You know you are from . . .

[Ferghana]

You know you are from the Kingdom of Ferghana when...

* You have six limbs, two of them arms.

* You can run a mile (1.6 kilometers) in ninety seconds.

* That's if you are merely of "average" health conditions.

* You eat amounts that would kill a human, and feel sated.

* You can go all week without seeing a flight of stairs.

* You don't know anybody who owns a car, not because of the environment, but because it just doesn't make any sense.

* You're still not really sure what to think about this "Constitution" business the King introduced three years ago, but he is the King...

* The idea of walking to work and back every day does not bug you. The broken buckle on your saddlebags, however, does.

* You go to the horse races almost every Friday. You don't have a horse...but you're still going to compete.

* If you do have to use human-dimension stairs, it is one of the worst parts of your day.

* Human tourists seem to be afraid you're going to kick them.

* You just might. If one of them asks to ride you just one more time...

[Kulverint]

You know you are from Kulverint when your immediate response to a disagreement is a massive fight, after which you decide whether or not you should have started it.

[Ferghana]

You know you are from Kulverint when your immediate response to a disagreement is a massive fight, after which you decide whether or not you should have started it.

That's...well, I suppose at least you get some exercise.

[Maraque]

You know you are from Tsvarchi when "he's probably trapped in a garbage can" is the response of 100% of those polled when asked where they think the king, who has been missing since October 11th, just might be.

[Herrebrugh]

You know you're a Herrebrughian when you have Herrebrughian citizenship.

[Gratislavia]

You know you are from Kradenmark when...

-The colors blue, white, and black incite you to creep towards the Aldarminian border with a fully automatic assault rifle.
-"Foreigners" are any non-"Kradenmarkenized" citizens living in your nation. (Ergo people who are citizens but have not taken the nationalization test and therefore are subject to higher taxation.)
-The Landwher or Peoples Army commonly patrols the border, skirmishing with the Jarl Cores from Aldarminia
-"Those damn Naacalians" are friendly people living to your south that you "put up with."
-You consider public transport idiotic and encourage people to buy vehicles of their own, or just walk.
-You salute the flag several times a day, for no apparent reason.
-The military has called off a draft in your nation after the number of voluntary recruits fulfilled the quota.
-You love the forest, oceans, mountains, and generally cold weather.
-Anything 75 Degrees Fahrenheit or above is "sweltering hot."
-Marxism-Leninism and general Socialist-Communist theory secretly makes a tad bit of sense to you, but you prefer your Monarchist domain and therefore combat the ideologies.
-Democracy is a byword for stupid.
-The only thing you hate more than a Judean, is a Solmian.
-Those people from Rethan (MT or FT) scare the fuck out of you.
-You constantly claim that nothing would make you happier than to see your nation in control of their habitual continent.
-Guns, everyone has got one, or more now that you think about it.
-"Nukes, they're for pussies" is a common thought, but you know your government possesses WMDs.
-You try to replicate the military posture of the "Reich-Herr," whenever walking.
-You speak German as a main language, but whenever foreigners are about you always communicate in English.
-The national motto sends you running to the recruitment office in times of war.
-The "poor" when not receiving aid, are generally seen as social degenerates.
-You constantly claim that things were better under the last Kaiser, even though you know they weren't for the most part.
-The Landwher returns from a border skirmish with the heads of a defeated Jarl Corps on pikes, parading though your neighborhood.

[Rupudska]

You know you're from Karlsland when...

-The words 'Neuroi' and 'invasion' in the same sentence cause you (And/or everyone within about 10 meters) to run for the nearest tree.
-You think it's odd for someone NOT to know anyone capable of magic.
-You know six or more witches and wizards.
-You know at least one Witch in the military.
-You think the ability to use magic is a gift from God/Allah/Yaweh/Hypnotoad/Sean Connery/Whatever deity you worship.
-You think nuclear weapons are cheap shots.
-The very thought of rape sends you into a raging fury.
-You think that Imerians are okay, despite the fact that they are slavers and human supremacists
-You think New Nicksyllvania would make a great place to set up a bomber training range.
-You think 'human supremacist' is a curse word.
-You see a soldier dressed like this and wonder whether she's going to a military parade for a fly-by or a meeting with the upper ranks.
-You see someone walk by with ten foot wings and the idea that they are fake never enters your mind.
-You are convinced that the Luftwaffe is the standard of the world.
-You tend not to trust Orussians, even though most no longer believe in Communism.

[Polska rzczpolspolita]

You know your Polish when...
-You see someone speaking german you feel obligated to slap them upside the head
-Whenever you hear 'Russian,' 'Belkan,' or 'Russo-Spanish' in the same sentence as 'Invasion,' you run to the hills with a hand-me-down rifle in hand
-You keep creatures as pets that would make foreigners run in terror
-Your children consider a snarling, fang-baring Archwolf 'fluffy'
-When someone asks you to use a computer, you look at them when they have two heads and ask "...Are you a satanist or something?"
-When you see advanced technology, you feel obligated to smash it with a bat while screaming "Be gone, heathen machine!"
-You consider the band 'Slipknot' to be moderately hard.
-You speak 2 to 4 languages
-If in the unlikely event you lose your job, you have a reserve for a Workers' Camp
-You see nothing wrong with the Secret Police bringing Communists out from their streets to be shot
-You see at as a righteous act to raid said Communists house for valuables
-Screaming or "Hard" music is considered normal to you
-You have a vacation home in Khanistan
-A hot dog to you is a smaller version of a kielbasa
-Ketchup is not appropriate for said hot dog
-Anything put into a pirogi will automatically taste delicious, even kraut food
-Make a cold breaded Pirogi filled with fruits or sweets is even more delicious

[Dimigia]

You know you are a Dimigian citizen if you:

~ Realize that everyone has gotten rid of their TV and radio and now uses their computer(s) as their entertainment center.

~Observe that most cities are based near the the coastline.

~Observe that the deep inland has assorted mountains or other such geographical features.

~Know everyone's 50% of communication is done on internet social networking.

[Panda Bears]

You know you are from The Empire of Panda Bears when...

You are a panda bear.

[The Yanmee Federation]

You know your from the Yanmee Federation when:

Your a large,Highly intelligent,flying,insectoid.
Your family has hundreds of millions of members.
You can understand English,but can't speak it.
Any loud unidentified noise coming from outside your Hive, sends you and hundreds of others,grabbing weapons and flying outside to investigate.
You find the statement "I gonna grab some bug spray." offensive.

[Dagnia]

- You love Laissez-faire Capitalism and would die for it
- You think all other economic ideologies suck
- You have never had to do compulsory anything
- You've never had to show an ID to buy drugs or alcohol
- You've never had to pay an income tax
- You've traveled offworld at least once
- You think Dagnia is the best nation in the Galaxy
- You love cold weather
- You are cool with Saurisisia's dislike of humans and consider yourself "better than human"
- You can speak several languages fluently, but still get angry when a foreigner in Dagnia whose language you know does not speak Dagnian
- You are an amateur scientist
- You have a room dedicated to Science
- You have or plan to go into business for yourself at some point in your life

[Soviet Socialist Nation]

You know you are from Soviet Socialist Nation when.....

YOUR LIKE A BOSS!!!

[Ponicimo]

You Know you're from Ponicimo when.....
you can't leave

[Soviet Socialist Nation]

OMG

[Ruskarkand]

You know you are Dragonkinian from Ruskarkand if..

-You use flying as your main method of travel.
-You dance with your partner under the clear, dark, starred night sky almost every night.. whilst flying.
-Fire is your most commonly used tool.
-You consider water too mainstream and instead use Fire to wash burn yourself clean.
-You consider it a grave, painful insult if someone stands on your tail.
-You go and have a pleasant chat with your 80 foot tall relative every week, whilst they offer you bits of food from a whale that they plucked from the sea with their bare, clawed hands.
-Your mother, sister and father are all Dragons.
-You yourself are a Dragon.
-You tend to mutter the Guards Song to yourself whilst you are slaving away over your work.
-You long for the cold.
-You love the night, and do not like the day as much.
-You have to kneel down to your Human friend just to see them properly.
-You call every non-relative of yours a Blood-Brother or Blood-Sister.
-You actually find the taste of blood rather nice.
-You can walk down to your local wine store and find a nice bottle of slightly warm Human blood.
-You consider hair to be pretty weird, unless you know someone who has hair, then you become tolerant.
-You are somewhat paranoid, and make constant checks that your clothes are not burning.

[Risen Britannia]

(this is kind of hard, as a large % of my pop are foreign nationals who just work here)
You know you are from Risen Britannia if:

-other consider you to have no morals
-you pay no taxes
-you have a hatred for socialism, but you will still sell them guns
-you are not run by a government, rather 6 mega corporations
-you like love money
-you are DNA scanned before you can enter work
-you leave the country on business most weeks
-you own a small armoury of guns

[Andrelea]

You know you are from Andrelea when:

-You think the concept of denominations of currency worth less than a house is useless.
-You always carry a weapon capable of killing at least three people with a single shot. Always.
-You have never heard of internet speeds being measured in anything less than gB/s.
-The only skill you have possessed for longer than your ability to swim is your ability to shoot.
-You view voting as a waste of time.
-You don't eat food unless the quantity of spices is equal to that of it's other ingredients combined.

[The UFOs]

You know you are one of the Mothership if...

You are able to tell that the black endless void with stars out your window is a different black endless void with stars, then the one yesterday

You have taken part in an abduction of humans for experimental purposes

You are only 4 feet tall and answer to a superior who is 6 feet tall

You have large black eyes and a big head

You keep track of the Region of the Day

[Holy Land of New Ireland]

You know you are from New Ireland when

everyone you know is a Catholic

you had a cousin who became a priest just so he could become a member of the House of Brothers

you got drunk during Beer Fest

you don't anyone who didn't get drunk during Beer Fest

practically every girl you meet is named "Mary"

you served in military for 5 years just so you could go to college for free.

[New Red Nation]

You know you are from New Red Nation:

-When you hate fascism.
-When you speak latin and english in the same language
-When you start cooking with a blow torch if needed.
-When you are so smart that you can get 2 PhD's or master degrees.
-When you save a life.
-When you'd dare to go to college for more than 4 years.
-When you actually care about your work efficiency.
-When you own a large Multinational retail corporation.
-You shot your first rifle at age 8.
-You know how to manage explosives well.
-You can have a blood alcohol level of 0.10 and be alright.

[Kvitland]

You know you are from Kvitland when...

...you have excessively wild red hair.
...you have a beard, even when you are female, or a small child.
...you like to travel to great britain by longboat and wreak havoc there by explaining them how terrible their economic system is.
...you travel from place to place, preaching about Milton Friedman and Ayn Rand like it's a religion.
...you generally don't give a fuck about religion but say you're a christian anyway.
...you are only a member of a church because you think the preachers put on a wonderful performance.
...you think gay marriage is perfectly normal and don't get why people are making a big deal out of it.
...you find it perfectly normal to see your neighbour walking around stark naked but threaten to blow his head off the moment he steps on your property.
...you frequently complain about the government's incompetence yet you continue voting for them anyway.
...you wonder why you still have a monarch and claim the entire country is a conservative fascist hellhole, no matter how ceremonial his position is.
...you believe tax cuts are the solution to every economic problem.
...you think communism was meant to be the largest practical joke in the history of mankind.
...you have more guns in your basement than the Kvitlandic National Guard.
...you are strongly opposed to the exploitation and suffering of animals for the advancement of mankind, yet you own 2 fur coats.
...you defend yourself by saying they were killed in a humane way.
...you consume fish every day.
...you drink beer almost every day.
...you have tried cannabis at least once.
...you object less to cannabis use than to tobacco use.
...you refer to temperatures of -10 degrees centigrade as "a bit nippy".
...you frequently wear an ushanka during cold days and see no relation between them and communists.
...you are a big ice hockey fanatic.
...you are a natural at ice skating.
...you despise any temperature above 20 degrees centigrade.
...you frequently go on vacation to warm countries and enjoy it nonetheless.
...you are frequently mistaken for a German when you speak your native language.
...you sound like you've shoved a potato in the back of your throat everytime you speak English.

[Naturesocialistic Aryaland]

You know you are from Naturesocialistic Aryaland when...

...you are white/aryan.
...you had to study and practice Gothic font in shool.
...you love nature, animals and plants.
...you have been lost in woods several times.
...you are certain in evolution.
...you don't have to pay interests when taking a loan from bank.
...you are racist.
...you have studied in school named The Greenest and Whitest High School named after the Higher College of Our Beloved Führer's Revolutionary Green Thought What Lead Us To the Eternal Natural Bliss.
...you laugh uncontrollably at any religion.
...you just don't understand communists.
...you are terribly insulted if someone accused you of being a communist.
...you prefer green dream to purple reality.
...your veins are filled with Nordic blood.
...you have strong will to work.
...you are employed.
...you are healthy and fit.
...you are pacifist and peace-loving.
...you condemn any warfare.
...you enjoy drinking alcohol and/or smoking marijuana.
...you enjoy sweating in sauna and jumping into lake or snow after enough of that.
...your electrical bills in home are relatively low.
...you recycle a lot.
...you are lead by Naturesocialistic Party of Aryaland.
...you have letters ö, ä, õ, ü in your alphabet.
...you enjoy watching convicted taking part in gladiator games.
...you don't possess a gun.
...you witnessed the event the first man walked on the Moon.
...you feel sorry for homosexuals as they are the last members of their bloodlines.
...you vote in referendum every week.
...you see couple of tourists every day.
...your words contain degrees of quantity (speciality of Estonian language).
...you have a seagull or other bird pet.

[Demirysis]

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[Vommackia]

You know you are from Vomamckia if...
...the only thing that could possibly be anything as important as hockey is Macross
...you think there are three seasons that're called months and are named "Winter","TV Time", and "That stupid hot time of the year"
...you think Macross is still being written, despite the fact you've watched it who-knows-how-many-times
...you think that Mustangs, pickup trucks, and SUVs are the only kinds of cars
...you die if you don't play video games every day
...you don't take sides in a war, you just pick up a gun and shoot everybody who's not from Vommackia
...you have a million different things from a million different companies all to do the same thing
...you think illegal immigrants are a food group
...you think alcohol is the reason that the planet rotates
...you are nocturnal
...you feel pain when sunlight touches you
...you are NOT a vampire
...the fact that ginger ale is not actually an ale pisses you off and forces you to add raw alcohol to it
...you think rocket science is easy
...you can do anything you can do with any other tool and more with a wrench
...you think napoleon is an ice cream flavor and nothing else
...you think that to not buy stuff is treason
...you'd stay home and stare at the wall all day before you gave a single day of vacation time back to your boss
...you think communists are slaves who are forced to use communism on whatever tiny amount of food and shelter they get
...you call the police on someone who so much as mentions religion
...you are insulted to no end when someone mixes up Robotech, Macross, Southern Cross or MOSPEADA
...you are also endlessly insulted if someone says anything about Star Trek instead of Star Wars
...you think hockey is the only sport and everything else is a bunch of people doing a very poor job of pretending to play hockey
...you got fed vodka instead of baby formula
...you think anything above -50 degrees is way too hot, and -50 being just barely acceptable
...you think you'd melt in the rain
...you buy things because a commercial tells you to "OR ELSE!"
...you happen to know the "OR ELSE!" is the government does...things...
...you happen to be able to count the number of times you've seen that hated sun without so much as one hand