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Monlyth
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Postby Monlyth » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:24 pm

UEG-The Systems Alliance wrote:
Monlyth wrote:We're considering canceling, perhaps even putting a ban on the show, regulating brony activity and illegalize almost everything involving ponies that may encourage bronies to spawn.
Studies made by a few allied nations say the younger children in Monlyth, ages ranging from 2-7 have a lower attention span and slower reaction level, whereas the other kids who don't watch or read about cartoon ponies have a more determined attitude for success in school.
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Yes, don't give a kid a animal to bond with and teach the responsibility, keep them fat with blizzard games and such.

Expect a pet campanion in the real world is much better than a virtual pony, who won't even die when the power goes out. We haven't made a firm stance on this, but we're beginning to think this is best for our people.
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Minroz
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Postby Minroz » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:51 am

New Amerik wrote:Technically, the Holy Technocracy supposes it should not be involved in answering this question at all, seeing as how a show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has never actually appeared within our timeline or universe. However, as we are currently seeing a rise in universes inhabited or partly inhabited by the beings that supposedly exist on such a show, we suppose an official response is in order.

The Holy Technocracy of New Amerik neither condemns nor condones the actions and thoughts of so called "Bronies" - the closest we can concieve of such a term is a being who takes an unnatural interest in Equus ferus sapiens past the level of interest normally taken in a species. However, such a thing would be a fetish, and as the Holy Technocracy does not particularly care what its citizens fetishize as long as it does not lead to harm towards other sapient beings. Within our borders, however, such bronies hardly exist, maybe in the tens at most - as the Holy Technocracy has not yet had any Ponies become citizens of it, the only ones who would even be aware of the species enough to fetishize them at best would be former or current multiversal travelers.

We do not, however, as of yet see a problem regarding them in future. It is natural to have kinks, especially in a nation with over five hundred species where the issue of xenophilia is merely a fact of life, and for a price the Holy Technocracy can help you be with, or simply be, anyone you can possibly imagine...


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Niederschoneweide
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Founded: Mar 31, 2012
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Postby Niederschoneweide » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:57 am

No views on them, because they don't exist here.

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Greater Mackonia
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Postby Greater Mackonia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:57 am

There are no bronies in Mackonia.

The Mackonian Government is convinced MLP: FiM is a ponyist brainwashing device and therefor it is made highly illegal anyone found watching it is taken for psychiatric

examination followed by jail.However even when it was legal there were hardly any "bronies" in Mackonia .
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Postby Tatec » Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:42 am

We don't do anything to them.
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Monoceros
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Postby Monoceros » Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:51 am

The word 'brony' is not in our vocabulary, and this mysterious show that it is related to does not exist in current Monocerian programming. We suspect that this show is some sort of political brainwashing tool and we wouldn't want any brainwashing to occur without our knowledge.
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Garrystan
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Postby Garrystan » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:59 am

All bronies have been vaporized by Dr. Dumeny.

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Inutoland
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Postby Inutoland » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:18 am

Yes, we have brownies in our country. They're viewed as delicious.
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Kyshuri
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Postby Kyshuri » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:27 am

Are there any 'bronies' in your nation?


It is believed that some of the male populace may be these 'bronies'.

If so, how are they viewed and treated?


They are viewed as any ordinary male and treated as any ordinary male.
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Postby Krownsinburg » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:45 am

Alright:If you smart-asses' do the whole "Bronies? Oh you mean brownies!" thing again, I'm going to hunt your ass down and beat you with a fucking spoon.

You aren't funny.

No one is laughing.

If your people are really that stupid, then that's fine. But if your just doing that to get laughs...

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The osean republic
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Postby The osean republic » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:35 am

there is a rumor that the prime minister is a brony. so we treat them as a normal person

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Postby Old Beringia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:36 pm

Krownsinburg wrote:Alright:If you smart-asses' do the whole "Bronies? Oh you mean brownies!" thing again, I'm going to hunt your ass down and beat you with a fucking spoon. You aren't funny. No one is laughing. If your people are really that stupid, then that's fine. But if your just doing that to get laughs.

Calm down and don't worry if no one makes brownies in other nations. It's not as if it's a necessity like bread or water. I'm sure they can all exist without brownies because other pastries exist and the dessert may just go by another name in those countries. The fudgey dessert must be your favorite if you get so antsy when no one knows what a brownie is. So please, calm down and go order a box of supreme fudge chocolate chip brownies from your local 9 and i convenience store; I understand they now deliver baked goods.
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Postby UEG-The Systems Alliance » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:38 pm

Old Beringia wrote:
Krownsinburg wrote:Alright:If you smart-asses' do the whole "Bronies? Oh you mean brownies!" thing again, I'm going to hunt your ass down and beat you with a fucking spoon. You aren't funny. No one is laughing. If your people are really that stupid, then that's fine. But if your just doing that to get laughs.

Calm down and don't worry if no one makes brownies in other nations. It's not as if it's a necessity like bread or water. I'm sure they can all exist without brownies because other pastries exist and the dessert may just go by another name in those countries. The fudgey dessert must be your favorite if you get so antsy when no one knows what a brownie is. So please, calm down and go order a box of supreme fudge chocolate chip brownies from your local 9 and i convenience store; I understand they now deliver baked goods.

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Old Beringia wrote:Calm down and don't worry if no one makes brownies in other nations. It's not as if it's a necessity like bread or water. I'm sure they can all exist without brownies because other pastries exist and the dessert may just go by another name in those countries. The fudgey dessert must be your favorite if you get so antsy when no one knows what a brownie is. So please, calm down and go order a box of supreme fudge chocolate chip brownies from your local 9 and i convenience store; I understand they now deliver baked goods.

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Postby Duzels » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:54 am

Since the empire's founding bronies have had full control of affairs or so it seems.

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Verstecktdorf
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Postby Verstecktdorf » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:06 am

The show wasn't approved by our Televised Programmes Bureau, and most horses and ponies seem to have been found dead lately. And the local wild Boar population seems to be gaining weight somehow...
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Postby Hemmia » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:17 am

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Thurask
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Postby Thurask » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:23 am

We don't seem to notice any show along those lines airing in Thurask, no.
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The UPOBZ
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Postby The UPOBZ » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:44 am

There may be Bronies here. But we don't care about what people watch.Therefore We never did a study for MLP FIM fans.
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Hibernicus
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Postby Hibernicus » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:39 am

Bronies? Oh please. The only ponies in Hibernicus are the ones that are ridden.
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Dholnastan
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Postby Dholnastan » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:55 am

Bronies are cool here, dudes. While a little unorthodox in their method, they're still spreading the same fundamental message that the Sultan is: love and tolerate.

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Postby Sauritican » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:23 am

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Yoichik
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Postby Yoichik » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:55 pm

Everyone is one, including our leader.

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Muscularia
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Postby Muscularia » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:00 pm

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Kingdom Kitty
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Postby Kingdom Kitty » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:08 pm

We are against them, because one of our enemies, Yoichik, is a nation full of them.
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Postby Chinese Regions » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:12 pm

That show is nearly 20 years old in our time.
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