Your Government's Reaction/Response To...

[Ereb Nataan]

Chuck Norris will realize that he's too epic for anything really, and roundhouse kicks himself to another dimension of awesomeness, sucking the other two mutant creatures away before they could even lay a finger on the Legislative House Consortium.

YGR/R to everybody except your nation's leader sponatenously combusting?

After the shock is over... He sits down in his big dark throne of awesome evilness and says "Damn... What am I going to do now? Oh well, I'll just go round up some more slaves."

YGR/R Hostile theocratic military regime infiltrating the lowest bowels of your legislature.

[The Archangel Conglomerate]

YGR/R Hostile theocratic military regime infiltrating the lowest bowels of your legislature.

They would have to work their way through the hostile atheistic military regime that already dominates the current legislature.

YGR; a massive insurrection.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR; a massive insurrection.

If they're the legitimate will of the people ... they can go through the proper channels.
If they're a militant group ... crush them.
Either way, call in the National Guard. How much force they use, on the other hand, is relative.

YGR/R if the flying spaghetti monster turns out to be real.

[Velhul]

Nuke the bastard out of the sky. Monsters, let alone ones that can fly and are made of spaghetti, cause public disarray as it is. We can't have that thing flying around in our airspace.

YGR, Ten million Frenchmen immigrate to your country in the course of one month.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR, Ten million Frenchmen immigrate to your country in the course of one month.

Considering we've only got 25 million people....
Anyways. Ask the French government why this happens, and coordinate sending some back. Give the most qualified ones (not just in terms of skill set, but an entire multitude of factors including whether or not they have a criminal record etc) a permanent residentship, and then later on, give the even more qualified ones a citizenship. Standard immigration process.

YGR/R earthquake.

[Gawdzendia]

YGR, Ten million Frenchmen immigrate to your country in the course of one month.

Considering we've only got 25 million people....
Anyways. Ask the French government why this happens, and coordinate sending some back. Give the most qualified ones (not just in terms of skill set, but an entire multitude of factors including whether or not they have a criminal record etc) a permanent residentship, and then later on, give the even more qualified ones a citizenship. Standard immigration process.

YGR/R earthquake.

Depending on the severity, responses differ. Minor earthquakes are standard fare, and most skyscrapers and structures are rated to 5.5 on the Richter scale. Anything larger, typical disaster response. Military called in, requests for assistance, general panic, etc, etc.

YGR a tsunami?

[Social Republic of Trolls]

Tsunami - well we would save what we can. We would build some houses for survivors. We would blame someone for it etc.etc.

YGR a Fascist revolution

[The UEG-Space Command]

It would fail

Hell on Earth

[Cruciland]

It would fail

Hell on Earth

We move to another planet, then annihilate Earth and make another.

YGR to a left-winged revolution?

[Amiatia]

YGR to a left-winged revolution?

If it were peaceful and within legal political processes, nothing. If it were violent, we would put it down. Violently.

YGR/R Somebody managing to clone Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, and Pol Pot all in one laboratory?

[Lambrinisia]

YGR to a left-winged revolution?

If it were peaceful and within legal political processes, nothing. If it were violent, we would put it down. Violently.

YGR/R Somebody managing to clone Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, and Pol Pot all in one laboratory?

Destroy it and them with fire!

YGR/R to someone in your government advocating slavery.

[Batatovia]

(to Amiatia, I just had to publish this: Our government would manage to clone Che Guevara, Saddam Hussein and Fapoleon at the same time. We'd get Hitler, Pol Pot and Stalin to a locked room with our 3 clones and "Let the games begin".)

To Lambrinisia:

We'd put him to work 16 hours a day in our Uranium mines without protection.

YGR to an orc raid, with 500 Nazgül, Terracota army, the argentinian "mazorca" and your leader's mistresses.

[Nijholtpade]

entree= nepalm it
main course= nuke it
dessert= last give it a kinectic bombardment


YGR foreign infitrants got a majority in your gouverment and want to give power to their land
, the military (also infiltraded) prepare a coup
and your church (also infiltraded) rally's your people for a revolution

[United Socialist Partner States]

Execute the infiltrators in the government with the Protection Directorate

Use that as a sign of power to settle down my people

Pitch the loyal military against the dissidents and mop up the remains with Group 5 (Martial Law) of the United Partner Peacekeepers (more info in my Factbook(shameless self advertising))

Ygrr

An asteroid is heading on a collision course with your capital city and you don't have time to evacuate the government

[Corrizon]

Execute the infiltrators in the government with the Protection Directorate

Use that as a sign of power to settle down my people

Pitch the loyal military against the dissidents and mop up the remains with Group 5 (Martial Law) of the United Partner Peacekeepers (more info in my Factbook(shameless self advertising))

Ygrr

An asteroid is heading on a collision course with your capital city and you don't have time to evacuate the government

We have orbital defenses, this is not a problem.

YGR/R An economic depression, and the government at the time not reacting well enough, and your current leader left with the aftermath.

[Genomita]

Seeing how we use a reputation-based economy were money isn't used except in the case of social currency for foreign trade I doubt we'll see along those lines any time soon.

YGR to finding out that a a olony of nonagressive but opportunistic intelligent arboreal aliens has set up camp in your largest forest. It's fairly obvious that they're not native to your homeworld and they seem to be part of a multi-species Community.

[Elipida]

Seeing how we use a reputation-based economy were money isn't used except in the case of social currency for foreign trade I doubt we'll see along those lines any time soon.

YGR to finding out that a a olony of nonagressive but opportunistic intelligent arboreal aliens has set up camp in your largest forest. It's fairly obvious that they're not native to your homeworld and they seem to be part of a multi-species Community.

we attempt to make contact? Can't really tell with the grammatical issues I'm seeing

A lunatic setting off a bio bomb in the middle of a highly dense area. the bomb's filled with harmful but unknown and possibly infectious diseases

[United Socialist Partner States]

Quarantine the area and contain survivors until all of the substance in question is eradicated.

During a routine inspection of your nuclear arsenal one bomb is unaccounted for. Two hours later you learn that terrorists have it somewhere in your country

[Amiatia]

Quarantine the area and contain survivors until all of the substance in question is eradicated.

During a routine inspection of your nuclear arsenal one bomb is unaccounted for. Two hours later you learn that terrorists have it somewhere in your country

This reply assume we currently possess such weapons.

Intelligence assets would be used to track down the bomb, who has it, who stole it and why, how the terrorists came to hold it, and what they intend. Specialized response assets would be vectored in. The local law enforcement, U.S. Marshals, Special Operations Forces. The works.

YGR/R finding an ancient recording device of some kind from a species which, if the evidence is being correctly interpreted, died away more than four hundred millenia ago?

[Hladgos]

YGR/R finding an ancient recording device of some kind from a species which, if the evidence is being correctly interpreted, died away more than four hundred millenia ago?

Ooh goddy! Another one!

Reaction to Hladgos creating a galactic laser grid capable of striking anywhere in the galaxy.

[AbH Belxjander Draconis Serechai]

YGR/R finding an ancient recording device of some kind from a species which, if the evidence is being correctly interpreted, died away more than four hundred millenia ago?

Ooh goddy! Another one!

Reaction to Hladgos creating a galactic laser grid capable of striking anywhere in the galaxy.

Use Temporal and Spatial Relocations to exceed the galaxies area and start infiltrating through economic and social means until Hladgos is no longer an active threat without self-elimination as a problem as well....

YGR/R to finding out death is not the end of life as you know it?

[Constaniana]

YGR/R finding an ancient recording device of some kind from a species which, if the evidence is being correctly interpreted, died away more than four hundred millenia ago?

Ooh goddy! Another one!

Reaction to Hladgos creating a galactic laser grid capable of striking anywhere in the galaxy.

Lol we told you heaven was real, atheists can suck it.
Reaction to flashmobs dancing to Justin Beiber songs?

[Pisceanica]

Quarantine the area and contain survivors until all of the substance in question is eradicated.

During a routine inspection of your nuclear arsenal one bomb is unaccounted for. Two hours later you learn that terrorists have it somewhere in your country

This reply assume we currently possess such weapons.

Intelligence assets would be used to track down the bomb, who has it, who stole it and why, how the terrorists came to hold it, and what they intend. Specialized response assets would be vectored in. The local law enforcement, U.S. Marshals, Special Operations Forces. The works.

YGR/R finding an ancient recording device of some kind from a species which, if the evidence is being correctly interpreted, died away more than four hundred millenia ago?

Immediate attempts at translation, large ammounts of money dumped into research efforts, minor classification from the public pending investigation, eventual mass production and attempts at turning the device into a tourist attraction.

YGR/R A wide-spread collapse of the public education system within the course of 2 months

[Urruxhal]

We have many soldiers who serve the army of Urruxhal fierce and strain warriors too

[United Socialist Partner States]

Private schools are better anyways and the dumb ones will recieve more realistic education like far work or cleaning not law or medicine,

YGR/R

A private military company based in a rival nation has obtained emberassing, scandalous information about your nations ruler. They threaten to release it unless your nation gives them twenty metric tons of Sarin gas they intend to use on an innocent nation so they can capture their oil fields.