Only In Your Nation...

[Konolas]

Only in Konolas is 1/10th of the population living in small villages

[Gigaverse]

Only in Suhurbia is where you will truly find the far future mixed with the ancient past.

holy shit how did you manage to dig up a 7-year-old thread

[Korwin]

Only in Korwin will you see driverless public busses that not only have a display in the back that shows the current speed limit (and updates in realtime, including school-zones and construction areas, and give warnings of slick roads in event of rain), but also be advertisement-less and be able to take high-quality photos of speeders. They're also fully electric.

[Pooshland]

Only in Pooshland market regulations are strictly prohibited.

[Ard al Islam]

Only in the Land of Islam can you travel from North America to Brazil, then to Britain, then to Europe, then to Egypt, then to South Africa, then to Arabia, then to India, then to China, then to Australia, and then back to North America, without ever leaving the country.

[Great Mojave]

Only in Great Mojave can you get married, divorced, and married again in 15 minutes or less thanks to our innovations in Drive-Thru Wedding Technology

[Arevastan]

Only in Arevastan can you truly worship the Sun and the life-giving attributes of Fire without fear of persecution.

[Diarcesia]

Only in Diarcesia can a man become a master of magic in these places: he must reach his true potential in his early teens and seek out one of the few Énoire arcane masters who live in Odrioya.

[Anjung Batu]

Only in Anjung Batu that you can have a public toilet full with book to read while you're in the "business"

[Five Cities]

Only in Five Cities will you find that all guns are illegal except for grenades, because, we forgot to list it in banned weaponry, and the government is too hung up in social policy to deal with it so we kinda have to put up with random explosions for now (that explains the murder rate)

[TURTLESHROOM II]

Only in TurtleShroom can you (illegally) smoke old-timey opium pipes with a giant talking turtle and discover you aren't hallucinating the deed.

[Bastaland]

Only in Bastaland can you see the revived megafauna, part of our extensive "rewilding" program

[Uashekia]

Only in Uashekia will you find an Eastern European people that like brown liquor more than clear liquor.

[Outer Sparta]

Only in Outer Sparta can you find a sunken ship coral reef that's designated as a national monument.

[Monsone]

Only in Monsone can you find someone using diesel as cooking oil, and not dying because of it (because we use biodiesel).

[Khoronzon]

Only in Khoronzon are there no cemeteries to be found, despite everyone looking like the kind of person to hang out at a graveyard.

[Wochaystein]

Only in Wochaystein do you encounter such magnificent and charming cathedrals, buildings of jet-black obsidian absolutely incomparable among its counterparts in Europe that were constructed in the High Middle Ages.

[Griffany]

Only in Griffany can one find plagiarized characters from Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog being used in newspaper cartoons. The "Coconuts Funnies" and subsequent "Scratch and Grounder Funnies" are considered some of the nation's greatest pop culture icons.

[Ujang]

Only in Ujang you can see a succubus married an angel.

[Sacrum Imperium Americanum]

Only in Imperial America will you have a monarch quoting Huey Long and Karl Marx.

[Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory]

Only in Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory:
The Politburo is more like a high school than the highest office in the land. The families of the Politburo also flirt with each other, the most infamous one being Liana Silverwell.

[Te Netherlands]

Only in the Netherlands you can have a beer when you're a pilot and flying the aircraft

[Yeremania]

Only in Yeremania is where the daytime sky is not blue.

[Catarra]

There is a legend a legend about our national dish called Caçolet that says that in the Ottoman invasion the Caçolet saved the day for catarran defenders. Caçolet is a dish of casserole slow made beans with meat and vegetabes available. Is said that catarran defenders were left with little more than beans and with some pork defending the walls of Barcelona en Catarra while they were awaiting the turkish final assault. So they made a stew using beans and the little pork they had. That gave the defenders not only enough strenght to force to withdrawn and cause heavy losses to the best turkish troops. And, that the side effect of beans, the farts, caused the turks to believe that there were the double of arquebussiers and muskeeters in the walls. Demoralizing the turks and giving time for the arrival of Christian reinforcements that massacred the turks.