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by Victorious Decepticons » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:23 pm
The worst ones are the millions who try one of those things and don't have the skill to pull it off!What was the worst murderer/thief/rapist/kidnapper/other thingy to inhabit your nation?
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.
The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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by The Holy Twig » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:50 am
New Freedomstan wrote:What is a little purging and gulag between friends?
They said I could do anything I wanted to do, so I argue with strangers on the internet.
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by Eaglleia » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:54 am
Victorious Decepticons wrote:The worst ones are the millions who try one of those things and don't have the skill to pull it off!What was the worst murderer/thief/rapist/kidnapper/other thingy to inhabit your nation?
The BEST Decepticons who have done their specialties domestically are:
Best Thief: The Teleporter. This sneak thief was suspected of actually teleporting into Energon vaults since he left no evidence behind and seemed to get in without using the locks. For years, Energon would disappear from vaults without a trace. Finally, he made the mistake of going after the Big Kahuna - the massive vaults of Leader Megatron himself. He waited until all was silent, then did his thing. Problem: Megatron was sleeping inside the vault, having gone into defrag mode while counting his money. At least...he was asleep until the door opened.
After Megatron hit the intruder in the head with a blast of liquid nitrogen (using the fusion cannon would have blown up all the Energon and himself with it), the mystery was solved. The Teleporter had actually cracked the mechanometric vault locking system that was standard at the time. He did this by using a complex engine that could vary its vibrations. Every day, he'd walk by the targeted vault when the guards were away from the door and try a series of vibration patterns. When one hit, it was pay dirt. He'd just pull up a big cart, load it up, and shut the door on the way out. No actual teleportation was ever involved.
A few shards of The Teleporter's shattered head-housing are now enshrined in a display case of the Grand Theft Energon Institute, which makes data packs that teach about the subject, and his methods are studied. Cybertron's locks, however, have all been changed to close the security gap.
Rapist: Robots aren't into raping. Unless you mean mind-rape, in which case the worst offenders are those who release viruses intended to enslave other Decepticons. The name of the worst one is unknown, but his coding style is evident in about 40% of the viruses found counterfeit Cybertronian data chips. What makes him so dangerous is the fact that instead of just filling illicit downloads with malware like most hackers, he actually counterfeits usually-trustworthy chips and sneaks the contaminated programs into the legitimate distribution stream. This gives his hack-programs a much higher likelihood of being installed into someone's mind-boards rather than being run on a separate, nonsapient, computer system (as is the practice with obviously-illicit software).
If you see a Decepticon slaving away in a mine against his will, and he's arrived there within the last 10 years or so, chances are good that the mysterious hacker is responsible for it. If he is found, his fate will be very horrific and will surely involve the destruction of his own freedom and likely his sanity. We don't take kindly to those who try to usurp our sapience.
Best Kidnappers and Deadliest Killers: The gang known as the Foundrymen, which plies the streets of Iacon City, are Cybertron's most feared kidnappers. They're Scroungers of the slum variety, which means they make a living out of finding and capturing weak and malfunctioning slumdwellers and taking them to the foundry - where they are melted down as scrap metal. It is said that they typically nail about 100 destitute Decepticons every day. The going price is 3,000 Energon Cubes per, so that means the gang makes 300,000 Energon Cubes a day. The Foundrymen's activities are completely legal and they are likely the second-richest gang on the planet.
Best Raid Gang: They usually don't work domestically, but after noting that the Foundrymen are the second-richest gang it's likely that some may wonder who is the richest gang on Cybertron. The richest gang is The Interplanetary Oil Procurement Corporation, which uses the name "corporation" to sound more legit when dealing with foreigners. Run by a guy who uses a Mafia accent when speaking English, this group of about 100 of Cybertron's finest raiders pattens itself after a combination of the Mafia and a bunch of Somalian pirates. They can raid openly and are good at it, but they're also disciplined enough to work (shady) deals and set up extortion rackets.
Of course, many say that the Decepticon Military - the actual one - is Cybertron's biggest raid gang. Raiding is indeed one thing the Military does, but for the purposes of this response, a "gang" is a much smaller unit that doesn't conquer territory or have official defense duties.
Biggest Ponzi Schemer: RichMaker was our biggest recent ponzi schemer, and he even had a huge private skyscraper built - paid for by the money he scammed out of people. Unfortunately for him, ponzi schemes are always eventually discovered by their targets. When his scam was found out he barely escaped the raging mob that came to kill him, and he had to leave all of "his" wealth behind as he flew away with his scramjets going at full power. The crowd demolished his building and raided his massive Energon vaults. As for him, he ended up getting killed on some foreign planet after entering the wrong area.


by Ruskarkand » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:57 am
by Victorious Decepticons » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:40 am
Eaglleia wrote:What happened to Optimus Prime?
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.
The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

by Slivary » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:04 pm

by Orsalia » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:18 pm
Conserative Morality wrote:Buffett and Colbert wrote:Don't worry, when I'm famous, I'll let all of you know. :p
Twenty years later...
B&C: "Hey General, I'm Secretary General of the UN! Muhahahaha!"
New Poster: "You're the what of the who?"
Old Poster: "Aww. Buffy thinks he's an adult. *ruffles hair*"
CM: "I thought you were going to be someone important."

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by Freezingland » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:28 am
Freezingland Embassy Program:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=127669
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