MMW MkV thread. It's been fun.

[Spreewerke]

Gun porn, since it's expected of me (sometimes).

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God damn it Spree. What did I tell you about breaking these out when I'm low on singles?

You little Romanian minx you.

EDIT: Tripple typo. I must now commit seppku.

Nah, that's the AK I've designated as my girlfriend's. She's the Romanian Minx you're after (touch her, I touch you... but not in that way!). That is, of course, if you toss aside the fact she's nearly full-blood Irish. That being said, I'm the RUSSIAN MANWOLF.

See?

[Sevvania]

God damn it Spree. What did I tell you about breaking these out when I'm low on singles?

You little Romanian minx you.

EDIT: Tripple typo. I must now commit seppku.

Nah, that's the AK I've designated as my girlfriend's. She's the Romanian Minx you're after (touch her, I touch you... but not in that way!). That is, of course, if you toss aside the fact she's nearly full-blood Irish. That being said, I'm the RUSSIAN MANWOLF.

See?
http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/333/img6954j.jpg

If hers is for Romanian Minxes, and yours is for Russian Manwolves, a Norinco SKS-M would make me a... a.... Bengal Tiger? Is Bengal in China?

...

Is Bengal a place?

[Spreewerke]

I believe Bengal Tigers come from Russia.

I herped, and then I derped, then I gerped the whole post up. I was thinking of the more sense-making Siberian tigers. Bengal tigers are more of an Indian thing.

[Sevvania]

I believe Bengal Tigers come from Russia.

SKS comes from Russia, but SKS-M from China...

Ima Bengal Tiger.

[Hyserea]

I believe Bengal Tigers come from Russia.

SKS comes from Russia, but SKS-M from China...

Ima Bengal Tiger.

Bengals are from India... Sir Panda.

[Spreewerke]

I believe Bengal Tigers come from Russia.

SKS comes from Russia, but SKS-M from China...

Ima Bengal Tiger.

Please see my new post edit.


That being said, since the SKS-M is different from the good ol' SKS of Russia (heck, my AKM is a Russian design, but you still refer to it as a Romanian Minx (I refer to it as George))... I'd say you're a, uh... umm... panda?

[New Corda]

If you ask me, AK gun porn is like Blonde porn. Ok the first 20 times, then boring because overused/overrated. This is, of course, ignoring the fact that I would find AKs hideously ugly in any event.

Go ahead, call me a hipster, but I will always prefer the less... Mainstream... Guns.

[Sevvania]

SKS comes from Russia, but SKS-M from China...

Ima Bengal Tiger.

Bengals are from India... Sir Panda.

Eh, Pandas are bears (closer to raccoons, but with the strength of a bear). Pandas can mess a guy up.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

God damn it Spree. What did I tell you about breaking these out when I'm low on singles?

You little Romanian minx you.

EDIT: Tripple typo. I must now commit seppku.

Nah, that's the AK I've designated as my girlfriend's. She's the Romanian Minx you're after (touch her, I touch you... but not in that way!). That is, of course, if you toss aside the fact she's nearly full-blood Irish. That being said, I'm the RUSSIAN MANWOLF.

See?

I love a woman's Irish accent. Some people say it's too sloppy or not feminine enough. I believe it's quite the opposite.

Irish women also know how to put one down range as well as any man. I'm not mentally undressing your girlfriend right in front of you Spree, to put your mind at ease. I have a completely different view of women from most. :/

[New Corda]

Bengals are from India... Sir Panda.

Eh, Pandas are bears (closer to raccoons, but with the strength of a bear). Pandas can mess a guy up.

Just don't let them sneeze on you...

[Spreewerke]

If you ask me, AK gun porn is like Blonde porn. Ok the first 20 times, then boring because overused/overrated. This is, of course, ignoring the fact that I would find AKs hideously ugly in any event.

Go ahead, call me a hipster, but I will always prefer the less... Mainstream... Guns.

That's okay. I can still be a Russian Manwolf without my lovely AK.

PROOFS, YO:

[Sevvania]

I was thinking of the more sense-making Siberian tigers. Bengal tigers are more of an Indian thing.

...China doesn't happen to have any Siberia in it, does it?

[New Corda]

If you ask me, AK gun porn is like Blonde porn. Ok the first 20 times, then boring because overused/overrated. This is, of course, ignoring the fact that I would find AKs hideously ugly in any event.

Go ahead, call me a hipster, but I will always prefer the less... Mainstream... Guns.

That's okay. I can still be a Russian Manwolf without my lovely AK.

PROOFS, YO:

Oh, yes, the only weapon more common and mediocre than an AK. Boooring.....

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

If you ask me, AK gun porn is like Blonde porn. Ok the first 20 times, then boring because overused/overrated. This is, of course, ignoring the fact that I would find AKs hideously ugly in any event.

Go ahead, call me a hipster, but I will always prefer the less... Mainstream... Guns.

That's okay. I can still be a Russian Manwolf without my lovely AK.

PROOFS, YO:

Okay, now that I'm mentally undressing.

[Spreewerke]

That's okay. I can still be a Russian Manwolf without my lovely AK.

PROOFS, YO:

Oh, yes, the only weapon more common and mediocre than an AK. Boooring.....

Is this helping any? It's US-made, however...

[New Corda]

That's okay. I can still be a Russian Manwolf without my lovely AK.

PROOFS, YO:

Okay, now that I'm mentally undressing.

Bah, you have no class

•adjusts 50's-esque glasses and opens another can of Pabst blue ribbon•

[Spreewerke]

That's okay. I can still be a Russian Manwolf without my lovely AK.

PROOFS, YO:
[img]http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8372/img6830v.jpg

Okay, now that I'm mentally undressing.

(Seriously? That rifle's image is on this page like half a dozen times now... )

Since you've got a 'thang' for M44s, let me introduce you to the one I bought my girlfriend this past Valentine's Day. It's far better looking than my $107.00 pawn-shop special.

[New Corda]

Oh, yes, the only weapon more common and mediocre than an AK. Boooring.....

Is this helping any? It's US-made, however...

Ah, an exquisite Automag. Much nicer. All the better for being American as well.

If the AK is the overrated blonde porn star, then the Mosin is the 2$ hooker. Cheap, common, ugly and more likely to give you herpes than a good time.

Give me an ACR or a TAR-21: sexy, rare, classy, expensive and looks great in black. Like redheads.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

Okay, now that I'm mentally undressing.

Bah, you have no class

•adjusts 50's-esque glasses and opens another can of Pabst blue ribbon•

What was that? I couldn't hear you over two of the sexiest pistols ever crafted.

•Blinks and sips coffee•

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

Okay, now that I'm mentally undressing.

(Seriously? That rifle's image is on this page like half a dozen times now... )

Since you've got a 'thang' for M44s, let me introduce you to the one I bought my girlfriend this past Valentine's Day. It's far better looking than my $107.00 pawn-shop special.

I... need to change... something. I'll be right back.

[New Corda]

Bah, you have no class

•adjusts 50's-esque glasses and opens another can of Pabst blue ribbon•

What was that? I couldn't hear you over two of the sexiest pistols ever crafted.

•Blinks and sips coffee•

Tsk tsk tsk, too overstated

•looks condescending and goes to Tumblr on iPhone 5•

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

What was that? I couldn't hear you over two of the sexiest pistols ever crafted.

•Blinks and sips coffee•

Tsk tsk tsk, too overstated

•looks condescending and goes to Tumblr on iPhone 5•

That's why they're beautiful. They say: 'hey look at me. I'm beautiful, and I can still kick your ass. Just like any Russian woman.'

[New Corda]

Tsk tsk tsk, too overstated

•looks condescending and goes to Tumblr on iPhone 5•

That's why they're beautiful. They say: 'hey look at me. I'm beautiful, and I can still kick your ass. Just like any Russian woman.'

More like, I'm overdecorated and fake to make it look like you didn't mail order me. Touché

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

I know this has been posted before. I just wanted to remind everyone. I'm sorry if I cause anyone to cry themselves to sleep tonight.

[Spreewerke]

Is this helping any? It's US-made, however...
[img]http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3228/img6418z.jpg[img]

Ah, an exquisite Automag. Much nicer. All the better for being American as well.

If the AK is the overrated blonde porn star, then the Mosin is the 2$ hooker. Cheap, common, ugly and more likely to give you herpes than a good time.

Give me an ACR or a TAR-21: sexy, rare, classy, expensive and looks great in black. Like redheads.

I see your ACR/TAR-21 and raise you a sexy, rare, classy, expensive, black blued Walther PP presentation pistol (that I don't own, but did appraise for the local owner)!