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What is the stereotypical person your nation?

Postby Sovieticanas » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:09 pm

It's a straight question really, What is the stereotypical Person in your nation?

In the People's Republic of Sovieticanas, the stereotypical Adult Male is a well educated, sharply dressed salsa dancer, with the stench of Rum and Tobacco, and has a scar from his compulsory 2 2 year military service, who often sleeps with foreign tourists even though he has a family of his own. He is 5 feet, 9 inches, tan, has a fit but not muscular body, tan, and dressed in a black blazer with a white Fedora and has a Cigar in his mouth.

The stereotypical adult female is a very beautiful, lively, and nagging housewife, who has at least two children who wants to do something with her life, and usually has a cup of wine in her hand. She is 5 feet, 4 inches, has large breasts, a big butt, tan body, dressed in white, and has long blonde hair with blue eyes.
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Postby Valkmar » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:16 pm

Sovieticanas wrote:It's a straight question really, What is the stereotypical Person in your nation?

In the People's Republic of Sovieticanas, the stereotypical Adult Male is a well educated, sharply dressed salsa dancer, with the stench of Rum and Tobacco, and has a scar from his compulsory 2 2 year military service, who often sleeps with foreign tourists even though he has a family of his own. He is 5 feet, 9 inches, tan, has a fit but not muscular body, tan, and dressed in a black blazer with a white Fedora and has a Cigar in his mouth.

The stereotypical adult female is a very beautiful, lively, and nagging housewife, who has at least two children who wants to do something with her life, and usually has a cup of wine in her hand. She is 5 feet, 4 inches, has large breasts, a big butt, tan body, dressed in white, and has long blonde hair with blue eyes.

Your women are insanely perfect.

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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:23 pm

A stereotypical raptor is a sopisticated cultured vicious genocidal psychopath. That is only 80% true.

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Postby Sovieticanas » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:24 pm

Valkmar wrote:
Sovieticanas wrote:It's a straight question really, What is the stereotypical Person in your nation?

In the People's Republic of Sovieticanas, the stereotypical Adult Male is a well educated, sharply dressed salsa dancer, with the stench of Rum and Tobacco, and has a scar from his compulsory 2 2 year military service, who often sleeps with foreign tourists even though he has a family of his own. He is 5 feet, 9 inches, tan, has a fit but not muscular body, tan, and dressed in a black blazer with a white Fedora and has a Cigar in his mouth.

The stereotypical adult female is a very beautiful, lively, and nagging housewife, who has at least two children who wants to do something with her life, and usually has a cup of wine in her hand. She is 5 feet, 4 inches, has large breasts, a big butt, tan body, dressed in white, and has long blonde hair with blue eyes.

Your women are insanely perfect.

Valkmars males, are usually pale, large, strong, many intelligent, Females are smaller, pale, have generally large breasts, nice butt.


Well she is always nagging and mid drunk, so I wouldn't say she's perfect.
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Postby Wellboneland » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:29 pm

Males are loudmouthed skinny nerdy teens who always DDoS the Saurasian website.
Females are blonde women with nice titties and are forced to stay in the "Goddamn fucking kitchen" by their husbands.
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Postby Zelon » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:34 pm

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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:35 pm

According to stereotypes, Macropodines...
* Constantly say "G'day, mate."
* Don't know how to pronounce their l's right and just go with a w instead.
* Are Red Kangaroos (As if the other species don't exist...we blame Kangaroo Jack.
* Are overly fond of nature
* Like beer
* Are nearly always stoned
* Say they're buddhists but don't care about religion anyway
* Love (association) football
* Think Asians are annoying
* Are extremely afraid of dogs
* Have pouches (even males...because people usually fail at biology...males DON'T have pouches, damnit!)
* Like to cook grass
* Like to bake grass
* Like to grill grass
* Simply like grass
* Are overly proud of their culture
* Are addicted to swing music
* Are adrenaline junkies

And then we've got species-specific stereotypes as well, usually, foreigners don't know these, they are mostly used by the other kangaroo species in the FKR

Eastern Grey Kangaroos...
* Are all homosexual or female
* Are scared of everything
* Are diplomatic pussies

Red kangaroos...
* Are lazy
* Are criminals
* Are generally working class idiots who all speak with a horrible cockney accent
* Like to sleep in recreational areas

Antilopine kangaroos...
* Are actually just wallabies
* Suffer from napoleon complex
* Are nazis
* Enjoy barbequeing red kangaroos

Western Grey kangaroos...
* Live in tree houses
* Are generally entirely forgotten about
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Postby Unicario » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:41 pm

The stereotypical Unicarion man:

A moderately tall Asiatic man (5'7'') who is very well qualified in all forms of education and is a master of all Unicarion languages. He is also a master of communist doctrine. Have moderate muscle. Short dark hair and slight facial hair.

Stereotypical Unicarion woman:

Amazonian-class Asian women (6'0'') who has D-cup breasts, with dark or light hair at least 10'' in length. They have very defined curves and are masters of martial arts. Like men, they are extremely bright and are masters of communist doctrine.
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Postby Kel-Elysia » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:53 pm

These stereotypes apply to ethnic Kel-Elysians around the ages of 18-30 only. For stereotypes pertaining to Korean, Japanese and British colonials, just Google it if you're curious.

Appearance:
Tall, skinny. Has narrow, sometimes slanted eyes similar to those of most other East Asians, white skin, a sharp, long nose and a long, narrow face.

Men:
-Skinny, slightly feminine looking. Checks his fairly long hair way too often.
-Constantly smokes cigarettes. Bonus points if he chews strong mint gum at the same time.
-Spends his days working at an arms factory, spends his nights at a club or trolling websites.
-Spends a good deal of his money on expensive, designer-brand clothes.
-Is fond of four-letter words, and has rather bad luck to coincide with his foul mouth.
-Can't take a joke and responds to negative racial stereotypes with a fist to the face.
-Is hopelessly racist towards Arabs, and has participated in lynching more than one communist, socialist or "anthro-hugger."
-Drives recklessly in the extreme. Speeds through 25 mph zones at 60 mph blaring rap music from an expensive stereo system, full volume, full bass. Always drives while drinking a can containing something that a policeman might not be to happy about.
-Is, has been, or will be in the military, probably the Imperial Guard.
-Flips the bird to another driver at least ten times a day.

Women:
-Skinny and beautiful, but not very wholesome and rather prude.
-Loudmouthed and stubborn.
-When in the military, works in a support unit (any branch), as a pilot (Guard Air Corps) or as a tank crew member (Imperial Guard.)
-Responds to jokes directed at themselves with a slap to the face.
-Is always exactly ten seconds late for work.
-Drives less recklessly than males, but are always doing at least six different things while driving.
-Constantly smokes and chews at least two packs of gum a day.
-Blasts pop music on a stereo system at full volume while driving or while doing anything in general.
-When not near a stereo, constantly listens to music on an iPod.
-Is very fond of the phrase "stuff it" or other similar idioms, as well as swear words. Does not have bad luck to match foul mouth.
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Postby Acerbic » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:55 pm

The stereotypical Acerbican is a male who is bisexual, has various kinks and fetishes, is a complete sadist, has red cybernetic implants, and a complete and utter obsession with robotics, cyborgs, and the technologically fueled evolution of the human race. They are often thought to have a fanatical devotion to cybernetics and evolution similar to a Jihadist's obsession with Allah or a Soviet Commissar's obsession with Communism. They are usually seen as atheist or not really interested anyway, and as viewing all non-Acerbic lives as worth far less than an Acerbican. One Commander is quoted as saying "One Acerbican is worthy hundreds of unevolved swine. After all, we live a few hundered times as long." They are also seen as really disliking Steampunk technologies.
Females are the same, including being pictured as having the implants, except female and are often thought of as a little less obviously sadistic, but still taking pleasure in pain like the males. They are also usually seen as better at economic micromanagement and production, whereas males are seen as better at tactical combat and maneuvers.

Civvies vs Military stereotypes are also common.
Most Acerbic civilians are viewed as mindless sheep that get in the way, whereas most Acerbic Commanders are seen as cunning and ruthless tacticians. Some truth is in this, as Commanders have had their senses and reflexes increased to the highest levels possible while civilians usually opt out of these Efficiency Mods.

The non-Commander parts of the military also have their own stereotypes.
The common Army soldier is viewed as worried about his increasingly less vital role in war thanks to the creation of bots smaller than humans but still able to fight.
The common Navy soldier is viewed as far less worried about being replaced by robots and more worried about simply becoming obsolete, as wet navies are far less useful now that we have heavy lift aircraft that can travel around the average Earth-sized planet three times without running out of fuel.
The common Air Force soldier is already outdated, and have been replaced by unmanned aircraft and Commanders.
The common Special Forces soldier is seen as being perfectly fine with everything, as we cannot replace infiltrators and assassins due to the lack of imagination in robots.

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Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:59 pm

OOC: You people are way too sexy. Time to kill the mood with averageness.

-The stereotypical man has thick glasses.
-He has skin that is somewhat brown, he has dark eyes, has black hair, he looks latinoamerican.
-He has an average height of 163 centimeters, but he's bigger down there.
-He wears a business-suit or dirty grease-ridden factory clothing.
-He isn't muscular or fit, but he isn't wimpy.
-He's not stupid but he's not smart
-He buys the newspaper to see the drawn animations
-He rides an old BC mini or uses public transportation
-He is an agnostic
-He spends his time working as a bureaucrat in an office and he does this for several decades until he dies, due to this reason, he believes his life sucks so he drinks until he's senseless while his drunk bosses kick his ass for fun.
-He passes out in the metro system, where he cries like an infant because his parents repatedly forgot about him.
-When he goes home, where a wife may or may not be waiting, if so they co-exist.
-If they have a child, it's socially inept just like him, he pampers the child because of his childhood experiences.

-The stereotypical woman(?) is 155-160 centimeters tall.
-She has dark hair, dark eyes. She has an average breast size, and if not then she's flatter than a plateau. Same thing goes for the butt.
-She has legs because they're long enough to reach down to the floor.
-She looks suspiciously underage.
-She' has an average IQ score.
-She's a commonwealth mail-sent love-bride or she was married in an arranged marriage involving a very, very, very depraved matchmaker.
-She's an atheist.
-She sometimes dresses up like a naughty schoolgirl to attempt to please her depressive husband.
-Weather she sits at home or goes to work, her life is parallel to that of the man...so she also considers herself to be a failure, but she actually enjoys her life.
-She attempts to raise her socially inept otaku child but social ineptitude and/or delinquency run in the family.
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Postby The Rhyce Legacy » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:05 pm

Usually 6'5 sized men with a medium build that are skilled with firearms and tactics. Since most men enlisted into the RHC (Our military) already, they usually wear their uniforms while out in public. And he has a great sense of humor, and might just be a little paranoid.

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Postby Social » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:12 pm

Socialian Woman stereotypical person is a:
Meduim to big Breast
Over-Powering
Blondish Brunette
Dominate over males
Usually wearing a swan bracelet
Goes to a private school
Might have muscles
Leaves the MAN to cook...

Socialian Males:
Scared of woman
Stay at home-Dad
Scared of mostly everything
Big Baby Drama-King
Stupid
No mucles
Cooks
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Postby Frayham » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:32 pm

the average Frayhamian is 22 feet tall with huge bulging muscles, humungous fists of fury with grenade launchers coming out of the forearms, eyes that shoot deadly lazers, knock out gas breath (date rape is very common in Frayham) and a flamethrower in the forehead
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Postby Frayham » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:34 pm

Social wrote:No mucles
Cooks

how does he lift the frying pan?
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Postby 1000 Cats » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:39 pm

To most individuals and places we interact with outside of our world and reality, ideas of who we are don't usually go much further than, "Holy shit a talking cat; what a strange dream I just had." We do, however, have lots of stereotypes about each other:

Cŷ: The "default". We're sort of everywhere, and the name of our culture is even very similar to the word for "cat". We're usually seen as pretty stuck up but unable to deliver. We're highly individual in comparison to most others, and are often seen as somewhat eccentric and/or inebriated, as many of the most prolific dreamers and àrüe (philosophers, prophets, entertainers) are Cŷ. We're also the most various in the way we look and our lifestyles, being found almost all over the world, but due to genetics and lifestyle we're not as big as some other cultures, leading a lot of cats to consider us to be sort of the wanna-bes of the world. Other cultures are happy to allow the Cŷ their rather presumptuous self-title, as it allows them to differentiate themselves from our pervasive vanilla culture.

Nhx: Loud, racist, deceitful, and not terribly bright. Despite what I've said above, many Nhx believe that they are the original cats in the world, and the most pure genetically: this is the reason that despite being, as most other cultures are, in close contact with the Cŷ, they have remained very much their own people both genetically and culturally. Nhx are said by non-Nhx to be very talkative, and a common joke is around their pronunciation of a certain sound in our shared language: it sounds like they're belching with an upset stomach. This is actually true, and is due to their "pure" (hurr hurr) articulators in their throat. Speaking of silly notions, there are also pockets of Nhx that take their ideas of entitlement to the level of genocide, so while we may joke about them, and those jokes may even be nothing short of the truth, they are still the majority in most places they live (since they tend to live in loose pockets; if you find a lone Nhx, chances are it is because he was cast out, and they'll never be female because they're also insatiable womanizers, or so it's said) and they are dangerous, so any sort of fun had at their expense is always marred by the lingering realization that you probably know someone who has been affected by an attack from one of these murderous groups.

Kèc: Kèc are fucking scary. They're big, they come in all sorts of colours, they travel alone and who knows how they actually get to know each other, and they have some very strange ways. They're sort of all over the world too, but just in different parts than we are. They don't mingle with other races, sometimes because they can't and don't want to, sometimes because we're scared shitless by them, but usually both. When they talk, they tend to be understandable by whatever the local dialect is, but they do it... much... more... slowly. If anything, this makes meeting one even more terrifying. There are stories of some religious fanatics who are Kèc: the only form of organization they might have, and - again, so it's said - they even sometimes sacrifice cats to their gods whom no one has ever seen or heard of. In the rare places that Kèc and other cultures actually do live in the same area, the Kèc invariably run the joint. They don't need to do anything but exist; we just stay the hell out of their way, and hope that they let us. None of these are really stereotypes: they're the truths that we know. Anything else is just story: they are a mystery wrapped in an enigma, and to be honest, I like it that way.

Zˑyî:: The opposite of the Kèc. Small, clustered in large groups, relegated to a single continent, and nothing but laughs whenever we talk about them. We say they all look exactly the same - brown and white. We say their kittens are choke cherries with legs. We say they can be seen leaping from tree branches hoping to fly like birds. We say they are weak, impotent imbeciles. Sometimes, we say that there are two Zˑyî: called "Penis-Spine" and "A Little Too Small". Stories about them are predictably vulgar and would send any Zˑyî: present into a fit of tears and embarrassment if ever they came out of their little communes to associate with the pockets of Cŷ that live in their areas. Come to think of it, that's probably why they don't. We do sometimes hear them, though, and you can always tell when you hear them talking because they have almost a completely different language, and they whistle. It's hilarious! When they say their name, it's like, "Zˑy-REALLY LONG HIGH WHISTLING NOISE LIKE A FRIGHTENED BIRD!" That's why we say they want to be birds. Seriously, these guys exist so that we can make fun of them.

North ZˑyÎ:: They belong in a category of their own, because they branch out further and have a different lifestyle due to the land they live in. They don't intermingle with anyone really at all, but if you're up there, even though they're tiny and they whistle and other silly things like that, they're somehow very impressive. They live in even larger groups, and unlike their more southern neighbors they have quite a bit of dignity to them. If maybe you weren't starving in the tundra and could muster up the courage to make fun of the way they talk or something, they would probably just look at you, look at each other, and then vanish like a drift of snow in the midnight sun. Unlike the ZˑyÎ:, they're all white and truly indistinguishable in the snow, even smaller, and are always on the move. They're also said to be very wise; even though there has never been a traveling àrüe of their culture, any cat wanting to move between hemispheres needs to cross into their territory. It's said sometimes that this is where some of these philosophers get their most profound wisdom and stories to tell.
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Average Saurisian Male:

Possesses a bodybuilder-type physique
Towers over average Human
Aggressive
Bad-tempered
Loves alcohol
Obsessed with females
Very, very horny
Always carries guns around
Loves violence
Is always Reptilian
Loves capitalism
Loathes Communism, Nazism, and Human Supremacist thought
Always makes fun of Socialism and Marxism
Is obsessed with weapons and the military
Loves lording over the puny inferior Humans

Average Saurisian Female:

Usually stays at home to look after the hatchlings/kids
Towers over average Human
Possesses a somewhat violent temper, though not as bad as that of the males
Is attractive by the standards of her kind
Is always Reptilian
Obsessed with males
Enjoys manipulating males
Always carries a gun or two wherever she goes
Is obsessed with weapons and the military
Loves capitalism
Loathes Communism, Nazism, and Human Supremacist thought
Always makes fun of Socialism and Marxism
Loves lording over the puny inferior Humans
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Postby Underdark illithids » Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:30 am

Illithids have a basically humanoid body, but their head is octopus-like. They have four tentacles around a lamprey-like mouth, and require the brains of sentient creatures as part of their diet. An illithid who snares a living creature in all four of its tentacles can extract and devour its living brain. Their eyes are pale white, and they can see perfectly well in both darkness and light. Their sense of hearing is slightly poorer than a human's; they have difficulty distinguishing between several sounds mixed together. Their skin is purplish blue to gray-green and covered in mucus, and is very sensitive to sunlight. Though sunlight does not actually harm them, they loathe it with incredible ferocity.

One of the most feared powers is the dreaded Mind Blast "well, we like to think it's dreaded", where the illithid emits a cone-shaped psionic shockwave with its mind in order to incapacitate any creature for a short amount of time. Illithids also have other psionic powers, generally telepathic in nature, although their exact effect varieds between Illithids. Other powers include a very weak defensive psionic shield and powers of psionic domination for controlling the minds of others.

An illithid city is ruled by a creature called an Elder Brain which lives in a pool of cerebral fluid in the city's center. When an illithid dies its brain is extracted and taken to the pool. Illithids believe that when they die their personality is incorporated into the Elder Brain, but this is not the case. When the brain of an illithid is added to the Elder Brain, the memories, thoughts and experiences are consumed and added to the sum of the whole, but all else is lost. This fact is a closely guarded secret of the Elder Brains, since all illithid aspire to a form of immortality through this merging process. An extremely ancient Elder Brain is called a God-Brain because its psionic powers are almost limitless.

Since the Elder Brain contains the essence of every illithid that died in its community, it functions in part as a vast library of knowledge that a mind flayer can call upon with a simple telepathic call. The Elder Brain in turn can communicate telepathically with anyone in its community, issuing orders and ensuring everyone conforms.

Illithids generally frown upon magic, preferring their natural psionic ability. Psionic potential is an integral part of the illithid identity, and the Elder Brain cannot absorb the magical powers of an illithid mage when it dies. They tolerate a limited study of wizardry, if only to better understand the powers employed by their enemies. However, an illithid who goes too far and neglects his psionic development in favor of wizardry risks becoming an outcast. Denied the possibility of ever merging with the Elder Brain, such outcasts often seek their own immortality through undeath, becoming alhoons.

Illithids typically communicate through psychic means. They project thoughts and feelings to each other in a way non-illithids can scarcely comprehend. When they do feel the need to write, they do so in "qualith." Instead of typical alphabet-based writing, illithids write in qualith by making marks consisting of four broken lines. They use each tentacle to feel the breaks in the lines, making it basically similar to braille. However, qualith is extremely complex, as each line modifies the preceding lines through explaining abstract concepts associated with the above words in ways no human can understand; only by understanding all four lines simultaneously can the meaning be understood properly.

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Postby Rupudska » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:32 pm

Stereotypical Karlsland male:

-Fairly skinny, but not toothpick-skinny
-Pale skin
-Brownish hair
-LOVES beer
-Facial hair ranges from mild to GLORIOUS
-Loves beer.
-Drives a midsize sedan, normally used
-Somewhat skilled with magic, but is normally a complete klutz when it comes to magic.
-Loves beer.
-A reserved driver
-Still a speed demon, though
-Prefers trains to flying
-Has rode on a broomstick with his girlfriend/wife at least once
-Always on time, gets angry if someone is more than 2 minutes late. Really.
-If they are a tengu, they'll come looking for you after about 10 minutes.
-Loves beer.
-Usually either a member of the Imperial Protestant Church or a Hindu.
-Prefers monarchies to democracies
-Loathes fascism and speciesism

Stereotypical Karlsland female:

-Pale-ish skin, either brown or blonde hair and either blue-gray or reddish eyes.
-Either has above-average breasts or none at all.
-Same goes for the butt.
-Generally doesn't shave her unmentionable regions
-Loves beer
-Usually stronger physically than their male counterparts, although not by much
-Typically listens to Liberian or Brittanian music
-Is a literature snob
-Loves beer
-Likes to watch mysteries or thrillers
-Has a broom license, Striker license, a pilot's licence, or all three
-Has crashed a Striker before. Often multiple times
-Loves guns and weapons
-Loves beer
-Skilled with magic
-Reckless driver
-Vicious when angry
-Loves beer
-Somewhat promiscuous
-Always on time, gets angry if someone is more than 2 minutes late. Really.
-If they are a tengu, they'll come looking for you after about 10 minutes.
-Usually either a member of the Imperial Protestant Church or a Hindu.
-Prefers monarchies to democracies
-Loathes fascism and speciesism
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
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seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
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Greater Mackonia
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Postby Greater Mackonia » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:48 pm

Gathering from International surveys this is what a Mackonian is meant to be

The Average Mackonian

-Insanely Paranoid ,Mackonians never trust anybody(especially foreigners),always think they are being watched and are the most devout conspiracy theorists in the world.

-Eccentric:This comes from our erratic culture

-Megalomaniacs

-Xenophobic: Macks distrust all Foreigners

-Fanatically Ideological: Macks are one of the most fanatic people in the world and nearly all will push aside anything for their Ideology.

-Extremists: Centrist Parties are very unpopular,Most Mackonians are on the extreme of the political spectrum.

-Bankrupt and Financially irresponsible: LIES!!!

-Quite Moralistic despite hating religion.

-Militaristic

-Sadistic and un-caring: This usually applies to the Reptiles; it is true they enjoy the pain of their enemies but this is natural (it comes from the predator instinct).

-No sense of fashion.Unless of course it is hats.

-Has over 100 hats and one for each day and each month.

-quite intelligent for a non-human.

-Physically weak and skinny.

Species only Stereotypes

Reptiles

Psychopaths
Power Hungary
Un-merciful/compassionate
Intelligent although the accent makes people think not
Extermly thin due to extensive military training and fasting.
Fanatical
Wise and sometimes even fun when sane
Cynical
Workaholics
Far to nationalistic but still a die hard Marxist

Cats
Wise
Sober
Un-Imaginative
Very Moralistic
Eccentric
Secret practiced of Magic.
Quakers
Poetic
Idealists
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Social
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Ex-Nation

Postby Social » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:14 pm

Frayham wrote:
Social wrote:No mucles
Cooks

how does he lift the frying pan?

I meant visible muscles,pretty much he is weak. That's what I meant by no mucles.

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Periodspace
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Ex-Nation

Postby Periodspace » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:20 pm

The stereotypical Periodspacean is extremely stubborn, cynical, very patriotic, and somewhat looks at other nations as corrupt.

I have recently changed some political opinions, so my "pro and against" thing is still in the works.

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Chinese Regions
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Postby Chinese Regions » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:25 pm

There is the smart type:
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And the Martial Arts master type:
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Geopolitics: Internationalist, Pan-Asian, Pan-African, Pan-Arab, Pan-Slavic, Eurofederalist,
  • For the promotion of closer ties between Europe and Russia but without Dugin's anti-intellectual quackery.
  • Against NATO, the Anglo-American "special relationship", Israel and Wahhabism.

Sociopolitics: Pro-Intellectual, Pro-Science, Secular, Strictly Anti-Theocractic, for the liberation of PoCs in Western Hemisphere without the hegemony of white liberals
Economics: Indifferent

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