To-day, the Godly Nations is even Godlier!

[The Godly Nations]

28.08.2009- Casterton, The Godly Nations

Yesterday evening, God, showing his great love and mercy, blessed our nation with proof of his grand existence, raining down fire and brimstone upon our capital city, killing millions of our citizen, no doubt, sending them to his paradise!

An image of the miracle, Glory to God!


The Week prior, he hath made the rivers red and thick with blood (either that or industrial waste from various factories), rendering it poisonous to drink and ruinous to the crops, speeding more souls to heaven! The year before, he sent in a plague that sent many more souls to their eternal rest! Is there a nation more loved and bless'd as we?

[Bergnovinaia]

LOL!!!!!

Looks like a meteor to me.

(OOC: Today isn't hyphonated.)

[Libetarian Republics]

What?

[Communtopia]

Pity he didn't kill the rest of the nation off.

[Takaram]

Pity he didn't kill the rest of the nation off.

ooc: This. Ah well, paradise it is... after millions of tons of hot ash fall down and bury you alive, even hell would probably be Utopian by comparison

[Niur]

Pity he didn't kill the rest of the nation off.

ooc: This. Ah well, paridise it is... after millions of tons of hot ash fall down and bury you alive, even hell would probably be Utopian by comparison

nono this is the way all of the TGN should be , ashes and dead people.

[Conserative Morality]

Official message from The Senate:

If the picture is to be believed, you have very good taste in buildings.

[CIB EMPIRE]

thats funny

[Allemande]

Well, clearly you won't be wanting our help with any of this.

Have a Blessed Day.

[CIB EMPIRE]

YOU ARE AWSOME, I LOVE YOUR NATION!!!!!!!!

[The Naacal]

All I can say is that if this is how the Infinite shows his blessings upon you, I would truly hate to see what would become of your nation if it was cursed...

[Bengera]

What God are you talking about?

[-Bretonia-]

... And in other news, a foreign organisation known as the 'British Broadcasting Corporation' has filed suit against The Godly Nations' government for copyright infringement, after it emerged that the TGN administration used an image from the BBC's well-known history drama program 'Pompeii: The Last Day' and attempted to pass it off as a photograph of their own impoverished nation.

While attending a carnival celebrating the demise of the aforementioned nation, one BBC executive commented, "the image is clearly not of any locale within The Godly Nations. It depicts attractive, well-designed buildings and an intelligent population whom are quite clearly running away from the volcanic eruption, rather than towards it as with the populace of that crummy nation."

[Valladares]

(OOC: and more )

IC: Taken from Valladar News Agency:

"In other news, today the Godly Nations government has announced a fire and brimstone rain that killed all its citizens and "sent" them to the "paradise"."

"And they said that last week, their rivers were transformed in blood rivers. They have to be mad to believe it, Gio."

"I'm impressed, Jessie. The Godly Nations is a poor and pitiful nation. And the Valladar Government has declared that the Godly Nations happenings are ignored and are just a clumsy demonstration of foreign affairs. That's all for today."

"OK. See you tomorrow. Same hour and same channel!"

[ChevyRocks]

cool story bro

[Sorgan]

OOC: Hey I can speed up the number of souls sent to paradise if you want .

[Maraque]

Breaking News Report

"We interrupt regularly scheduled programming to bring you breaking news from across the world.

It has come to our attention that the Godly Nations has been devastated by what their government called God showing his " great love and mercy" with a shower of fire and brimstone, which sent millions of their citizenry running for their lives for the inevitable path to eternal darkness and decomposition. The government declared this event a "blessing" and that all the victims are now residing in "paradise."

It has also come to light that the pictures showing proof of this alleged rain of fire and brimstone were taken from a television program shown on the BBC titled "Pompeii: The Last Day." We will periodically update you as events unfold.

We will now return you to your previous program, "Godly Nations: The Sitcom."

[Niur]

hey uh TGN, if your people want to go to heaven so bad, would you mind if i detonated nuclear weopons in everyone of your major cities, God told us to do it, to let your people go to paradise. would that be okay?

[History land]

To: Leaders of the Godly Nations
From: The Supreme Dictator of HIstory Land

It appers in your blind obedienice to this mythical man in the Sky. You have come to accept death and destruction as part of your god being merciful. It seems to me that the insanley religous run this nation. We hope that these events being reason to your nation or destroy you.


Signed,
The Supreme Dictator
Donavan F. Walker

[Allbeama]

To: The Government of The Godly Nations.
From: The Department of Foreign Affairs and the Humanitarian Aid Administration of Allbeama.

We would like to offer you up 5,000,000 Beamsmarks in Humanitarian Aid, but given the fact that you view death, destruction and the suffering of your people as a "blessing" perhaps you would appreciate it more if we "donated" the detonation of nuclear devices over your major cities.

[Niur]

To: The Government of The Godly Nations.
From: The Department of Foreign Affairs and the Humanitarian Aid Administration of Allbeama.

We would like to offer you up 5,000,000 Beamsmarks in Humanitarian Aid, but given the fact that you view death, destruction and the suffering of your people as a "blessing" perhaps you would appreciate it more if we "donated" the detonation of nuclear devices over your major cities.

so that would be me, right?

[LuLLZ]

"Mr. Presidet, what should we do about this?"

"Well, it is obvious that this nation has proven it has very expansive meth reserves. There might be some crack there as well. I say we invade."

"The troops are being mobilized as we speak sir. I have also bumped our troops up to DEFCON 0; they are ready to spam and godmod."

"Excellent. Now get me my cheesy bread."


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[Takaram]

To: The Godly Nations
From: Ministry of Foreign Relations, Takaram

Normally, in a situation like this, Takaram would offer huge levels of aid, however, as your people seem to see death as a good thing, we would be more than willing to firebomb all of your cities. Simply send us the time, the coordinates, and the size and number of bombs to be used. We can write off the expense as a training exercise.
On a more serious note, we have noticed your hostility toward communism due to its atheistic position. Because of this, we wish to request what happens to anyone who does not follow your brand of Christianity.

Cynthia Rose, Minister of Foreign Relations, Takaram

[Carbarosia]

ooc: lolphail.

Breaking News

Mount.[InsertNamecardHere] in the Godly-Nations exploded raining down fire and brimstone.Previously, there rivers ran with blood whoo whooooooooo *cough**cough*, oh c'mon you have a sense of humour, oh forget it.We will be back tommorow, bye.

*Du Du Du Du Duuuuuuu*

[Weylara]

28.08.2009- Casterton, The Godly Nations

Yesterday evening, God, showing his great love and mercy, blessed our nation with proof of his grand existence, raining down fire and brimstone upon our capital city, killing millions of our citizen, no doubt, sending them to his paradise!

An image of the miracle, Glory to God!


The Week prior, he hath made the rivers red and thick with blood (either that or industrial waste from various factories), rendering it poisonous to drink and ruinous to the crops, speeding more souls to heaven! The year before, he sent in a plague that sent many more souls to their eternal rest! Is there a nation more loved and bless'd as we?

Dude, isn't that an artist's impression of Pompeii?