Your Government's Reaction/Response To...

[Sinlenian Zindujan]

Mobilise the Inner Troopers and the Red Guards. Shoot to kill.

Your Goverment's Responce to a disaster on a nuclear power plant.

[ABDS Corporation]

Mobilise the Inner Troopers and the Red Guards. Shoot to kill.

Your Goverment's Responce to a disaster on a nuclear power plant.

Follow all appropriate containment, decontamination and decommissioning steps. As the economic losses of such a disaster are so significant, we didn't activate the reactor until we were damn certain we could bring it down if we had to.

YGR/R to an oil and coal shortage?

[Novus Niciae]

Mobilise the Inner Troopers and the Red Guards. Shoot to kill.

Your Goverment's Responce to a disaster on a nuclear power plant.

Follow all appropriate containment, decontamination and decommissioning steps. As the economic losses of such a disaster are so significant, we didn't activate the reactor until we were damn certain we could bring it down if we had to.

YGR/R to an oil and coal shortage?

We would switch to vegetable based oils and silicon lubricants for our lubricant needs.
We do not use oil and coal for our energy needs anymore.

YGR2 A volcano erupts near a major city.

[Hladgos]

YGR2 A volcano erupts near a major city

We would divert the stream using electromagnetic tensor coils in the ground near the city.

Reaction to a terrorist attack on your prison which houses the most infamous criminals in your nation. Resulting in the death of most of the guards and the escape of most of the prisoners.

[Grand Britannia]

YGR2 A volcano erupts near a major city

We would divert the stream using electromagnetic tensor coils in the ground near the city.

Reaction to a terrorist attack on your prison which houses the most infamous criminals in your nation. Resulting in the death of most of the guards and the escape of most of the prisoners.

Not to worry, prisoners are always tagged with chips. We would activate the Homeguard to assist the Royal Police in apprehending them again.

YGR/R to a superpower obtaining a superweapon capable of striking any nation on earth.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR/R to a superpower obtaining a superweapon capable of striking any nation on earth.

Get allies together for a secret meeting, and update doomsday protocol. Put nation on high alert. If it's an unfriendly nation, then deploy Teddy Intelligence to investigate this weapon.

YGR/R flash mob outside an important government building, not disrupting anybody, but protesting about the government.

[Former Wellboneland]

YGR/R to a superpower obtaining a superweapon capable of striking any nation on earth.

Get allies together for a secret meeting, and update doomsday protocol. Put nation on high alert. If it's an unfriendly nation, then deploy Teddy Intelligence to investigate this weapon.

YGR/R flash mob outside an important government building, not disrupting anybody, but protesting about the government.

Kill them!
YGR the god Kuu poisons your rivers.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR the god Kuu poisons your rivers.

Presuming she (the Finnish one, right?) exists: Ask him why she did that. Secondly, use an alternative source of drink.

YGR/R heavy flooding expected in parts of the nation.

[Former Wellboneland]

YGR the god Kuu poisons your rivers.

Presuming she (the Finnish one, right?) exists: Ask him why she did that. Secondly, use an alternative source of drink.

YGR/R heavy flooding expected in parts of the nation.

Yes the finnish one.
We have walls that stop the water.
YGR Prime Minister Nutella comes and pays a visit

[FreeOlesia]

Presuming she (the Finnish one, right?) exists: Ask him why she did that. Secondly, use an alternative source of drink.

YGR/R heavy flooding expected in parts of the nation.

Yes the finnish one.
We have walls that stop the water.
YGR Prime Minister Nutella comes and pays a visit

Execute him for his heresy

YGR/R to a tsunami hitting your nation.

[Former Wellboneland]

Yes the finnish one.
We have walls that stop the water.
YGR Prime Minister Nutella comes and pays a visit

Execute him for his heresy

YGR/R to a tsunami hitting your nation.

HIM? ITS A SHE.
We will survive.
YGR you find Wellbonelandic heavy metal cds on your shores

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR you find Wellbonelandic heavy metal cds on your shores

The police would try and find whoever owned them. If not, then might as well as sell in our music stores. Not that they would be very popular.

YGR/R a computer bug damages your national website.

[Amiatia]

YGR/R a computer bug damages your national website.

Bring in the site management crew to purge the virus and, restore the damaged materials.

YGR/R an airliner from your nation passing through U.S. airspace being forced to land because it is suspected some of the passengers have slaves?

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR/R an airliner from your nation passing through U.S. airspace being forced to land because it is suspected some of the passengers have slaves?

Consulate / Embassy to contact local authorities for more information. Otherwise, none. We respect normal procedure, but it's rare for any of our populace to have slaves, due to it being banned in the 1900s, and there was never a trade here in the TBRE.

YGR/R thousands of children bunking off school.

[Amiatia]

YGR/R thousands of children bunking off school.

Local police and parents would coordinate efforts to put a stop to such nonsense.

YGR/R to a Catholic candidate for the U.S. Presidency being voted down very obviously because he is a Catholic?

[Former Wellboneland]

YGR/R thousands of children bunking off school.

Local police and parents would coordinate efforts to put a stop to such nonsense.

YGR/R to a Catholic candidate for the U.S. Presidency being voted down very obviously because he is a Catholic?

I approve.
YGR Our people eat your people's flesh.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR Our people eat your people's flesh.

Legally (cannibalism is regulated in the TBRE): No problem.
Illegally: Send National Police units to investigate, and ask your nation's help in stopping this.

YGR/R oil sands found in your nation.

[Aleckandor]

"Drill, baby! DRILL!"

- Firmamentex Pump-Worker

YGR/R to your finest intelligence agent failing a high-profile mission, subsequently losing his memory and his personality, then suddenly and inexplicably going AWOL and hunting down other intelligence agents like him up until he kills the service director of the institution?

[Amiatia]

YGR/R to your finest intelligence agent failing a high-profile mission, subsequently losing his memory and his personality, then suddenly and inexplicably going AWOL and hunting down other intelligence agents like him up until he kills the service director of the institution?

This would assume that everybody else in our intelligence community sucks. They don't. Nor do they act like Hollywood actors. The rogue agent would be subdued, or killed.

YGR/R to the sight of ten thousand fists in the air?

That was a joke.

YGR/R to a massive, Woodstock-like gathering of hipsters?

[Grand Britannia]

YGR/R to your finest intelligence agent failing a high-profile mission, subsequently losing his memory and his personality, then suddenly and inexplicably going AWOL and hunting down other intelligence agents like him up until he kills the service director of the institution?

This would assume that everybody else in our intelligence community sucks. They don't. Nor do they act like Hollywood actors. The rogue agent would be subdued, or killed.

YGR/R to the sight of ten thousand fists in the air?

That was a joke.

YGR/R to a massive, Woodstock-like gathering of hipsters?

The Royal Police would be deployed to disperse the crowed using tear gas. Then, use net launchers to bring them down.

YGR/R to bee's going extinct.

[Bajireyn]

This would assume that everybody else in our intelligence community sucks. They don't. Nor do they act like Hollywood actors. The rogue agent would be subdued, or killed.

YGR/R to the sight of ten thousand fists in the air?

That was a joke.

YGR/R to a massive, Woodstock-like gathering of hipsters?

The Royal Police would be deployed to disperse the crowed using tear gas. Then, use net launchers to bring them down.

YGR/R to bee's going extinct.

..whats a bee?

YGR/RT radioactive rain falling in your nation?

[The empire of dragons]

The Royal Police would be deployed to disperse the crowed using tear gas. Then, use net launchers to bring them down.

YGR/R to bee's going extinct.

..whats a bee?

YGR/RT radioactive rain falling in your nation?

a party?

ygt/rt.. a black hole aproaching to your planet?

[Amiatia]

ygt/rt.. a black hole aproaching to your planet?

Aww, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

YGR/R to discovering that Amiatian law permits effectively unrestricted whaling?

[Greater Mackonia]

*chuckles* let the humans have their fun ....I have a Liopleurodon to catch!

Mackonian Commissar on fishing.

YGRT: Heavily armed and highly trained Mackonian fisherman violently attacking vessels in your water, having just decimated half the coast guard.

[Elipida]

*chuckles* let the humans have their fun ....I have a Liopleurodon to catch!

Mackonian Commissar on fishing.

YGRT: Heavily armed and highly trained Mackonian fisherman violently attacking vessels in your water, having just decimated half the coast guard.

Coast Guard out of the picture? send in the marines and navy

a previously undiscovered species similar to your national animal found in a secluded mountain range