Your Nation's Fact of the Week

[Haeronias]

There are a total of 36 communes in the Haeronian Federation of Egalitarian Communes. The largest, Greenfields, has a population of 1,106 people (including children) and is situated in the north of the Duchy of Markoras, just a few miles south of the border with the Duchy of Mettle.

There are many other communes and intentional communities which are not a part of the HFEC.

[Haydenish People]

In Haydenish People, the largest man-made leaf is on display in the Lexington Modern Art Museum and measures 8 feet from stem to tip.

[Xiphon]

Those are not bullets that fire out of Xiphon's guns. They're lazers, like those that come out of the Machina from Team Fortress 2.

[West Slogovia]

In West Slogovia, an old law says murderers are legally required to show up to their victims funeral unless they are unable to. The law is rarely followed as it is very old.

[Carlos Harry]

In Carlos Harry, All 5Th graders must memorize a 10-page chapter about our history. Anyone who fails will not progress to 6th grade.

[Terio]

Terio is located in the Middle East, however only 13% of the population is Muslim and only 10% of the population is of Arab decent.

[Grand Britannia]

We are mostly of Celt and Anglo-Saxon decent...

But we somehow have heavy German influence in our language and culture.

[Socialist Central Asia]

Did you know that in Socialist Central Asia

Running naked around a mosque is actually a way to celebrate happiness for the Turgik people?

[Wahnsinnland]

Section AB 432 of the Wahnsinnland Constitution; you can build a snow machine and fill your whole house with artificial snow.

[Social Republic of Trolls]

In SRT you can kill 1/5 of chicken in your life.

[Saracenia]

In Saracenia, it's illegal to say "fuck".

[Zionistinum]

In Zionistinum, When writing the name of the dictator without also writing "the Blessed and Almighty Us For Life is Full of Irony" then it will be put to lethal injection

[Zokoria]

If you own a G4 My Little Pony toy in Zokoria, then it is more likely that you will be charged with treason. That's because Ponyism is illegal, subversive, unacceptable, and extremely frowned upon in Zokoria. We have nothing against ponies, we strongly detest their bizarre "ideology".

[Tybois]

If you own a G4 My Little Pony toy in Zokoria, then it is more likely that you will be charged with treason. That's because Ponyism is illegal, subversive, unacceptable, and extremely frowned upon in Zokoria. We have nothing against ponies, we strongly detest their bizarre "ideology".

Ponyism represents honesty, kindness, laughter, generosity, loyalty, and magic. Which of these distresses you so?

Tybois has a Pony population of approximately ninety million.

[Izzyshipper]

Queen Sophia today celebrated her son, Prince James, eighth birthday today by investing him in the Order of the Rose, making him the youngest recipient of the honour in its four hundred and thirty two year history.

As a gift the young Prince's sisters, Princess Isabella and Princess Victoria commissioned a sword to made for the occasion, to be displayed in the Palace of Hetherington.

[Apynl]

We are mostly of Celt and Anglo-Saxon decent...

But we somehow have heavy German influence in our language and culture.

Yeah, that could be your Anglo-Saxon ancestors

IC: The most recent census lists Apynl as having 52,202 sapient citizens - roughly 0.000000435% of the Empire's total.

[Seperate Vermont]

A pair of Vermont farmers discovered a source of gold in a creek that straddled their two properties. They mutually agreed to share the gold in a partnership, and sell it at market price. This has prompted more farmers to look in the same tributary system for gold. No luck as of yet.

Meanwhile, Foreign Advisor Ethan Yates says he is "impressed" by the "impeccable timing" of the Maple industry in getting shipments of a maintained surplus of maple goods around Vermont and abroad this April and May. The fresh stocks for the year should be completely distributed by July, with a continuous supply until next Maple season's harvests.

[Aleckandor]

John Fogerty's rock music (with the rest of his band, Creedence Clearwater Revival) is the most popular kind of music with all ages in Aleckandor.

[Elcric Kcalb]

The army, navy, and air force of the Corporate States of Elcric Kcalb are all entirely made up of private military companies.

[Regnum Mortalium]

English: The Fascist Party is the sole legal political party in the Social Kingdom of Mortals.
Proletaryan: Ðe Fasϸyst Parte ys ðe sole legel polytecal parte en ðe Soϸyal Kyngdom ov Mortals.

[Cruciland]

In Saracenia, it's illegal to say "fuck".

"F***! My grandmother died!"
"GET ON THE GROUND!"

[Kedri]

We Kedrians have the most powerful navy of the 18th century world!

[Europe and Asia]

President for life of America Newt Gingrich, declared on the "Free Press" bulliten that three seconds ago he invented the hamburger, and that when he was born, capitalism became a form of government.

[Hallistar]

It turned out that one girl's complaint that they were being abducted by aliens was true.

Well, no actually it was a pedophile dressed in a costume who spiked her drink, but our overzealous soldiers thought he really was a gray at first, so he was shot repeatedly.

[Fatatatutti]

We are mostly of Celt and Anglo-Saxon decent...

But we somehow have heavy German influence in our language and culture.

We are mostly of Polynesian descent - at least, most claim to be - yet we too have a heavy German influence in our culture, particularly the military. It is known that there was a significant German presence in the Pacific at one time but their influence declined rapidly about a century ago for reasons which remain mysterious.