcher, prosecution, Romans, corruption, violence and nudity
Only in Kalaspia-Shimarata is it compolsory for 5 year olds to watch a film about life in a Kalashi prison produced by the government in order to keep kids away from crime
Only in your nation...

[The Grand World Order]

Only in the GWO would you find more than one Communist non-judicially hanged for being a Commie on a drive across town.

Of course, I'm assuming this is going to become an ITG e-peen flailing event really fast.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

Only in Kalaspia-Shimarata it is written in the consitution that the counting of votes after an election must be shown publicly on live television where every single ballot paper is shown in a way that you know who the person the vote was for but you can't see the handwritting so you don't know who voted for the person. We do this to stop riging the election

[Grand Britannia]

Only in Britannia will you find people playing Chess like some sort of underground "do-or-die" game.

[Volmachtia]

Only in Volmachtia do you get French people to speak German.
Only in Volmachtia are there more dialects than regions.
Only in Volmachtia is there gambling and no alcohol.
Only in Volmachtia does the government respect its historical heritage and simultaneously discard its environment.

[Star Trek America]

Only in Ameriqua will you find Mu who speak French.

[Victorious Decepticons]

Only in Victorious Decepticons...

Does "making some money" involve flying several million miles through space, raiding some refinery on an alien planet, and then coming back to Cybertron to stand in a line to trade your loot in for finished Energon.

Do Coders (parents) take their youngsters to the foundry to see people being melted down alive...to scare them off from being too honest for their own good.

Does checking a child's health involve matching up his physical characteristics to a list of mechanical specifications.

Does deciding whether someone is sane or not depend on examining his actual programming code.

Do people react to seeing someone doing something stupid by telling them to get more RAM - and mean it.

Are children produced on workbenches by assembling them piece-by-piece.

Does the Military test for sapience, not physical prowess, as part of its induction examination.

Do people respond to annoying physical problems by transferring their minds to new bodies and cashing the old ones in as scrap.

Can you guess a person's age by how many spare bodies he claims to have hidden.

Will you find millions of giant robots walking around in cities going about their business like you'd see biologicals in other nations.

Is there a debate about whether humans are sapient, with most people coming in on the "no" side.

Is an anti-slaver actually more of a right-winger than a slaver. Decepticon anti-slavers think the slaves should be declared obsolete - and rendered into biofuel.

Is one of the qualifications for a high government position to be better at corruption than the average guy.

Does the secret service not put bugs in small electronics - instead, it puts its actual agents into small electronics. That transform.

[Lialoth]

Only in Lialoth do you see giant sapient, anti-capitalistic mice whose civilization is powered by LOVE!

[Greater Mackonia]

Only in Mackonia....

-Is "lizard-people" not some sort of conspiracy theory.

-Will you struggle to find someone who is human.

-Do hats symbolize civilization and not wearing a hat in public result in a prison sentence.

-Is it considered blasphemous to chop wood in certain provinces.

-Will you find executioners to be more respected then priests.

-You will be warned by your travel adviser to watch out for necromancy,giant mantis's,flesh eating moths,blood drinking lizard people and dragons...and he is deadly serious.

-You will be beaten to death for trying to use currency.

[Radiatia]

Only in Radiatia do you:

• Run the risk of heatstroke AND hypothermia within the space of a year
• Propose to your wife by winning her at an auction
• Nonchalantly wear a gas mask when walking the city streets
• Refer to people who live more than a block away from you as "dirty foreigners"
• Talk about how much you hate capitalism, despite being the CEO of a major corporation

[Kingborough]

Only in Kingborough:

- Do you run the risk of being eaten by a marsupial lion if you wander too far from civilization.
- You will encounter a nuclear bomb shelter every hundred meters when going for an evening stroll.

[Grand Antarctica]

Only in Grand Antarctica...
will you encounter at least a Regiment of Soldiers for every mile of walking around you do.
If you do not wear your government issued Military-grade winter coat will you die in 5 minutes of being outside.
If you smile while outside your teeth will shatter.

[Hamittia]

Only in Kalaspia-Shimarata it is written in the consitution that the counting of votes after an election must be shown publicly on live television where every single ballot paper is shown in a way that you know who the person the vote was for but you can't see the handwritting so you don't know who voted for the person. We do this to stop riging the election

>6 "million million" people
>every single one of the ballots shown
if 100% of your population voted and each ballot was shown for 2 seconds it would still take (by my shitty calculations) 190258 years to show every single ballot
good luck; have fun!

and just so it wont be offtopic
Only in Hamittia wearing a trenchcoat and pith helmet is seen as "good taste" even if 84% of time the temperature is above 35celcius.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

Only in the TBRE is cannibalism legal.
Only in the TBRE do we drive on both sides of the road.
Only in the TBRE do we have a teddy bear majority population.
Only in the TBRE are there enough nuclear bunkers for around 24 million more than our current population.

[Marihuanus]

only in Marihuanus you can be a newborn baby and smoke pot without anyone getting arrested

[Nulono]

Only in the USSN are popular uprisings more popular than a trip to the dentist.

[Nordengrund]

Only in Nordengrund, you will see patriotic, but humble and God- fearing citizens.

[Avaerilon]

Only in Avaerilon can you drive past a castle every 10 minutes at 50MPH.
Only in Avaerilon are dragons found flying above major cities, freely.
Only in Avaerilon do you find large-scale police investigations over who dropped a crisp packet in the wrong bin.

[Vloskovia]

Only in Vloskovia do you have "National Troll Day"

[Nordengrund]

Only in Nordengrund it is illegal to harm a turtle, real or fake, and is punishable by 25 years of penal slavery and a drill sergeant yelling at you all the time.

[Terra Tacita]

Only in Terra Tacita will you find citizens carrying concealed weaponry and having casual conversations with other people.

[12 year olds]

Only in the Armed Republic of 12 Year Olds will you find all the leaders of government are 12 years old.

[Wirbel]

Only in Wirbel will people regularly carry around all sorts of weapons. Civilian cars pulling artillery pieces, people walking the streets with heavy vests and machine guns, and rich people driving their APCs. Also, gun control is illegal is Wirbel.

[South Crapistan]

Only in South Crapistan can you use the national currency to commit murder.

[Ta suil]

Only in Terra Tacita will you find citizens carrying concealed weaponry and having casual conversations with other people.

only in Tal Suil will you find a nation that is in the top 5 percent for "smartest citizens" but also have 20% of its deaths caused by people wandering off into the woods and getting lost