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Lord Tothe
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Trolls!

Postby Lord Tothe » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:38 am

Besides the usual internet trolls, what sort of trolls, orcs, goblins, or other such creatures live in your region? Are they real, or legendary, or possibly somewhere in-between?

Modern: As a region only recently transforming away from psychotic dictatorship, and lacking significant communications infrastructure, there are few internet trolls due to a general shortage of the internet. No non-human creatures live in this realm, but legends tell of a green-skinned race of marauders whose society was based upon nothing but warfare and brutality. They are described as being generally taller than a man, and twice as heavy. No archaeological finds support the stories of the massive ancient battles described, however, and these legends are usually dismissed as corrupted oral histories of ancient nomadic barbarian humans. Other legends tell of small goblins in the mountains, battling dwarves in the caverns and mines. These races are both considered legendary as well.

Future: Our enemies include what are basically WH40K Orks.
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The Kangaroo Republic
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Founded: Feb 18, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:41 am

Oh there are millions of them in this co-
Lord Tothe wrote:Besides the usual internet trolls,

none.
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Bulgharia
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Founded: Jun 21, 2011
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Bulgharia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:05 am

There are rumours that in Bulgharia there are ghosts, vampires and even dragons... 11 years ago some religious fanatics tried to kill some of these creatures and no one ever returned... so, yes, there are other things rather than humans living in our beatiuful country.

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Esternial
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Founded: May 09, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:07 am

We have one troll, but that's just a human who's really fuckin' ugly.

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Gernonai
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Founded: Jun 26, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Gernonai » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:10 am

I thought this was a moderation post :lol:
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Current Commander-In-Chief: General Hans Albeer
Total Military Strength- 65,000,000 (10,000,000 Active, 55,000,000 Reserve)

Personnel Distribution:
National Guard: 1,500,000
Army: 18,000,000
Air Force: 16,500,000
Air Defense Network: 5,000,000
Navy: 15,000,000
Coast Guard: 6,000,000
Special Forces: 3,000,000

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Current Fuhrer: Ernst Ueden
Current Senate Majority Ideology: National Conservative Party
Current Minister of Defense: General Marc Antoin
Current Minister of the Navy: Albert Tytia
Current Minister of Aerial Defense: Hanf von Skovi
Current Minister of Economics: Rubert Eichfon
Current Supreme Judge: Karl Luntung
Current Minister of Foreign Affairs: Skott Nister

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Esternial
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Founded: May 09, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:13 am

Gernonai wrote:I thought this was a moderation post :lol:

Gonna answer the question or did you just wanted to post this obvious piece of information?

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Gernonai
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Ex-Nation

Postby Gernonai » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:14 am

Good point, we thought we had a troll once but it turns out it was just some really ugly fat guy.
A New Ideology!
Factbook
Current Commander-In-Chief: General Hans Albeer
Total Military Strength- 65,000,000 (10,000,000 Active, 55,000,000 Reserve)

Personnel Distribution:
National Guard: 1,500,000
Army: 18,000,000
Air Force: 16,500,000
Air Defense Network: 5,000,000
Navy: 15,000,000
Coast Guard: 6,000,000
Special Forces: 3,000,000

Military Alert Level- {5}4321

Current Fuhrer: Ernst Ueden
Current Senate Majority Ideology: National Conservative Party
Current Minister of Defense: General Marc Antoin
Current Minister of the Navy: Albert Tytia
Current Minister of Aerial Defense: Hanf von Skovi
Current Minister of Economics: Rubert Eichfon
Current Supreme Judge: Karl Luntung
Current Minister of Foreign Affairs: Skott Nister

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Octabrinaland
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Founded: Feb 28, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Octabrinaland » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:21 am

Scientists developed an infectious bacteria commonly known as the Goblin Virus, or otherwise referred to as the Feaorisvirus . Symptoms include:

-Muscle inflammation in the face
-Pointed growths on the ear bone
-Skin tainted green
-Thickening and toughening of toenails, finger nails and/or teeth
-Bodily shrinking
-Loss of energy
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Nouseum
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Founded: Jun 25, 2011
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Postby Nouseum » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:22 am

Bulgharia";p=" wrote:There are rumours that in Bulgharia there are ghosts, vampires and even dragons... 11 years ago some religious fanatics tried to kill some of these creatures and no one ever returned... so, yes, there are other things rather than humans living in our beatiuful country.

What if they just killed each other out of fear?
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Land of the Trolls
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Founded: May 03, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Land of the Trolls » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:23 am

My nation is dominated by trolls. Our trolls are taller and heavier than humans, and non-trolls consider us ugly, though we disagree. We tend to be bad-tempered. And though there's no technology in our nation, many trolls have gone to other nations and are quite active on their internets.

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Incredible Bums
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Founded: Mar 11, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Incredible Bums » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:26 am

Well, since the Black Dragon is our national and honoured animal, obviously we´ve got a good population of this species; we would gladly send you a few pairs for breeding purposes, if you´re interested in having them...
(but we´ve got to let you know, that the older ones like to sit on a pile of gold and jewelry and prefer a diet of meat, especially fresh human meat every now and then; be sure, your nation is willing to provide these necessarities in proper quality and quantity...)

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Shin Japan
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Founded: Jul 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Shin Japan » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:27 am

In my country there aren't Trolls. Instead, there are a lot of Totoros, Tanukis, Dragons and other Onis :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: !

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Esternial
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Founded: May 09, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:28 am

Octabrinaland wrote:Scientists developed an infectious bacteria commonly known as the Goblin Virus, or otherwise referred to as the Feaorisvirus . Symptoms include:

-Muscle inflammation in the face
-Pointed growths on the ear bone
-Skin tainted green
-Thickening and toughening of toenails, finger nails and/or teeth
-Bodily shrinking
-Loss of energy

Your scientists really have too much time on their hands.

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Ruskarkand
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Founded: Jan 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Ruskarkand » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:33 am

Contrary to what you would expect in a nation of which is depicted as having the majority of it's citizens being sentient Dragons...

You would not find any Mythological Trolls here, only the internet variety, even if that.
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Rainara
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Founded: Apr 01, 2011
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Postby Rainara » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:43 am

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An example of our troll. It lives on caves since our military cut their heads off for a fortune.
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Stuffed Taxidermists
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Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:45 am

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Nouseum
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Founded: Jun 25, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nouseum » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:53 am

In Nouseum, we have truly tame and rational trolls capable of sentience. They are trained similar to other animals in our country through an incredibly expensive government program which wishes to turn animals and creatures into proper, and individual citizens.

Our trolls communicate through rock language. A language constructed of throwing rocks at their own feet in a symbolic matter thanks to the toughness of troll skin.

Senator Haak'in Trollington is a proper representative of the troll separatist party and civil rights leader of trolls. He has proved himself as a responsible troll who is capable of responsibility. He also promotes 'Safe Internet-ing'.
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The Drone Empire
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Founded: Jun 24, 2011
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Postby The Drone Empire » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:59 am

We don't have Trolls. Or any creatures really At All to say.. Besides Necromorphs.. Which don't fall under any category except Just Necromorphs.
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Vestr-Norig
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Postby Vestr-Norig » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:00 am

Yes, here lives many different types of trolls:
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Urmanian
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Urmanian » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:09 am

There are no trolls of non-internet kind here, but Diamond Dogs come pretty close. They live in underground labyrinths and collect gems, which they have an unhealthy obsession with, sometimes coming out to kidnap the surface dwellers and use them for slave labor. They are very territorial creatures who possess sharp senses, even sharper claws and ability to craft simple weapons, tools and armor, but they are also known for their cowardice: from a lowliest grunt to the pack's alpha, Diamond Dogs will run and hide in their hollowed tunnels at the sight of the slightest danger.
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Octabrinaland
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Postby Octabrinaland » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:45 am

Esternial wrote:Your scientists really have too much time on their hands.


>:( Damn it!

That explains why people are still buying leeches.
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Gertovia
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Founded: Jul 21, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Gertovia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:04 am

Gertovia has a full out war on spam, so all trolllers are criminals, who may be sentenced up to 15 years in federal prison facillitties, where they are rehabilitated to make them proper members of society as a whole. No real trolls though.

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Maraque
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Maraque » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:08 am

Trolls do indeed live in Tsvarchi, although they tend to live secluded lives in the jungle away from the city and humans.
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Rumbria
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Postby Rumbria » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:19 am

There's a small community of stone trolls in the north of Rumbria. Several have emigrated to the cities, but few actually enjoy the urban environment and they tend to quickly return home.

Goblins on the other hand seem to thrive in the cities.
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Imeriata
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:02 am

Trolls
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Trolls are the biggest sapient species living in the absolute royal federation and can easily surpass two meters of hight even if they normally stop growing at 2.30 meters.

Just as expected so are they also blessed with a strength to boot and they can even take on a human in single combat would they wish to do so and with the aid of their thick bones so are they able to take quite the beating even if they were not blessed with the ability to think and they do have a intelligence that would normally be reserved for children.

Being predators so are they also blessed with good hearing and smell to find the various creatures that might live in the northern mountains were the trolls live while their powerful tusks are more than enough to take down any pray that might come in their way.

Being despite their appearance related to Dwarves so are trolls able to give birth to troll dwarf hybrids
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