To-day, the Godly Nations is even Godlier!

[The Emmerian Unions]

28.08.2009- Casterton, The Godly Nations

Yesterday evening, God, showing his great love and mercy, blessed our nation with proof of his grand existence, raining down fire and brimstone upon our capital city, killing millions of our citizen, no doubt, sending them to his paradise!

An image of the miracle, Glory to God!


The Week prior, he hath made the rivers red and thick with blood (either that or industrial waste from various factories), rendering it poisonous to drink and ruinous to the crops, speeding more souls to heaven! The year before, he sent in a plague that sent many more souls to their eternal rest! Is there a nation more loved and bless'd as we?

Official Communique from the Royal Republic of the Emmerian Unions

To: The Government of the Godly Nations
From: The Emmerian Unions Women's Leauge
Encryption: Unencrypted

Uh, that wasn't your god you dirty pedos. That was us testing out new chemical and nuclear weapons.

Go to Hell,
Catherine Gatewell
Head of the Emmerian Unions Women's Leauge[/quote]

[CIB EMPIRE]

you hid nukes in the volcano? not smart.\chemicals that turn rivers into blood? why?

[Ostronopolis]

...And in some world news today, well, some country... Ah forget it, who cares about them anyway?

[The Vietnam Federation]

--snip--

Dude, isn't that an artist's impression of Pompeii?

I doubt their nation has advanced that much anyway.

[Barrettstia]

If TGN considers this a blessing then I think it would be great if we all collectively "blessed" the nation with a baptism of nuclear fire!

[The Godly Nations]

you hid nukes in the volcano? not smart.\chemicals that turn rivers into blood? why?

We are not sure if it is blood, all we know, is that it's red, thick, and poisonous.

[Takaram]

you hid nukes in the volcano? not smart.\chemicals that turn rivers into blood? why?

We are not sure if it is blood, all we know, is that it's red, thick, and poisonous.

Oh, sorry that was us. We were testing a new chemical fertilizer on your nations water supply, and it must have caused red tide. Might want to stay out of the water.

John Brown, President and CEO of AgriCorp Industries

[Niur]

well we dropped are pattended super poisen ourran into their water supply, and on their glaicers and in their lakes. Its red and poisenous, pretty thick too when diluted by water. The whole dropping thing, well that was sort of an accident, and since it got to this stage, it will produce noxious fumes that will cause every human in TGN to die a slow, extremely painful death.

[CIB EMPIRE]

and the nuke was hidden in the volcano???

[Takaram]

and the nuke was hidden in the volcano???

Yeah, fun time getting that in there. I still just wanted to just drop it and get it over with

[CIB EMPIRE]

and the nuke was hidden in the volcano???

Yeah, fun time getting that in there. I still just wanted to just drop it and get it over with

ok...

[Epicnopolis]

In the studio in Kax, QWT News studio
"...Hi and welcome to QWT news studio. We would liek to thank the voters who made us the number one news station in the country." Jackie Longardo said.

"Well, apparently...Er...God is a murderer. At least the Christian God is." Kyle Endon said.

"Well Kyle...Um...Apparently God rained down fire and brimstone upon there nation." Jackie said. "And killed millions of people."

"Well that's what they thought." Kyle said. "But apparently it was the Emmerian Union."

"They should have told us..." Jackie said dreamily. "We could have made it a joint exercice...."

"Well, enough on that." Kyle said. "In other news, the new Porno, 'Slap it for me 16,' has gone number 1 in the box offices over the weekend. It engrossed 1 billion dollars over the weekend. Once more confirming, that Epicnopolian's are perverts."

[Takaram]

In the studio in Kax, QWT News studio
"...Hi and welcome to QWT news studio. We would liek to thank the voters who made us the number one news station in the country." Jackie Longardo said.

"Well, apparently...Er...God is a murderer. At least the Christian God is." Kyle Endon said.

"Well Kyle...Um...Apparently God rained down fire and brimstone upon there nation." Jackie said. "And killed millions of people."

"Well that's what they thought." Kyle said. "But apparently it was the Emmerian Union."

"They should have told us..." Jackie said dreamily. "We could have made it a joint exercice...."

"Well, enough on that." Kyle said. "In other news, the new Porno, 'Slap it for me 16,' has gone number 1 in the box offices over the weekend. It engrossed 1 billion dollars over the weekend. Once more confirming, that Epicnopolian's are perverts."

Comment from a Takaram listener:
Even over here, your show still has a pretty die hard following. I swear, you are easily the most entertaining people on the radio. I wish Takaram could have gotten in on the Godly Nations thing too...

[Epicnopolis]

In the studio in Kax, QWT News studio
"...Hi and welcome to QWT news studio. We would liek to thank the voters who made us the number one news station in the country." Jackie Longardo said.

"Well, apparently...Er...God is a murderer. At least the Christian God is." Kyle Endon said.

"Well Kyle...Um...Apparently God rained down fire and brimstone upon there nation." Jackie said. "And killed millions of people."

"Well that's what they thought." Kyle said. "But apparently it was the Emmerian Union."

"They should have told us..." Jackie said dreamily. "We could have made it a joint exercice...."

"Well, enough on that." Kyle said. "In other news, the new Porno, 'Slap it for me 16,' has gone number 1 in the box offices over the weekend. It engrossed 1 billion dollars over the weekend. Once more confirming, that Epicnopolian's are perverts."

Comment from a Takaram listener:
Even over here, your show still has a pretty die hard following. I swear, you are easily the most entertaining people on the radio. I wish Takaram could have gotten in on the Godly Nations thing too...

"Are we entertaining because of the Porn...Hmmm?" Kyle asked the responder.

[Takaram]

In the studio in Kax, QWT News studio
"...Hi and welcome to QWT news studio. We would liek to thank the voters who made us the number one news station in the country." Jackie Longardo said.

"Well, apparently...Er...God is a murderer. At least the Christian God is." Kyle Endon said.

"Well Kyle...Um...Apparently God rained down fire and brimstone upon there nation." Jackie said. "And killed millions of people."

"Well that's what they thought." Kyle said. "But apparently it was the Emmerian Union."

"They should have told us..." Jackie said dreamily. "We could have made it a joint exercice...."

"Well, enough on that." Kyle said. "In other news, the new Porno, 'Slap it for me 16,' has gone number 1 in the box offices over the weekend. It engrossed 1 billion dollars over the weekend. Once more confirming, that Epicnopolian's are perverts."

Comment from a Takaram listener:
Even over here, your show still has a pretty die hard following. I swear, you are easily the most entertaining people on the radio. I wish Takaram could have gotten in on the Godly Nations thing too...

"Are we entertaining because of the Porn...Hmmm?" Kyle asked the responder.

"Oh yeah, that too. I mean, come on, what's not to like?"

[Korintar]

Director Oltavi entered into his home tired for it had been a long day, what with negotiating hostage releases, peace settlements, and the like. He sat down and flipped on the telescreen which broadcasted a report about TGN. "Oy vey," he moaned, "I am a god fearing man, like any sensible person, but I swear that nation is run by imbecils! Their affairs cannot be called acts of God, for though they are of divine origin, they seem to tend toward the deviant side of said origin... Satan. Maybe we should use our space based weaponry, railguns, and nuclear weapons to send more blessings on their way..." With that, he smoked a couple joints and changed the station.

[Zooda]

instead of hiding them on the volcano, just drop them on the city

[Allemande]

No ghoulishness, please. Let dead threads lie...

[NERV arms conglomerate]

"breaking news, a small country was nearly killed by a natural disaster. the NERV mining authority denies accusations that the NERV mining machine "red midget" was mining volcanic ore under the mountain at the same time as a nuke going off and red "transmission fluid" gushing out of a burst drill bit

[Kalakda]

"... And there were no survivors."

"Terrible. Recently, The Godly Nations got pummeled by disaster after disaster, and guess what? They think it was blessings from
god! Clearly, this is the other way around, that God has been punishing them for the terrible stuff they did. The Emmerian Women's League has claimed they've stuffed a nuke into a TGN volcano, proving that the EWL is just as nutty as the Goldy Nations' leadership! In other news, the popular anti-Atheist comedy "God is Great!", has gained the top box office spot, beating the animated film Madagascar 2, and the Kalakdan Studios war production about the Fidelian War, Battle for Pravoud, the film gaining 500 million dollars this week, proving yet again that Kalakdans are religious and Conservative!'

[Alexlantis]

"Breaking news: Today in The Godly Nations a volcano erupted and killed millions. Water was poisoned and turned blood-red as many more were killed. The leader of TGN claims that it is a blessing from God. While innocents die, TGN's government rejoices. Jets are being prepared for airstrikes on TGN's government to prevent further deaths from taking place. If God was involved, he had punished The Godly Nations. And they deserved it!
In other news, yet more Alexlantians are using an ew internet service known as FaceBook. This sensation has spread far and wide..."

[Christian Theocrats]

Christian Theocrats is in awe over these obvious occurancnces caused by the almighty hand of God, that we are praying to his almighty holliness that we may experience the shock of God in our nation.

Thus these prayer has been made:

Oh almighty savior of our people, we plea the almightyness for a shock of your power so shocking that it erases all doubt of your holy existance.
We say this not to forsake ourselves with sins of doubt, but to cleanse our land of any heretics. We pray to thee, in the name of our lord. Anno Domini, 2009.

[Kalakda]

Pray for the good stuff, not the bad stuff.

[Songan (Ancient)]

Songan approves of such action.

(OOC: So does Cirona )

[Takaram]

LET DEAD THREADS RIP Please stop posting on here.