MAIN MILITARY WEAPON OF YOUR COUNTRY (MK. II) P2

[Samozaryadnyastan]

(Image)
Bayonet added. Can't be arsed to make it wooden colour. Imagine the stock is brown

Yes, my lightsaber looks more like a dildo. What of it?

'TIS NOT THE WAY OF BRITISH MUSKET ETIQUETTE

[NewNation070611]

Basically, instead of clicking ''very light grey'' for the bayonet's steel you've clicked ''weird ass fucking blue''.

This is pretty common amongst those new to the business, there's no shame in it and it's easy to fix!

Don't patronise me, Scotsman.

loliknownothingaboutguns.

Indeed.

[Bajireyn]

(Image)
Bayonet added. Can't be arsed to make it wooden colour. Imagine the stock is brown

Yes, my lightsaber looks more like a dildo. What of it?

'TIS NOT THE WAY OF BRITISH MUSKET ETIQUETTE

Or any musket etiquette for that matter...

[Sperosia]

Sperosia has a newly born weapon factory wich is under the direct control of the ministry of defence. Even if it was newly created, the Sperosian weapon factory recruited some engineers from the "FN Herstal" in Belgium.

Firstly, they created a light-calibre rifle for Police forces wich is named : PDD-01 'Homefront'

N.B : PDD stands for "Police Defence Device".



At the same time they created a rifle wich has the same properties than the legendary Soviet SVT rifle, the SAR-90 'Hammer'




They also designed a SMG wich looks close to the UMP, this varient is known under the name of MP-11 'Sickle'




Strong of its success after the release of the FAM-90, the Sperosian gun factory released a .50cal sniper rifle, the SR-01 'Redemptor' was born !

[NewNation070611]

(Image)
Bayonet added. Can't be arsed to make it wooden colour. Imagine the stock is brown

Yes, my lightsaber looks more like a dildo. What of it?

'TIS NOT THE WAY OF BRITISH MUSKET ETIQUETTE

Really?

[Oterro]

I wish it was just a name, then I could introduce you to the FN FAM, my favourite battle musket.

[Anemos Major]

I wish it was just a name, then I could introduce you to the FN FAM, my favourite battle musket.

I find the name 'FAM HAMMER' more amusing, sexism and all.

[NewNation070611]

I wish it was just a name, then I could introduce you to the FN FAM, my favourite battle musket.

I took a shit on the rulebook

And before that I borrowed it from the library

And didn't pay the late fee

[Oterro]

I wish it was just a name, then I could introduce you to the FN FAM, my favourite battle musket.

I took a shit on the rulebook

And before that I borrowed it from the library

And didn't pay the late fee

Who are you, masked nation.

Who are you.

And did you shit on the contents cos that page be important yo.

[Interstellar Britannia]

'TIS NOT THE WAY OF BRITISH MUSKET ETIQUETTE

Or any musket etiquette for that matter...

I grabbed at my belt, and polished my bayonet until it gleaming in glory, affixed. The enemy soldier looked upon it with both an expression of fright, and astonishment at my 16-incher, "It's really big, are you sure it can fit?".
"Oh yes" I said in a reassuring voice, the trench slit was narrow, tight, and wet. But I was ready and manoeuvred skillfully, ready for the penetration.
"Is this your first time?" I asked.
The enemy soldier nodded with an shy look.
"I'll take it slow then", I plunged my weapon into the enemy, and a thin trickle of liquid seeped out of the entrance...

I twisted his piece, and forced it in and out, the enemy soldier screamed "OH GOD, OH GOD!", and flailed with passion, and attempted to shove the violator away. But I held on, stabbing in and out like a ferocious beast until finally I withdraw ,y blade and sprayed hot lead all over the soldiers body. I continued to fire off rounds until his ammunition was completely depleted, then with the deed done, I dropped to the ground to rest, and cool off my firearm.

It was not 15 minutes before I was ready to yet again, storm into another dark foxhole, bayonet first.

[Samozaryadnyastan]

'TIS NOT THE WAY OF BRITISH MUSKET ETIQUETTE

Really?

Probably.

I'm just finding these last two pages hilarious :')

[Bajireyn]

Or any musket etiquette for that matter...

I grabbed at my belt, and polished my bayonet until it gleaming in glory, affixed. The enemy soldier looked upon it with both an expression of fright, and astonishment at my 16-incher, "It's really big, are you sure it can fit?".
"Oh yes" I said in a reassuring voice, the trench slit was narrow, tight, and wet. But I was ready and manoeuvred skillfully, ready for the penetration.
"Is this your first time?" I asked.
The enemy soldier nodded with an shy look.
"I'll take it slow then", I plunged my weapon into the enemy, and a thin trickle of liquid seeped out of the entrance...

He twisted his piece, and forced it in and out, the enemy soldier screamed "OH GOD, OH GOD!", and flailed with passion, and attempted to shove the violator away. But he held on, stabbing in and out like a ferocious beast until finally he withdraw his blade and sprayed hot lead all over the soldiers body. He continued to fire off rounds until his ammunition was completely depleted, then with his deed done, he dropped to the ground to rest, and cool off his firearm.

It was not 15 minutes before he was ready to yet again, storm into another dark foxhole, bayonet first.

[The Soviet Technocracy]

everyone who worked on the project and actually saw the inside prototype is now dead

From this point forward, the TKB-022 will be known to be haunted.

EDIT: Also, flat-earth level stupidity here.

This was when repeating weapons were new.

This was when no one had done such a thing, and I believe it was to promote much faster reloads to support a higher ROF and better suppression.

It's like calling the LeMat or Dreyse stupid. Sure they're fucking dumb, but no one had tried them before and it seemed like a good idea at the time. |:

[Anemos Major]

Or any musket etiquette for that matter...

I grabbed at my belt, and polished my bayonet until it gleaming in glory, affixed. The enemy soldier looked upon it with both an expression of fright, and astonishment at my 16-incher, "It's really big, are you sure it can fit?".
"Oh yes" I said in a reassuring voice, the trench slit was narrow, tight, and wet. But I was ready and manoeuvred skillfully, ready for the penetration.
"Is this your first time?" I asked.
The enemy soldier nodded with an shy look.
"I'll take it slow then", I plunged my weapon into the enemy, and a thin trickle of liquid seeped out of the entrance...

I twisted his piece, and forced it in and out, the enemy soldier screamed "OH GOD, OH GOD!", and flailed with passion, and attempted to shove the violator away. But I held on, stabbing in and out like a ferocious beast until finally I withdraw ,y blade and sprayed hot lead all over the soldiers body. I continued to fire off rounds until his ammunition was completely depleted, then with the deed done, I dropped to the ground to rest, and cool off my firearm.

It was not 15 minutes before I was ready to yet again, storm into another dark foxhole, bayonet first.

I knew something was missing.

[Samozaryadnyastan]

The sniper is quite nice, but I personally think the AR was beat over the head with the ugly stick.

Really? I think the other way around.

[Fischermann]

Sperosia has a newly born weapon factory wich is under the direct control of the ministry of defence. Even if it was newly created, the Sperosian weapon factory recruited some engineers from the "FN Herstal" in Belgium.

Firstly, they created a light-calibre rifle for Police forces wich is named : PDD-01 'Homefront'

N.B : PDD stands for "Police Defence Device".

([url=http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2964/exhibition.png]Image)[/url]

At the same time they created a rifle wich has the same properties than the legendary Soviet SVT rifle, the SAR-90 'Hammer'

([url=http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6731/exhibitionn.png]Image)[/url]

They also designed a SMG wich looks close to the UMP, this varient is known under the name of MP-11 'Sickle'

([url=http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2964/exhibition.png]Image)[/url]

Strong of its success after the release of the FAM-90, the Sperosian gun factory released a .50cal sniper rifle, the SR-01 'Redemptor' was born !

([url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2964/exhibition.png]Image)[/url]

The local armed forces have ordered a LMG wich could match any other but meant to insist on the independence of the country itself, an experimental Machine Gun was released under the name of LMG-16 'Hellraiser'

([url=http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2964/exhibition.png]Image)[/url]

And that's why they don't like PMG in NationStates.

[Galla-]

Sperosia has a newly born weapon factory wich is under the direct control of the ministry of defence. Even if it was newly created, the Sperosian weapon factory recruited some engineers from the "FN Herstal" in Belgium.

Firstly, they created a light-calibre rifle for Police forces wich is named : PDD-01 'Homefront'

N.B : PDD stands for "Police Defence Device".

([url=http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2964/exhibition.png]Image)[/url]

At the same time they created a rifle wich has the same properties than the legendary Soviet SVT rifle, the SAR-90 'Hammer'

([url=http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6731/exhibitionn.png]Image)[/url]

They also designed a SMG wich looks close to the UMP, this varient is known under the name of MP-11 'Sickle'

([url=http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2964/exhibition.png]Image)[/url]

Strong of its success after the release of the FAM-90, the Sperosian gun factory released a .50cal sniper rifle, the SR-01 'Redemptor' was born !

([url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2964/exhibition.png]Image)[/url]

The local armed forces have ordered a LMG wich could match any other but meant to insist on the independence of the country itself, an experimental Machine Gun was released under the name of LMG-16 'Hellraiser'

([url=http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2964/exhibition.png]Image)[/url]

And that's why they don't like PMG in NationStates.

Must have been FN's rejected engineers.

[Bafuria]

And that's why they don't like PMG in NationStates.

Must have been FN's rejected engineers.

I was going to reply to the guy, but I decided not to since It would probably end up containing NSFW material.

[Solyhniya]

And that's why they don't like PMG in NationStates.

Must have been FN's rejected engineers.

FN were under pressure to be an "equal opportunities employer", so they had to start hiring people with severe mental difficulties.

Thank god they quickly found another employer in Sperosia.

[Galla-]

Must have been FN's rejected engineers.

FN were under pressure to be an "equal opportunities employer", so they had to start hiring people with severe mental difficulties.

Thank god they quickly found another employer in Sperosia.

No Firearms Engineer Left Behind.

[Vingtor]

I love this tread.

[Samozaryadnyastan]

FN were under pressure to be an "equal opportunities employer", so they had to start hiring people with severe mental difficulties.

Thank god they quickly found another employer in Sperosia.

No Firearms Engineer Left Behind.

It's been a few minutes since I lol'd this hard ITT

[Solyhniya]

Does anyone know how to draw drum sights?

[Helghast empire]

[Sperosia]

:rofl: I love this tread.

Looks more like a trolls nest