Only In Your Nation...

[Lylowo]

Only in Lylowo can you roll up a joint in the freezing wastes leaning up against the wreckage of an old abandoned tank while watching a group of robed polar bears wander past on their pilgimage chanting the 5000 names of the Great Bear and think "Why do they need robes for? their f**king Polar Bears!

[The New World Oceania]

Only in Oceania is crucifixion still a legitimate punishment.

Only in Lylowo can you roll up a joint in the freezing wastes leaning up against the wreckage of an old abandoned tank while watching a group of robed polar bears wander past on their pilgimage chanting the 5000 names of the Great Bear and think "Why do they need robes for? their f**king Polar Bears!

[Dragion]

Only in Dragion can you own a Dragon as if it was nothing more than a common dog or cat. (Though make sure to feed it properly, because on the user manual it clearly states: 'If you do not feed your Dragon properly it has every right to eat you and your entire family').

Also, for immigrants who become official citizens, we provide a free car and a free house (with mortgage paid up to five months).

[Aurora Confederacy]

only i the aurora confederacy does the press not care about the leaders sexuality and for that mater, the sexuality of other public figures like rock starts, and actually PRINT THE NEWS rather than cheap gossip

[Vallermoore]

Only in Vallermoore is it ok to vandalize geyser basins.

[Britonnya]

Only in the Holy Empire of Britonnya can you have 75% of your goods delivered by men in crisp white uniforms.

[Idealismania]

Only in Idealismania will you see that all advertisments in major public spaces (like the internet, tv, radio) must go through the government. Advertising is not treated as a item that can be bought and sold on the free market.

[Snake Forest]

Only in Snake Forest do we worship fire as well as wildlife, ironically and unfortunately we have wildfires happening very often...Maybe there is some connection.

[Aurora Confederacy]

Only in the Holy Empire of Britonnya can you have 75% of your goods delivered by men in crisp white uniforms.

definately not fed ex then

Only in the Aurora Confederacy can you drive 400kms without seeing the sky.

[Varusea]

Only in Varusea are most air force pilots bisexual, and most of the navy is heterosexual.

[Lost ones tribesmen]

Only in the empire can you get both guns and cannabis free from the government (provided you fill out some paperwork)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Only in TotallyNotEvilLand will you see a demonic looking horse kissing babies and giving out candy.

[Haktiva]

Only in Haktiva will you see people eat twice their own weight and stay as healthy as a special forces soldier.

[Aleckandor]

Only in Aleckandor, that spoiled children (upper-middle classed ones, to be exact) are actually polite and nice.

[Millorg]

in millorg you see more IFV and battle tanks than regular car , oder millitary gear or baby with uzi

[New Heathera]

Only in New Heathera will you find gangsters reciting poems as they mug someone.

[Not a pipe]

Actually, crucifixion is legal here too, so is individual to genetically modify themself, and a few other things.

But, in this nation, the lotteries are different than in any other place we know of. Treason is also legal here.

[Torsiedelle]

Only in Torsiedelle will you see children go to "Bring your gun to school day"

[Arko-Reason]

Only in the Imperium is the nation ruled by the recently revived Founder of the nation, who had been sealed in archeotech for three centuries.

[Drekka]

Only In the Federation will you find a left-leaning Socialist entity with a significantly superior
economy to a typical capitalist nation.

[Subhurbia]

Only in Suhurbia is where you will truly find the far future mixed with the ancient past.

[The Huterric Union]

Only in Huterrica does the congress feel more like a reality TV show than a place where laws in a really powerful nation are voted on

[Southern-Aves]

Only in Southern Aves will you see our national animal be regarded as a legal citizen with human rights

[Saralonia]

Only in Saralonia can you live under socialism and not be under a horrible dictatorship....

[Pacomia]

Only in Saralonia can you live under socialism and not be under a horrible dictatorship....

*ahem*