Pyhkyy'tikri Sat-ah'ryyk'i Semtakfyietyiekyy'n

[The Pyhrric-Annexed Bourgeois Americas]

Kotobyy'r-dai.

Excellent.
I apologize, as my universal translator has malfunctioned.
We have recently launched an attack on the planet Earth, and the first "country" (Or as I like to call, scraps of paper) to be annexed was the honorary "Americas."
It was quite easy, really.

Can one be simultaneously amused and disgusted?

Apparently so.
Humanity disgusts me for its constant squabbling for little pieces of paper, hierarchical conflicts for power that exists only in the imaginations of those involved, and the pointless use of lives in order to sustain nothing but a paltry level of comfort.
I am sickened.
And, yet, I am also entertained. It is like watching some cruel joke unfold. I sit, waiting for one among you to ascend to greater powers than known to the bulk of humanity, but so few are willing to aspire. So full of yourselves, so assured that you already know the workings of the universe.
You rob yourselves of the greatest of mysteries.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait to see it all End.
I cannot wait to watch you scream and suffer.
A magnificent din of flesh being stripped from bone, which is then made to dance to the whims of the most horrifying destruction the sentient portion of the universe has borne witness to.
It will be a wonderful taste of vengeance for having been subjected to your monotony.
Yet, I still yearn for even one among you to attain the eyes with which to see the all of the cosmos.
But I also yearn to pluck your organs from their positions of safe functioning simply to relish the expression of pain and terror on your faces.
I wonder if I shall ever be so divided.
I wonder what I shall do when such divisions cease.
I cannot wait.

Thus, we begin.

[Serchar-Batelo]

Wrong section, i think.

Also, what's the point of all those apostrophes in your "language"?

[Wazkyraque]

Meh


Just don't colonize here

EDIT: This is probably in the wrong section as the guy above said

[Rupudska]

Colonize here, I dare you.

The Neuroi tried, and they got kicked off the planet. And they were a much tougher adversary than you are.

[Wazkyraque]

I doubt it entirely that this will work out for him...
...and isn't it wierd that he says he is discusted by humanity fighting over land... and yet your invading and colonizing land... that is quite hypocritical of your insignificant nation

[Toonamix]

You are no better than them if all you're going to do is colonize and kill them. If you are so superior, why don't you provide them with solutions to their problems?

[Wazkyraque]

You are no better than them if all you're going to do is colonize and kill them. If you are so superior, why don't you provide them with solutions to their problems?

My thoughts exactly

[Xanicea]

You are no better than them if all you're going to do is colonize and kill them. If you are so superior, why don't you provide them with solutions to their problems?

This. Also, if you so-called aliens wish to invade Xanicea, do as you please. We have repelled alien invaders, and we'll do it again.

[Uwtopia]

Kotobyy'r-dai.

Excellent.
I apologize, as my universal translator has malfunctioned.

Did you also did this? :
Category: New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
I am new to this game but i did not make/joined a category, and certanly not changed it.
Anyone who want to make me smarter in this?
Thanx.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=uwtopia- the country for YOU

[Xanicea]

Kotobyy'r-dai.

Excellent.
I apologize, as my universal translator has malfunctioned.

Did you also did this? :
Category: New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
I am new to this game but i did not make/joined a category, and certanly not changed it.
Anyone who want to make me smarter in this?
Thanx.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=uwtopia- the country for YOU

You're probably on "Liberal" or "Conservative" Nationstates. Check your settings, and set the theme to either antiquity or default to restore your nation to it's previous title of "New York Times Democracy".

[Ser James]

I bet you don't even have bayonets.

Fucking spacemen.

[Victorious Decepticons]

You must be in some parallel universe, because we've owned the Earth in ours for quite some time now.

I sit, waiting for one among you to ascend to greater powers than known to the bulk of humanity, but so few are willing to aspire. So full of yourselves, so assured that you already know the workings of the universe.

Surely you know that humans can't fit much data-processing hardware in their tiny skulls. Why would you expect greatness out of such a system as that? On our Earth, even the most sensible humans simply knew that they should join us - they were able to see our superiority. It wasn't until they were mind-transferred into proper Decepticon bodies, though, that they were capable of true greatness.

In a Decepticon body, they are freed from the limits of the human form. Our size allows us to put in much more RAM and CPU power than a human skull can hold, our hydraulics give us great strength, and the way we're built means we don't have to worry about the frailty of old age. Yet when we arrived on what is now Decepticon Earth, only a handful of humans even thought to ask to join us. The rest of them couldn't see the basic fact that staying human means certain death - even for those who live in the most peaceful and healthy ways possible! It amazes us that they are so attached to their humanity when being human means they are doomed to planned obsolescence.

Alas, you are right about humans being full of themselves. Most of them actually thought they could win and took up arms against us, even though we're 20x bigger than the humans that most of their weapons were designed to kill. Then when they failed, they deluded that they were still in a position to demand "rights" from us. They soon learned that as conquered people, they were part of the spoils of war - and the only "right" they have is the right to spend their lives working in our mines.

We suggest you not let their ills bother you too much. Just invade the Earth of your universe, round up the humans, and put them down into the mines where your upstanding citizens don't have to see them or listen to their drivel. You shouldn't have much trouble getting them to work. For a species that claims not to be bothered by the idea of death by aging, they sure will do a lot to keep you from killing them. While we fail to see what the difference is - death is death - they seem to think there is one, and that's all that matters.

What do you hope to get out of invading? Humanity's basic nature stems from their DNA. You won't be able to teach them not to be humans. If you don't have a specific beef with them or a desire to raid the place of some resource, you'll end up with a lot of frustration.

Science has shown that the human brain's pleasure centers light up for money about the same as they do for good food and sex! Lotsa luck getting them to stop wanting it without forcing a serious DNA recode on them. Hierarchical behavior is another hard-coded aspect. While it can get nasty, it also allows even a small group of humans to arrange themselves into a mini-society with a clear leader.

The pointless use of lives, though, is one thing we find negative. Yet the great majority of the human population didn't seem to want anything better than to slave away in factories. We see this as a symptom of their knowledge of their own mediocrity. Those with more sense OWN the factories, they don't just drudge away like morons. Again, it'd take a DNA recode to change the species so most would run their own businesses; both sense and entrepreneurial spirit would have to be added to the "unwashed masses" to get them out of their lousy peasant jobs.

Much easier to just chuck 'em in the mines and slam the door.

As for your ideas of dismantling them alive, stepping on them like bugs is far more satisfying. But if you're in it to do a genocide, neither method is anywhere near efficient enough. If you want to beat their reproduction rate, you're going to have to get methodical and impersonal.

[Xanicea]

You must be in some parallel universe, because we've owned the Earth in ours for quite some time now.

I sit, waiting for one among you to ascend to greater powers than known to the bulk of humanity, but so few are willing to aspire. So full of yourselves, so assured that you already know the workings of the universe.

Surely you know that humans can't fit much data-processing hardware in their tiny skulls. Why would you expect greatness out of such a system as that? On our Earth, even the most sensible humans simply knew that they should join us - they were able to see our superiority. It wasn't until they were mind-transferred into proper Decepticon bodies, though, that they were capable of true greatness.

In a Decepticon body, they are freed from the limits of the human form. Our size allows us to put in much more RAM and CPU power than a human skull can hold, our hydraulics give us great strength, and the way we're built means we don't have to worry about the frailty of old age. Yet when we arrived on what is now Decepticon Earth, only a handful of humans even thought to ask to join us. The rest of them couldn't see the basic fact that staying human means certain death - even for those who live in the most peaceful and healthy ways possible! It amazes us that they are so attached to their humanity when being human means they are doomed to planned obsolescence.

Alas, you are right about humans being full of themselves. Most of them actually thought they could win and took up arms against us, even though we're 20x bigger than the humans that most of their weapons were designed to kill. Then when they failed, they deluded that they were still in a position to demand "rights" from us. They soon learned that as conquered people, they were part of the spoils of war - and the only "right" they have is the right to spend their lives working in our mines.

We suggest you not let their ills bother you too much. Just invade the Earth of your universe, round up the humans, and put them down into the mines where your upstanding citizens don't have to see them or listen to their drivel. You shouldn't have much trouble getting them to work. For a species that claims not to be bothered by the idea of death by aging, they sure will do a lot to keep you from killing them. While we fail to see what the difference is - death is death - they seem to think there is one, and that's all that matters.

What do you hope to get out of invading? Humanity's basic nature stems from their DNA. You won't be able to teach them not to be humans. If you don't have a specific beef with them or a desire to raid the place of some resource, you'll end up with a lot of frustration.

Science has shown that the human brain's pleasure centers light up for money about the same as they do for good food and sex! Lotsa luck getting them to stop wanting it without forcing a serious DNA recode on them. Hierarchical behavior is another hard-coded aspect. While it can get nasty, it also allows even a small group of humans to arrange themselves into a mini-society with a clear leader.

The pointless use of lives, though, is one thing we find negative. Yet the great majority of the human population didn't seem to want anything better than to slave away in factories. We see this as a symptom of their knowledge of their own mediocrity. Those with more sense OWN the factories, they don't just drudge away like morons. Again, it'd take a DNA recode to change the species so most would run their own businesses; both sense and entrepreneurial spirit would have to be added to the "unwashed masses" to get them out of their lousy peasant jobs.

Much easier to just chuck 'em in the mines and slam the door.

As for your ideas of dismantling them alive, stepping on them like bugs is far more satisfying. But if you're in it to do a genocide, neither method is anywhere near efficient enough. If you want to beat their reproduction rate, you're going to have to get methodical and impersonal.

Finally, a race of aliens that understands us.

Although, the OP seems to be a little ignorant of basic military strategy. Surely, he could use a lesson from the Victorious Decepticons before he attempted to invade Earth and Xanicea.

[Wazkyraque]

This Somes Up Our Nation's National Opinion

[The Imperiosi]

OCC: Am I reading Klingon? Looks like the Latin alphabet just vomited. XD

Having the word "Pyrrhic" implies that you succeed whilst attaining inconceivable losses. Before continuing your invasion I suggest replacing whoever is leading your military.

[The Pyhrric-Annexed Bourgeois Americas]

OCC: Am I reading Klingon? Looks like the Latin alphabet just vomited. XD

Having the word "Pyrrhic" implies that you succeed whilst attaining inconceivable losses. Before continuing your invasion I suggest replacing whoever is leading your military.

OOC: No, you're not. The Pyhrric language is conveyed in a ludicrously-complex calligraphic system. One does not simply copy-and-paste it. So I decided to just phonetify it.

[The Pyhrric-Annexed Bourgeois Americas]

You are no better than them if all you're going to do is colonize and kill them. If you are so superior, why don't you provide them with solutions to their problems?

OOC: Cause I don't wannaaaaaa

[The Pyhrric-Annexed Bourgeois Americas]

I doubt it entirely that this will work out for him...
...and isn't it wierd that he says he is discusted by humanity fighting over land... and yet your invading and colonizing land... that is quite hypocritical of your insignificant nation

We're not fighting over it. So, we take it.

[Xanicea]

I doubt it entirely that this will work out for him...
...and isn't it wierd that he says he is discusted by humanity fighting over land... and yet your invading and colonizing land... that is quite hypocritical of your insignificant nation

We're not fighting over it. So, we take it.

That's a pretty blatant god-mod if I've ever seen one. Your nation barely composes around six million and yet your have the audacity to claim that you can take on the United States.

Oh, it's a joke. I get it. For a moment you had me going there.

[Wazkyraque]

We're not fighting over it. So, we take it.

That's a pretty blatant god-mod if I've ever seen one. Your nation barely composes around six million and yet your have the audacity to claim that you can take on the United States.

Oh, it's a joke. I get it. For a moment you had me going there.

not a god-mod... a satan-mod
God would never do that, not the Christian one

[Xanicea]

That's a pretty blatant god-mod if I've ever seen one. Your nation barely composes around six million and yet your have the audacity to claim that you can take on the United States.

Oh, it's a joke. I get it. For a moment you had me going there.

not a god-mod... a satan-mod
God would never do that, not the Christian one

Details, trivial details.

But seriously, is OP being serious? Because if he is, I wanna see an epic RP between him and all the nations representing America on NS. Talk about unfair advantage lol.

[Wazkyraque]

not a god-mod... a satan-mod
God would never do that, not the Christian one

Details, trivial details.

But seriously, is OP being serious? Because if he is, I wanna see an epic RP between him and all the nations representing America on NS. Talk about unfair advantage lol.

I'd drink to that
I'm in the Americas, but we are in Cuba/Dominican Republic/Haiti Area... does that count as America?

As for the situation...
To quote the great philosopher MC Hammer
"You can't touch dis"

[The New Holy Covenant]

Enter the Covenants Universe and consider your nation glassed and your species driven to extinction.

[The Pyhrric-Annexed Bourgeois Americas]

OOC: I'm from America too. My faction got it's name from a novel I'm writing.

[Saurisisia]

Oh good, you just made the job of conquering Earth a little easier. Of course, when we DO conquer Earth, we'll make sure we do it right, using the Humans for labor, scientific experiments, and other stuff like that.

Oh yeah, and if you enter our territory, we'll be sure to destroy your forces and see if we can make good labor out of your citizens. If not, we'll just exterminate for the hell of it.