
by The Republic of Mattlandia » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:11 pm
by Ainin » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:18 pm

by Tulija » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:20 pm
THE UNITED PROVINCES OF TULIJA
Tulija is a Great Power, renowned for its liberal culture and technocratic governance. It is a world leader in several areas (education, social mobility, HDI, GDP, lack of corruption, public services, technology, secularism etc.) and maintains an excellently equipped and trained military. Regularly topping lists of most desirable locations to live in, its freedoms and economic success are largely unparalleled. Internationally, its foreign policy holds substantial sway. If it were real:Caeruleus wrote:It would be by far the best country in the world

by Saurisisia » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:24 pm

by Zumreed » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:26 pm
by Zepplien » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:28 pm

by Salvarity » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:29 pm

by Cruciland » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:30 pm
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.

by 1000 Cats » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:33 pm
Norstal wrote:You are a hatiater: one who radiates hate.
Meryuma wrote:No one is more of a cat person than 1000 Cats!
FST wrote:Any sexual desires which can be satiated within a healthy and consensual way should be freed from shame. Bizarre kinks and fetishes are acceptable and nothing to be ashamed of as long as they are acted out in a context where everyone consents and no one is hurt.

by Povos do Mar » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:37 pm

by Cruciland » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:38 pm
1000 Cats wrote:By the way you define crime... trespass, I guess. Followed by murder of trespassers. What?
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.

by Quavv » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:40 pm

by Maaselene » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:45 pm
QUOTES
[spoiler]"Merchant..." Jesus puts his arms around you in a fatherly manner. "I know what you've been doing late at night."
"Oh God! No! Please, I promise, it'll never happen again!"
"No, no, don't worry, I approve entirely."
"Really? Oh, thank God. Erm, thank you.
...
You... Approve?"
"Absolutely."
"And... And you've been watching?"
"You have wonderful hands my son."

by 1000 Cats » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:53 pm

Norstal wrote:You are a hatiater: one who radiates hate.
Meryuma wrote:No one is more of a cat person than 1000 Cats!
FST wrote:Any sexual desires which can be satiated within a healthy and consensual way should be freed from shame. Bizarre kinks and fetishes are acceptable and nothing to be ashamed of as long as they are acted out in a context where everyone consents and no one is hurt.

by The Seven Realms » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:54 pm
DEFCON: [1] 2 3 4 5|Homefront
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PSICOM Alertness:[1] 2 3|Tier 1 Emergency

by Cruciland » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:54 pm
1000 Cats wrote:Cruciland wrote:Knowing you, I thought the hugest crime was gonna be bestiality...
Well, just because I'm zoophilic doesn't mean my nation is going to be a culture of pervasive sheep-shagging, for one thing. For another, bestiality is less definitively a crime than are trespass and murder, particularly here on lovely liberal NationStates.

Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.
The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.

by Rexzich City » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:55 pm

by 1000 Cats » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:56 pm
Cruciland wrote:1000 Cats wrote:Well, just because I'm zoophilic doesn't mean my nation is going to be a culture of pervasive sheep-shagging, for one thing. For another, bestiality is less definitively a crime than are trespass and murder, particularly here on lovely liberal NationStates.
Oh, right. My bad.

Norstal wrote:You are a hatiater: one who radiates hate.
Meryuma wrote:No one is more of a cat person than 1000 Cats!
FST wrote:Any sexual desires which can be satiated within a healthy and consensual way should be freed from shame. Bizarre kinks and fetishes are acceptable and nothing to be ashamed of as long as they are acted out in a context where everyone consents and no one is hurt.

by Delanshar » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:56 pm

by Eliasonia » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:58 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Stalliongrad and Far-Eastern Terratories » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:01 pm

by The Most Blessed Republic of Sebast » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:42 pm

by Minroz » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:07 pm

by Peach Land » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:40 pm
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