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Vorond
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Founded: Feb 15, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Vorond » Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:13 pm

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The reaction of our People's Commissar for Education and Cultural Devedlopment
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Herminia
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Founded: Jul 22, 2009
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Postby Herminia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:55 pm

The My Little Pony show is banned for spreading a message that threatens to undermine the teachings of National Socialism and brainwash little girls into not accepting the values that are ideal to helping the Aryan Race assert its dominance over the Earth.

Therefore, all fans of this show are hunted down mercilessly by the Gestapo and many are publicly beaten to death or shot in public by the SA and SS respectfully. The only so-called "Bronies" are in hiding along with other persecuted individuals dedicated to seeing the end of the totalitarian Nazi government.

Any Ponies found within the Reich are immediately put to work as hard labor along with the other Nichtmenschen and subhuman races spared from outright extermination.
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TurtleShroom
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Founded: Oct 13, 2009
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Postby TurtleShroom » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:00 pm

Victorious Decepticons wrote:"Friendship is Magic??" "Cutie Marks?" Come on.

^ IC: Ah, so someone else hates the butt decals, too... I never thought TS would agree with VD.









Average TurtleShroomian reaction, pre-Dark Harvest...
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Average TurtleShroomian reaction AFTER the Dark Harvest...
Bronies? BRONIES? ALLIES WITH THE DEVIL HORSES?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

STAY BACK! I KNOW YOU'RE WITH C'TAN! YOU WANT A CASUS BELLI TO BEAT THE PATOOIE OUT OF US FOR THE SECOND TIME! WE EXPORTED ALL THE HORSES! I SWEAR!

{insert continuing panic/incoherent rants here}






The bitter despisal for sentient ponies in TurtleShroom holds no bounds, especially since they were almost the literal downfall of our nation and used as a casus belli for an invading force to beat the crap out of us and nearly, very nearly, raze us to the ground and salt the leftover ashes our fields.

Also, all ponies found in TurtleShroom will be thrown back over the border. No exceptions, because those international Pony Bureaucrats are watching for us to slip up...

The MLPFIM show is banned for obvious reasons.
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Urmanian
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Postby Urmanian » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:05 pm

The Herd doesn't really have any bronies, nor are its residents familiar with the term. The Friendship is Magic show here is simply a rather popular documentary but it doesn't really have any major fanbase. Though probably we do have a few creepy pony-obsessed humans here somewhere.
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Legokiller
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Founded: Jan 21, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Legokiller » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:11 pm

Most of the non-pony population is bronies, which label Legokiller "Brony Heaven", with 5.8% of them open admitted to worship Ponyism with praises the almighty Princess Celestia.
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Silver Luna Enchantment
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Founded: Mar 04, 2012
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Postby Silver Luna Enchantment » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:19 pm

Our nation was founded by bronies who worship Princess Luna. As well, half of our residents are anthropomorphic ponies.

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Magical Equestria
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Founded: Nov 04, 2010
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Postby Magical Equestria » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:29 pm

They're considered frightening monsters who terrorize our subjects. Therefore by Royal decree any that are found are banished to the Everfree Forest.

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ForgeWorld
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Founded: Mar 26, 2012
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Postby ForgeWorld » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:54 pm

If we are correct dimension #461 was completely inhabited by bronies, before it was destroyed for their leaders absolute incompetence. There are a few in other dimensions, but we do not keep track of living members of the population.
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UEG-The Systems Alliance
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Founded: Mar 21, 2012
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Postby UEG-The Systems Alliance » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:59 pm

ForgeWorld wrote:If we are correct dimension #461 was completely inhabited by bronies, before it was destroyed for their leaders absolute incompetence. There are a few in other dimensions, but we do not keep track of living members of the population.

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Chainsaw Travelers
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Founded: Dec 22, 2010
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Postby Chainsaw Travelers » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:10 pm

Bronies/Ponies are banned in the USCR.
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YellowApple
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Postby YellowApple » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:06 pm

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Zathganastan
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Founded: Aug 22, 2009
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Postby Zathganastan » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:45 pm

So long as they don't do anything that requires the police to show up Bronies (And just about everyone else) can do what ever the hell they like here.In the Allied states we adopted a saying when it comes to strange but not illegal behavior or groups.
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The solarian leauge
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Founded: Oct 02, 2010
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Postby The solarian leauge » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:19 pm

Like a chocolate browny? :blink:

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Vallermoore
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Founded: Mar 27, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vallermoore » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:26 pm

Tolarated and encouraged as are ponies.
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Dagnia
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Postby Dagnia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:52 pm

They are not banned. While they were initially met with revulsion, we have learned to accept them.
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Flared
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Founded: Jul 19, 2011
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Postby Flared » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:57 pm

Bronyism is allowed although not heavily practice due to the unpopularity of the show, and the non-existence of unicorns.
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Cu Math
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Founded: Mar 12, 2012
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Postby Cu Math » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:01 pm

We sacrificed all the ponies..........and many of the people who enjoyed that show who arrived in the country not realizing we do not have television. the only entertainment is the daily communal sacrifice pit. And mindless, repetitive chants.
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New Amerik
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby New Amerik » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:19 pm

Technically, the Holy Technocracy supposes it should not be involved in answering this question at all, seeing as how a show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has never actually appeared within our timeline or universe. However, as we are currently seeing a rise in universes inhabited or partly inhabited by the beings that supposedly exist on such a show, we suppose an official response is in order.

The Holy Technocracy of New Amerik neither condemns nor condones the actions and thoughts of so called "Bronies" - the closest we can concieve of such a term is a being who takes an unnatural interest in Equus ferus sapiens past the level of interest normally taken in a species. However, such a thing would be a fetish, and as the Holy Technocracy does not particularly care what its citizens fetishize as long as it does not lead to harm towards other sapient beings. Within our borders, however, such bronies hardly exist, maybe in the tens at most - as the Holy Technocracy has not yet had any Ponies become citizens of it, the only ones who would even be aware of the species enough to fetishize them at best would be former or current multiversal travelers.

We do not, however, as of yet see a problem regarding them in future. It is natural to have kinks, especially in a nation with over five hundred species where the issue of xenophilia is merely a fact of life, and for a price the Holy Technocracy can help you be with, or simply be, anyone you can possibly imagine...
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The Catepanate
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Founded: Dec 15, 2010
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Postby The Catepanate » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:27 pm

They're tolerated.
But most people stay far from them.
As it should be,anyway.
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Socialdemokraterne
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Postby Socialdemokraterne » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:34 pm

When I asked the Prime Minister what her position was on "Bronies", she only responded by tilting her head slightly to the left and looking at me with eyes which screamed "why are you wasting my time with this crap?".

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Ko-oren
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ko-oren » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:19 am

Bronies as far as the eye can see.
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Teddy Bear Republic
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Postby Teddy Bear Republic » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:52 am

There are only 5 brony citizens in the TBRE (due to our small population), but a good number of them visit as tourists. They are treated the same as everybody else - with respect and compassion.
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Postby Krownsinburg » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:21 am

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Cameroi
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Postby Cameroi » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:29 am

they tend to be eaten. oh wait, i thought you said broWnies. you mean those kind of semi-horse looking people, who use telekenises instead of the handpaws they don't have?

hmmm. well we don't encourage the consumptions of sapient species.
well like anybody else if they don't make any more of an annoyance of themselves then anyone else.

we do have non-sapient unigassis. they are the principal prey of swarms of kitterflys.
i suppose they would have to be careful not to be mistaken for them by the kitterflys, who have no interets in lunching on the rest of us.

being telekenetic and all, they probably deal with this somehow, if there are any. maybe our lion-bears would help defend them if there were.
i really don't know. i haven't personally heard of there being any.

i mean i'm sure they'd be accepted by sapient cameroi if there were. i'm just not aware of "bronies" as they are sometimes called, living on lananara. i'm pretty sure nothing like them has ever been indiginous here.
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Misthurst
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Founded: Mar 19, 2011
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Postby Misthurst » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:07 am

Do you have Bronies in your country?

Don't know, don't care.
Players who complain about the inexperience of newcomers, but will only take part in an RP if it is closed, are a HUGE part of the problem they are complaining about.

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