Only In Your Nation...

[Luziyca]

Only in Luziyca do we commit terrorism in the name of freedom and democracy; and not get caught by any authority, since the Hippostanian Constitution, according to Luziycan legal scholars, is international law.

[Impius Gentes]

Only in Gentes people are lit on fire for possession of drugs.
And only in Gentes are people with cars and bikes looked at strangely for not walking everywhere.

[Grand Britannia]

Only in Britannia will you see a child speak forth discriminatory words against minorities, and only receive love and encouragement from their parents as reward.

Unless said person being discriminated against has proven herself to be worthy of admiration. In such case, the child is punished.

[Aurora Confederacy]

only in the Aurora confederacy do the papers print the truth

[Frenequesta]

Only in Frenequesta would the military be picked out from nerdy rocket scientists-- and not actually be trained for physical fitness.

[Dyste]

Only in Dyste do we have a country of large, magic-using dragonlike people who consider humans to be oddities, and eschew technology for using our natural talents as a species.

[Pehdred]

Only in Pehdred you get a liter of vodka in the supermarket for free with every purchase of over 20 products.

[The Orson Empire]

Only in the Orson Empire aliens, humans, barbarians, and others have the same rights

[Laobaen]

Only in Laobaen is minority oppression the sport of choice.

[Wasteland Brotherhood Chapter]

Only in Wasteland Brotherhood Chapter you can use drugs everywhere you want to (unless you're a government "official") and no one will care.

[Esperantigxiujo]

Do people hold races to see who can tube raft down the longest river in the country.

[Radiatia]

Only in Radiatia will you see someone trade their wife for a turnip.

[The Dinolands]

Only in The Dinolands do people speak with gendered verbs and non-gendered adjectives.

[Atelia]

Only in Atelia will every one live underground.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

Only in the MSA do non-sapients have the same rights and liberties as sapients.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

Only in the TBRE ...
are teddy bears the majority.
do people dress conservatively, despite the fact that there's no rule.
do people drive on both sides of the road, depending on province.
is cannibalism legal.

[Archonium]

Only in Archonium is the average internet download speed 15 GB/s and the average upload speed is 8 GB/s.

[Toomphsdale]

Only in Toomphsdale are our representatives elected through monetary vote (as in the candidate who receives the most money through a combination of taxation and donations wins)

[Grand Antarctica]

In Grand Antarctica it is legal to burn the flag as a show of protest and every flag strangely enough HAS to touch the ground before being hung up (as a sign that the Country is always ready to serve on the ground in it's own defense and that the people are put priority one)

[Bajireyn]

Only in Bajireyn can you legally own a working anti-tank rocket launcher.

[Esperantigxiujo]

Only in The Dinolands do people speak with gendered verbs and non-gendered adjectives.

How does that work?

[The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia]

Only in Putacaia will cars cost $500.

[Hibernion (Ancient)]

Only in Hibernion will you find people that are respectful to everything.

[Kamaynilaan]

Only in Kamaynilaan will anti-Catholics face execution via long-drop hanging for treason.

[Aurora Confederacy]

Only in the Aurora Confederacy do CB radios, a form of communication popular in the 1980s OUT NUMBER cellular phones