by Cruciland » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:52 am
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.
by ArghNeedAName » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:22 pm
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by TurtleShroom » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:25 pm
HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
SUPREME GENERAL COURT
JUDGEMASTER OF THE COURT OF TURTLESHROOM
TO THE NOBILITY AND COUNCILS OF CRUCILAND
SIRE, SIR, AND TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Hello. I am the Judgemaster of TurtleShroom, leading the Supreme Court and the Congress. Your people have come to an important crossroads in your history that strongly parallels that of TurtleShroom.
Centuries ago, the church elders were fiercely battling over the power of the government versus the power of the turtles, mushrooms, and humans. God's preferred method of government is a monarchy that answers to Him, but such power is routinely corrupted by the sins of man.
Jones Found and the other Framers struck a miracle utilizing Plato's "Ship of State" theory, combining the power and freedom of a sovereign people with the holy wisdom and veto power of a king into one stable government that has extensive difficulty drifting into sin and vice, if it ever does at all.
We see that you are now debating to become like TurtleShroom, in being democratic but retaining a guided democracy to prevent the people from voting in vice and corruption. We have perfected that art in our Constitution and have been practicing it for over two hundred years.
If it pleases His Majesty, I wish to visit Cruciland and personally have the honor of schooling you in the arts of Guided Democracy and means to prevent evil from voting itself in my manipulating people.
-and no, His Majesty does not have to surrender his role as active ruler and become ceremonial. Not in our scenario!
Eager to hear your response,
-His High Honor, the Judgemaster of the Courts of TurtleShroom
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Cruciland » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:33 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:(Image)
HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
SUPREME GENERAL COURT
JUDGEMASTER OF THE COURT OF TURTLESHROOM
TO THE NOBILITY AND COUNCILS OF CRUCILAND
SIRE, SIR, AND TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Hello. I am the Judgemaster of TurtleShroom, leading the Supreme Court and the Congress. Your people have come to an important crossroads in your history that strongly parallels that of TurtleShroom.
Centuries ago, the church elders were fiercely battling over the power of the government versus the power of the turtles, mushrooms, and humans. God's preferred method of government is a monarchy that answers to Him, but such power is routinely corrupted by the sins of man.
Jones Found and the other Framers struck a miracle utilizing Plato's "Ship of State" theory, combining the power and freedom of a sovereign people with the holy wisdom and veto power of a king into one stable government that has extensive difficulty drifting into sin and vice, if it ever does at all.
We see that you are now debating to become like TurtleShroom, in being democratic but retaining a guided democracy to prevent the people from voting in vice and corruption. We have perfected that art in our Constitution and have been practicing it for over two hundred years.
If it pleases His Majesty, I wish to visit Cruciland and personally have the honor of schooling you in the arts of Guided Democracy and means to prevent evil from voting itself in my manipulating people.
-and no, His Majesty does not have to surrender his role as active ruler and become ceremonial. Not in our scenario!
Eager to hear your response,
-His High Honor, the Judgemaster of the Courts of TurtleShroom
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.
by SquareDisc City » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:36 pm
by Western Visayas and Palawan » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:03 pm
by Victorious Decepticons » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:22 am
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.
The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.
by Cruciland » Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:14 am
TurtleShroom wrote:(Image)
HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
SUPREME GENERAL COURT
JUDGEMASTER OF THE COURT OF TURTLESHROOM
TO THE NOBILITY AND COUNCILS OF CRUCILAND
SIRE, SIR, AND TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Hello. I am the Judgemaster of TurtleShroom, leading the Supreme Court and the Congress. Your people have come to an important crossroads in your history that strongly parallels that of TurtleShroom.
Centuries ago, the church elders were fiercely battling over the power of the government versus the power of the turtles, mushrooms, and humans. God's preferred method of government is a monarchy that answers to Him, but such power is routinely corrupted by the sins of man.
Jones Found and the other Framers struck a miracle utilizing Plato's "Ship of State" theory, combining the power and freedom of a sovereign people with the holy wisdom and veto power of a king into one stable government that has extensive difficulty drifting into sin and vice, if it ever does at all.
We see that you are now debating to become like TurtleShroom, in being democratic but retaining a guided democracy to prevent the people from voting in vice and corruption. We have perfected that art in our Constitution and have been practicing it for over two hundred years.
If it pleases His Majesty, I wish to visit Cruciland and personally have the honor of schooling you in the arts of Guided Democracy and means to prevent evil from voting itself in my manipulating people.
-and no, His Majesty does not have to surrender his role as active ruler and become ceremonial. Not in our scenario!
Eager to hear your response,
-His High Honor, the Judgemaster of the Courts of TurtleShroom
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.
by TurtleShroom » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:43 am
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Churchilland » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:49 am
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by Zokoria » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:32 am
Senator Markus Zokos
Constituency 84 (Weisen)
Proud Member of the New Democrats
Ambassador to the Progressive Monarchist PartyNation does not reflect real life views.
Please note that Zokoria is undergoing a major revamp in roleplaying.
Moderate leftist and MLP/anime fanboy FTWThe Republic of Zokoria
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by Cruciland » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:39 am
TurtleShroom wrote:His High Honor, Zadok Law, was the Judgemaster of TurtleShroom, and he had been for over fourty years. Appointed in 1971 to head the Supreme General Court and Congress, he was always considered totally neutral with few exceptions and revered as a centrist politician that never jumped into the fray. (Bias did show in his opinions on the Haizian Sad Days' War, but everyone slips now and then.)
Jurists and scholars overwhelmingly approved of how he carried his branch-spanning job, and indeed, he was considered the model for his office.
He had served for so long that most people never addressed him by name. Most simply called him "Judgemaster". He and the office were one, and those who paid attention to the upper judiciaries had trouble imagining his sobering, level-headed demeanor against the often fiery (and duly elected by the people) colleagues on both the Supreme Court and the Congress.
He was in his sixties now, having grown from a short, plucky young adult to a wisened statesman. As was required of him, Zadok was always wearing his black robe, trimmed in gold at the bottom seams and the sleeves, with its white sash draped over him from his left shoulder to his right hip. An ornate, multi-jewelled, golden pectoral cross hung just below his chest on a heavy, equally golden chain. The cross dated to the 1850s and was considered a very special relic to the judiciary, although Judgemasters throughout the years compared it to wearing a cow around their neck.
In appearence, Zadok was less absurd and more wisened than many of his people. He was shorter than many, at seven foot two, and he had long since become bald, with a silver horseshoe of hair encircling his scalp. His ears were bigger than most TurtleShroomers, and this was a routine joke in political cartoons. He had a center-aligned buck tooth, but it wasn't nearly as bad as many of his people, barely jutting out of his lip. Zadok had long learned that, in international summits, sucking in his lip and obscuring that tooth was very efficient at increasing the respect other world powers saw him as.
He was famously broad-shouldered (think Dick Cheney), but also very scrawny, as was customary of his people. His crimson red eyes were obscured by yhick, heavy, and black coke-bottle glasses, without which he was completely blind. The outer edges of the glesses and the temple pieces were embroidered with a fine line of gold, and they rested on his small, pointed nose.
Since must every TurtleShroomer needed such extreme spectacles, it was no real difference.
Zadok had been told that the delegation of Cruciland was coming to him. He stated he'd take a government high-speed train to the country, but they insisted to take him instead. He had assumed this was going to be in the form of an aircraft, but he was surprised to learn that Cruciland was a Future Tech nation, much like the dreaded C'Tan. They informed him to go to a remote building and stand at the top floor. He chose his personal three story, luxurious country villa down in the swamplands and informed them of this.
It was here, then, that he stood with the large ensemble of police officers, bodyguards, a court reporter, and his personal clerk, that he elected to bring with him. (They were notified of this, as well.)
That was when the spacecraft descended, and the Judgemaster stared in awe, refusing to go out on the balcony, as the machine that defied all he knew about technology hovered inches from said balcony. Creatures which the Judgemaster assumed were soldiers exited and stepped onto his balcony. He prepared to open the sliding door, but to his shock and awe, they simply cut a perfect shape into the glass! Gesturing for all of them to come, the Judgemaster led the way, and when all of his gaurds and friends entered with him, the glass was seamlessly re-inserted and the spacecraft blasted off into the heavens.
As the Judgemaster looked back on his home planet and realized just how Future Tech these guys were, he couldn't help but wonder, firstly, how these aliens became Christian, and second, what he had gotten himself into.
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.
by TurtleShroom » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:02 am
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
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by Cruciland » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:37 am
TurtleShroom wrote:There was no question now to the Judgemaster and his entourage that they had departed their planet and landed on... an identical planet? Gravy, this planet looked just like theirs from afar. Blue, lots and lots of water, diverse biomes, same axial tilt, large white clouds... though it seemed smaller and the continents were certainly shaped differently, but then again, the ever changing geopolitical structure of the Judgemaster's home planet and the active volcanism that made new islands ensured that a world map could never be fully crafted.
How many more earth-like planets where there? TurtleShroomianns were aware of three, if he recalled correctly: theirs, the Victorious Decepticon's Slave World, and at least one in C'Tan's galactic empire. (That being said, there may be many more that are classified as military secrets.) This would be a fourth.
He made a note to propose more funding to outer space research, alongside the obvious and new need for weaponization of space.
He couldn't help but marvel as the planet grew closer. Some of his friends were teary when looking at its beauty, and at least one said a silent prayer of praise to God for all the worlds He created and blessed. It made him wonder if their planet was the one Adam and Eve came from, but considering that Iraqistan, Israel, and other locations mentioned in the Bible were present on his homeland, he didn't really put much thought into it.
By the time the Judgemaster finished marvelling over the planet's beauty and eerie similairty, they had already rapidly descended into atmospheric levels that completely mirrored his own home planet's. The Judgemaster had the blessing of formal education as a child in the 1950s, but even so, it'd been so long since he learned about anything regarding the atmosphere or weather.
They descended closer to the earth's surface, which was about the time that the Judgemaster noticed they were fast approaching what had to be the planet's Equator.
"Cruciland is tropical?" thought the Judgemaster, as they suddenly veered slightly west and out onto the ocean. Confused, he turned his back from the window and asked some of those with him.
"Do you think Cruciland's an island?"
"No, Your High Honor, it ain't no island; we'd have seen it when we were a-descendin'."
"So that'd make it an underwater utopian thing, right?"
"Maybe." one of his friends suggested.
"Oh! What if it's a portal?"
The others shrugged, if they had shoulders. The Crucilandites were chuckling at the TurtleShroomers' guesses. They were wrong on all accounts, and they were going to love the Judgemaster's face when he saw the answer.
-and, at that time, the Judgemaster was tapped on the shoulder. He turned around to face the window again, and his jaw dropped.
FLOATING CITY.
He did NOT excpect a Floating City. Colored as if of gold and above the surface of the ocean, it seemed to levitate completely on its own accord. He could not form into words the amazing capabilities of this amazing technology. TurtleShroom would be lucky to do this on a small scale in a thousand years; even now, "cutting edge" was a 1990s dinosaur cell phone that was as thick as a Pocket Bible. It cost the same as a RL I-Pad and was often too "high-tech" for the nation's creaky radio towers that were converted into cell phone towers in the cities. (Coverage didn't exist outside of most cities for obvious cost and poverty reasons.)
The Judgemaster exited his thoughts and turned to a Cruciland soldier.
"Sir," he asked hesitantly, "Is this all of Cruciland, like Yellow Apple is just a floating city? Or, is this but your capital, and your people have conquered the planet, like Victorious Decepticons? -and how did Christianity get here if it originated elsewhere in the stars? Israel is on my planet."
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.
by TurtleShroom » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:54 am
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Cruciland » Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:55 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:The Judgemaster was thoroughly confused as he looked to a distant map in the hangar. Yep. That was Israel, all right.
"Two Israels?" he muttered, partially to himself and partially to his entourage, who shrugged.
A turtle chimed in. He was one of the theologians that had accompanied the Judgemaster, hoping to study the spread of Christianity across the galaxy.
"Perhaps Cruciland's planet, here, is a copy of ours? I mean, if they have the technology to transverse and colonize the galaxy, planet duplication don't sound as hard."
He nodded, fiddling with his glasses.
"-but that wouldn't explain how Christianity came to rise here. There was only one Jesus. Jesus was sent to one planet, to save one race- the Jews -then expanding to the Gentiles, and finally, to every other sentient."
"True." the Judgemaster replied.
"So to which planet did Jesus get sent to? Ours, or Cruciland's? I mean, the only other theory I have would be the atheists' 'infinite alternate universes' theory, which, I reckon, could mean that God sent Jesus to save all of humanity in the literal sense. Which, of course, would mean that He sent His son to die in every one of these 'alternate worlds' where humans dwell. Which also means that-"
A second theologian interrupted. This one was a mushroom.
"POINT'A DIVER-SHUN." the mushroom said. "It's an alternate his'try thang I'm sorta into in mah spare time. Basically, it's an Atheist theory that one universe splits off inta another at one specific time. Take them Crucilands fer instance: they musta split some time after the Romans sacked Jerusalem."
He looked to the Cruciland soldier to see if he was right.
"We, meanwhile, musta partially split when crea-chuhs like me n' the turtles were blessed by the Lawd with further intelligence."
The other theologian nodded in agreement.
"Which would negate the 'multiple Israel' theory by simply stating that Jesus died in Israel, and our world and Cruciland's world diverged from some point after the Holy Scriptures."
"By golly!" the mushroom countered as the Judgemaster and the others looked on. "You're right! So Christianity, having formed as the Bible said, ended up on multiple earth-like planets before them points of diversion. So I reckon the Lawd musta allowed multiple universes ta break aftuh He did what had to be done, so the rise pf the Early Church was essentially cloned across all these worlds."
The turtle agreed. "-and yet there is still one God, one Son, one way to Heaven, and one religion.."
The mushroom nodded.
"Yep. -and to them who didn't get the privilege of a point of diversion that allowed fer Jesus...."
The Judgemaster figured out what was next.
"The Great Commission!"
Both nodded and the other TurtleShroomers cheered lightly. Had either theologian been human, they'd have given each other a high five. The Cruciland soldier just looked on to the tall humans and shorter sentients with amusement.
"They said this nation was intellectually stupid?" he may have thought.
Having seen TS theology in action, the soldier's first assumption was that the spiritual prowess of TurtleShroom (top two hundred for Most Devout) compelled God to bless them with deep Christian insight... -but unlike them, it apparently didn't translate into great technological dominance.
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.
by Alticuz » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:09 pm
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