Your Government's Reaction/Response To...

[Saurisisia]

This could not possibly happen. All the horses are in the north!

YGR/R to being invaded by dinosaurs with cannons on their backs?

Convince them to lay down their arms and use those cannons for our cause.

...being attacked by molemen from deep within the Earth?

[Teddy Bear Republic]

...being attacked by molemen from deep within the Earth?

Attempt to placate them, otherwise, declare. If all is lost, move out to the sea.

YGR/R film critical of your government being released.

[Anacasppia]

...being attacked by molemen from deep within the Earth?

Attempt to placate them, otherwise, declare. If all is lost, move out to the sea.

YGR/R film critical of your government being released.

Being a liberal and open nation, we would have no particular reaction to such a film.

YGR/R failed terrorist attack in your major cities.

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR/R failed terrorist attack in your major cities.

Tighten security in major cities overall, and send National Police and potentially Teddy Intelligence to investigate this matter. Reassure the public all is being taken care of.

YGR/R refugees turn up at your border.

[United Socialist Partner States]

YGR/R failed terrorist attack in your major cities.

Tighten security in major cities overall, and send National Police and potentially Teddy Intelligence to investigate this matter. Reassure the public all is being taken care of.

YGR/R refugees turn up at your border.

Take the college educated ones and turn the rest back.

YGR/R Five airliners have been hijacked by a single terrorist organization. They demand thirty trillion dollars.

[Amiatia]

YGR/R Five airliners have been hijacked by a single terrorist organization. They demand thirty trillion dollars.

This is why we have the Special Operations Forces, and the U.S. Marshals as well. Get them on the ground on (preferably) U.S. soil, and then launch a rescue operation. Kill the terrorists in order to show what happens when you mess around with this Republic.

YGR/R a large group of Sapient Ponies requesting permission to seek asylum in your country due to oppression where they live?

[Sanian Confederacy]

After determining that said group of Sapient Ponies claim of asylum is indeed legitimate. They’d be accepted and offered full citizenship befitting that of future citizens of the Confederacy.

YGR/R to an abnormally large tsunami sweeping across all of your nation’s major coastal settlements?

[Vassel]

After determining that said group of Sapient Ponies claim of asylum is indeed legitimate. They’d be accepted and offered full citizenship befitting that of future citizens of the Confederacy.

YGR/R to an abnormally large tsunami sweeping across all of your nation’s major coastal settlements?

Increase the public sector.
YNR/R to a capitalist-socialist civil war.

[United Socialist Partner States]

Bomb the Better Buisness Bureau

YGR/R One of your submarine captains has gone rogue and is in possession of twenty nuclear tipped missiles.

[The Seven Realms]

Bomb the Better Buisness Bureau

YGR/R One of your submarine captains has gone rogue and is in possession of twenty nuclear tipped missiles.

He's probably saying bullshit since we have no nukes. We'd advise the crew to mutiny unless they want to drown.

YGR/R to an incoming asteroid.

[Hladgos]

YGR/R to an incoming asteroid

Ace combat. except successfully.

Reaction to an orbital laser strike on your military's largest warehouse.

[Atalem]

What is this "warehouse" of which you speak?

All of your schools start emitting gamma rays?

[Upper Terraria]

All of your schools start emitting gamma rays?

Evacuate everyone to some quarantine areas for decontamination, and clean up the schools as best we can.

YGR/R to an offer of advanced technology from Upper Terraria, in return for a minor favour in future?

[The Seven Realms]

All of your schools start emitting gamma rays?

Evacuate everyone to some quarantine areas for decontamination, and clean up the schools as best we can.

YGR/R to an offer of advanced technology from Upper Terraria, in return for a minor favour in future?

Depends on what technology you speak off, and the favor...

YGR/R to your entire population turning teen-age girls.

[Hladgos]

Turn them back of course. We have the technology.

Reaction to many superpowers developing ace combat style superweapons and leaving your nation in the dust in the arms race.

[The Seven Realms]

Turn them back of course. We have the technology.

Reaction to many superpowers developing ace combat style superweapons and leaving your nation in the dust in the arms race.

Probably invade them and take the weapons since building them would have left them economically bankrupt of unstable.

YGR/R to a hostile nation making a diplomatic strike on your nation that caused the loss of all of your allies.

[Upper Terraria]

YGR/R to a hostile nation making a diplomatic strike on your nation that caused the loss of all of your allies.

Bring out the muffin baskets. The good ones, too.

Depends on what technology you speak off, and the favor...

Portal technology, and nothing too major. It really depends on what we need at the time.

YGR/R to your entire population turning teen-age girls.

They'd probably go 'what the hell?' before some of them go off to masturbate. Dirty old bastards...

YGR/R to an Upper Terrarian Evacuation Fleet (they're unarmed, by the way) crash-landing in your nation.

[Amiatia]

YGR/R to a hostile nation making a diplomatic strike on your nation that caused the loss of all of your allies.

We'd ask why nobody told us we had allies to begin with.

YGR/R to an Upper Terrarian Evacuation Fleet (they're unarmed, by the way) crash-landing in your nation.

Move emergency resources to the damaged regions to rescue both local and Fleet survivors.

YGR/R to a battalion of U.S. Marines being dispatched to a small (very small) colonial settlement of your people to forcibly free and extract several U.S. nationals who had been unjustly imprisoned there by an unjustifiably prejudiced local administration? During the occupation, the Marines do not openly attack or harm anybody without cause, but they are none too gentle about keeping things quiet until they depart.

(The charge of injustice would have been made by my gov't, naturally.)

[Upper Terraria]

YGR/R to a battalion of U.S. Marines being dispatched to a small (very small) colonial settlement of your people to forcibly free and extract several U.S. nationals who had been unjustly imprisoned there by an unjustifiably prejudiced local administration? During the occupation, the Marines do not openly attack or harm anybody without cause, but they are none too gentle about keeping things quiet until they depart.

(The charge of injustice would have been made by my gov't, naturally.)

They'd wonder how in fucking hell you got all the way to the goddamn Triangulum galaxy, and into the solar system with our colony onto it, AND onto our colony, without being detected. And then kindly ask you to get out, we'll deal with it soon enough.

YGR/R to an Upper Terrarian Exploration Fleet stopping by your nation and opening up communications.

[Amiatia]

YGR/R to an Upper Terrarian Exploration Fleet stopping by your nation and opening up communications.

Probably send a message amounting to...

"Yo. Want some muffins?"

YGR/R to a Marxist-Leninist uprising in a leading industrial center?

[The Seven Realms]

YGR/R to a hostile nation making a diplomatic strike on your nation that caused the loss of all of your allies.

We'd ask why nobody told us we had allies to begin with.

YGR/R to an Upper Terrarian Evacuation Fleet (they're unarmed, by the way) crash-landing in your nation.

Move emergency resources to the damaged regions to rescue both local and Fleet survivors.

YGR/R to a battalion of U.S. Marines being dispatched to a small (very small) colonial settlement of your people to forcibly free and extract several U.S. nationals who had been unjustly imprisoned there by an unjustifiably prejudiced local administration? During the occupation, the Marines do not openly attack or harm anybody without cause, but they are none too gentle about keeping things quiet until they depart.

(The charge of injustice would have been made by my gov't, naturally.)

We'd probably take that as an act of war and demand a valid reason as to why the Commonwealth central government was not addressed first, instead of suddenly storming the colony. The reason better be good, or a certain marine fleet will get sunk.

@Terraria:We'd say yes, then.

@Above: Already happening, currently at war.

YGR/R to Yogurt coming out of cows.

[Upper Terraria]

"Yo. Want some muffins?"
"Yes please!"

YGR/R to a Marxist-Leninist uprising in a leading industrial center?

Uhhhh... does not compute. Please define in terms that I can understand.

YGR/R to Yogurt coming out of cows.

"Holy shit! That experiment worked!"

YGR/R to a sudden and fierce uptake of Scientology among your nation's people?

[The Seven Realms]

"Yo. Want some muffins?"
"Yes please!"

Uhhhh... does not compute. Please define in terms that I can understand.

YGR/R to Yogurt coming out of cows.

"Holy shit! That experiment worked!"

YGR/R to a sudden and fierce uptake of Scientology among your nation's people?

Physiologically screen all participants. Then pay the private school industry to fix this problem.

YGR/R to one of our transport Skyship accidentally losing buoyancy over one of your airports and crashing.

[Hetland 2]

Uhhhh... does not compute. Please define in terms that I can understand.


"Holy shit! That experiment worked!"

YGR/R to a sudden and fierce uptake of Scientology among your nation's people?

Physiologically screen all participants. Then pay the private school industry to fix this problem.

YGR/R to one of our transport Skyship accidentally losing buoyancy over one of your airports and crashing.

Demand compensation for the loss of life.

YGR/R to having your leader suddenly admitting to being an alien.

[Equitador]

I'd cover up the incident and blaim it on those damn capitalists!