Any weird/unusual laws

[New Olwe]

It is not technically illegal, but it is strongly taboo to consume dairy products made from other species. However, we are considering the use of soy so as to have something to offer foreigners who are used to dairy foods. Besides, soybeans seem like a useful new crop.

Soybeans do indeed have a wide variety of uses, and could probably improve your economy. But please keep offering human milk for the foreigners who might actually want it, since your nation gets a lot of tourism from New Olwe and we think alike on this particular issue.

[Draconia Magna]

Gangster rap is illegal. Wearing your pants down to your knees is illegal, unless you go commando (we don't want to see your filthy underwear). Neckties are illegal. Too much jewelry is banned and gang colors and tattoos are banned.

Fashion designers are not allowed to go into business for themselves. Instead, fashion is a state monopoly, which produces only those fashions which the State prefers. Too much emphasis on fashion is generally frowned upon, anyway. There are no "designer" labels or any such rubbish allowed in Draconia Magna. One-piece suits or tunics are de rigeur for men in any official or workplace setting. Miniskirts, plaid kilts, or low-cut dresses are proper business attire for women. Casual clothes for men usually consists of denim and T-shirts, while women are expected to wear Daisy Dukes or spandex pants without any undies.

It is very much encouraged for women to keep their pants or shorts low enough on their hips that if they even slightly bend over, the tops of their butts are on display. If a woman does bend over in such attire, it is understood as an invitation to sex and it is considered impolite to fail to act on such an offer. No man can be prosecuted for taking advantage of such a generally understood signal.

On several holidays, it is mandatory to have sex with certain people. On Patriarchy Day, for instance, it is required for women to give fathers or prospective fathers sexual favors. On Mother Love Day, men are required to give such favors to mothers or expecting mothers.

Sexual harassment lawsuits are banned, and anyone caught trying to practice such law is fined and disbarred. Lawyers carry a certain stigma, anyway, as do fashion designers and feminists.

All fashion models are screened by the State and tested for heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, and meth use. They are also automatically required to perform sexual favors for all public officials as a price for their fame. They are required to weigh at least 125 lbs. as well.

All citizens are vaccinated against all social diseases, including HIV, at birth. A special, genetically engineered vaccine has been produced to prevent the transmission of all such diseases. All Draconians are thus automatically immune, and all immigrants are required to receive the same immunization vaccine before being allowed to stay in the country. This was done to ensure that nothing gets in the way of the sexual promiscuity viewed as a vital part of the nation's way of life (not to mention a useful part of tourism and a guarantee of the next generation through procreation).

[GraySoap]

- It is illegal to create new laws without a referendum approving by at least 2:1.

[Gavinium Magnus]

Gambling in any form is punishable by a heavy fine and a term of six months in jail. Owning a casino, however, is punishable by death.

Almost everyone is free to have sex with almost everyone else who is of age....except the Royal Family, who can only have sex with other Royals. Violation of this law is a capital offense for both parties. Within the family, however, anyone of age can fuck anyone else of age...unless the Prince (or Princess) Regnant objects or overrules it. His or her word is law.

[Dekerin Domains]

It is not technically illegal, but it is strongly taboo to consume dairy products made from other species. However, we are considering the use of soy so as to have something to offer foreigners who are used to dairy foods. Besides, soybeans seem like a useful new crop.

Soybeans do indeed have a wide variety of uses, and could probably improve your economy. But please keep offering human milk for the foreigners who might actually want it, since your nation gets a lot of tourism from New Olwe and we think alike on this particular issue.

Thanks...we will bear that in mind for tourists...although we are actually humanoids if you recall, not humans. Hence the orange skin and complete hairlessness. But we appreciate that you enjoy the practice and tradition of adult breastfeeding. We are always glad to make our good friends and allies happy.

As for the soy, we agree and are taking steps to begin planting several experimental crops of it on estates whose yeoman peasant owners have volunteered for the role. We hope to make feeding our people even easier and cheaper than before. The idea is growing in popularity.

[New Olwe]

Thanks...we will bear that in mind for tourists...although we are actually humanoids if you recall, not humans.

Right, I forgot.

Actually, just last week I was doing a breakdown of New Olwe's nonhuman population and listed the Dekerins who the census counted as residents... it should have stuck in my memory.

My face hurts now.

[Dekerin Domains]

Hey, it's cool. An easy mistake to make, if you're used to dealing with humans 90% of the time. We don't take offense to that. The only things that are offensive to call us are cowards, prudes, and such. And since you're our ally, you're not likely to call us that.