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The Seven Realms
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Founded: Sep 03, 2011
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Postby The Seven Realms » Fri May 04, 2012 11:32 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:
The Seven Realms wrote:
Physiologically screen all participants. Then pay the private school industry to fix this problem.

YGR/R to one of our transport Skyship accidentally losing buoyancy over one of your airports and crashing.


Demand compensation for the loss of life.

YGR/R to having your leader suddenly admitting to being an alien.


Huh....she was always rather..eccentric...

We thought she was a demon, though.

YGR/R to little girls raining across the nation.
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Love Dog wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
tank crew wearing skirts? you know the gunner sits between the commanders legs right? :oops:


That's just plain epic.

Flag is accurate
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Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 7.38

I can be pretty authoritarian if I put my mind to it, apparently.

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Stovokor
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1109
Founded: Dec 14, 2011
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Postby Stovokor » Fri May 04, 2012 11:36 pm

The Seven Realms wrote:
Hetland 2 wrote:
Demand compensation for the loss of life.

YGR/R to having your leader suddenly admitting to being an alien.


Huh....she was always rather..eccentric...

We thought she was a demon, though.

YGR/R to little girls raining across the nation.


Stovokor would inform its nation of the falling and hopefully soon dead children, and naturally capitalize on the event through the use of media.

YGR/R to Stovokorian Industry wishing to partake in your nations economy.
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The Seven Realms
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Founded: Sep 03, 2011
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Postby The Seven Realms » Fri May 04, 2012 11:39 pm

Stovokor wrote:
The Seven Realms wrote:
Huh....she was always rather..eccentric...

We thought she was a demon, though.

YGR/R to little girls raining across the nation.


Stovokor would inform its nation of the falling and hopefully soon dead children, and naturally capitalize on the event through the use of media.

YGR/R to Stovokorian Industry wishing to partake in your nations economy.


Welcome aboard. Hope the depressing and gloomy atmosphere of our industrial cities doesn't scare new trade partners away.

YGR/R to Realm Administrator April Summers wanting a section of one of your forest/jungles for botanical research purposes.
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Love Dog wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
tank crew wearing skirts? you know the gunner sits between the commanders legs right? :oops:


That's just plain epic.

Flag is accurate
I'm an F-14
Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 7.38

I can be pretty authoritarian if I put my mind to it, apparently.

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Hetland 2
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Posts: 14868
Founded: Nov 30, 2011
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Postby Hetland 2 » Fri May 04, 2012 11:42 pm

The Seven Realms wrote:
Stovokor wrote:
Stovokor would inform its nation of the falling and hopefully soon dead children, and naturally capitalize on the event through the use of media.

YGR/R to Stovokorian Industry wishing to partake in your nations economy.


Welcome aboard. Hope the depressing and gloomy atmosphere of our industrial cities doesn't scare new trade partners away.

YGR/R to Realm Administrator April Summers wanting a section of one of your forest/jungles for botanical research purposes.


We'd question your sources as Hetland 2 is a dry, desert wasteland.

YGR/R to a Hetlander noble demanding to take one of your people for their harem.
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The Seven Realms
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Founded: Sep 03, 2011
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Postby The Seven Realms » Fri May 04, 2012 11:46 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:
The Seven Realms wrote:
Welcome aboard. Hope the depressing and gloomy atmosphere of our industrial cities doesn't scare new trade partners away.

YGR/R to Realm Administrator April Summers wanting a section of one of your forest/jungles for botanical research purposes.


We'd question your sources as Hetland 2 is a dry, desert wasteland.

YGR/R to a Hetlander noble demanding to take one of your people for their harem.


He better watch out for the Lurkyans...We'd recommend her searches elsewhere, like Albion. Girls there are much more calm than in Lurkya.

YGR/R to chocolate rain.
The Seven Commonwealth Realms of Alestria

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Love Dog wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
tank crew wearing skirts? you know the gunner sits between the commanders legs right? :oops:


That's just plain epic.

Flag is accurate
I'm an F-14
Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 7.38

I can be pretty authoritarian if I put my mind to it, apparently.

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Amiatia
Envoy
 
Posts: 274
Founded: Apr 27, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Amiatia » Fri May 04, 2012 11:47 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:YGR/R to a Hetlander noble demanding to take one of your people for their harem.


Due to slavery being illegal in the United States, he would be unceremoniously told where to shove it. Assistance would be offered.

The Seven Realms wrote:YGR/R to chocolate rain.


Shock and amazement.

YGR/R ninety percent of the population shrinking to a height of roughly eight inches? There is evidence to suggest it may be the work of outside forces.
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I am an American, and I am proud of it. I do not require somebody else's approval to love my country.

"To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association—the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it."

- Thomas Jefferson.

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Rexzich City
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Founded: Nov 20, 2011
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Postby Rexzich City » Fri May 04, 2012 11:54 pm

Shock and amazement.

YGR/R ninety percent of the population shrinking to a height of roughly eight inches?


The wolves would seize power and begin a reign of terror like the world has never seen!Thermobaric human hunting......wow.

YGR/R to a massive full scale invasion by your closest ally?
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The Seven Realms
Minister
 
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Founded: Sep 03, 2011
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Postby The Seven Realms » Fri May 04, 2012 11:55 pm

Rexzich City wrote:
Shock and amazement.

YGR/R ninety percent of the population shrinking to a height of roughly eight inches?


The wolves would seize power and begin a reign of terror like the world has never seen!Thermobaric human hunting......wow.

YGR/R to a massive full scale invasion by your closest ally?


Painfully fight back...No choice, anyways...

YGR/R to citizens converting to Haruhiism
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Love Dog wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
tank crew wearing skirts? you know the gunner sits between the commanders legs right? :oops:


That's just plain epic.

Flag is accurate
I'm an F-14
Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 7.38

I can be pretty authoritarian if I put my mind to it, apparently.

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Tedoka
Diplomat
 
Posts: 679
Founded: Mar 16, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Tedoka » Fri May 04, 2012 11:59 pm

The Seven Realms wrote:
YGR/R to citizens converting to Haruhiism


Just ignore them.

YGR/R to realizing that your leader is an impostor.

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Palaeologina
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Apr 14, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Palaeologina » Sat May 05, 2012 12:02 am

Detain him, appoint an interim leader, and then investigate the situation.

YGR/R roRogue Palaeologinian Armatoloi (official civilian militia, irregulars) acting as foreign volunteers in a military conflict (my nation is alright with citizens fighting in foreign wars, with authorization of course, these guys are rogue, rogue, and more rogue) in your nation.
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The Seven Realms
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Founded: Sep 03, 2011
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Postby The Seven Realms » Sat May 05, 2012 12:04 am

Tedoka wrote:
The Seven Realms wrote:
YGR/R to citizens converting to Haruhiism


Just ignore them.

YGR/R to realizing that your leader is an impostor.


Because of doppelgangers living in Alestria, anyone can be an imposter. We just learn to live with that fear...

@Above: Kill him along with the rest of the bastards invading.

YGR/R to a hostile nation taking control of your nuclear launch facilities, and then launching a full-scale invasion.
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The Seven Commonwealth Realms of Alestria

DEFCON: [1] 2 3 4 5|Homefront
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PSICOM Alertness:[1] 2 3|Tier 1 Emergency
Love Dog wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
tank crew wearing skirts? you know the gunner sits between the commanders legs right? :oops:


That's just plain epic.

Flag is accurate
I'm an F-14
Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 7.38

I can be pretty authoritarian if I put my mind to it, apparently.

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Amiatia
Envoy
 
Posts: 274
Founded: Apr 27, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Amiatia » Sat May 05, 2012 12:06 am

Palaeologina wrote:YGR/R roRogue Palaeologinian Armatoloi (official civilian militia, irregulars) acting as foreign volunteers in a military conflict (my nation is alright with citizens fighting in foreign wars, with authorization of course, these guys are rogue, rogue, and more rogue) in your nation.


Formally, they would be treated as soldiers, provided they were contracted, wore uniforms, etc...

Informally, expect U.S. combat troops to regard them with a mixture of pity and outright disdain. We hate mercenaries. To us, a mercenary is just a different kind of whore.

YGR/R a total collapse of all grain crops in a given year?
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I am an American, and I am proud of it. I do not require somebody else's approval to love my country.

"To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association—the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it."

- Thomas Jefferson.

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The Seven Realms
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Founded: Sep 03, 2011
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Postby The Seven Realms » Sat May 05, 2012 12:08 am

Amiatia wrote:
Palaeologina wrote:YGR/R roRogue Palaeologinian Armatoloi (official civilian militia, irregulars) acting as foreign volunteers in a military conflict (my nation is alright with citizens fighting in foreign wars, with authorization of course, these guys are rogue, rogue, and more rogue) in your nation.


Formally, they would be treated as soldiers, provided they were contracted, wore uniforms, etc...

Informally, expect U.S. combat troops to regard them with a mixture of pity and outright disdain. We hate mercenaries. To us, a mercenary is just a different kind of whore.

YGR/R a total collapse of all grain crops in a given year?


Advice agriculture companies to switch to aquaponics to increase production during the year.

YGR/R to radioactive hail
The Seven Commonwealth Realms of Alestria

DEFCON: [1] 2 3 4 5|Homefront
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PSICOM Alertness:[1] 2 3|Tier 1 Emergency
Love Dog wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
tank crew wearing skirts? you know the gunner sits between the commanders legs right? :oops:


That's just plain epic.

Flag is accurate
I'm an F-14
Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 7.38

I can be pretty authoritarian if I put my mind to it, apparently.

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Upper Terraria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Upper Terraria » Sat May 05, 2012 12:13 am

The Seven Realms wrote:YGR/R to radioactive hail

Portals. Lots of them.

YGR/R to Upper Terraria offering your nation an embassy on our first colony world?
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Stovokor
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Founded: Dec 14, 2011
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Postby Stovokor » Sat May 05, 2012 12:16 am

The Seven Realms wrote:
Advice agriculture companies to switch to aquaponics to increase production during the year.

YGR/R to radioactive hail


Since most of Stovokor's population is already underground, this is of no real concern. However we would gather as much as we could for processing.

YGR/R to the opening of the nine hells!
If i'm responding to you directly, it is generally safe to disregard everything that was said and assume i'm calling you a twit.
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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.92

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The Seven Realms
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Founded: Sep 03, 2011
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Postby The Seven Realms » Sat May 05, 2012 12:19 am

Stovokor wrote:
The Seven Realms wrote:
Advice agriculture companies to switch to aquaponics to increase production during the year.

YGR/R to radioactive hail


Since most of Stovokor's population is already underground, this is of no real concern. However we would gather as much as we could for processing.

YGR/R to the opening of the nine hells!


Already happened once, just look at our flag.

YGR/R to raining feces.
The Seven Commonwealth Realms of Alestria

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Love Dog wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
tank crew wearing skirts? you know the gunner sits between the commanders legs right? :oops:


That's just plain epic.

Flag is accurate
I'm an F-14
Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 7.38

I can be pretty authoritarian if I put my mind to it, apparently.

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Teddy Bear Republic
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Posts: 7424
Founded: Apr 29, 2009
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Postby Teddy Bear Republic » Sat May 05, 2012 12:33 am

The Seven Realms wrote:YGR/R to raining feces.

Organize cleanup squads, advise populace to stay inside, and get the Ministry of the National Archives and History Keeping to dispatch a team to investigate the problem.

Drunk driving on the rise.
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Upper Terraria
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Founded: Mar 10, 2012
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Postby Upper Terraria » Sat May 05, 2012 12:47 am

Teddy Bear Republic wrote:Drunk driving on the rise.

Pull out the old drunk driving PSAs that we 'borrowed' from the New Zealand National Archives.

YGR/R to being offered an embassy on one of our moon bases?
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Teddy Bear Republic
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Postby Teddy Bear Republic » Sat May 05, 2012 4:11 am

Upper Terraria wrote:YGR/R to being offered an embassy on one of our moon bases?

Probably accept it, then ask help with the technology.

YGR/R moon is stolen.
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Grand Imtertia
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Apr 28, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Grand Imtertia » Sat May 05, 2012 4:20 am

Nothing we can do, as an 18th Century nation all we could do is watch in horror.

A city disappearing overnight

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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat May 05, 2012 4:24 am

Grand Imtertia wrote:Nothing we can do, as an 18th Century nation all we could do is watch in horror.

A city disappearing overnight


Put our best scientists on the case.

The joker from batman starts a gangwar and just general sillyness in your capital.
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Indira
Minister
 
Posts: 3339
Founded: Feb 02, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Indira » Sat May 05, 2012 4:27 am

The joker from batman starts a gangwar and just general sillyness in your capital.[/quote]

Hunt down and execute them both for disturbing the peace;D

A creationist attempts to introduce creationism indoctrination to your schools

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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat May 05, 2012 4:29 am

Indira wrote:The joker from batman starts a gangwar and just general sillyness in your capital.


Hunt down and execute them both for disturbing the peace;D

A creationist attempts to introduce creationism indoctrination to your schools[/quote]

Have him shot for being annoying. (Why so serious? :D)

Giant ants launch and invasion from underground.
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The Sword
Diplomat
 
Posts: 949
Founded: Oct 11, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Sword » Sat May 05, 2012 4:32 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Indira wrote:The joker from batman starts a gangwar and just general sillyness in your capital.


Hunt down and execute them both for disturbing the peace;D

A creationist attempts to introduce creationism indoctrination to your schools


Have him shot for being annoying. (Why so serious? :D)

Giant ants launch and invasion from underground.[/quote]

The military would hold as many as they can off while civilians evacuate.

An invasion by tiny nanites that can not be seen.
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Teddy Bear Republic
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Posts: 7424
Founded: Apr 29, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Teddy Bear Republic » Sat May 05, 2012 6:01 am

The Sword wrote:An invasion by tiny nanites that can not be seen.

Develop molecular robots to combat them. Meanwhile, if they're a serious threat, then scan the populace and then isolate them in safe bunkers.

YGR/R newspapers call for help since they're going out of print thanks to modern technology.
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