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THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES
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Postby THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES » Tue May 08, 2012 2:58 pm

Anthoraubia wrote:No since horses cannot consent as they are NOT sentinent and bestiality is illegal.


We are talking about MLP FiM ponies not real ones.
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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Tue May 08, 2012 3:00 pm

THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES wrote:
Anthoraubia wrote:No since horses cannot consent as they are NOT sentinent and bestiality is illegal.


We are talking about MLP FiM ponies not real ones.

The difference being? Either it's a citizen and thus sentient by definition of having passed the exams or it is not and than it's consent status is irrelevant sentience or no. (OOC: And yes I am butting in to the discussion)
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Byzantium Imperium
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Postby Byzantium Imperium » Tue May 08, 2012 3:08 pm

THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES wrote:
Anthoraubia wrote:No since horses cannot consent as they are NOT sentinent and bestiality is illegal.


We are talking about MLP FiM ponies not real ones.


Then it dawns on you they're one of the sane nations that doesn't recognize sentient ponies. derp

Bestiality is...really oddly approached in Roma due to the religion...

Which is all the detail you're getting in.

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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Tue May 08, 2012 3:11 pm

Byzantium Imperium wrote:
THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES wrote:
We are talking about MLP FiM ponies not real ones.


Then it dawns on you they're one of the sane nations that doesn't recognize sentient ponies. derp


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Zathganastan
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Postby Zathganastan » Tue May 08, 2012 3:14 pm

Byzantium Imperium wrote:
THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES wrote:
We are talking about MLP FiM ponies not real ones.


Then it dawns on you they're one of the sane nations that doesn't recognize sentient ponies. derp

Bestiality is...really oddly approached in Roma due to the religion...

Which is all the detail you're getting in.


Wait then why would you post here then if you don't recognize one of the species is question as existing because the Op made it clear that marriage was between a MLP type pony and a human.
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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Tue May 08, 2012 3:24 pm

Or he can just go the route of the civilized people and acknowledge that bestiality is just another form of sex and should be legal.
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Cyprum Xecuii
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Postby Cyprum Xecuii » Tue May 08, 2012 3:27 pm

Mother of god...well we should be tolerant, as long as they both serve the state fine then we'll accept it.
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FreeOlesia
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Postby FreeOlesia » Tue May 08, 2012 4:27 pm

Both are executed.
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Former Wellboneland
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Postby Former Wellboneland » Tue May 08, 2012 5:05 pm

Actually, if a Human is forced to marry a pony, as in the case with Kain Tyrant and him being raised by ponies, only the pony gets punished and the human is spared.
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YellowApple
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Founded: Apr 08, 2011
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Postby YellowApple » Tue May 08, 2012 5:39 pm

Zathganastan wrote:
Urmanian wrote:All the nations that would execute the pony could just send him or her over to us, for a fee of course. Not only would they get a bit of cash in addition to not having to waste money on wasteful executions, it would also prevent cloudy weather with a chance of cluster bombs and cruise missiles over their capital and the eventual liberation of the nation in question.

That's probably not going to happen way to many people here get to much pleasure out of brutally murdering ponies and their human lovers to allow for them to escape.


And we get too much pleasure out of brutally annihilating civilizations which permit such atrocities to occur. Win-win.

Former Wellboneland wrote:Actually, if a Human is forced to marry a pony, as in the case with Kain Tyrant and him being raised by ponies, only the pony gets punished and the human is spared.


What if the pony is forced, too? Should the true criminal not be the entity who performed the forcing?

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Former Wellboneland
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Postby Former Wellboneland » Tue May 08, 2012 5:40 pm

YellowApple wrote:
Zathganastan wrote:That's probably not going to happen way to many people here get to much pleasure out of brutally murdering ponies and their human lovers to allow for them to escape.


And we get too much pleasure out of brutally annihilating civilizations which permit such atrocities to occur. Win-win.

Former Wellboneland wrote:Actually, if a Human is forced to marry a pony, as in the case with Kain Tyrant and him being raised by ponies, only the pony gets punished and the human is spared.


What if the pony is forced, too? Should the true criminal not be the entity who performed the forcing?

No.
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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Tue May 08, 2012 5:42 pm

Fun fact. If you replace sex with murder or torture in our messages here. The messages remain equally valid.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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Albion Rhodesia
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Founded: May 22, 2010
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Postby Albion Rhodesia » Tue May 08, 2012 6:17 pm

From the Desk of the Minister of Justice:

Relationships between humans and animals is considered a felony under the Albion Rhodesia Criminal Code.
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YellowApple
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Postby YellowApple » Tue May 08, 2012 6:24 pm

Albion Rhodesia wrote:From the Desk of the Minister of Justice:

Relationships between humans and animals is considered a felony under the Albion Rhodesia Criminal Code.


Humans are animals, too, being a member of the taxonomic kingdom Animalia. Does this mean that sex between consenting humans is also a felony, since they would be engaging in relationships with animals?

And does this mean that relationships with plants, fungi, and prokaryotes are legal by default?

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Wisconsin7
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Tue May 08, 2012 6:32 pm

YellowApple wrote:
Albion Rhodesia wrote:From the Desk of the Minister of Justice:

Relationships between humans and animals is considered a felony under the Albion Rhodesia Criminal Code.


Humans are animals, too, being a member of the taxonomic kingdom Animalia. Does this mean that sex between consenting humans is also a felony, since they would be engaging in relationships with animals?

And does this mean that relationships with plants, fungi, and prokaryotes are legal by default?

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The Royal Kingdom of Quebec
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Postby The Royal Kingdom of Quebec » Tue May 08, 2012 7:14 pm

.....Not a great idea, considering our nation's anti-pony stances. In here, if a human and a Sapient Horse mates, both of them are executed for beastiality.
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The Royal Kingdom of Quebec
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Postby The Royal Kingdom of Quebec » Tue May 08, 2012 11:35 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Varanidae wrote:Set them both on fire. That is a crime against humanity.


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Screw ponies. Mating with sapient horses is still considered beastiality.
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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Tue May 08, 2012 11:38 pm

A pony is just a discusting, annoying, discraceful excuse of a horse. Why do annoying TV show charcters get allowed to marry humans in so many nations?
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Zebulor
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Postby Zebulor » Tue May 08, 2012 11:39 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:A pony is just a discusting, annoying, discraceful excuse of a horse. Why do annoying TV show charcters get allowed to marry humans in so many nations?

Because the ponies are sentient is probably what they say.

My people might suspect that its because those nations are part of a pro-Ponyist imperialist conspiracy.

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Mathemaland
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Founded: May 08, 2012
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Postby Mathemaland » Wed May 09, 2012 1:41 am

Legal. And Encouraged.

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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Wed May 09, 2012 2:01 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:A pony is just a discusting, annoying, discraceful excuse of a horse. Why do annoying TV show charcters get allowed to marry humans in so many nations?

Pony, fungi or rock. If you love something why would you be denied sex with it? Now marriage, that requires the other significant half to be a citizen. But other than that, again you can't stop love by criminalizing it.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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Wisconsin7
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Wed May 09, 2012 5:39 am

Purpelia wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:A pony is just a discusting, annoying, discraceful excuse of a horse. Why do annoying TV show charcters get allowed to marry humans in so many nations?

Pony, fungi or rock. If you love something why would you be denied sex with it? Now marriage, that requires the other significant half to be a citizen. But other than that, again you can't stop love by criminalizing it.

:eyebrow: A rock?
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Zathganastan
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Postby Zathganastan » Wed May 09, 2012 5:55 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:A pony is just a discusting, annoying, discraceful excuse of a horse. Why do annoying TV show charcters get allowed to marry humans in so many nations?

Because most of us don't care what our people do with their lives or who they spend them with.
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The Allied states Military, zathganastans pride and Joy:
Army: 35,000,000 armed forces
Navy: 18,000 ships
Air force: 10,000,000 air force personal
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Austerland
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Postby Austerland » Wed May 09, 2012 6:04 am

Nothing, we have no ponies here.
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Soviet Putinland
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Postby Soviet Putinland » Wed May 09, 2012 6:15 am

If the pony goes through the 5 years of forced labor without, Dieing,Dropping out and leaving the country, or leaving the country after their 5 years, Then we applaud them and let them be married.
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