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Former Wellboneland
Senator
 
Posts: 4506
Founded: Mar 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Former Wellboneland » Sun May 27, 2012 2:56 pm

Aleckandor wrote:More and more bacon tacos, and perhaps a violent Crusade in their name as well.

YGR/R to massive bacon tacos raining from the sky for 365 days?

Yes! Kalmah must be summoned!

YGR to Saiyans invading armed with your nations infants.
Formerly Wellboneland, add 1982 posts.
I use the stats of my old nation. I have 2 billion people and 4 million soldiers.
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.
Our Tech Level is MT, and call us Wellboneland.
Our military

I am not a likable person at first, but it always comes back to this.
My Little Nutella
Bacon Tacos with Alekcandor!
99% of our people ICly act like this.
WE ARE NOT PONYISTS OMG IF YOU CALL US PONIES ONE MORE TIME...
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Aleckandor
Minister
 
Posts: 3063
Founded: May 30, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aleckandor » Sun May 27, 2012 2:58 pm

Dirty diapers.

YGR/R to aliens descending upon your nation and kidnapping all children under the age of 7 before immediately disappearing?
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♜♞♝ ~ THE GLOBAL SOVEREIGN CONFEDERACY OF ALECKANDOR ~ ♝♞♜
The IC demonym is "Aleckandorean(s)". Just call me Aleck.
"ANYBODY THAT SAID YOU WON'T EAT XMAS AND NEW YEAR RICE, LET THEM DIE BY FIRE!" - Based Ugandan (?) Chef
Confederate Constituencies | Ethnocultural Groups | Yerhvennian Continent Map | Diplomatic Relationships
RP Tech: MT/PMT | Total GDP: $354.6 Trillion | Population (2020): 24.7 Billion | Standing Military: 10.3 Million
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Former Wellboneland
Senator
 
Posts: 4506
Founded: Mar 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Former Wellboneland » Sun May 27, 2012 2:59 pm

Aleckandor wrote:Dirty diapers.

YGR/R to aliens descending upon your nation and kidnapping all children under the age of 7 before immediately disappearing?

Our sex toys!
YGR to Pedophilia?
Formerly Wellboneland, add 1982 posts.
I use the stats of my old nation. I have 2 billion people and 4 million soldiers.
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.
Our Tech Level is MT, and call us Wellboneland.
Our military

I am not a likable person at first, but it always comes back to this.
My Little Nutella
Bacon Tacos with Alekcandor!
99% of our people ICly act like this.
WE ARE NOT PONYISTS OMG IF YOU CALL US PONIES ONE MORE TIME...
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Aleckandor
Minister
 
Posts: 3063
Founded: May 30, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aleckandor » Sun May 27, 2012 3:00 pm

Mobile death squads and preschool education on how to avoid strangers.

YGR/R to a zombie invasion in your nation being repelled by necrophiliacs?
♜♞♝ ~ THE GLOBAL SOVEREIGN CONFEDERACY OF ALECKANDOR ~ ♝♞♜
The IC demonym is "Aleckandorean(s)". Just call me Aleck.
"ANYBODY THAT SAID YOU WON'T EAT XMAS AND NEW YEAR RICE, LET THEM DIE BY FIRE!" - Based Ugandan (?) Chef
Confederate Constituencies | Ethnocultural Groups | Yerhvennian Continent Map | Diplomatic Relationships
RP Tech: MT/PMT | Total GDP: $354.6 Trillion | Population (2020): 24.7 Billion | Standing Military: 10.3 Million
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Former Wellboneland
Senator
 
Posts: 4506
Founded: Mar 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Former Wellboneland » Sun May 27, 2012 3:02 pm

Aleckandor wrote:Mobile death squads and preschool education on how to avoid strangers.

YGR/R to a zombie invasion in your nation being repelled by necrophiliacs?

Award them for bravery.

YGR to Pansexuality
Formerly Wellboneland, add 1982 posts.
I use the stats of my old nation. I have 2 billion people and 4 million soldiers.
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.
Our Tech Level is MT, and call us Wellboneland.
Our military

I am not a likable person at first, but it always comes back to this.
My Little Nutella
Bacon Tacos with Alekcandor!
99% of our people ICly act like this.
WE ARE NOT PONYISTS OMG IF YOU CALL US PONIES ONE MORE TIME...
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Aleckandor
Minister
 
Posts: 3063
Founded: May 30, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aleckandor » Sun May 27, 2012 3:06 pm

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YGR/R to [INSERT RANDOM SCENARIO INVOLVING SHARKTOPUS HERE]?
♜♞♝ ~ THE GLOBAL SOVEREIGN CONFEDERACY OF ALECKANDOR ~ ♝♞♜
The IC demonym is "Aleckandorean(s)". Just call me Aleck.
"ANYBODY THAT SAID YOU WON'T EAT XMAS AND NEW YEAR RICE, LET THEM DIE BY FIRE!" - Based Ugandan (?) Chef
Confederate Constituencies | Ethnocultural Groups | Yerhvennian Continent Map | Diplomatic Relationships
RP Tech: MT/PMT | Total GDP: $354.6 Trillion | Population (2020): 24.7 Billion | Standing Military: 10.3 Million
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Atalem
Diplomat
 
Posts: 597
Founded: Dec 03, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Atalem » Sun May 27, 2012 4:43 pm

We're in a desert. What could a "sharktopus" possibly do to us?

YGR/R to being invaded by Minecraft mobs?
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Former Wellboneland
Senator
 
Posts: 4506
Founded: Mar 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Former Wellboneland » Sun May 27, 2012 4:46 pm

Atalem wrote:We're in a desert. What could a "sharktopus" possibly do to us?

YGR/R to being invaded by Minecraft mobs?

We are allies with the Enderman Horde, so they will help us.

YGR to Creepers blowing up everything.
Formerly Wellboneland, add 1982 posts.
I use the stats of my old nation. I have 2 billion people and 4 million soldiers.
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.
Our Tech Level is MT, and call us Wellboneland.
Our military

I am not a likable person at first, but it always comes back to this.
My Little Nutella
Bacon Tacos with Alekcandor!
99% of our people ICly act like this.
WE ARE NOT PONYISTS OMG IF YOU CALL US PONIES ONE MORE TIME...
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Hladgos
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 24628
Founded: Feb 04, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Hladgos » Sun May 27, 2012 4:48 pm

YGR to Creepers blowing up everything.

Everything? The whole universe? Then nothing, as we dont exist, though we would have stopped them from breeding in the first place.

Reaction to several large superpowers joining under a coalition to become even more powerful. they want your nation to join, wheter it be by force or you choosing.
Divair wrote:Hladcore.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're a nut. I like that.
Pro: being outside, conserving our Earth, the pursuit of happiness, universal acceptance
Anti: ignorance and intolerance
Life is suffering. Suffering is caused by craving and aversion. Suffering can be overcome and happiness can be attained. Live a moral life.

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." -Stephen Hawking

"The purpose of our life is to be happy." -Dali Lama

"If I had no sense of humor, I would have long ago committed suicide." -Gandhi

"Don't worry, be happy!" -Bobby McFerrin

Silly Pride

"No." -Dya
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The UEG-Space Command
Minister
 
Posts: 3456
Founded: Jan 11, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The UEG-Space Command » Sun May 27, 2012 4:51 pm

We are in the Systems Alliance and it's back bone, it really depends on what they have to offer and what their ideology is, and either way the Systems Alliance has out back.

The Flood and it's forms and ships fighting the Reapers and their Husk all over the nation with the only way to survive is to hurry up on a secret space ship project that someone high up was working up?
"For too many years, humanity was on the backfoot. Reacting to threats, rather than preventing them. Rest of the galaxy was bigger than us. Stronger than us. We were mice, hiding in the shadows, hoping the giants would not see us. No more. Humanity is no longer on the defense. We are the giants now."

"It is an undeniable and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."
—Leonard Church

"You ever wonder why we're here?"
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Atalem
Diplomat
 
Posts: 597
Founded: Dec 03, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Atalem » Sun May 27, 2012 5:06 pm

We don't have any of those!

YGR/R to the Ice King?
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Krayton
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Mar 31, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Krayton » Sun May 27, 2012 10:32 pm

Atalem wrote:YGR/R to the Ice King?


Heat lamp.

YGR/R to a nationwide cereal crop failure?
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property."

- Thomas Paine
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Novus Niciae
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5472
Founded: May 15, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Novus Niciae » Mon May 28, 2012 3:12 am

Krayton wrote:
Atalem wrote:YGR/R to the Ice King?


Heat lamp.

YGR/R to a nationwide cereal crop failure?

Use some of the national cereal reserve and plant another crop.

YGR2 A rain of burning dogs.
For: Free thought, 2 state solution for Israel, democracy, playing the game.
Against: Totalitarianism, Theocracy, Slavery, Playing the system
Tech Level: FT
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System-Lord Baal
Minister
 
Posts: 2393
Founded: Aug 14, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby System-Lord Baal » Mon May 28, 2012 4:49 am

Novus Niciae wrote:YGR2 A rain of burning dogs.

Demand that the inhabitants thank the gods for blessing them with this miracle of food.

YGR/R to an alien seductress going around raping random citizens to create more of her evil spawn.
The Goa'uld- Self-Appointed Rulers of all Creation
At noon Elijah began to tease them. "Shout louder!" he said. "I'm sure Baal is a god! Perhaps he has too much to think about. Or maybe he has gone to the toilet. Or perhaps he's away on a trip. Maybe he's sleeping. You might have to wake him up."
(1 Kings 18:27 NIRV)
Non-WA
The Fourth Dynasty Goa'uld Empire
Population: 3,000,230,250
Military: 340,027,630
WA
Farrow-Marshal Aeronautics Corporation
Population: 41,120
Military: 102
Remember, "Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain
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Kouralia
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15122
Founded: Oct 30, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kouralia » Mon May 28, 2012 5:06 am

System-Lord Baal wrote:
Novus Niciae wrote:YGR2 A rain of burning dogs.

Demand that the inhabitants thank the gods for blessing them with this miracle of food.

YGR/R to an alien seductress going around raping random citizens to create more of her evil spawn.

Hunt her down, find her and execute her without trial, on the spot. This duty will be carried out by X-Division UEOIA (Xenos Division, Unexpected/inExplicable Occurrence Investigative Agency).

YGR/R to the discovery that all of your military's equipment is inferior to many comparable designs due fudging of statistics by bureaucrats in the hope of cost-cutting and skimming off funds.
Kouralia:
Me:
20s, Male,
Britbong, Bi,
Atheist, Cop
Sadly ginger.
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System-Lord Baal
Minister
 
Posts: 2393
Founded: Aug 14, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby System-Lord Baal » Mon May 28, 2012 5:11 am

Kouralia wrote:YGR/R to the discovery that all of your military's equipment is inferior to many comparable designs due fudging of statistics by bureaucrats in the hope of cost-cutting and skimming off funds.

*government accepts small sack of gold coins*

The government has no official position on these heathen rumors. Whoever "discovered" this shall be executed immediately for high treason.

YGR/R to discovering that bribery is rampant throughout your nation and hopelessly clogged in selfish politicians.
The Goa'uld- Self-Appointed Rulers of all Creation
At noon Elijah began to tease them. "Shout louder!" he said. "I'm sure Baal is a god! Perhaps he has too much to think about. Or maybe he has gone to the toilet. Or perhaps he's away on a trip. Maybe he's sleeping. You might have to wake him up."
(1 Kings 18:27 NIRV)
Non-WA
The Fourth Dynasty Goa'uld Empire
Population: 3,000,230,250
Military: 340,027,630
WA
Farrow-Marshal Aeronautics Corporation
Population: 41,120
Military: 102
Remember, "Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain
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Atalem
Diplomat
 
Posts: 597
Founded: Dec 03, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Atalem » Mon May 28, 2012 5:11 am

Ha, the Emir will set them straight!

YGR/R to Herobrine?
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Kouralia
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15122
Founded: Oct 30, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kouralia » Mon May 28, 2012 5:39 am

"OPEN FIRE!"
*Gunfire*
"Fuck, we need immediate reinforcement, we can't ho..."
*static*

Lol no, just machine gun the bugger!

YGR/R to a cake being wheeled in on a trolley during a cabinet session (or equivalent). When someone tries to cut a slice of it, adorable kittens suddenly pour out of it looking for love.
Kouralia:
Me:
20s, Male,
Britbong, Bi,
Atheist, Cop
Sadly ginger.
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Gijinkia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 355
Founded: May 24, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Gijinkia » Mon May 28, 2012 5:49 am

Prominent government figures would be arrested with drug charges.

Your government's reaction/response to the largest heatwave in your nation's history with record-breaking temperatures.
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Main nation: The Kangaroo Republic
Tech: Fantasy/Modern Time
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Ryleah
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Jan 02, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Ryleah » Mon May 28, 2012 8:01 am

Issue advisories to stay indoors if possible, and jack up the AC. Besides, given our rather mercurial weather, the heat wave should pass quickly.

Your government's reaction/response to accusations that your leader is ineligible to hold his position.
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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 58254
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon May 28, 2012 8:04 am

no question ill go then.

YGR/R to a conventional world war between russia and the united states both having massive alliances across the globe.
Irish Nationalist from Belfast ■■■ / Leftwing / Atheist / Alliance Party voter
"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020

I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.
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The UEG-Space Command
Minister
 
Posts: 3456
Founded: Jan 11, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The UEG-Space Command » Mon May 28, 2012 10:44 am

Already happened, years ago, twice at different points in history. Why would they fight now is beyond us, both would get their ass kicked by UNSC Peace keepers.

The Covenant?
"For too many years, humanity was on the backfoot. Reacting to threats, rather than preventing them. Rest of the galaxy was bigger than us. Stronger than us. We were mice, hiding in the shadows, hoping the giants would not see us. No more. Humanity is no longer on the defense. We are the giants now."

"It is an undeniable and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."
—Leonard Church

"You ever wonder why we're here?"
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Atalem
Diplomat
 
Posts: 597
Founded: Dec 03, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Atalem » Mon May 28, 2012 10:49 am

Uh-oh.

YGR/R to a black hole opening up right under your nation?
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Former Wellboneland
Senator
 
Posts: 4506
Founded: Mar 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Former Wellboneland » Mon May 28, 2012 10:52 am

Atalem wrote:Uh-oh.

YGR/R to a black hole opening up right under your nation?

Kalmah wants to take us to the Naether. It is Prime Minister Nutella's fault she is a pony.
Formerly Wellboneland, add 1982 posts.
I use the stats of my old nation. I have 2 billion people and 4 million soldiers.
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.
Our Tech Level is MT, and call us Wellboneland.
Our military

I am not a likable person at first, but it always comes back to this.
My Little Nutella
Bacon Tacos with Alekcandor!
99% of our people ICly act like this.
WE ARE NOT PONYISTS OMG IF YOU CALL US PONIES ONE MORE TIME...
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Zyrcrestia
Attaché
 
Posts: 70
Founded: Sep 05, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Zyrcrestia » Mon May 28, 2012 11:33 am

Atalem wrote:Uh-oh.

YGR/R to a black hole opening up right under your nation?


Firing the scientists who obviously went way too far.

YGR/R to everyone mispronouncing your nation's name at official ambassadorial and diplomatic events.
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