This factbook is now completed. Feel free to post comments/questions/discussion of your favourite villager below. -Johz
"Look, I really don't know whether this is a brilliant idea." Mr Newman grimaced at the blank piece of paper in front of him, and reluctantly pulled the lid off his pen.
"But you suggested it, Mr Newman," Mrs Hargreaves helpfully pointed out. "You said it would increase our standing in the international realm." She beamed, somehow proud of her ability to memorise phrases and bring them back up again at the most inopportune of times.
"Alright, alright, I'll start. Now, does anyone have a map of the area?"
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The Village of Johz is a relatively small nation occupying 4,191 acres of land, and containing approximately 269 people. The Village is an enclave of the Dominion of Thinister, and has been ever since it declared independence from the larger country in 1901. Important personages in the Village include the Mayor, Mr Newman (the foreign secretary) and Mrs Figgis. Of these, the most important is of course Mrs Figgis. The Village is famous for being utterly ridiculous, but in a good natured way.