Your Government's Reaction/Response To...

[The Seven Realms]

This reply assume we currently possess such weapons.

Intelligence assets would be used to track down the bomb, who has it, who stole it and why, how the terrorists came to hold it, and what they intend. Specialized response assets would be vectored in. The local law enforcement, U.S. Marshals, Special Operations Forces. The works.

YGR/R finding an ancient recording device of some kind from a species which, if the evidence is being correctly interpreted, died away more than four hundred millenia ago?

Immediate attempts at translation, large ammounts of money dumped into research efforts, minor classification from the public pending investigation, eventual mass production and attempts at turning the device into a tourist attraction.

YGR/R A wide-spread collapse of the public education system within the course of 2 months

There was public education? We were not aware of this....

@Above: Some poor nation just lost her independence, then....

YGR/R to students ditching schools to surf and eat. Only.

[Amiatia]

YGR/R to students ditching schools to surf and eat. Only.

Their parents will have less trouble finding them.

YGR/R to something akin to the Rage Virus breaking out during a high-level government press conference?

[United Socialist Partner States]

YGR/R to students ditching schools to surf and eat. Only.

Their parents will have less trouble finding them.

YGR/R to something akin to the Rage Virus breaking out during a high-level government press conference?

Lock it down, pump in the gas, practice fire bombing, get some new officials

YGR/R

A general from the not so nice, jerk, kinda looks like they might want to invade you country, offers to defect and reveal to you the invasion plans. But the country in question has captured him and is holding him in a safe house near their capital.

[Amiatia]

A general from the not so nice, jerk, kinda looks like they might want to invade you country, offers to defect and reveal to you the invasion plans. But the country in question has captured him and is holding him in a safe house near their capital.

If the information is judged to be suitably valuable, and the prospect of success is sufficiently high, then an extraction mission will be launched. If not, then we will categorically deny having had contact, while simultaneously increasing rotations of National Guard forces.

YGR/R to a sudden influx of Sapient Pony immigrants?

[Hladgos]

YGR/R to a sudden influx of Sapient Pony immigrants

Let them come. We already have a few hundred thousand.

Reaction to a derelict Hladgos frigate carrying biological weapons in the form of evil being things landing in your country.

[Elipida]

A general from the not so nice, jerk, kinda looks like they might want to invade you country, offers to defect and reveal to you the invasion plans. But the country in question has captured him and is holding him in a safe house near their capital.

If the information is judged to be suitably valuable, and the prospect of success is sufficiently high, then an extraction mission will be launched. If not, then we will categorically deny having had contact, while simultaneously increasing rotations of National Guard forces.

YGR/R to a sudden influx of Sapient Pony immigrants?

We'll find a way to deal with it. as long as they don't start any problems, that is

YGR/R to a sudden influx of Sapient Pony immigrants

Let them come. We already have a few hundred thousand.

Reaction to a derelict Hladgos frigate carrying biological weapons in the form of evil being things landing in your country.

destroy it. DESTROY IT WITH FIRE!

a massive whale-like creature is found beached and is slowly dying (on your beach)

[Hladgos]

Put it back in the water using nanobots.

Reaction to a derelict Hladgos frigate carrying biological weapons in the form of evil being things landing in your country.

[Suidwes-Afrika]

Send in the air force and the navy troops with frantam and surface-to-surface missile systems to bombard the hell out of the ship and its dangerous cargo before it can reach the shore.

YGR to the entire student body at a prestigious public university announcing their intention to boycott their classes and exams for an entire term unless their demands for an unbelievably radical change in the political system are met.

[Saurisisia]

a massive whale-like creature is found beached and is slowly dying (on your beach)

Nothing, the beast will be a feast for hungry carnivores who will scavenge off its flesh.

YGR to the entire student body at a prestigious public university announcing their intention to boycott their classes and exams for an entire term unless their demands for an unbelievably radical change in the political system are met.

Nothing, we don't listen to them. We're fine the way we are.

...your animal testing labs being harassed by animal rights activists?

[United Socialist Partner States]

Send in the air force and the navy troops with frantam and surface-to-surface missile systems to bombard the hell out of the ship and its dangerous cargo before it can reach the shore.

YGR to the entire student body at a prestigious public university announcing their intention to boycott their classes and exams for an entire term unless their demands for an unbelievably radical change in the political system are met.

Who gives to poopies and hydroelectric plant. It's their hydroelectric plant education they're ruining. And if they stay in the university without going to class...riot police.

YGR/R

Capital city has just been hit by a nuke. (your government had some warning and key officials survived in the bunkers.)

[Amiatia]

Emergency continuity of government protocols would be enacted.

YGR/R an influx of immigrants from neighboring states who swamp the unskilled jobs market in several key cities?

[Atalem]

Uh-oh.

A faux pas involving ice cream by one of our diplomats?

[Amiatia]

Uh-oh.

A faux pas involving ice cream by one of our diplomats?

Laughter, most likely.

YGR/R an influx of immigrants from neighboring states who swamp the unskilled jobs market in several key cities?

[Hladgos]

YGR/R an influx of immigrants from neighboring states who swamp the unskilled jobs market in several key cities

Are they ripping the robots off their bases?

Reaction to computer controlled everything beginning to take over your jobs until pretty much everything is made and ran by computers and robots.

[United Socialist Partner States]

Uh-oh.

A faux pas involving ice cream by one of our diplomats?

Execute the idiot

YGR/R

Your captured a spy trying to infiltrate a highly classified military base. The spy works for your
closest ally.

[Cruciland]

Uh-oh.

A faux pas involving ice cream by one of our diplomats?

Execute the idiot

YGR/R

Your captured a spy trying to infiltrate a highly classified military base. The spy works for your
closest ally.

Interrogate the ally's leader. If he's clean, we let it go and return the spy. If he's dirt-nosed with us, he and his country will immediately be assimilated.

YGR to a spy blowing up a military base?

[Suidwes-Afrika]

Put the entire intelligence services and military on the hunt until they find this spy, even if he has escaped the country. He shall disappear most conveniently.

As for any government or party responsible for instigating this plot, they shall be punished by having one of their major installations destroyed in the same manner. No expense shall be spared until retaliation is complete.

YGR to hundreds of children being abducted and brainwashed as saboteurs and insurgents by a radical terrorist group in your nation?

[Cruciland]

Put the entire intelligence services and military on the hunt until they find this spy, even if he has escaped the country. He shall disappear most conveniently.

As for any government or party responsible for instigating this plot, they shall be punished by having one of their major installations destroyed in the same manner. No expense shall be spared until retaliation is complete.

YGR to hundreds of children being abducted and brainwashed as saboteurs and insurgents by a radical terrorist group in your nation?

If they are like the Taliban, we nuke their holy grounds. If they are like Anonymous, we strip away rights and oppress all suspicious people. Their dreams shall be crushed for their insolence...

YGR to nuclear war being declared?

[Atalem]

We have no idea what that is, so nothing.

YGR/R to The Smooze? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw

[Teddy Bear Republic]

We have no idea what that is, so nothing.

YGR/R to The Smooze? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw

Release the Rainbow into it, apparently, according to the Wikipedia plotline. Otherwise, reach higher ground.

YGR/R the Death Star approaching?

[Cruciland]

We have no idea what that is, so nothing.

YGR/R to The Smooze? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw

Release the Rainbow into it, apparently, according to the Wikipedia plotline. Otherwise, reach higher ground.

YGR/R the Death Star approaching?

Depends on if it's on our side or not. If it's friendly or non-hostile, then we let it pass. If it means harm, or is an enemy's weapon, then we will wipe it from the skies. Our ion cannons and photovoltaic masers will immediately annihilate it in a sea of brilliant light pillars.

YGR to a nation declaring war upon you?

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR to a nation declaring war upon you?

Declare war back, and then formulate a strategical plan on what to do - mostly likely call up soldiers to ready for a pre-emptive offensive.

YGR/R major building collapse due to sapient being error in the capital?

[Marcheria]

YGR/R major building collapse due to sapient being error in the capital?

Arrest the perps and try them for negligence, if found guilty they will be sentenced according to the amount of death involved.

YGR/R to Honey Badger not giving a damn about your country?

[Amiatia]

YGR/R to Honey Badger not giving a damn about your country?

We wouldn't care. See how he likes a taste of his own medicine.

YGR/R a science team successfully making a clone of J. Calvin Coolidge?

[Teddy Bear Republic]

YGR/R a science team successfully making a clone of J. Calvin Coolidge?

Why would that concern us? People have the right to believe whatever they want here, no matter whether or not we agree with it. So, no response.

YGR/R the military demanding more funding.