Your Government's Reaction/Response To...

[Elipida]

YGR/R to a declaration of war on your nation by a deific figure? (e.g. Chaos Gods in Wh40K)

Call upon our own deities to help.

...a rogue scientist creating a Josef Stalin clone?

without power, Stalin's nothing. we'll keep it that way

discovering that your Minister of Defence is illiterate and signed off legislation on a whim

[Saurisisia]

Nothing, because the Secretary of War can't sign legislation, only the Dragon Court can, though we'd make him learn to read.

...an invasion of giant Brussels sprouts and tofu from space?

[Amiatia]

Nothing, because the Secretary of War can't sign legislation, only the Dragon Court can, though we'd make him learn to read.

...an invasion of giant Brussels sprouts and tofu from space?

Find all the nerds and health nuts we can, and use them to form a special arm of the Armed Forces. Have at 'em, boys and girls.

YGR/R to a Catholic running for the Presidency in Amiatia, and being defeated very obviously because he is a Catholic?

[Kouralia]

Nah, I'm sure I could find something. Definitely.

Nope, if it is ten or twelve times superior to Mjolnir there is no cracking it.

A, but you haven't seen the treasure trove of PT, MT, PMT, FT and FanT kit kept inside the facility 2-21 Bravo. Even we don't know how to use most of it. Maybe 1%? I mean, there's these things in annex 6 which may be portals to somewhere. In Bunker 10 there's a strange circular pad which glows gold whenever you step on it, before suddenly flashing brightly and taking whatever was on it somewhere. Then there's weird bits and bobs which we can't work out yet. A blue phone box in Annex 2 and some kind of tankette in Annex 2i seem promising. Then there's some orb of 'stuff' surrounded by three metallic bars. That's inert, but we want it active. Oh, some weird other bits. Rifles which fire mono-filament shurikens and lightning too. They look very good.

Find all the nerds and health nuts we can, and use them to form a special arm of the Armed Forces. Have at 'em, boys and girls.

YGR/R to a Catholic running for the Presidency in Amiatia, and being defeated very obviously because he is a Catholic?

Probably issue some vague statement of violations of some-such. Then go back to sleep.

YGR/R to another nation continually pestering your own with requests for alliances and trade deals when you have no interest in such.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

Nothing, because the Secretary of War can't sign legislation, only the Dragon Court can, though we'd make him learn to read.

...an invasion of giant Brussels sprouts and tofu from space?

We'd respond with a massive planet-wide feast.
YGR/R to a Tsar Bomba suddenly teleporting into your capital city and detonating?

[The empire of dragons]

Nothing, because the Secretary of War can't sign legislation, only the Dragon Court can, though we'd make him learn to read.

...an invasion of giant Brussels sprouts and tofu from space?

We'd respond with a massive planet-wide feast.
YGR/R to a Tsar Bomba suddenly teleporting into your capital city and detonating?

again? this is the third time a tsar bomb detonate

YGR/R to an invasion of killer mutants..manatees

[Atalem]

Ha! The Emirate is mostly desert! They would fall!

YGR/R to MissingNo. attacking.

[San Benedict e San Francesco]

Ha! The Emirate is mostly desert! They would fall!

YGR/R to MissingNo. attacking.

Reboot the gameboy.

YGR/R to a large number of refugees landing on your shores, en masse, and requesting asylum?

[Los Ireland]

Give them cheese, jobs then complain in a few years complain about them causing unemployment lvls to rise.
How will your government respond to a cure to cancer that involves killing someone else.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

How will your government respond to a cure to cancer that involves killing someone else.

?
Taking my version of it, important research that involves killing somebody? Get somebody's consent - probably a suicidal person, or one heck of a volunteer. Ethics committee will have to look into it, though.

YGR/R overseas nationals getting trapped in a warzone.

[Atalem]

Nothing. 99% of Atalem don't go 150 miles from their place of birth in their lives, nevermind overseas!

YGR/R to giant pancake rain?

[The Seven Realms]

Nothing. 99% of Atalem don't go 150 miles from their place of birth in their lives, nevermind overseas!

YGR/R to giant pancake rain?

Crap, hide the bunny girls...

YGR/R to a piss rain.

[Marcheria]

Toilet umbrellas for all!

YGR to an evil rabbit slaughtering your knights?

[Oceara]

Toilet umbrellas for all!

YGR to an evil rabbit slaughtering your knights?

Get the Holy hand Grenade!

YGR to A musket going off in your capitol building.

[Bajireyn]

...Musket? why would someone use such a primitive contraption?

YGR/RT bacon raining out of the sky?

[Robinerica]

Send the military to collect the bacon, and sell it to other countries.

YGR to a virus that causes a zombie apocalypse?

[Kouralia]

YGR to a virus that causes a zombie apocalypse?

Code: Select all

Authorisation?
> *****_*******_****
Accepted.
Alert?
> UEOIA Code Red Nec.
Enact? (Y/N)
> Y
Stand by...

We've prepared for this, you see. We'd evacuate as many civilians to safe locations as possible, consolidate and then fight back.

YGR/R to eternal night.

[Grand Imtertia]

Street lamps

100 18th Century ships floating around your harbours?

[Grand Britannia]

Street lamps

100 18th Century ships floating around your harbours?

Sink then. Just to give our officers a laugh.

YGR/R to all the water on Earth turning into coffee.

[Aleckandor]

Our reactions would depend on the type of coffee it is. If it's some really sweet capuccino, the government would declare that this is a heavenly miracle, and the military will distribute cups and mugs (or bendy straws) to the Aleckandorean population, which is coffee-addicted. But if it's like a hot, black espresso with a bitter taste...nukes at countries who we'll blame for this spontaneously inexplicable travesty.

YGR/R to a lost mega-temple discovered somewhere in your nation by archaeologists, but a faroff theocratic government declares it to be a holy site, and therefore, the mega-temple is considered by them a part of their nation's territory?

[The UEG-Space Command]

PR1 - Tell them it is not and warn them to stay away but they can peacefully visit it.

PR2 - hell, they might think were the gods instead.

Invasion by the Locust

[Elipida]

PR1 - Tell them it is not and warn them to stay away but they can peacefully visit it.

PR2 - hell, they might think were the gods instead.

Invasion by the Locust

We will squish them like the insects they are... under the assumption we kill them fast enough before they start to bring some armoured spider-things and giant city-eating worms

An invasion by a technologically superior species

[Aleckandor]

Self-martyrdom by an unnerved Confederate Caesar and the whole Aleckandorean neutronic IRBM arsenal.

YGR/R to a huge pie-bomb exploding, covering your entire nation (and if applicable, other neighboring countries) with huge pieces, chunks, and scraps of apple-blueberry?

[Batatovia]

Self-martyrdom by an unnerved Confederate Caesar and the whole Aleckandorean neutronic IRBM arsenal.

YGR/R to a huge pie-bomb exploding, covering your entire nation (and if applicable, other neighboring countries) with huge pieces, chunks, and scraps of apple-blueberry?

We'd publish a national campaign called "Spoons for everyone". No more explains are needed.

YGR/R to Godzilla, Mothra and Chuck Norris attacking Government House.

[Aleckandor]

Chuck Norris will realize that he's too epic for anything really, and roundhouse kicks himself to another dimension of awesomeness, sucking the other two mutant creatures away before they could even lay a finger on the Legislative House Consortium.

YGR/R to everybody except your nation's leader sponatenously combusting?