Your Government's Reaction/Response To...

[The Drone Empire]

We meet with you, but in the same time enact a series of events to lead to your nations inevitable and total destruction.

Reaction to.. well, us glassing your nation from orbit, or basically firing massively powerful and focused beams of energy which can melt the surface that it touches to liquid-molten state, and slice through star ships with ease.

Now put that energy, on, in and near, you nation and all her cities.

[Atalem]

Well, Vizier Bouboulia would survive, seeing as she's away right now.

So, she and her attendants would be the only ones left.

YGR/R to your leader becoming a cultist?

[Cruciland]

Well, Vizier Bouboulia would survive, seeing as she's away right now.

So, she and her attendants would be the only ones left.

YGR/R to your leader becoming a cultist?

Depends on the cult. If it's a good cult, we follow. If it's a bad one, everyone teams up and mind-controls our glorious Emperor back to his former epicness.

We meet with you, but in the same time enact a series of events to lead to your nations inevitable and total destruction.

Reaction to.. well, us glassing your nation from orbit, or basically firing massively powerful and focused beams of energy which can melt the surface that it touches to liquid-molten state, and slice through star ships with ease.

Now put that energy, on, in and near, you nation and all her cities.

You may have future-technology, but you picked the wrong motherfucking nation to fire your lazor near!

YGR to someone firin his lazor at your capitol building?

[Elipida]

Well, Vizier Bouboulia would survive, seeing as she's away right now.

So, she and her attendants would be the only ones left.

YGR/R to your leader becoming a cultist?

Depends on the cult. If it's a good cult, we follow. If it's a bad one, everyone teams up and mind-controls our glorious Emperor back to his former epicness.

We meet with you, but in the same time enact a series of events to lead to your nations inevitable and total destruction.

Reaction to.. well, us glassing your nation from orbit, or basically firing massively powerful and focused beams of energy which can melt the surface that it touches to liquid-molten state, and slice through star ships with ease.

Now put that energy, on, in and near, you nation and all her cities.

You may have future-technology, but you picked the wrong motherfucking nation to fire your lazor near!

YGR to someone firin his lazor at your capitol building?

FIRIN' THEM LAZORS BACK!

you and your government officials being brought a thousand years into the past through unknown means

[Atalem]

The Emir would finally be able to meet his ancestors!

YGR/R to your leader being hit by Doofenshmirtz's Least-Likely-Enator!

[Marcheria]

He would lose his hair.




YGR/R to Old Jews Telling jokes?

[Novus Niciae]

He would lose his hair.




YGR/R to Old Jews Telling jokes?

Tell them jokes.

YGRT a unusually charismatic preacher from a new religion starts to gain a lot of converts in your nation.

[Cruciland]

He would lose his hair.




YGR/R to Old Jews Telling jokes?

Tell them jokes.

YGRT a unusually charismatic preacher from a new religion starts to gain a lot of converts in your nation.

They must be new, un-assimilated citizens he's converting. It is impossible to change a Crucilandian's faith to anything but Christianity. We wouldn't care anyway, since they'll be fixed soon.

YGR to your leader turning out to be a LOLcat in a robotic humanlike suit?

[New Endenia]

Tell them jokes.

YGRT a unusually charismatic preacher from a new religion starts to gain a lot of converts in your nation.

They must be new, un-assimilated citizens he's converting. It is impossible to change a Crucilandian's faith to anything but Christianity. We wouldn't care anyway, since they'll be fixed soon.

YGR to your leader turning out to be a LOLcat in a robotic humanlike suit?

Parades and a national holiday.

YGRT to....Justin Bieber's "Baby" song being selected as the national anthem through a referendum

[Cruciland]

They must be new, un-assimilated citizens he's converting. It is impossible to change a Crucilandian's faith to anything but Christianity. We wouldn't care anyway, since they'll be fixed soon.

YGR to your leader turning out to be a LOLcat in a robotic humanlike suit?

Parades and a national holiday.

YGRT to....Justin Bieber's "Baby" song being selected as the national anthem through a referendum

The Emperor bitch-slaps whoever changed it and switches the national anthem back to Megadeth! F YEAH!

YGR to everyone playing loud thrash metal?!

[Amiatia]

YGR to everyone playing loud thrash metal?!

That is their right, though in some cities they may be fined for noise violations.

YGR/R to a rise of mesothelioma?

[New Skeena]

YGR to everyone playing loud thrash metal?!

That is their right, though in some cities they may be fined for noise violations.

YGR/R to a rise of mesothelioma?

Over-react. While not contagious, we don't know that, so everyone would be quarantined. Until we get better understandings of medicine, even small outbreaks will be highly problematic.

YGR/R to the burning of the nation's largest library, destroying both physical and digital media.

[SquareDisc City]

Investigate the fire, and if it was started deliberately find the culprit and prosecute them for arson. Then rebuild and restock the library. We have the sense to keep backups of our information.

YGR2 a ransomware virus infecting 70% of its computers, preventing their use by workers until the issue can be resolved.

[Cruciland]

Investigate the fire, and if it was started deliberately find the culprit and prosecute them for arson. Then rebuild and restock the library. We have the sense to keep backups of our information.

YGR2 a ransomware virus infecting 70% of its computers, preventing their use by workers until the issue can be resolved.

Get our sentient AI system to destroy it. If it fails, we are psychics- we just hijack the computers with our minds.

YGR to infinite pancakes?!

[United Socialist Partner States]

Investigate the fire, and if it was started deliberately find the culprit and prosecute them for arson. Then rebuild and restock the library. We have the sense to keep backups of our information.

YGR2 a ransomware virus infecting 70% of its computers, preventing their use by workers until the issue can be resolved.

Get our sentient AI system to destroy it. If it fails, we are psychics- we just hijack the computers with our minds.

YGR to infinite pancakes?!

No more soup kitchens?

YGR/R An evil scientist creates genetically modified, suicide bomber, frogs and unleashes them in your parliament or palace or whatever you have.

[Elipida]

Get our sentient AI system to destroy it. If it fails, we are psychics- we just hijack the computers with our minds.

YGR to infinite pancakes?!

No more soup kitchens?

YGR/R An evil scientist creates genetically modified, suicide bomber, frogs and unleashes them in your parliament or palace or whatever you have.

Put the officials in the parliament into the bunker and seal it while the Peacekeepers deal with the explosive frog infestation.
in the meantime, the royal guard would hunt down the scientist

several nuclear warheads (or your nation's equivalent) mysteriously disappear without a trace

[Peach Land]

The nation would be put on full alert and we would ready for a nuclear strike. The SF components of our military would be diverted to either re-claiming, detroying or at the least eliminating all trace of its origin.


How would your nation react to the execution of a diplomat in a foreign country

[Bajireyn]

Declare war.

YGR/RT: A slipspace rift opening above your nation?

[The UEG-Space Command]

The nation would be put on full alert and we would ready for a nuclear strike. The SF components of our military would be diverted to either re-claiming, detroying or at the least eliminating all trace of its origin.


How would your nation react to the execution of a diplomat in a foreign country

That means war and everyone in the galaxy goes and watches while eating popcorn.

Essentially it is like a group of random gangsters killing a Soviet Diplomat and then the Soviets invade the gangs territories and wipe them out with ease (ignore the US is existing.)

Declare war.

YGR/RT: A slipspace rift opening above your nation?

See what comes out, if it is hostile we will blow it up.

The Reapers?

[Elipida]

The nation would be put on full alert and we would ready for a nuclear strike. The SF components of our military would be diverted to either re-claiming, detroying or at the least eliminating all trace of its origin.


How would your nation react to the execution of a diplomat in a foreign country

That means war and everyone in the galaxy goes and watches while eating popcorn.

Essentially it is like a group of random gangsters killing a Soviet Diplomat and then the Soviets invade the gangs territories and wipe them out with ease (ignore the US is existing.)

Declare war.

YGR/RT: A slipspace rift opening above your nation?

See what comes out, if it is hostile we will blow it up.

The Reapers?

attempt to hold out for as long as possible. we won't die without a fight.

an invasion by a species with superior technology

[Amiatia]

an invasion by a species with superior technology

Fight them with the aim to win, just like always. Seek allies as well.

YGR/R to a rash of drunken driving?

[Suidwes-Afrika]

Mass execution for any persons deemed responsible for fatalities. Everyone else just gets beaten the hell out of with nightsticks and hauled before a magistrate.

YGR to a boundary dispute with another nation that becomes even more complicated when the people in the zone in question announce their unilateral intentions to secede and reject the authority of both governments.

[Amiatia]

YGR to a boundary dispute with another nation that becomes even more complicated when the people in the zone in question announce their unilateral intentions to secede and reject the authority of both governments.

Promptly call peace talks (probably the latest of several) to resolve the situation, and try to find a solution agreeable to all parties.

YGR/R to a company which provides large numbers of vehicles to the armed forces declaring bankruptcy?

[Rupudska]

YGR to a boundary dispute with another nation that becomes even more complicated when the people in the zone in question announce their unilateral intentions to secede and reject the authority of both governments.

Promptly call peace talks (probably the latest of several) to resolve the situation, and try to find a solution agreeable to all parties.

YGR/R to a company which provides large numbers of vehicles to the armed forces declaring bankruptcy?

Jaakola Motors and Defense would probably try and take it over. If it's them, panic, as the world is ending. Eila is practically swimming in a pool of gold, a la Scrooge McDuck. And she probably could, just bend the boundary between solid and liquid and voila, instant money pool.

YGR/R oil reserves completely drying up?

[The Seven Realms]

Promptly call peace talks (probably the latest of several) to resolve the situation, and try to find a solution agreeable to all parties.

YGR/R to a company which provides large numbers of vehicles to the armed forces declaring bankruptcy?

Jaakola Motors and Defense would probably try and take it over. If it's them, panic, as the world is ending. Eila is practically swimming in a pool of gold, a la Scrooge McDuck. And she probably could, just bend the boundary between solid and liquid and voila, instant money pool.

YGR/R oil reserves completely drying up?

We don't even use outdated fossil fuels anymore.

YGR/R to stock market crashing, for good.