New Olwe's Embassy Program

[New Olwe]

Very glad to apply for this, as it seems our cultures are similar. Any ambassadorial staff would join enthusiastically with the most happy interactions with New Olwe citizens.

Yes, our cultures are very similar. And diplomatic relations with similar nations are always more fun.

Number of Vehicles: Two, one preferably armoured even lightly, specifications up to New Olwe's discretion.

It's okay to have them both be armored, if you feel you need it. We only ask that they be environmentally friendly... gas-powered automobiles are frowned upon here in New Olwe, though not strictly forbidden for guests (they are, however, illegal for citizens).

Special requests: Permission to decorate Embassy quite brightly. (internally, if external is not an option) Good supply of rich foods, esp. sweet kinds, owing to our people's metabolisms.

Go ahead, go crazy with the bright colors. It's another way in which our cultures are similar. Also, we will have our top five confectioners send you gift boxes so that your people can determine which local sweets they like the best.

Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? Possibly, though there are issues here. Our Defense Force is just that. Defense. It's one of our peculiarities; we prefer not to attack others, only defend, and thus both hired and local members stay within our boundaries. Not averse to small contributions if need is dire... but we prefer to harness our people's charisma for diplomacy to prevent it, instead.

A defensive alliance would be fine. We don't like asking our allies to attack others anyway... if the WA condemns the war, then our allies would get the same negative publicity that we do. Very bad for diplomacy, dragging your allies into wars unnecessarily... any military assistance you provide us with would be completely voluntary on your part. Besides, your people are empaths, so there's also the issue of feeling the pain of the people you kill (if I understand how an empath's power works, anyway... they're rare in our nation, so I might have that wrong).

[Joyous Zeltros]

A defensive alliance would be fine. We don't like asking our allies to attack others anyway... if the WA condemns the war, then our allies would get the same negative publicity that we do. Very bad for diplomacy, dragging your allies into wars unnecessarily... any military assistance you provide us with would be completely voluntary on your part. Besides, your people are empaths, so there's also the issue of feeling the pain of the people you kill (if I understand how an empath's power works, anyway... they're rare in our nation, so I might have that wrong).

That is correct. Our brave Defense Force members take that pain upon themselves only when lives are at stake. Even when fighting we prefer it to be non-lethal if possible. Therefore retaining a defensive alliance instead would be appreciated.

[New Olwe]

That is correct. Our brave Defense Force members take that pain upon themselves only when lives are at stake. Even when fighting we prefer it to be non-lethal if possible. Therefore retaining a defensive alliance instead would be appreciated.

Done. And rest assured that in the event that anyone actually is evil enough to attack you (well, Karn Evil Nine is, but they're too scared of us already) when you're not doing anything besides spreading happiness to all four corners of the world, New Olwe will be there to take some of the burden off of your Defense Force.

[Provisional America]

Name of country: The United States of Provisional America
National leader: Col. Simon Lomax, Commandant and Chairman of the Republican Front
Head of government: Col. Simon Lomax, Commandant and Chairman of the Republican Front
Style of government: revolutionary government
UN category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Name of Ambassador: Col. Lamar Jameson
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 5
Number of Security Staff: 10
Number of Service Staff: 10
Number of Vehicles: 3
Special requests: permission to set a sex club adjacent to the Embassy

We would appreciate it if you took the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? yes
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? yes
Does your country have a national Quidditch team? We're looking to get a World Cup going. not yet, but we'll consider it. The Commandant is among those with an interest in the occult.

[New Olwe]

Accepted, and request granted. Will your sex club be open to ambassadors and/or staff from other nations, or strictly for your own private use? This will have a bearing on where we put your embassy, since we would want to put a restricted or private sex club far away from the Dekerin and Zeltron embassies so as not to tempt them.

[Provisional America]

Accepted, and request granted. Will your sex club be open to ambassadors and/or staff from other nations, or strictly for your own private use? This will have a bearing on where we put your embassy, since we would want to put a restricted or private sex club far away from the Dekerin and Zeltron embassies so as not to tempt them.

Open to all who are interested, of course. It's a way to mingle. I only wish certain other countries would have the wisdom to see that.

[New Olwe]

Open to all who are interested, of course. It's a way to mingle. I only wish certain other countries would have the wisdom to see that.

I can think of three or four who have embassies in our nation that have at least that much wisdom. We'll put your embassy between the embassies of Dekerin Domains and Joyous Zeltros, and across the street from Draconia Magna. This should cause your sex club to be filled to capacity most of the time.

[Allrule]

Basic Information
Name of country:The Socialist Federal Republic of Allrule
National leader:President Georgy vin Karmlof
Head of government:Chancellor Julie Clark
Style of government:Federal Republic, with elected President and Cahncellor
UN category:Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Staff and Supplies
Name of Ambassador:George Black
Number of Diplomatic Staff:50
Number of Security Staff:20
Number of Service Staff:10
Number of Vehicles:3 armored limousines
Special requests:A private wireless network for the embassy, if possible.

[New Olwe]

Accepted. Wireless network is being set up. We look forward to diplomatic relations with you... we have tremendous respect for your Chancellor, Julie Clark.

(OOC: I've seen some of your other posts and like her personality.)

[The Ambrose Islands]

(OOC: Finally! Here's mine.)

Basic Information
Name of country: The Constitutional Parliamentary Monarchy of the Ambrose Islands (Full Name)
National leader: HM Queen Camilla the II
Head of government: PM Johannus Katsk
Style of government: Constitutional Monarchy, Parliamentary Democracy
UN category: Corrupt Dictatorship

Staff and Supplies
Name of Ambassador: Ambassador Andromeda Grey
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 11
Number of Security Staff: 20
Number of Service Staff: 17
Number of Vehicles: 2 cars, 7 horses
Special requests: Secure phone line, Indoor pool and gym, Indoor Library, Stables(for said horses), Secure floor converted into "private quarters" for the Queen's visits.

We would appreciate it if you took the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? Yes
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? Yes
Does your country have a national Quidditch team? We're looking to get a World Cup going. We do have a team (The Ambrose Eagles), but they're not quite Cup worthy.....yet

EDIT: Our Queen is very sexually promiscuous. Though I don't think that this will present a problem, I'm informing anyway so that no other country is surprised when a good number of their female staff disappears for the night (or day, depending on her mood).

I hope that our application can be accepted to further strengthen the good relations between our two nations. Thank You.

Sincerely
Soran Ito, Minister of Foreign Relations

[Panzersharkcat]

Basic Information
Name of country: Panzersharkcat
National leader: Chancellor Alexander Medvedev VII
Head of government: Chancellor Alexander Medvedev VII
Style of government: Federal republic, transitioning to dictatorship
UN category: Capitalist paradise

Staff and Supplies
Name of Ambassador: Alfred Norden
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 20
Number of Security Staff: 60 marines
Number of Service Staff: 4
Number of Vehicles: 3 sedans, 1 limousine, 10 vans
Special requests: Accommodations for two sharkcats, the details of which shall be relayed via telegram, and possible diplomatic relations with the Union of Sovereign States, done via its off-site forum.

We would appreciate it if you took the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? Yes
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? No
Does your country have a national Quidditch team? We're looking to get a World Cup going. No, though I suppose we could learn. We'll have to import our brooms, though, as there aren't many people in my nation who can wield magic (we have only 2700 natural meta-humans of potentially dangerous powers, and most of them do not use magic and even those that do have limited magic, except the current leader, a very powerful Necromancer).

[New Olwe]

Ambrose Islands: Fully accepted. New Olwe is an entire nation of sexually promiscuous people, so if your Queen finds that the people of other countries aren't quite keeping up with her she should feel free to borrow some of ours.

Panzersharkcat: Tentatively accepted, full acceptance pending aforementioned telegram.

[Oryctolagus cuniculus]

Basic Information
Name of country: The Commonwealth of Oryctolagus cuniculus
National leader: Grand General Snaggle Ear Brightwood
Head of government: Vice Generals Topf Hopalong, Twitcher Cottontail
Style of government: Military Junta
UN category: Iron Fist Consumerists

Staff and Supplies
Name of Ambassador: Gnarl Sixpaw
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 5
Number of Security Staff: 10
Number of Service Staff: 5
Number of Vehicles: Two Quickfoot SUV's
Special requests: We would like an embassy to be of both the surface and the underground. Whatever tudor design is available for the top, two stories please and a warren below ground.

Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? Yes
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? Possibly

[Libertarian Governance]

Basic Information
Name of country: Libertarian Governance
National leader: Robert Stratton
Head of government: Robert Stratton
Style of government: Controlled Anarchy
UN category: Anarchy

Staff and Supplies
Name of Ambassador: Sylvester Winchell the 3rd
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 24
Number of Security Staff: 13
Number of Service Staff: 6
Number of Vehicles: 8
Special requests:

We would appreciate it if you took the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? Yes
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? Possibly
Does your country have a national Quidditch team? We're looking to get a World Cup going. Not yet

[New Olwe]

Both accepted.

[Grand France]

Name of country: The Republic of Grand France
National leader: President Mireille Lévesque
Head of government: President Mireille Lévesque
Style of government: Semi-Representative Democracy
UN category: Right-wing Utopia

Name of Ambassador: Tyson Fongemie
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 5
Number of Security Staff: 15
Number of Service Staff: 20 (25% locals)
Number of Vehicles: 5
Special requests: Permission to set up a small church on Embassy grounds

We would appreciate it if you took the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? - Mutual trade? Love that
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? - Potentially. France is very persnickety about such issues
Does your country have a national Quidditch team? We're looking to get a World Cup going. - No

[New Olwe]

Accepted, but may we ask what religion the church you're setting up will be? Just out of curiosity, since knowing more about your nation's religious preferences will help us to better understand you.

[Grand France]

Accepted, but may we ask what religion the church you're setting up will be? Just out of curiosity, since knowing more about your nation's religious preferences will help us to better understand you.

Regarding the church itself, it will be a non-denominational Christian facility. Most of the very early founders of this nation were Huguenots, also known as French Calvinists, but we have a very mild, largely accepting attitude towards most religions, provided they do not actively seek to harm us.

[New Olwe]

Regarding the church itself, it will be a non-denominational Christian facility. Most of the very early founders of this nation were Huguenots, also known as French Calvinists, but we have a very mild, largely accepting attitude towards most religions, provided they do not actively seek to harm us.

We certainly don't seek to harm you, so there shouldn't be any problems. In fact, New Olwe's Christian population -- though they are a minority -- will be pleased that there's a new church in the country.

[Grand France]

Regarding the church itself, it will be a non-denominational Christian facility. Most of the very early founders of this nation were Huguenots, also known as French Calvinists, but we have a very mild, largely accepting attitude towards most religions, provided they do not actively seek to harm us.

We certainly don't seek to harm you, so there shouldn't be any problems. In fact, New Olwe's Christian population -- though they are a minority -- will be pleased that there's a new church in the country.

Excellent! They'll be welcome there, of course. Also, you may note we indicated 25% of the support staff, five people, would be hired locally. We wish to make it known to any person interested in such Embassy positions that, while they do pay well, they may find us comparitively stuffy as opposed to the culture they were raised in. Just a warning.

[Lazuril]

Basic Information
Name of country: Lazuril
National leader: President Gordon Stoval
Head of government: Prime Minister James Peterson
Style of government: Representative Democracy
UN category: New York Times Democracy

Staff and Supplies
Name of Ambassador: Angela Edgar
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 7
Number of Security Staff: 2 martial arts masters (*See below)
Number of Service Staff: 10 (We are willing to employ locals)
Number of Vehicles: 8
Special requests: None

We would appreciate it if you took the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? Yes
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? Perhaps. (*See below)
Does your country have a national Quidditch team? We're looking to get a World Cup going. No

*(We would like you to know that we don't invest a single dollar into national defense, therefore we might provide economical/humanitarian assistance to you instead. Also, we fear that our two monks might not provide enough protection, so we request 5 security staff from you. We are willing to pay them.)

[THAT PONY WITH AIDS]

Basic Information
Name of country: The People's Republic of That Pony With AIDS
National leader: President Antonio Walabanger
Head of government: Prime Minister Darvard Mann
Style of government: One Party Democracy
UN category: Psychotic Dictatorship

Staff and Supplies
Name of Ambassador: Lin Yang
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 5, including ambassador
Number of Security Staff: None, there is no threat of assasination at all
Number of Service Staff: 2, which will be from the local area
Number of Vehicles: 3 (two cars and a pony, which will serve as a ceremonial centrepiece
Special requests: No nudists in the area


We would appreciate it if you took the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? Yes
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? No
Does your country have a national Quidditch team? We're looking to get a World Cup going. One could be set up immediately, but only if you agree to send us blueprints for broomsticks.

[New Olwe]

Both accepted. The embassy from THAT PONY WITH AIDS will be set up in a secluded area away from the other embassies, since some of the other embassies have sex clubs attached to them and we don't want to run the risk of your people being exposed to nudists. Also, broomstick designs are being sent to your nation, since you asked for them.

Regarding Lazuril: We are glad to provide you with additional security. Five men and women from our Diplomatic Security Corps, an elite branch of the Army devoted to embassy security, will be dispatched to your embassy to help protect it. If you need more in the future, just ask. Also, our soldiers from the Diplomatic Security Corps would like to train under your martial arts masters if time can be set aside for this to occur.

[THAT PONY WITH AIDS]

Thank you very much. A Quidditch team is being set up as this is being sent.

[Shaff]

Basic Information
Name of country: The Sultanate Of Shaff
National leader: Shafeer Khan
Head of government: Mohamed Khan
Style of government: Monarchy
UN category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Staff and Supplies
Name of Ambassador: Sam Khan
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 20
Number of Security Staff: 100
Number of Service Staff: 40
Number of Vehicles: 20, All cars will be provided by Shaf Motors, Shaff's leading automaker
Special requests: Building must be bomb proof

We would appreciate it if you took the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Would you like to have a trade agreement with New Olwe? Yes
Would you be interested in a military alliance with New Olwe? Yes
Does your country have a national Quidditch team? We're looking to get a World Cup going. No