During its 400 years of existence, The Commonwealth of Godly Nation has not produced a work of literary art, giving the general impression that we are puritanical, stern and sour faced misogynist totally devoid of culture, but, as of today, that has changed! After hosting the first annual poetry contest yesterday, we have announced the winner of the poetry contest, and hereby print this poem in all English textbook in this country:
There once was a man named Rick
Who managed to shag a chick
When he awoke
Surprised, he spoke
The words: 'She had a dick.'
This poem has beaten out other poems such as 'The Archbishop is a paedophile git' (whose author has currently fled the country), 'The Bible is a bunch of bullocks' (whose author is now in prison), and 'Everything about the Godly Nations suck' (written be a bespectacled gentleman with a large queer coloured nose and a great mustachio).
