
by Vauxhill » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:29 pm

by 1337 G4M3R5 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:43 pm
1337 G4M3R5 wrote:Upon arriving the boy would likely find himself lost in a massive airport. He would wander for hours before finally finding a security guard to ask directions, and should he attempt to do so he would be immediately ridiculed for his hideousness.
This would likely go on for some time, with the guard calling his friends and they calling their friends to gawk at and mock the hideous foreigner. Perhaps worst of all is that none of them are speaking his language, but rather an incomprehensible language based in a combination of 1337 speak, binary code, ebonics and spanish. So he will only know they are mocking him by the tone of their voices. Eventually it is likely he will become angry and attempt to physically assault a G4M3R citizen, who will then beat him soundly.
As he falls to the floor, seeing the world spin in slow motion, he will wonder why...of all places...he chose to go to 1337 G4M3R5...
Finally, as his body impacts the ground and he fades into unconsciousness the guard will take his wallet, remove his meager funds and find the small blade. The entire group will once again erupt into laughter as they all pull various oversized weaponry from their trenchcoats.
He will come to and hear the only word he is likely to understand during his trip to our nation "fag," as the guard and his friends return to their various activities.
He will likely wander the area subsisting on scraps of food flung at him, until the headmaster of the school he has transferred to comes three days later to collect him.
Needless to say, his experience at the school will be far...far worse than he could have ever imagined.
Should he survive long enough to return home, he will be a battered and broken shell of a human being. There is also a high probability he will require organs to replace those taken from him in a dark alley while on an evening stroll.

by Lotrabme » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:59 pm

by Cameroi » Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:43 pm

by 1000 Cats » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:02 am
Norstal wrote:You are a hatiater: one who radiates hate.
Meryuma wrote:No one is more of a cat person than 1000 Cats!
FST wrote:Any sexual desires which can be satiated within a healthy and consensual way should be freed from shame. Bizarre kinks and fetishes are acceptable and nothing to be ashamed of as long as they are acted out in a context where everyone consents and no one is hurt.

by Maolandia » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:53 am

by Unilisia » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:57 am
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Episarta » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:07 am

by Dagnia » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:11 am
Cameroi wrote:somewhat like a cat, who's inclined to be friendly, but doesn't like being annoyed. a rather large cat with those qualities.
fortunately we have technological ways of dealing with annoyances that don't require anyone's loss of life or permanent mutation.
we DO generally like hugs and scritchies, but not for them to interfere with our gratifications of creating and exploring.
nearly half our population are genuinely happy to enjoy lives of near absolute solitude.

by Ultbrechen » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:42 am

by Nicholas von Sinterklaas » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:58 am

by Lazssia » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:33 am

by Imeriata » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:42 am
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.
Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

by Kalaspia-Shimarata » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:14 am

by KludgeMUSH » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:21 am
We are generally viewed as cold and standoffish, private, wary, and suspicious. People can be seen to make a conspicuous effort to ignore each other, and especially you, even while they are clearly aware of their presence. People move carefully, deliberately, and without sudden unexpected motions, being careful not to make any threatening moves. The streets are silent but for the noise of vehicle engines and footsteps: No one speaks, for others may hear. People, even groups, proceed wordlessly to their destinations. Outsiders consider the scene to be rather eerie.Vauxhill wrote:What is the emotional state of your nation like? Is it warm and open, cold and oppressed, or peaceful and serene?

by Bears Armed » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:43 am

by Bensyltonia » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:17 am

by Libera Patria » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:50 am

by Planta Genista » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:51 am

by Sovereign Spirits » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:53 am

by All Awesome People » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:53 am

by Central and Eastern Visayas » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:46 am
Episarta wrote:Our people are kind of like Hannibal Lecter. They are sophisticated and well-mannered and usually very well educated. People are patrons of the arts and enjoy them. They don't care much at all for what happens outside of the nation for the most part. They take pride and are happy for their wide range of civil freedoms. But the people also have a barbaric love for violence, as long as the violence is done in an acceptable manner.
So the people are outwardly kind usually, and may be considered "arrogant" by lesser people.

by Norvenia » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:09 am
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