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Communtopia
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Posts: 232
Founded: Jul 20, 2009
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Postby Communtopia » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:21 am

The Ministry of Language declare today that, to preserve the purity of the Communtopian language, all 'Englishism', 'Frenchism', or 'Germanism' that have steeped into our language shall herewith be banned, and that any person caught using any 'Englishism', 'Frenchism' or 'Gemanism' shall be forced to eat roast beef, drink red wine, and consume other vile bourgeois food.
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Gummi Glen and Ursalia
Envoy
 
Posts: 208
Founded: Sep 05, 2008
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Postby Gummi Glen and Ursalia » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:03 am

ok...
Ignore list count : 66
• Nazis
• Stalinists
• fascists
• anarchists
• flag-waving patriots
• racists
• militarists
• imperialists
• NATO supporters
• EU supporters
• Rangers FC supporters
• history falsifiers
• conspiracy theorists
• satanists
• atheists
• people who are in favour of:
-capital punishment
-abortion
-private gun ownership
-genetic engineering
-hunting and fishing for sport
-unregulated capitalism
-moral relativism
• people who are against:
-free health care
-religious influence on politics
-religious education in schools
-public display of religious symbols
-censorship of offensive material
-environmental protection
Yes, I'm a Christian. C'mon then, haters, try and do something about it.

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Colonic Immigration
Minister
 
Posts: 3337
Founded: Mar 29, 2009
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Postby Colonic Immigration » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:08 am

what's an Englishism? :blink:
RoI
Economic Left/Right: -5.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.97
Western Mercenary Unio - Yeah, you kinda make idiocy an art

Haikus are easy,
They don't always make much sense,
Refrigerator

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The Naked Ape
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 133
Founded: Apr 08, 2009
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Postby The Naked Ape » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:15 am

EEE GADS!I must return to my nation post-haste to send in the strikebreakers lest such subordination reach my fair shores. One can never do too much to suppress the proletariat. Toodle pip!

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Jalanat
Minister
 
Posts: 2962
Founded: Feb 16, 2009
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Postby Jalanat » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:21 am

...has everyone just lost their freaking minds?!?
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Rejistania
Senator
 
Posts: 3607
Founded: Antiquity
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Postby Rejistania » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:43 am

Jieka Hatalana read about this in the Na~ovi Nanti*. She shook her head. "Kovomin**'min mi'oki'ojyu" she murmurred (their government is seriously crazy). She then got into her avutu'het***, got onto the makistali'het**** to get to work. "Xe'lelej ,ojyu'he'ny jilih alte min'mejiheji*****'ta namin jilih." (I hope, that crazy people like this never get the majority here.)

*Nanti is a loan word from the English term 'nation'
**Kovomin is a loan word from the English term 'government'
***Avutu is a loan word from the English and German term "auto".
****Makistali is a loan word from the German word "Magistrale" (in Rejistanian the meaning shifted to 'major highway')
*****Mejiheji is a loan word from the German term "Mehrheit" (majority)
Rejis sjiki, linux sjiki, alari sjiki, korona sjiki!
Forever united, forever free, forever in justice, forever prospering!


"Tekneluru mi'aru mi aji, il'sidekhir'ra mi, lajistas. Mi'ki'vasu kynha'het kijitax." Hank͜hila Sede, first lentine (translation: A dream is only a dream until it is reached. After that, it becomes something trivial)

Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands


This person is pro-EU and proud of it! They are also a Eurofederalist and want the Federated States of Europe!

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Carbarosia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1330
Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Carbarosia » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:47 am

Communtopia wrote:The Ministry of Language declare today that, to preserve the purity of the Communtopian language, all 'Englishism', 'Frenchism', or 'Germanism' that have steeped into our language shall herewith be banned, and that any person caught using any 'Englishism', 'Frenchism' or 'Gemanism' shall be forced to eat roast beef, drink red wine, and consume other vile bourgeois food.



You idiot, they're nice foods.

Englishism is people who are and speak English mostly.

More than 90% of Nations speak English.Imagine what's going to happen now.
equality and freedom for everyone. protect the environment.
fictional views held by the nation "carbarosia" may not reflect my own.

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Hikikomoriland
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Aug 29, 2009
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Postby Hikikomoriland » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:48 am

Communtopia wrote:The Ministry of Language declare today that, to preserve the purity of the Communtopian language, all 'Englishism', 'Frenchism', or 'Germanism' that have steeped into our language shall herewith be banned, and that any person caught using any 'Englishism', 'Frenchism' or 'Gemanism' shall be forced to eat roast beef, drink red wine, and consume other vile bourgeois food.

Viddy well oomny malchick.
"I got some **** I'm conservative about, I got some **** I'm liberal about.
Crime, I'm conservative.
Prostitution, I'm liberal."
-Chris Rock

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Ostronopolis
Minister
 
Posts: 2658
Founded: Dec 29, 2008
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Postby Ostronopolis » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:58 am

Jalanat wrote:...has everyone just lost their freaking minds?!?


No Just *twitches* some of it.
Most Noble Republican Union of Ostronopolis
“Mortici Touaente Antimia”
Ostronopolian Trading Company || Congburgers || Communique Guide || Factbook ||
Member of: || The Conglomerate || Sovereign Network
Observer of: || COMINTERN || IFA ||

Quotes:
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<Amit> Through your sheer force of character
<Amit> You could get a nation to work for you

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
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Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:31 am

Fatatatutti is in favour of anything that gets us free food. Please send a list of Englishisms, Frenchisms and Germanisms so that we may use them gluttonously.

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Gummi Glen and Ursalia
Envoy
 
Posts: 208
Founded: Sep 05, 2008
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Postby Gummi Glen and Ursalia » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:47 am

I say, don't you know it, old chap, I reckon "Englishisms" are those jolly nice expressions Yanks never hear in their own bloody country, innit? Those which they then include in every bleedin' sentence if they want to sound educated. Easy-peasy, what?
Cheerio.
Ignore list count : 66
• Nazis
• Stalinists
• fascists
• anarchists
• flag-waving patriots
• racists
• militarists
• imperialists
• NATO supporters
• EU supporters
• Rangers FC supporters
• history falsifiers
• conspiracy theorists
• satanists
• atheists
• people who are in favour of:
-capital punishment
-abortion
-private gun ownership
-genetic engineering
-hunting and fishing for sport
-unregulated capitalism
-moral relativism
• people who are against:
-free health care
-religious influence on politics
-religious education in schools
-public display of religious symbols
-censorship of offensive material
-environmental protection
Yes, I'm a Christian. C'mon then, haters, try and do something about it.

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Romandeos
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 435
Founded: Jan 13, 2005
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Romandeos » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:50 am

Gummi Glen and Ursalia wrote:I say, don't you know it, old chap, I reckon "Englishisms" are those jolly nice expressions Yanks never hear in their own bloody country, innit? Those which they then include in every bleedin' sentence if they want to sound educated. Easy-peasy, what?
Cheerio.


OOC:

Hillarious. Thank you for making me laugh. I've been in a down mood all day for some reason.

I'm not quite sure this is in the appropriate portion of the forums, though...
If you RP with me, you are choosing to acknowledge The Shift by default. No negotiations.


Southeastasia wrote:Romandeos is like an enormous dog: happy and friendly, but when angered, ruthlessly sadistic.


Yo’ur spalling ability and use of gamrmer is artcioous.

Facts and Figures of Life

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the world.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

RIP Tanaara: 1/17/10.

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Communtopia
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Jul 20, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Communtopia » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:40 pm

Gummi Glen and Ursalia wrote:I say, don't you know it, old chap, I reckon "Englishisms" are those jolly nice expressions Yanks never hear in their own bloody country, innit? Those which they then include in every bleedin' sentence if they want to sound educated. Easy-peasy, what?
Cheerio.


Our language must be pure of Foreign influences. The Communtopian people does not deserve their language to be sullied by foreign words!

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Padullahstan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1312
Founded: May 18, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Padullahstan » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:21 pm

Official Telegram

With the passage of Yorgöviy Rezlator Ürülo in parliament, the vile Communtopian tongue is hereby forbidden to be spoken in Padullahstan.

~ Foreign Ministry
The Padullahstani Republic
"Where everything's classified!"™

This nation does not reflect the actual opinions of the poster at all, and this nation should not be taken seriously. At all. It's meant to be an over-the-top parody of dictatorships and oppressive regimes.

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Communtopia
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Jul 20, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Communtopia » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:50 pm

Padullahstan wrote:Official Telegram

With the passage of Yorgöviy Rezlator Ürülo in parliament, the vile Communtopian tongue is hereby forbidden to be spoken in Padullahstan.

~ Foreign Ministry


No persons within the border of the People's Republic of Communtopia may speak Padullahstani without the written permission of several parties officials, and without taking several Padullahstani permit test. In addition, using over 35 words in an hour in pedestrian areas and using over 50 words in freeways will be fined for speeding. They may not speak in the presence of a red light, but may speak in the presence of a green light. If there is no light, then they may speak if there is no pedestrian currently on the road.

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Cameroi
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15788
Founded: Dec 24, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Cameroi » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:57 pm

most cameroi speak a combination of lananaran and indiginous languages.
truth isn't what i say. isn't what you say. isn't what anybody says. truth is what is there, when no one is saying anything.

"economic freedom" is "the cake"
=^^=
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