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Our newest 'Chairbear of the High Council' (i.e. head of state), Borrin o Redwood, includes having been our first ambassador to the World Assembly in his career history.

President Fish has not been a guest on Baking With Alphonse since he was accidentally battered and deep-fried and eaten by an audience member with a severe seafood allergy. Lawsuits are still pending.

The Bharatiyans are rebelling, again.

Military Report:

All borders are secured.
No suspicious activity reported from neighboring nations.

We have open borders with out neighbours because SCHENGEN HEHE

Aino Varjaari is actually a member of the a cappella group Severed Song.

Most recreational drugs are legal in the Federation.

*RETCONNED*

Aztlani pizza is known to be spicy.

I have child labour which most of them work in the military for me, I also have slavery too...

This year June 11 will be a public holiday in Agonya, in celebration of HM Queen Elizabeth II's birthday.

Our WA Ambassador Bolesław Kozminski is from the Automous Polish Commune within Dark panther

fact of the week time!

the population density of esmerel averages out at 4,457 people per square kilometer, though may be as low as 200 or as high as 30,000

Fact:
The first and only intermarriage between nobility in Alexandregia was that between Grand Duchess, Eunice and Count James of Florence. James is Eunice's second cousin and both are descendants of Grand Duchess Natalia and Grand Duke Cyril. After the death of Eunice, the crown passed to James since their eldest son, Tito, was only 10 at the time of his mother's death. When historians found out about the intermarriage between Eunice and James, Grand Duke Alexander VI enacted a law that bans intermarriage between close relatives (marrying your third cousin is the limit).

The forces loyal to the Government have engaged in fights around the Capital as general Sanjorge tried to oust the Government through a coup. Fights have left 50 dead and some damage to the Capital. General Sanjorge is though to have hid himself in a foreign embassy and having demanded assylum.

The President has signed the disolution of the armed forces units that supported the coup and has odered the sacking of the all senior officers that supported the "Sanjorjada", loyal forces move to Aguilas and Lorca to crush the rebels that control the towns.

In the Heisenberg Region, it is illegal to pull plants out of the ground without permission from the region's Department of Agriculture.

fact of the week:

Alex Jones is anime.

In Dequarmi, it is actually been made mandatory by order of the Ministry of the Interior to teach students as young as middle school pupils about sex education.

The youngest participant of the High Noon Run was Jackson Villegas, who participated in the 2006 Run on his 18th birthday. He would become the first of the "High Birthday Runners," participants of the High Noon Run who made their run on their 18th birthdays.

Competitive Flatulating is the national sport - highly revered! - and has roots going back 1,272 years when Tribal Overlord Gadausudu ate a bad hot dog sandwich (the barking kind, not the sausage)

Colour photographs have just been developed. (Get the pun?)

Energy shield technology has entered the field testing phase for the military.

Subhurbia wasn’t always the nation it is today. Before 1901, the landmass was comprised of nine independent nations. Back then, there was no North Subhurbia, South Subhurbia etc, but instead, North Subhurbia was named Terran, South Subhurbia was named Ignim, East Subhurbia was named Ventis, and West Subhurbia was named Aquaticus.NW was called Luton, SW was called Dravon, NE was called Pulvius, and SE was called Fulgurus. Back then, the only land that made up Subhurbia was Central Subhurbia. This is why today, Central Subhurbian people are the most prominent ethnic group in the country.

In 2017, opium and heroin exports were responsible for 87% of the country's GDP.

North Aubrey has an internal power struggle still taking place between the old dictatorship and the newer more moderate government that has taken power to reform North Aubrey. Similar events have taken place to the South, in South Aubrey, where a once democratic government was overthrown by a far-right religious government.