You know you are from . . .

[Beringovia]

You know you are from Beringovia if . . .

. . . you think hockey isn’t a matter of life of death. It’s much more important than that.

. . . you use Tabasco sauce on your borscht.

. . . you’ve ever used borscht as a pizza topping or taco filling.

. . . you have at lease one recipe for borscht that calls for game meat.

. . . you think an outside temperature of -30º F is “a bit nippy.”

. . . you complain about it being too warm when the temperature reaches above 50º F.

. . . you’re astonished to discover that other parts of the world have “pleasant” weather.

. . . you see no contradiction in railing against the “Russian menace” one minute, then waxing nostalgic for “Mother Russia” the next.

. . . everyone thinks you are Russian except for Russians, who think you are American.

. . . you mix Russian and English in the same sentence.

. . . you think “Russlish” is a real language.

. . . your consider “Russlish” to be your native tongue.

. . . you design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

. . . you think the four seasons are “almost winter”, “winter”, “not quite winter” and “road construction.”

. . . you think the only seasons are “hockey season” and “off season.”

. . . you think the only seasons are “winter” and “July.”

. . . you think the only seasons are “winter” and . . . er, that’s it.

. . . you think summer lasts three days and usually falls around the second weekend in July.

. . . you've ever had your tongue frozen to something.

. . . you have more mileage on your snow blower than your car.

. . . you've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

. . . you’ve ever tried to sunbathe while there is snow on the ground.

. . . your snowmobile is worth more than your car.

. . . your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.

. . . you can play road hockey on skates.

. . . your town buys a Zamboni before it buys a bus.

. . . the main course for your dinner tonight is something you shot yourself.

. . . the main course for your dinner tonight is something your son or daughter shot himself/herself.

. . . you owned your first gun before you were old enough to drive.

. . . the sight of children carrying hunting rifles doesn't seem the least bit unusual.

. . . you were required to take a firearms safety course in primary school.

. . . you believe that people who live in places which have milder winters are wimps; but anyone who lives where the winter is more severe is insane.

. . . you have an onion dome on your house.

. . . you own an ice auger.

. . . your car trunk has ever doubled as a deep freeze.

[Swilatia]

You know you're Swilatian if

- you've never had to show an ID to buy drugs or alcohol.
- you've never had to pay an income tax
- your apartment block has more people than a town in most other countries
- you have at least 20 restaurant menus taped to your fridge
- you bought your closet-sized apartment for 200 000sw and call it a steal.
- you sleep on the floor
- you bump into some-one and check your wallet
- you have at least 3 locks on your front door
- an election ballot is several pages long
- you think a conservative is some-one who wants to protect the environment
- you walk past a school playground and all the kids are busy with their phones
- you buy food at a restaurant but don't eat it there.
- you can fit 50sw worth of food in a single bag
- you can go shopping in the same building where you live.
- you've never seen snow
- you spend thousands of Swilla on a car you'll almost never use
- you use the word like as, like, a comma
- you get a partial refund if your train is 5 minutes late
- you can sleep on the train and not miss your station
- you would never think about getting married
- you don't have a home phone, but just use your mobile at home like you would anywhere else.
- you have a massave flat-screen TV that you mostly use as a computer screen
- you don't consider a mac to be a real computer
- you can get free WiFi just about anywhere you go
- the church on your street is actually a shopping centre
- you take a train and are surprised to hear people having a conversation in English
- you've used an intercity train to travel within your own city
- you fly the flag on national holidays and on the day of the WorldVision Song Contest
- you think anything below 20 degrees is cold.
- you celebrate christmas every year, but you're probably not a christian.
- you can count on a store to be open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
- there are no real seasons

[Saurisisia]

You know you're Saurisian when...

-You have claws, a tail, and you are NOT Human
-You're thankful that you aren't Human
-The vast majority of your friends are Reptilian
-You love being a Dinosaur/Dragon/Pterosaur/Marine Reptile/Crocodilian/Lizard/Snake/Orca/Dolphin/Other Non-Human Mammal
-You own at least 5 or more guns
-You think pacifism is when you don't beat up Humans at least once for an entire month
-Most of your books, movies, music, and video games involve Dinosaurs
-You mourn whenever you see a painting of the K-T Extinction Event
-Your favorite video game character is either Spyro or Yoshi
-You have at least one armored vehicle
-You've traveled offworld at least once
-You love Capitalism
-You think all other economic ideologies suck
-You think Saurisia is the awesomest nation in the Galaxy
-You know at least one person who has been in the Military
-You love to make fun of those ugly Apes called Humans
-You hate cold weather
-You go to the beach or nearest swimming pool everyday
-You love to check out members of the opposite sex who hail from your respective species or Class
-You love guns and Military-related topics
-You like to roar, growl, or make some other primal calls

[Whairtia]

What saur said, but without hating humans, and capitalism and some other things......also
You know your From Whairtia if
......you are a socialist
......you pity Saursia because you have evolved past the stage of hating other species
......You are afraid of a T.rex because they are all royal.
......You eat a lot.

[The Drone Empire]

You know your from the empire if...

...You have an untameable urge to strangle the human next to you [if there is one]

...You are entirely inorganic

...You don't breath

...You have no soul

...You have never, EVER, left your designated district in an imperial city.

...Your daily live begins an ends with you facing a charge unit

[United World Order]

You Know You Are From The United World Order...

When Fascism is what you belive in and would die for it

When Family values are VERY important to you

When Communism is mocked in Newspapers and televison shows that you read or watch

When you join the military at age 17 for three years service to protect the Fatherland

When you give your undieing faith in Fuhrer Patrick Thompson

[Bedford Island]

You know you are from the RoBI when...

I. Some tourist calls you a "Bedford Islander," and you just suppress the urge to strangle him.

II. The third instance of being called by that incorrect title in a single day sees you get into a shouting match with some idiot tourist.

III. You think "stonk," and "stonking," are words. You use them often enough, anyway.

IV. Even the most "moderate" forms of Islam irritate you greatly.

V. You have ever greeted a Moslem with the words "You make the Lord very nervous," and you meant it.

VI. You have heard the roaring of an airship overhead, and your only reaction was to remark that the 6:30 to Bethany was running late today.

VII. You did three years in the military when you were young, simply because it felt wrong not to when you were perfectly capable.

VIII. You generally don't work on Sundays, not even large tasks around the house.

VIIII. If asked, you could name (and give accurate directions to) at least six churches in your general area, just off the top of your head.

[Kantonisia]

You know your from kantonisia if

When asked if you are communist you reply no I'm a iron fisted consumerist

It you think -40 is warm vacation weather

You've ridden a polar bear

You slept in a igloo for your coming of age ceremony

If you're made to wear green clothes and don your family shield and sword at said ceremony

You have a dog sled team

You can have everything taken from you by government for no reason

If you've had sex in a government brothel

If your spouse encourages you to cheat

If you've never seen rain

If you had your kids taken away inpart of the Spartan program

If you've spent aleast 10 years in the military

[Aquairia]

You know you're from Aquaria:

....you consider the need for a warning label for children who haven't learned common sense.

....you slap a priest in public.

....you slap a small business man in public.

....you consider the question 'Where are you?' a question that requires an answer on the x, y and z axis on the solar map.

....you think a pet is the same thing as a domestic slave.

....the term monogamy makes you laugh and think of the dark ages.

....are alien to the concept of monogamy.

....Identify a common American from any other tourist.

....throw rocks at tourist if they stay for more then two days.

....attack tourists who venture out of the cities.

....see tourists as the number one cause of crime.

....have seen more then 5 of your neighbors naked in public.

....have participated in an experiment of some sort in one way or another.

....see state troopers and soldiers as a friend and not a bother.

....in the past 24 hours have had to show identification more then 10 times.

....find the idea of not having more then one form of identification on your person at all times alien.

....have at least one neighbor who isn't human.

[Voerdeland]

You know you are a Voerdelander if you...
...can't drive, and don't know anyone who can.
...see nothing wrong in 13 year-olds drinking beer
...as you don't consider beer to be a truly alcoholic beverage
...see nothing strange in teachers (and in some cases, students) smoking cigarettes during their classes
...consider capitalism to be an authoritarian system
...use English on an almost daily basis, but still don't understand why some people care about correct grammar
...think that anything over 20 degrees Celsius is too hot
...have eaten a whaleburger at least once
...have eaten a bisonburger at least once
...don't understand the idea of "inappropiate jokes". If something's funny, then it's obviously appropiate. And offending other people often IS funny
...don't understand the idea of chivalry towards women and all that "you wouldn't hit a lady" crap
...live in a wooden house
...hate those bloody foreigners who think that all people here are ALWAYS drunk and that we have snow even in July.
...consider animal liberationists to be terrorists
...consider any laws on alcohol and recreational drugs to be tyranny
...accept the fact that the Communist Party is an important element of the political spectrum, even if you don't vote for them.

[YellowApple]

You know you're from YellowApple when you drink a cocktail of one part hard cider and one part applejack out of a cup made of woven bacon and made watertight with a hardened glaze of maple syrup and honey.

[The Great Mongol Khanate]

The Great Mongol Khanate when:

you dream of dying in battle against glorious odds to bring glory and honour to the empire;
you can ride a horse before you can walk;
you can ride 150km a day by horse and then be ready to fight a battle;
you can survive off mare's blood and mare's milk when on military campaign;
you served in the glorious army of the general Tsubotai which invaded Russia in the middle of winter and won;
you were part of the army of 70,000 Mongols that conquered China and defeated the Southern Sung dynasty which had an army of 1 million men;
you can speak at least 5 languages (Mongolian; Russian; Mandarin Chinese; English and Turkish);
you think nothing of sleeping outside in the middle of winter when the temperature is -30*C;
you kidnapped your future wife from an enemy tribe and her father still has a blood feud against you;
you love nothing better than war or training for war by hunting, wrestling, practising archery and horsemanship;
you knew Sun Tsu's the Art of War off by heart before you were 10 years old;
you have killed an enemy of the state in battle by the time you were 14;
you have ransacked and looted more towns and cities by your 21st birthday than you can actually remember to count;
you have got so drunk on Kumis (fermented mare's milk) that you passed out, but then still fought a battle the next day and won;
you have been to Beijing, Moscow, Baghdad, Alexandria, Budapest, Pusan, Hangzhou, Lhasa and Karakouram by the time you were 25 years old.

[Phing Phong]

http://nswiki.net/index.php?title=How_to_tell_if_you%27re_from_Phing_Phong

[Salvarity]

you know your Salvarian if

- Your a Proto Capitalist Socialist.
- Your Awesome
- You've spent more time on the beach that at home
- You've been in the Sun more than Light
- You've Been fighting in foreign lands more than your own
- You've Kill a drunk Thai Hooker

[Himeu]

You Know You're from Himeu when:

You began learning the violin at three
You did your first triathlon at five
You can't listen to Lady Gaga without going gaga
You try to categorize your socks draw
You wear V-neck sweaters and pinstriped suits all the time
You value education over physical superiority
You could name the Periodic Table of Elements before you ABCs.

[New Sheoth VI]

You know your in New Sheoth VI when...
...Everyone is bat shit crazy
...Everything is bat shit crazy
...Dogs are called skinned hellhounds
...The popo are 100% women and stand at 8 feet tall
...The SWAT team is the gatekeeper
...When "IF YOU DONT COME BACK AGAIN, ILL PLUCK YOUR EYES OUT!" is a completment

[NewIndependentcanada]

You know your an Independent Canadian when

Your wasted all time
You have no idea who your Prime Minister is
Your center right
you think Guns N Roses is the best band in the world
you think LSD is just a minor drug
you hate all americans
you think Jack Layton is a disgrace to Canada
you belive diplomacy is bringing Biochemical weapons and C4 to meeting
you think Oh Canada by Classified is the best hip hop song ever
your insane

[The Floridian Coast]

You know you're from The Floridian Coast when

- You go abroad and can't believe restaurants don't allow smoking inside
- A category 3 hurricane coming means good surfing for a day
- If a page takes 2 seconds to load you wonder what's wrong with your router
- The four seasons are "hot" "very hot" "fucking hot" and "foreign tourists season"
- You don't see a car more than a few times a year
- You knew someone whose brother's neighbor's cousin actually believes in God, but probably not
- If you're a boy who stops paying attention in school to daydream about joining Lightning Force
- If you take bets with friends on how many seconds demonstrating fascists on streets will live
- If you've never heard of the concept of "health insurance."

[Sovereign Spirits]

You know you're from around here if...

...You carry a .45 because they don't make a .46
...You carry a .46 because you're the one who made it
...You don't go camping because you can't go to a place you never leave from to begin with
...You know life here is harsh, but you'd rather be free forever than comfortable now
...You have the will and the means to protect what's precious to you
...You are thirsty a lot of the time
...You take Morse Code as a second language
...You work hard and are rewarded with more work
...You sleep lightly, dream pleasantly, and annihilate the poor bastard trying to get the jump on you

[Triuvia]

You know you're from Triuvia when...

...you can't read, write or understand really long, tricky words like 'marmalade' or 'caterpillar'
...you think an 'election' is something men get when they see a pretty girl
...you can walk far enough in a day to barely understand the local language
...you sleep on the floor, and have to crawl over at least five relatives to get out of bed in the morning
...you keep yourself so clean you don't even have fleas, usually
...you have a small portrait of the Emperor in both rooms of your home, so your family can pray properly
...your oldest living relative is 58
...you brag to all your friends that your town's lord and owner once looked at you, but none of them believe you
...you pride yourself that you aren't superstitious - you don't believe in ghosts, evil spirits, foreigners or any of those made-up things

[ArghNeedAName]

You know you're from Ankh Morpork (the capital and largest city of ArghNeedAName) when:
- You think a bike travels faster than a sports car
- You get into the argument about the quickest way to do a five mile journey
- The largest farm you've seen is your neighbour's vegitable plot
- You define a "holiday" as a journey of 50 miles
- You can name each one of the 24 boroughs, but can't pinpoint Psuedopolis on a map
- You get bored while waiting for Metro trains (they come every 2-3 minutes)
- You step on a homeless person. Accidentally
- You know the name of the police officer who arrests you
- You think snow is grey and rivers are green
- You don't bother buying newspapers and instead pick them up off Metro seats
- You know which carriage on a Metro train opens in front of the exit at your station
- The best part of a football match is afterwards

[Blues Bay]

You know you are from Blues Bay

-When you know for a fact there is no such thing as war. Only Peacekeeping,Aggressive Negotiations,Really Aggressive Negotiations, Dropping rocks from Space and Annex.
-Your local K-9 unit has a dog that doubles as a horse.
-You either take public transport,or military vehicles.
-You may have descended from Americans,but you eat things they would never touch.
-Your damn sure you voted for your party,and nothing happened to change in any way.
-Even when you stop working for the government,your still working for it.
-You believe turtle soup to be a delicacy.
-You've spent more time serving your nation in other nations.
-Your future tech and yet you still don't have robots waiting on your every whim.
-Everyone knows about the Zombie incident,even though no one is supposed to know about the Zombie incident.
-The local coffee house carries standard issue military rifles and wi-fi.
-Tourists come to see the naked people.
-You can take a quickie on work break,but when you come back your uniform better not be rumpled.
-Your entire family has served,and they still can't tell you about that one mission.

[Thurask]

You know you're Thuraski when...
-You think Santa Claus is just a poor Karl Marx impersonator
-You think a Lada is the epitome of luxury transport
-You think a ban on pork is the main flaw of Abrahamic religion
-You're the last man standing in a drinking contest
-You think a business suit is "casual"
-You assume that every hooker is a government employee
-You put on a sweater in the middle of summer so you can ride the subway without freezing
-You can name more of Karl Marx's demands than you can Biblical Commandments
-You laugh upon hearing that piracy is illegal in other countries
-Your prefab concrete apartment is the envy of your friends
-You would join a church just for the wine
-You think someone without glasses is unnatural

[Maroza]

You know you are from Maroza when:
-Your told to stop running around the house like an eight year old when you are eight
-Your father took you to work on the battlefield
-You've never seen a professional sport that didn't involve the looser dying
-you were given your first gun at age 12
-hide and seek involves running away from someone trying to kill you
-you need to spend 4 years in the military to get through college
-to answer the question "where are you" properly you need a map to tell what grid you are at
-your local priest and his wife think that people who don't believe in evolution are nuts
-when you have the hots for your high school teacher you get into trouble hopping you'll get a spanking
-the town drunk is 12 years old
-you keep forgetting most tourists have no military training
-half to books you read involve warfare tactics

[Tenuria]

You know you are

a Damalgian when:
- Your personal possessions are completely replaced every few weeks
- You can remember very little from more than a few days ago
- What you can remember consists mostly of nostalgia, like that time you found a whole tin of peaches
- You've never had a conversation with anyone
- You live alone, and the concept of families is alien to you
- You've ever watched a co-worker or a neighbor be disappeared
- You've watched so many co-workers or neighbors disappear that you're used to it by now
- You can sleep through an air raid siren (although you don't so that you don't get beaten for it)
- From the window of your apartment you can see hundreds of other massive, identical apartment buildings stretching away into the distance.... on the occasions when you dare to look and risk attracting attention, anyway
- You feel vaguely guilty whenever you don't do quite as much work as you thought you could
- You have no concept of things like reading, writing, music, art, history, sex, etc.... except that when people start to talk about them it's a sign that something awful is about to happen
- You have ever gone to bed hungry because you gambled away your rations
- You know gambling is illegal, but it doesn't make you feel quite as queasy as, say, drinking alcohol or reading a book
- The idea that there is a world outside Damalgia seems strange and somewhat heretical
- You know life in the cities is hard, but think it's worse to be one of the rebels stuck outside

a rebel when:
- Your parents didn't bother to give you or any of your brothers and sisters names because they knew most of you wouldn't survive
- Most of your brothers and sisters are, indeed, dead
- You someday hope to live to the ripe old age of thirty-five
- You learned to fight before you learned to speak
- You can eat anything
- You count yourself as lucky: you've only lost a leg and a few fingers
- VX nerve gas stings like all get out but it's being laid up in bed recovering for months afterwards that really burns you out
- You keep a running tally of all your body parts that have been set on fire
- You think the Hub is the height of luxury -- it's got plumbing and most of the buildings even have roofs
- You can't tell acid rain from normal rain
- You have seen the Sol Marii up close
- ... about thirty seconds before your death
- There's a perpetual shortage of clothing, but you'd rather go naked than pick a uniform off a slain Damalgian soldier
- ... although you'll take just about everything else, possibly including the soldier him/herself
- You've heard rumours of a world outside Damalgia, but it seems too strange and wonderful to be anything more than a pipe dream
- You know life on the outside is hard, but think it's worse to be one of the slaves trapped inside