Become a Johzian Villager!

[Celtic-America]

My Villager
Name: Joshua McRamus
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Occupation: Carpenter, farmer and Musician
Favourite Colour: Green
Hobbies: Parties and playing on his tin flute
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Fun
2. burly
3. musical

[Darmen]

My Villager
Name: Scott Perry
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Occupation: Student
Favourite Colour: Blue
Hobbies: Running, Model Trains, Video Games
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Bi-polar
2. Kind
3. Serious

[Marcheria]

My Villager
Name: Gregory P. Walshenko
Gender: Male
Age: 67
Occupation: Former Admiral, Royal Navy of the Kingdom of Marcheria
Favourite Colour: Green
Hobbies: Reading, Hiking, Painting
Three Words to Describe my Character:

[wise]
[intelligent]
[Grandfatherly]

[White pioneers]

Name: Brian Moore

Gender: Male

Age: 24

Occupation: Banker, Former Lawyer

Favorite color: Red

Hobbies: skating, free running

Three words to describe my character:

1. fun
2.kind
3.crazy

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Maria Vilegasi
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Occupation: Waitress
Favourite Colour: Purple
Hobbies: Drawing, writing, singing.
Three Words to Describe my Character:
Stoic
Hot-tempered
Activist

When the Village of Johz got it's first authentic American Caff in the late eighties, there was a sudden need for waitresses, preferably ones who could chew bubblegum constantly, even while eating, drinking and talking. Ms Vilegasi is one of the current generation of workers.

Her main characteristic is her passion for politics. While she personally specialises in Maxtopian politics, Ms Vilegasi is very active in many other political circles, nd regularly organises marches. While many of her friends and co-workers do not understand the reasons for these marches ("March for the Freedom to Uninhibited Coagulation", "Protest against Monitering Aggression") they all join in, usually because the march always ends up becoming a pub crawl of the single local pub.

However, to say that activism is the only part of her live would be wrong. Ms Vilegasi also enjoys the arts, and is a key member of the local amateur dramatics society. She usually helps with the musicals, but no-one can forget the truly amazing performance of Lady Macbeth that she did a couple of years ago. As the resident organist said, "Well we all knew Lady Macbeth would have had a terrific singing voice, a top E sharp was completely unrealistic. Still, we did need to think about replacing that glass..."

[Commonwealths of Isles]

My Villager
Name: Mike Berry
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Occupation: Sheriff's Deputy (Military Veteran)
Favourite Colour: Green
Hobbies: Hiking, fishing, camping, baking
Three Words to Describe my Character:
Chivalrous
Kind
Law-Abiding

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Elly Hunnissett
Gender: Female
Age: 24
Occupation: Extremely Talented Drug Addicted Singer
Favourite Colour: Black
Hobbies: Music, Alcohol, Drugs
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Talented
2. Drug-addict
3. Stagefright

'Do two words become one when hyphenated?' was the single that launched Ms Hunnissett's career in music, and also brought low her promising original career in micro-biotic dentistry. Ms Hunnissett, or Elly, as she became known to her worldwide fanbase, has always had a passion for singing, but sadly has never really enjoyed performing. This changed when her Thinistern manager offered her a series of drugs that he swore would remove all traces of stagefright. Elly, in a large part due to the fact that she had missed out when the rest of her classmates had been given 'Don't Do Drugs' bookmarks, accepted, and performed an amazing concert that catapulted her to even higher levels of fame.

However, it was just the start of a long period of serial drug use. Things came to a head when she got to a concert, screamed 'IloveyouallandcanIhaveyourbabies' then passed out on the stage floor. At this point her manager realises that he had pushed someone who was too young too far, and quit his job, going to live a life of solitude while feasting daily on some sort of strange mushroom that gave him these awesome rushes, man... While he probably deserved everything he got, without a manager Elly just got stuck further and further into her drug-taking rut, while other managers queued to take advantage of her fragile state. Currently she has a number one hit single 'I'm a Barry man, in a Barry land' and is starting on her third album 'Kids, don't take drugs, or you end up famous like me'.

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Salima Nasrin
Gender: Female
Age: 24
Occupation: Computer Programmer
Favourite Colour: Blue-green
Hobbies: Hiking, tennis, collecting
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Intelligent
   
2. Good work ethic Hardworking, containing a third as many words! Now available in fun-size!
   
3. Surly

If any Villager were to want to know how to use a computer (very few do), Miss Nasrin would be the person they would go to. Her ability with computers is phenominal, and it is she who runs the entirety if the Johzian publicity website, which was recently voted the most technologically advanced website in the whole of the world, beating the Vogon website's neural interface simply because it used HTML 17, which hasn't even been invented yet. As a result, no-one can actually view the website without crashing their computer, except for Miss Nasrin, who has backtraced the entire website through the cyberpolice. The consequences of this will never be the same again.

When she isn't doing her computer programming, Miss Nasrin can often be seen wandering the hills, collecting leaves and other small items. When asked about this, she usually mumbles something about natural beauty, but in can be difficult to talk to her for extended periods of time, mainly because very few people enjoy discussing third-party syntax highlighters for Python resource scripts.

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Prof. Joshua Pages, Ph.D. (Chemistry)
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Occupation: Scientist
Favourite Colour: Red
Hobbies: Experiments, Marksmanship with a rifle, Eskrima, Hunting, Teaching, First Aid
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Intelligent
2. Devout
3. Cold

I had to look Eskrima up, but here goes:

In every nation there is need of a person who will happily dispose of his fellow nation-members for cold, hard cash, and Prof. Pages is that person for the Johzian Village. However, due to an arrangement with Mrs Figgis, Prof. Pages is not allowed to actually kill anyone. Instead he usually places a business card by their bed, along with the beheaded stalk of their favorite flower. He has become the enforcer of choice for the Flower Rota's shadowy dealings, and regularly undertakes assignments involving the pruning of a particularly irritating hedge, or the poisoning of a flowerbed that hasn't been weeded to the correct standard.

Prof. Pages also teaches, and it is common for arristocratic families from far, far away to send their young sons to be taught by this man. While, obviously, practical lessons are harder to arrange, Prof. Pages also recieves plenty of international work, where he can teach his pupils about self-defence, or, as most other people would call it, cold-blooded murder.

[LoL island]

screw it, i am bored so why not

My Villager
Name: Daniel Hitch
Gender: Male
Age: 47
Occupation: former Car insurance salesmen and door to door curten salesmen, currently works part time at the gun shop and stand-up comedian on public access
Favourite Colour: Blueish Purple
Hobbies: corrupting the youth, using his silver tongue like a master, magic
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Sleazy
2. Schmuck
3. Gentlemen

[Genomita]

My Villager
Name: Sura Corin
Gender: Hermaphrodithe
Age: 27
Occupation: Scent artist (creating perfumes and such)
Favourite Colour: Teal
Hobbies: Drawing, hiking, swimming, looking for exotic scents
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. friendly
   
2. compassionate
   
3. creative

[Xarithis]

My Villager
Name: Victor Wilson
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Occupation: Village Council Member (Assuming the Village has a council. If not, just stick him somewhere in the government, even if that "somewhere" is "Runs errands for the Mayor/Mrs Figgis.")
Favourite Colour: Navy
Hobbies: Chess, Reading, Planning, Hobbyist Electronics
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Calculating
2. Ambitious
3. Tactful

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Francis Caviello
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Occupation: Begging
Favourite Colour: Scarlet
Hobbies: Drawing, sleeping on grassy hills, LSD, alcohol
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Distant
2. Anticlerical
3. Dull witted

In every economic system, there is some point at which money disapears. No matter how hard you try, how much you tax, how high your consumer rate is, some of the money seems to just disapear down a little hole. In the agricultural economy of Johz, that hole is Jim. No-one knows why Jim is called Jim, especially when everyone knows that his real name is Mr Caviello. But why break with tradition?

Jim inhabits a small grassy knoll slightly outside the center of Johz, and commutes into the High Street daily. His principle line of work is to remove money from people walking past, usually tourists. Following on from this job, his secondary career is hoarding money. It is estimated that Jim should be a quadruple millionaire by know, considering the amount of money he has taken out of circulation. The only things he seems to spend money on are drawing pencils and paper.

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Joshua McRamus
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Occupation: Carpenter, farmer and Musician
Favourite Colour: Green
Hobbies: Parties and playing on his tin flute
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Fun
2. burly
3. musical

Mr McRamus is probably the closest thing Johz has ever had to a hippy. Indeed, he did, at one point, own an organic tie-dye t-shirt shop, until it burned down in a rather perculiar manner that Mrs Figgis Had No Part In. Thankfully, he has since moved on, and these days owns a small farm and orchard. He is also one of the Village's only carpenters, the other two being Karen and Richard who are also a small musical duo.

[Chenkorya]

My Villager
Name: Elly Hunnissett
Gender: Female
Age: 24
Occupation: Extremely Talented Drug Addicted Singer
Favourite Colour: Black
Hobbies: Music, Alcohol, Drugs
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Talented
2. Drug-addict
3. Stagefright

'Do two words become one when hyphenated?' was the single that launched Ms Hunnissett's career in music, and also brought low her promising original career in micro-biotic dentistry. Ms Hunnissett, or Elly, as she became known to her worldwide fanbase, has always had a passion for singing, but sadly has never really enjoyed performing. This changed when her Thinistern manager offered her a series of drugs that he swore would remove all traces of stagefright. Elly, in a large part due to the fact that she had missed out when the rest of her classmates had been given 'Don't Do Drugs' bookmarks, accepted, and performed an amazing concert that catapulted her to even higher levels of fame.

However, it was just the start of a long period of serial drug use. Things came to a head when she got to a concert, screamed 'IloveyouallandcanIhaveyourbabies' then passed out on the stage floor. At this point her manager realises that he had pushed someone who was too young too far, and quit his job, going to live a life of solitude while feasting daily on some sort of strange mushroom that gave him these awesome rushes, man... While he probably deserved everything he got, without a manager Elly just got stuck further and further into her drug-taking rut, while other managers queued to take advantage of her fragile state. Currently she has a number one hit single 'I'm a Barry man, in a Barry land' and is starting on her third album 'Kids, don't take drugs, or you end up famous like me'.

Nice! Are we going to do something with it? A RP or something like that?

[Northern Europia]

My Villager
Name: Jacob Prince
Gender: Male
Age: 14
Occupation: Soon-to-be-lawyer
Favourite Colour: Dark Blue
Hobbies: Reading, Politics, Flirting, Comedy
Three Words to Describe my Character:
1.Smart
2.Handsome
3.Funny

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Scott Perry
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Occupation: Student
Favourite Colour: Blue
Hobbies: Running, Model Trains, Video Games
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Bi-polar
2. Kind
3. Serious

Mr Perry is one of the youngest members of the Village. Despite this, he has the largest model railway in the village, an 00 guage scale model of the entire Thinistern railway network, 1943-1948. He is currently studying at the local school, where he is one of seven pupils, of which five bunk off school most days. The fact that he is bi-polar has not disadvantaged Mr Perry much in the communal atmosphere that is Johz, although Arnold still thinks that the word refers to a pair of bears.

Mr Perry's other main acheivement is in his profound gaming ability, and he has represented Johz many times in gaming championships. While he has talents in popular racing games such as 'Vital Urge for High Velocity', and shooters such as 'Hola', he can pick up almost any game and play it superbly, as shown by his completion of Monsters in Pockets Pink in the world record time of 26 hrs, 18 minutes and 31.3 seconds.

[Casta Nal]

My Villager
Name: Gerr Halta
Gender:Male
Age: 34
Occupation: Sheriff
Favourite Colour: Azure
Hobbies: Shooting Ruffians, Reading Books, Military related things, Working out
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Tough
2. Honest
3. Smart (as in ass and intelligent.)

[Natty Narwhal]

My Villager
Name: Shahrukh Raghujan
Gender: Male
Age: Around 30
Occupation: Robotics engineer
Favourite Colour: Grey
Hobbies: Programming, literature, indie music, thought provoking films and surrealist art
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Sagacious
2. Indolent
3. Stoic

[Izzyshipper]

My Villager
Name: Helen Hunter
Gender: Female
Age: 34
Occupation: Physician
Favourite Colour: Blue
Hobbies: Reading, Acting, Teaching, Puzzles.
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Quirky
   
2. Open-minded
   
3. Confident

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Gregory P. Walshenko
Gender: Male
Age: 67
Occupation: Former Admiral, Royal Navy of the Kingdom of Marcheria
Favourite Colour: Green
Hobbies: Reading, Hiking, Painting
Three Words to Describe my Character:

[wise]
[intelligent]
[Grandfatherly]

Former Admiral P. Walshenko was somewhat surprising in his decision to retire to the Village of Johz in the early part of the noughties. However, he has settled down extremely well, and now runs the Johzian Naval Boating Society, which meets on alternate Tuesdays.

At other times he can be caught painting. He usually does this on one of the busier streets of Johz, alongside a gaggle of young children who constantly ask questions. Despite their parents' concern that they might be disturbing the nice man, he has never complained, and always seems to enjoy their company.

[Johz]

Name: Brian Moore
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Occupation: Banker, Former Lawyer
Favorite color: Red
Hobbies: skating, free running
Three words to describe my character:
1. fun
2.kind
3.crazy

It is well known throughout the Village that Mr Moore is the height if sponteneity. Indeed, he claims that he has never had a diary because he has never needed to know what's happening tomorrow. This admitedly means that having him as a member of your weekly club or society can be slightly irritating, as you have no idea whether he will be there or not, but most people are content to put up with this in exchange for the excitement that Mr Moore brings to their lives.

[Johz]

My Villager
Name: Mike Berry
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Occupation: Sheriff's Deputy (Military Veteran)
Favourite Colour: Green
Hobbies: Hiking, fishing, camping, baking
Three Words to Describe my Character:
Chivalrous
Kind
Law-Abiding

The medium-to-short arm of the law comes in the form of Mr Berry, Sheriff's deputy. The sheriff has long since been shot, and replaced a the head of police, however the role of Sheriff's deputy still remains, and this is where Mr Berry works. He is a noble character, the sort who would give up his life to rescue a woman or child, but would probably just punch a man in the face and tell him to get some nuts. He fishes regularly, although this may be in order to get closer to prospective damsels in distress who might happen to fall into the river.

The other thing Mr Berry enjoys doing is baking, indeed his family has been in bread for 78 years. His hands are therefore extremely skillful.

[Johz]

screw it, i am bored so why not

My Villager
Name: Daniel Hitch
Gender: Male
Age: 47
Occupation: former Car insurance salesmen and door to door curten salesmen, currently works part time at the gun shop and stand-up comedian on public access
Favourite Colour: Blueish Purple
Hobbies: corrupting the youth, using his silver tongue like a master, magic
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Sleazy
2. Schmuck
3. Gentlemen

It took a lot of time explaining insurance to the Villagers, but Mr Hitch, the man who did it, certainly did very well out of it, in no small part due to his amazing ability to sell ice to polar bears. Actually, he would tell you that this isn't hard, as polar bears are rather dim-witted in general anyway. But you get the picture. He followed up his insurance career by selling curtains, and these days guns, to elderly women.

He is also a comedian, which might explain some of his ability with people. His monthly gigs at the local pub are always well attended, if only because the first beer is on the house.

[Celtic-America]

My Villager
Name: Joshua McRamus
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Occupation: Carpenter, farmer and Musician
Favourite Colour: Green
Hobbies: Parties and playing on his tin flute
Three Words to Describe my Character:

1. Fun
2. burly
3. musical

Mr McRamus is probably the closest thing Johz has ever had to a hippy. Indeed, he did, at one point, own an organic tie-dye t-shirt shop, until it burned down in a rather perculiar manner that Mrs Figgis Had No Part In. Thankfully, he has since moved on, and these days owns a small farm and orchard. He is also one of the Village's only carpenters, the other two being Karen and Richard who are also a small musical duo.

An Irishman a hippy? Hmm...... Ah well lol