The Mane Six In Your Nation

by **The Multiversal Species Alliance** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:27 pm

This question is mostly directed at Ponyist and anti-Ponyist nations. What would you do if the Mane Six were suddenly teleported to your nation?
We'd be confused, especially when our universe's Mane Six met the new arrivals.

by **Urmanian** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:48 pm

They'd be treated with respect, we guess? No one would be particularly surprised given Twilight Sparkle is our leader and all.

by **Novus Niciae** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:54 pm

They would be treated like visiting heads of state and given a impromptu formal reception (a formal dinner dance, the best food and wine available, celebrities, politicians and other notables would attend, the dress standard would be white ties and ball gowns & tiaras, it would be very classy).

Turning up unannounced would be seen as being highly irregular and a breech of protocol and they would be politely asked in private to not do it again.

by **The Seven Realms** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:47 pm

"Depends.

We are not necessarily ponyist, but we have a healthy equine population living in Alestria. So they would be treated the same way as anyone else."

-Public Security and Intelligence Command

by **Katyuscha** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:55 pm

Due to our new found hatred of the Poniests, they would either be immediately deported, imprisoned, or executed. There is no place for them in Katyuscha.

by **Cenetra** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:59 pm

Cenetra's legal system does not currently include provisions for non-human sapient creatures. As a result, we really have no idea what would happen, other than a lot of bureaucratic stupidity.

For that matter, we really aren't sure whether aerial surveillance radar can tell the difference between Rainbow Dash and a subsonic cruise missile.

by **Jerusalem and Damascus** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:01 pm

They would become regular, non-sapient horses, as with any magical horses that enter our universe, and be eaten.

by **Jaggerlonia** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:02 pm

They would be welcomed with freindly arms, but if they dare speak any paganistic words then BAM!

by **1000 Cats** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:14 am

They would be eaten. Sorry, bronies, but that's what we do.

by **The Ctan** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:00 am

Triple security. ask them why they were just randomly teleported, listen attentively, proceed from there.

by **Tarkanea** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:01 am

"What, more ponies? Didn't we just ship them all of to some rock somewhere? Just get them out of my sight"
-Reaction from most Tarkanean nobility.

by **Wayland-Trust** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:33 am

1000 Cats wrote:They would be eaten. Sorry, bronies, but that's what we do.

Most likely.
Or experimented on.

by **Sen** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:00 am

Adorable children would no doubt ride the adorable ponies.

by **Zokoria** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:08 am

They are treated the same way as gays, atheists, gypsies, Muslims and Jews are treated in Zokoria.

It's true that ponies are treated as scum as "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is banned from airing in Zokorian television.

by **SquareDisc City** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:11 am

They probably wouldn't seem all that out of place. In the event that they teleported in when our jammers were up, we'd want to investigate how and why they did so.

by **Lutsz** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:37 am

Hmm, tasty... their flesh would be considered a rare delicacy to be eagerly sampled.

by **Nachfolgia** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:47 am

Katyuscha wrote:Due to our new found hatred of the Poniests, they would either be immediately deported, imprisoned, or executed. There is no place for them in Katyuscha.

same, but we might also force them into the Aüslander brigade of the Wehmacht where they will die a glorious death for the well-being of Nachfolgia

by **Gawdzendia** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:51 am

As they are celebrities amongst the ponies within Gawdzendia, I'm sure some sort of celebration would occur.

by **Crumlark** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:59 am

Introduce them to the reality of mankind, their true creators. Force them to see what we had done, making thing as simple as a string of numbers like 9/11 nearly unutterable in public. Show the true horrors of man, and it's finest creation. Death. Watch with glee as they see what we have done in the past for a man we don't know even exists. Have them peer at the suffering we cause each-other to this very day, and watch them scream, scream as they run back to wherever they came from, never to return.

by **Calisota III** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:10 am

The Multiversal Species Alliance wrote:This question is mostly directed at Ponyist and anti-Ponyist nations. What would you do if the Mane Six were suddenly teleported to your nation?
We'd be confused, especially when our universe's Mane Six met the new arrivals.

Due to the known magical properties of some Ponies, the local authorities would not be sure they had not arrived here deliberately, which would put them in direct defiance of U.S. laws regarding Pony immigration.

They would most likely face arrest by the closest County Sheriff's Office or Police Department, and then remand to the custody of the U.S. Marshals. The case would be referred to the Bureau of Pony Affairs in keeping with the current legal requirements. They would be well treated, naturally.

If they were found to be from an alternate dimension and truly unable to return, then settlement rights would likely be granted by the President through the BPA.

by **Zwitterjiund** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:11 am

We'd treat them no different than we do to our current pony inhabitance of five

by **Ostronopolis** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:15 am

See them as a blessing of Dolethia.

by **Cruciland** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:07 am

Drones would immediately scan them for their intentions and ideologies, then MJC will chose whether or not to let them stay or to assimilate/kill them.

by **Lancov** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:35 am

We would laugh at the strange people wearing horse costumes.

by **Cenetra** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:28 pm

Crumlark wrote:Introduce them to the reality of mankind, their true creators. Force them to see what we had done, making thing as simple as a string of numbers like 9/11 nearly unutterable in public. Show the true horrors of man, and it's finest creation. Death. Watch with glee as they see what we have done in the past for a man we don't know even exists. Have them peer at the suffering we cause each-other to this very day, and watch them scream, scream as they run back to wherever they came from, never to return.

This is the best, most creative and hilarious response to this thread ever. You, good sir, are a winner.

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