Your Government's Reaction/Response To...

[Vomal]

Put it down immediately, find the leaders and publicly execute them as to make sure no one gets any more ideas.

YGR/R to the bombing of a city?

[Vloskovia]

YGR/R to the bombing of a city?

Fighters scrambled to intercept the bombers, NERU dispatched to the city to help with firefighting and medical support

YGR/R to a radiation leak from a nuclear facility?

[Harkonna]

Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "Our nuclear facilities are both some of the most expansive, and powerful worldwide, and arguably the safest, and most refined. There are extensive redundancies, safety measures, and all staff are trained to handle almost any possible situation, up to and including a literal assault on the facilities with intent to cause a nuclear breach. Should there be any radiation leak, the Federal Government had numerous contingency plans in place to minimize any damage to the surrounding area."
-Director Harriette Caldwell, Military-Corporate liaison for Harkonnan Nuclear Energy Sector Affairs.

YGR/R; The outbreak of an astonishingly virulent and versatile plague within your nation, that has spread beyond any degree of control.

[What a shame]

Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "Our nuclear facilities are both some of the most expansive, and powerful worldwide, and arguably the safest, and most refined. There are extensive redundancies, safety measures, and all staff are trained to handle almost any possible situation, up to and including a literal assault on the facilities with intent to cause a nuclear breach. Should there be any radiation leak, the Federal Government had numerous contingency plans in place to minimize any damage to the surrounding area."
-Director Harriette Caldwell, Military-Corporate liaison for Harkonnan Nuclear Energy Sector Affairs.

YGR/R; The outbreak of an astonishingly virulent and versatile plague within your nation, that has spread beyond any degree of control.

You mean, like, the Grey Death?

Send a nano-augmented secret agent with a gravelly voice and a real bad tendency to use one liners to deal with it.

YGR/R: Justin Bieber / An equivalent of Justin Bieber is coming to your nation for a concert.

[Grand Britannia]

Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "Our nuclear facilities are both some of the most expansive, and powerful worldwide, and arguably the safest, and most refined. There are extensive redundancies, safety measures, and all staff are trained to handle almost any possible situation, up to and including a literal assault on the facilities with intent to cause a nuclear breach. Should there be any radiation leak, the Federal Government had numerous contingency plans in place to minimize any damage to the surrounding area."
-Director Harriette Caldwell, Military-Corporate liaison for Harkonnan Nuclear Energy Sector Affairs.

YGR/R; The outbreak of an astonishingly virulent and versatile plague within your nation, that has spread beyond any degree of control.

You mean, like, the Grey Death?

Send a nano-augmented secret agent with a gravelly voice and a real bad tendency to use one liners to deal with it.

YGR/R: Justin Bieber / An equivalent of Justin Bieber is coming to your nation for a concert.

Royal Panzer Guard will crush him for such an hideous voice.

YGR/R to a chain rapist raping your government.

[Nijholtpade]

let everybody of my government train in Kyusho-Jitsu en kill those bastards

YGR/R Your neighbors deploying many military by your borders, so a groep of generals asks you to give power to the military with a death plattoon poited at your head?

[Harkonna]

Grand Brittania;
Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "Such an incident would be absurdly unlikely, considering the incredible security measures that are involved in defending Government Officials, not to mention the extremely low crime rate in Harkonna itself. However, should such an incident occur, it would be quelled and dealt with quickly and efficiently."
-Major James Headley, Median-Level Command Security Officer, Geidi Prime Parliament [Defensive Cordon 3A]

Nijholtpade;
Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "The military and government are much the same thing. In fact, there is a heavily blurred line between government, military, civilian and corporate entity. To a degree, everyone within Harkonna is part of the Military, more so the higher up the chain of command you go. As for our international neighbours deploying forces at our borders ... It is far more likely they are doing so in response to Harkonna's own troop movements."
-Commander Terria Oakland, Federated Harkonnan Combined Armed Forces, Army Division 9C, [Bekladd]

YGR/R; A severe, extremely dangerous chemical spill into a very large inland, fresh water lake used as a water supply to numerous cities.

[Novaya Yevraziya]

Grand Brittania;
Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "Such an incident would be absurdly unlikely, considering the incredible security measures that are involved in defending Government Officials, not to mention the extremely low crime rate in Harkonna itself. However, should such an incident occur, it would be quelled and dealt with quickly and efficiently."
-Major James Headley, Median-Level Command Security Officer, Geidi Prime Parliament [Defensive Cordon 3A]

Nijholtpade;
Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "The military and government are much the same thing. In fact, there is a heavily blurred line between government, military, civilian and corporate entity. To a degree, everyone within Harkonna is part of the Military, more so the higher up the chain of command you go. As for our international neighbours deploying forces at our borders ... It is far more likely they are doing so in response to Harkonna's own troop movements."
-Commander Terria Oakland, Federated Harkonnan Combined Armed Forces, Army Division 9C, [Bekladd]

YGR/R; A severe, extremely dangerous chemical spill into a very large inland, fresh water lake used as a water supply to numerous cities.

Keep supplying the water. Just slap an "added minerals" label on.

YGR/R: A tornado is closing in on a historical building.

[Floggurtia]

What are we to do? We allow the building to be destroyed and fix it afterwards.

...a native tribe in an area your nation is expanding into tells you that you can have the land if you will give them autonomy and free access to nomadicaly wander through your lands?

[The Seven Realms]

Grand Brittania;
Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "Such an incident would be absurdly unlikely, considering the incredible security measures that are involved in defending Government Officials, not to mention the extremely low crime rate in Harkonna itself. However, should such an incident occur, it would be quelled and dealt with quickly and efficiently."
-Major James Headley, Median-Level Command Security Officer, Geidi Prime Parliament [Defensive Cordon 3A]

Nijholtpade;
Official Stance of the UFoH [Unified Federation of Harkonna]; "The military and government are much the same thing. In fact, there is a heavily blurred line between government, military, civilian and corporate entity. To a degree, everyone within Harkonna is part of the Military, more so the higher up the chain of command you go. As for our international neighbours deploying forces at our borders ... It is far more likely they are doing so in response to Harkonna's own troop movements."
-Commander Terria Oakland, Federated Harkonnan Combined Armed Forces, Army Division 9C, [Bekladd]

YGR/R; A severe, extremely dangerous chemical spill into a very large inland, fresh water lake used as a water supply to numerous cities.

Keep supplying the water. Just slap an "added minerals" label on.

YGR/R: A tornado is closing in on a historical building.

Deploy the Magical Girls

@Above:...Hell no, either they obey or die.

YGR/R to oil running out in the world before you could have time to research an alternate.

[Aleckandor]

...a native tribe in an area your nation is expanding into tells you that you can have the land if you will give them autonomy and free access to nomadicaly wander through your lands?

No, we will not sympathize nor recognize with the heathen and undemocratic rogue tribal Maeflouhran states (namely the Serpentine Cosmarchy Of Nayon) South of the Foundersland unless they are willing to accept Aleckandorean confederalization of their entire country and territory and pledge their fealty to the State and to Democratic-Zenithalism.

YGR/R to two much larger countries (that are selfish and uncaring) fighting mostly on your homeland's soil in a conventional-total war?

YGR/R to oil running out in the world before you could have time to research an alternate.

Nonsense; we'd raise a (non-vehicular, of course) expedition to venture far down South where there's rumors of a quantitative oil deposit (where do the Sentients get their fuel from, then?).

Same question I asked above.

[Tyler Schrakamp]

YGR/R if your police force found an assassin hired by a nearby 'friendly' nation whom everyone else loves

We would probably demand to know just what the hell is going on. And if we don't get a satisfactory response, there's no reason to not hire a few assassins and informants of our own!

YGR/R to the discovery of an ancient spaceship somewhere in your nation's borders?

It would be reversed engineered so the technology could be used by our military.
YGR/R Labor unions demanding mandatory government unionization?

[Saurisisia]

Ignore them before kicking their asses out, unions are not welcome here.

...being threatened by a giant asteroid Armageddon-style?

[The Seven Realms]

Ignore them before kicking their asses out, unions are not welcome here.

...being threatened by a giant asteroid Armageddon-style?

Crap, Magical Girls can't go to space...

Crash a space exploration ship into it out of desperation...

YGR/R to a foreign space station crashing into your nation.

[Hladgos]

YGR/R to a foreign space station crashing into your nation

We would intercept it while it was in space and keep it in orbit. Yeah, we have the technology.

Reaction to Hladgos suddenly making a massive leap in science, leaving the rest of the world/galaxy behind.

[The UEG-Space Command]

Who cares?

A Halo appearing right over your country?

[Bajireyn]

Yay! more Forerunner superweapons!

YGR/RT a Bajireyn FTLBM (FTL missile) accidentally landing in one of your major cities,without detonating?

[The UEG-Space Command]

Return the favor "Accidentally"

A mass insurgent front on your farthest reaches of your territories.

[The Seven Realms]

Return the favor "Accidentally"

A mass insurgent front on your farthest reaches of your territories.

Order PSICOM and the Alestrian Militia to hold out as long as they can until regular forces can arrive.

YGR/R to economic collapse to the point of the nation losing their economy almost entirely.

[Elipida]

Return the favor "Accidentally"

A mass insurgent front on your farthest reaches of your territories.

Order PSICOM and the Alestrian Militia to hold out as long as they can until regular forces can arrive.

YGR/R to economic collapse to the point of the nation losing their economy almost entirely.

remember the great depression of the 1930s?

Your national animal becoming nearly extinct

[Former Wellboneland]

Order PSICOM and the Alestrian Militia to hold out as long as they can until regular forces can arrive.

YGR/R to economic collapse to the point of the nation losing their economy almost entirely.

remember the great depression of the 1930s?

Your national animal becoming nearly extinct

Blame the Jews.
YGR your nation becoming our personal Slave Reserve.

[The UEG-Space Command]

Kick your ass when we find out, wipe it from existence with Halo should work.

To Humanity reaching the height and Reclaim the Forerunners empire for our use in a new age via Conversion?

(note, it does not mean Homo Sapiens excursively, if so it would not affect us, however you must at least be in the same genus (Homo)

[ABDS Corporation]

*shrug*

A spate of identity theft, counterfeiting, and other fraud crimes?

[Amiatia]

A spate of identity theft, counterfeiting, and other fraud crimes?

Turn the FBI loose on 'em.

YGR/R somebody from your nation being called out and shot dead in a duel while in the United States of Amiatia?

[The UEG-Space Command]

Bring him back to life and have him execute the killer.

Invasion by something larger and unknown?