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Vorond
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Postby Vorond » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:59 am

An (usually overflowing) ashtray, a desk pad and a metal beaker holding various writing implements. Also present are two scrambler-telephones, one leading to the central secretariat, the other to the general staff. Usually the desk is cluttered with files, as his excellency is a busy man, and of course it holds a lamp. Rumor has it that the Chairman keeps a loaded pistol in the desk, but nobody has ever seen it. The whole thing is made of solid oak, the desktop measuring 2,5m x 1,4m.
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Postby Kington Langley » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:02 am

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Postby Cameroi » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:03 am

the council chamber is a round table with monitors, keyboards and psi-link bands.

each individual member's office of course reflects their personal taste.
in general i would say switches, pushbuttons, monitor, note pad, plushies. sometimes a sketchbook too.
and of course tons of printed reference material, in addition to what is on their computers.

live cameroi lion-bears have been known to on occasion, though they are only seen by those they wish to allow seeing them.

other lananaran life forms have been known to accompany individual low persons from time to time.
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and song lizards have been known to perch on the windowsills of others.

animatronic artificial intelligence plushies are not entirely unknown either.
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Timothistan
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What items sit upon your leaders desk?

Postby Timothistan » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:06 am

A picture of himself when he finished basic training, a pictureof his family, a souvanir revolver from the good old days, a computer, several pieces of paper, pens, a mug of coffee, and a bottle of vodka when to coffee isnt strong enough

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Postby The Capitalist State of America » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:06 am

A Lenovo Thinkpad L512, a wireless mouse, a M1911, and a coffee mug. Also is a desk lamp, a pad on the desk, and a picture of him as a Lieutenant.
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Aperonia
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Postby Aperonia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:08 am

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Starlightia
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Postby Starlightia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:08 am

On Luma's Desk there is a giant notepad in the middle, perfect for his random ramblings. There also sits a name plate(obviously), and in the corner of his desk, bolted and welded to it, is a picture of him and Marle, his dead wife. Next to it is a notepad with different failed formulas to bring the dead back. on the side, bolted to it, is a sheath for his blade. on the other side, also bolted to it, is a holister for his gun.


(sup people, Luma's Creator here. As you can see, Luma REALLY wants to make sure his stuff isnt stolen, so he ALWAYS bolts it down, or welds it down. on occasion, he does both.)
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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:10 am

A Kalashinkov assault rifle, his two ceremonial Shin Gunto, a set of ten nuclear hand grenades, a red button under his desk to active the automated nuclear mutually assured destruction protocol, a portrait of his wives, a picture of an intercontinental ballistic missile, a plutonium bullion with his name engraved on it, in addition to a powerful over-clocked super-computer. A picture of himself as an army commander is also included, whilst a stack of top secret classified documents stand in a corner containing information on the state's secret weapons...
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Postby New Mahahus » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:10 am

A large pile heroin, a computer (moniter broken) and one of those dancing solar-powered toy flowers.
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Shlovakia
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Postby Shlovakia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:11 am

A fishing rod with a nice salmon strewn across the deskboard with a cleaver in it :)
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Lootie
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Postby Lootie » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:14 am

What's a desk?

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Postby Radiatia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:20 am

His laptop, his CCD (Cellular Communications Device - Radiatia's version of a smartphone), a book of sudoku, a chessboard and (for some reason) a collection Dragonball Z action figures.

In the drawer he keeps a gun and a bottle of vodka, along with important files and letterheads.
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Postby Lahuland » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:43 am

In the desk drawer (locked or carried out):
1. Pens, pencils, and other stationery.
2. A newspaper.
3. A passbook.
4. A wallet with money and cards inside.
5. Documents.
6. A pistol.
7. A crown.
8. A private cellphone.
On the table:
1. A laptop.
1. A telephone.
2. A flag of Lahuland.
3. A picture of the king's family (the king, his wife, his sons, and his daughter).
4. A table calendar.
5. A glass of water.
In the room:
1. Books in a bookcase.
2. A Printer.
3. A map of Lahuland.
4. A map of 10000 Islands.
5. A map of the NS World.
6. National flags of the friendly countries on the bookcase.
7. Nude pictures of hot girls.
8. A TV Plasma with a VCD player.
9. VCDs.
10. A wardrobe.
11. Pictures of the King and the last Kings.
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Postby Itanica » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:52 am

A powerful gaming computer with the Premier's favourite games installed
Several dossiers
An ISCS-10 carbine with 10 magazines
A phone that when picked up will dial all military bases in Itanica, setting up a conference call.
An MP-443 handgun with 10 magazines
His blackberry
A special keyboard hooked up to all the missile silos and vehicle mounted ICBMs. When the correct code is entered and the red button pressed, the Premier can launch any amount of nuclear weapons to anywhere.
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Postby Maraque » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:55 am

A bloody machete, a dirty bowl with macaroni & cheese remnants inside, a coloring book, a box of crayons, a half empty six pack of beer, a broken computer monitor, a list of people he wishes to throw out of a window that week, and three bobble heads of Dictator-President Hal Newton, Queen Sophia, and President Mapleoir.

In the drawers he has piles of years of burned schedules.

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Cruciland
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Postby Cruciland » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:31 am

Desk? No no no no NO. Emperor WWhiteSShadow has a THRONE. There's nothing there but a secret compartment full of [CONTENT DELETED]
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Frenadrix
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Postby Frenadrix » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:49 am

Atheron Fren currently keeps these items on his desk:

Elegant Pen
A bowl of 2-Preon coins (They are the rarest circulated in Frenadrix)
Radio
The Frenadrix Motto “If you can't do it, we will.” on a wood frame with Atheron Fren's Photo.
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Esperantigxiujo
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Postby Esperantigxiujo » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:10 am

]The desk itself is white with a removal glass top that allows you to put information and photos in it
A laptop
Large Esperantiĝiujo flag on the wall behind the desk
folders and dossiers containing the days work
pictures of her family and brother
Under the removal glass there is a map of the nation.
There is generally a mug of coffee or tea or a bottle of water

Both the Prezidantino and the Ĉefministrino have the same desk with similar layouts

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Postby Helcasia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:15 am

Which desk?

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Postby Yes Im Biop » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:20 am

A PC, soem mechanical pencils as well as a sketch book, a Direct line to Jason Cloud's office in CC HQ. He also has a Collection of knives under the top which is transparent. He has a 13mm Pistol on his desk alwayse loaded
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Postby District 13 » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:20 am

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Postby Akaterinha » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:21 am

The Empress does not possess a desk as she simply handles matters that demand her attention wherever she is.

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Postby Allied States of Demokratia » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:22 am

a 5 screen dedicated secure communications system,
yellow legal pad,
series of pens,
"the button",
tablet (windows of course) that controls entire office,
and charging ports for the 5 smart phones I carry...
Drop the guns and rhetoric.
Grab a beer and some nachos...
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Postby Lancov » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:40 am

A computer, control box with buttons that do various things or summon various people, pen set, blank papers, cigar box, pipe and tobacco, coffee mug (World's #1 Leader!), framed photo of his deceased wife, telegrams, a mysterious sealed envelope containing a single CD-ROM marked CLASSIFIED, yesterday's paper, a spider he is training to perform circus tricks and, of course, the Red Phone.
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Haydn
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Postby Haydn » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:46 am

A laptop
Paperwork
4 Haydanian flags (2 on the desk, 2 behind him)
Tea
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