Your Government's Reaction/Response To...

[Former Wellboneland]

Eliminate the hostiles and launch a full investigation into their origin. Once the place of origin is found napalm their fields and cause famine.




The demanded execution fo your leader son or daughter or wife in exchange for sparring largest population cnetre from nerve attack.

Fake their death obv.

YGR/R to autonomous drones in your nation going haywire.

We has none, but if we did, EMP.

YGR to the population wanting to be a part of the Bonelandic Empire.

[The Seven Realms]

Fake their death obv.

YGR/R to autonomous drones in your nation going haywire.

We has none, but if we did, EMP.

YGR to the population wanting to be a part of the Bonelandic Empire.

Go to drastic measure and re-educated the masses, by any means necessary.

YGR/R to the Alestrian Fairy Air Force ordering one of your planes to land on the grounds of terrorist on-board.

[Imperial--japan]

We has none, but if we did, EMP.

YGR to the population wanting to be a part of the Bonelandic Empire.

Go to drastic measure and re-educated the masses, by any means necessary.

YGR/R to the Alestrian Fairy Air Force ordering one of your planes to land on the grounds of terrorist on-board.

Comply.
YGRT a terrorist attack on your capital

[Former Wellboneland]

Go to drastic measure and re-educated the masses, by any means necessary.

YGR/R to the Alestrian Fairy Air Force ordering one of your planes to land on the grounds of terrorist on-board.

Comply.
YGRT a terrorist attack on your capital

We practically like that.

YGR to Heavy Metal sung in Saiyan being played in your nation. Horribly racist too.

[Druach]

Whip out the jutsu and duel disks and start huntin' em down.

[Former Wellboneland]

Whip out the jutsu and duel disks and start huntin' em down.

Not metal.

YGR to your leader starts taking cocaine.

[Atalem]

What is this "cocaine" of which you speak?

YGR/R to the most powerful female in your nation making a contract with Kyubey?

[Imperial Gensokyo]

What is this "cocaine" of which you speak?

YGR/R to the most powerful female in your nation making a contract with Kyubey?

Yu...Yukari...J..joining forces wi..with..kyu..OH MY HARUHI PLEASE NO!

Probably become her bitch...

YGR/R to hostile nation invading with only amphibious tanks.

[System-Lord Baal]

YGR/R to hostile nation invading with only amphibious tanks.

Wait- a while until they can get the amphis across the desert to the curious human slaves and Jaffas armed with plasma cannons.

YGR/R to explorers discovering a village full of ignorant slaves who are worshiping ancient aliens with ultra-advanced weapons and medical technology that can revive the dead-- and crappy tin-bucket armour.

[Imperial Gensokyo]

YGR/R to hostile nation invading with only amphibious tanks.

Wait- a while until they can get the amphis across the desert to the curious human slaves and Jaffas armed with plasma cannons.

YGR/R to explorers discovering a village full of ignorant slaves who are worshiping ancient aliens with ultra-advanced weapons and medical technology that can revive the dead-- and crappy tin-bucket armour.

Eh, kill them all. Then wait to see if the aliens do revive them.

YGR/R to the collapse of your major industry?

[Anacasppia]

The immediate pumping in of funds via near-zero interest loans and the launch of stimulus packages.

YGRT massive, hours long disruptions of service in your nation's public transport system?

[Hladgos]

YGRT massive, hours long disruptions of service in your nation's public transport system?

Fix it withing hours of the problem.

Reaction to Hladgos announcing it has created a generator capable of powinring every country in the world.

[System-Lord Baal]

Reaction to Hladgos announcing it has created a generator capable of powinring every country in the world.

Kiss ass and ask for some power, then.

YGR/R to System Lord Ba'al announcing that he has created a device capable of enough explosive power to seriously disrupt a planet's internal structure, however, he wants to use it as a regular public power source.

[The Supreme System Lord Ra]

Kiss ass and ask for some power, then.

YGR/R to System Lord Ba'al announcing that he has created a device capable of enough explosive power to seriously disrupt a planet's internal structure, however, he wants to use it as a regular public power source.

Attack the planet where you built this device, hoping to destabilize the planet's core till it blows to Kingdom Come


YGR/R to discovering the ruins of an alien civilization on your planet with technologies FAR beyond what you have now?

[Michael Kenmore]

YGR/R to discovering the ruins of an alien civilization on your planet with technologies FAR beyond what you have now?

Take the technology. Scan the ruins for interesting language and inscriptions. Then land a hiveship on the ruins and forget about them.

YGR/R to the Wraith inviting your leader on board a hiveship for a state dinner?

[Aleckandor]

Eat dinner with the Wraith, probably get drunk and be stupid playing Half-Life onboard the vessel.

YGR/R to Xenomorphs running around a small town in an isolated region of your country, reproducing with and feeding off the people there (and the thing doesn't go public until there are 5,000 Xenomorphs assembling and an excess of 9,000 people murdered)?

[Michael Kenmore]

Eat dinner with the Wraith, probably get drunk and be stupid playing Half-Life onboard the vessel.

YGR/R to Xenomorphs running around a small town in an isolated region of your country, reproducing with and feeding off the people there (and the thing doesn't go public until there are 5,000 Xenomorphs assembling and an excess of 9,000 people murdered)?

Abandon the people there, have the hiveships take off, and move to a new planet. And inform the Predators we met once where to have a field day.

YGR/R to discovery of the fact that the Wraith suck the life out of human beings as a food source and just invited your leader to come to a state dinner?

[The Seven Realms]

Eat dinner with the Wraith, probably get drunk and be stupid playing Half-Life onboard the vessel.

YGR/R to Xenomorphs running around a small town in an isolated region of your country, reproducing with and feeding off the people there (and the thing doesn't go public until there are 5,000 Xenomorphs assembling and an excess of 9,000 people murdered)?

Abandon the people there, have the hiveships take off, and move to a new planet. And inform the Predators we met once where to have a field day.

YGR/R to discovery of the fact that the Wraith suck the life out of human beings as a food source and just invited your leader to come to a state dinner?

Joke's on them. She's a vampire.

YGR/R to hostile nation inventing flying tanks.

[Hladgos]

YGR/R to discovery of the fact that the Wraith suck the life out of human beings as a food source and just invited your leader to come to a state dinner

And? Our leader is not (as far as we know) human, and is almost completely machine. Besides, he dosent eat such inefficient meals.

YGR/R to hostile nation inventing flying tanks

Our defence grid is strong enough.

Reaction to Nostromo declaring a business holiday for a week, in which regulations are laxed, and trade is open to every country with very low tax rates.

[Cybernetic Replicants]

Reaction to Nostromo declaring a business holiday for a week, in which regulations are laxed, and trade is open to every country with very low tax rates.

Not care. The Replicators do no business. They take or they don't take.

YGR/R to the Replicators deciding to build a Dyson sphere around your planets sun and consume all the planets in your solar system for base resources?

[The Supreme System Lord Ra]

Reaction to Nostromo declaring a business holiday for a week, in which regulations are laxed, and trade is open to every country with very low tax rates.

Not care. The Replicators do no business. They take or they don't take.

YGR/R to the Replicators deciding to build a Dyson sphere around your planets sun and consume all the planets in your solar system for base resources?

I'm sure I have a store of Ancient tech around here somewhere, so I'll build a disruptor.

YGR/R discovering a highly effective, but also dangerously addictive and megalomania inducing healing device?

[Vesium]

We would sell it but not use it.
YGR to Woodstock being held in your capitol

[Euroslavia]

Last warning, if this doesn't stay relevant to national information, it will be moved to Forum 7.

[Hladgos]

YGR to Woodstock being held in your capitol

We would welcome the business, but would have to raise taxes for a few days to clean up the mess afterwards.

Reaction to a public excecution of some of your citizens in a foreign country which has many powerful allies and you trade with them. your citizens want you to got to war, but then you would threaten over twenty percent of your incoming recources.

[Lazssia]

YGR to Woodstock being held in your capitol

We would welcome the business, but would have to raise taxes for a few days to clean up the mess afterwards.

Reaction to a public excecution of some of your citizens in a foreign country which has many powerful allies and you trade with them. your citizens want you to got to war, but then you would threaten over twenty percent of your incoming recources.

Seeing as how we are completely self subsistent and don't rely on foreigners for our essentials... yeah they're pretty much fucked.

YGR/R to one of your closest allies suffering a devastating economic crisis.