Raven,also smiling like there is not tomorrow, gladly exclaims "Yeah eagle I agree 100%, although the government has been terrible at managing our economy,raising taxes all the while, they have done some great things for the people and seem to be attempting to return Groko to its former Economic Prow is. And lets not forget the nations first space rocket, Sponsored by Pepsi, is due to be launched tomorrow.
"Yeah I love that rocket," Eagle exclaims,"Why I remember when I was a little boy my momma always used to say-"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO THE ELECTION YOUR BOTH FIRED!!!!",yells Bob (their station manger) from his office.
"Ahem," Eagle no longer smiling goes on, " Our candidates are as follows:
Gena Steward ( a New Woman to Politics with somewhat communist views)
Environment: "Somewhat Important"
Freedom:
Military: "Needs a complete overhaul"
Taxes: "Should be at 100%"
Economics Plan: "To over time have the government take complete control over the private industries, that' ll fix the economy"
Foreign Nations Policy: "We need to seek out strong dictatorships and other commies to help use set this nation on the right path to making me the Supreme Ruler of all of Groko!"
Maxwell Duncan ( Current President of Groko)
Environment: "Very Important"
Freedom: "Very Important. However, the people need to accept that there are somethings that the government needs to handle"
Military: "Could use some upgrades but until the economy is fixed it'll have to wait"
Taxes: "I'd like to have them at 20% however I haven't had the chance to lower them."
Economic Plan: "Groko is a great nation with our strong workforce we will emerge with time from our economic downturn and be stronger then ever before!" (in short, have the government pitch in a little to keep everyone fed and healthy,but let the worker recover by there own wits)
Foreign Nations Policy: " We will seek out democratic Nations of sorts but are somewhat disgusted by fully communist/dictatorship nations"
Bob Pecosla (A hippie extremist who will run the country into the ground to save a chipmunk)
Environment: Our Life Man.
Freedom: "I'm shocked you'd even ask freedom is my life"
Military: "wants to completely shut down this abomination, if we are attacked we will use words not weapons to defend ourselves"
Taxes: "I HATE TAXES,GRRR WHEN I'M DONE THEY WILL BE UNHEARD OF"
Economic Plan: "Who Cares If we would all just plant trees instead of going to work then no one would even need money"
Foreign Nations Policy: Leave us alone we are not interested in anything you say unless you Help us plant trees and close all the factories in your nation as well as ban anything that hurts the environment.
"These are our choices," Eagle exclaims," Communist Gena, Democratic Max, and Environmentalist Bob Pecosla"
"I'd also like to send out a warning to all nations interested in participating in the elections," Raven announces," Our laws state that any financial support of the candidates will be denied or else they will be disqualified