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Eastern European Nations
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Founded: Jun 26, 2011
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Postby Eastern European Nations » Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:05 am

Capitalists are stripped down and marched through Red Square then tortured for days until they tell us everything they know. Finally they are publically executed! Either by firing squad or hanging
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New Federation China
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Founded: May 18, 2010
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Postby New Federation China » Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:09 am

...As a Communist Nation the People's Republic of China is absolutely disgusted by these other nations who acclaim such horrific acts upon our fellow workers who have been led astray by the lies of the upper-class. In China; Capitalistic thought is not condemned but frowned upon to a degree as it prevents the spread of the International Revolution.

(If you guys couldn't tell that was Propaganda and Bullshit...The disgusted part is serious, however.)
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Floydian Britannia
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Founded: Jan 13, 2011
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Postby Floydian Britannia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:59 am

Easy. Either throw a hundred dollar bill out the border or have Joseph Stalin in charge of the economy.
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Oldsmobile Zeon
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Postby Oldsmobile Zeon » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:31 am

As we are based in capitalism, getting rid of capitalists would be counter-productive.

We do have a tendency to send Communists directly to the front lines in a war, though.

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Sagatagan
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Founded: Apr 25, 2010
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Postby Sagatagan » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:44 am

Well, hard-core ideological capitalists tend to either emigrate elsewhere, join the Liberal Party, join the White Bloc (sometimes leading to death at the hands of other White Blocers or exile by law for violent crimes against the population), or learnt to live with it.
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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:27 am

We do not punish anyone for any ideology. To do so would be barbaric and in gross violation of our Free Speech laws.

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Cadonica
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Postby Cadonica » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:30 pm

We don't get rid of our citizens. Especially not when we're talking about 68% of people.
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New Unsociety
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Founded: Nov 29, 2010
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Postby New Unsociety » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:34 pm

Chrisando wrote:
Grays Harbor wrote:How? hmmm.....


456 millions rooms in a house? 456 million "gold toilets"? Seriously?
:palm:

It's a basket case for the citizens :rofl: :lol2:[/quote

This makes Kim-land

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea

look like anarchist Catalonia.

Everyone can believe what he/she wants.
The majority wants capitalism?
Bad for them-cannot and must not stop a man or a society commiting suicide.

If a minority,they cannot hurt anyone,unless they try violence-and THAT is not allowed.
THEN the militia takes care of them.
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New Unsociety
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Postby New Unsociety » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:37 pm

Oldsmobile Zeon wrote:As we are based in capitalism, getting rid of capitalists would be counter-productive.

We do have a tendency to send Communists directly to the front lines in a war, though.


And have them shoot you instead/defect more easily to the enemy...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

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Neo Athena
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Postby Neo Athena » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:11 pm

Any businessman who thinks he can tell a scientist or inventor what he or she can or cannot do will get a stern talking to by one of the Special Operatives. If they continue to expoit said superior mind for their own petty greed then they will be deported and their assets seized and either a. nationalised b. given to the abused party or c. auctioned off to the highest bidder.
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Xanicea
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Postby Xanicea » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:18 pm

New Unsociety wrote:
Oldsmobile Zeon wrote:As we are based in capitalism, getting rid of capitalists would be counter-productive.

We do have a tendency to send Communists directly to the front lines in a war, though.


And have them shoot you instead/defect more easily to the enemy...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

Tip:Don't use enemies of the nation in the nation's army.


You mean protip. A tip would be like: Use explosive collars on enemies of the nation in the nation's army.
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100% of government spending goes to "stuff government spends money on."

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Renbokia
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Founded: Dec 21, 2010
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Postby Renbokia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:29 pm

Capitalists are beaten down in public, their ears are ripped off, their nails are pulled with tweezers, their teeth get pulled, their eyes are wired shut, they get their noses chopped off, they're fingers and toes are numbed and put in slabs of dry ice. Finally, they are hanged with slowly driving on a slanted peice of ice. The ice is sitting on a heater, everytime they move the heater goes up 5 degrees.
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Callosamia
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Founded: Jul 02, 2011
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Postby Callosamia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:34 pm

Nobody cares about such things.

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Zeppy
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Founded: Oct 30, 2008
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:36 pm

We make them become members of the Communist Party of Zeppy.

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Arumdaum
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Founded: Oct 21, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arumdaum » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:37 pm

Renbokia wrote:Capitalists are beaten down in public, their ears are ripped off, their nails are pulled with tweezers, their teeth get pulled, their eyes are wired shut, they get their noses chopped off, they're fingers and toes are numbed and put in slabs of dry ice. Finally, they are hanged with slowly driving on a slanted peice of ice. The ice is sitting on a heater, everytime they move the heater goes up 5 degrees.

Why so much time and effort in doing it?
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Xanicea
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Postby Xanicea » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:25 pm

Renbokia wrote:Capitalists are beaten down in public, their ears are ripped off, their nails are pulled with tweezers, their teeth get pulled, their eyes are wired shut, they get their noses chopped off, they're fingers and toes are numbed and put in slabs of dry ice. Finally, they are hanged with slowly driving on a slanted peice of ice. The ice is sitting on a heater, everytime they move the heater goes up 5 degrees.


Not questioning your motives, but your methods, frankly, waste quite a lot of money which could be spent on many things (corrupt officials, betterment of the people, the military, etc). Imagine all the money you'd save from forsaking all those methods and simply hanging/shooting/burning them.
Sibirsky wrote:
Pirate Girl wrote:51% of goverment funds go to unemployment,welfare,and other stuff.


100% of government spending goes to "stuff government spends money on."

I know. I am just as shocked as you are.

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Sanctus Pacis
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Founded: Sep 13, 2009
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Postby Sanctus Pacis » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:29 pm

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Vorond
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Postby Vorond » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:20 am

They usually get...rid of themselves for us. They leave the nation or adapt to the fact that accumulating wealth is impossible in the free territory. Some try to sell illegal goods, or hoard precious metals. These we send to communal farms, where they own nothing at all.

There are some unteachables, those we put under surveillance, to make sure they do not actually succeed in their little schemes. They, like addicts and other undesireables, are the sad remnant of the old society. We try to cure them, to help them, but as with an alcoholic, the first step would be admitting the own fault. They often refuse to do even that.
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Imeriata
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:34 am

By becoming richer than them, that is at a personal level of course, the government do nothing with them as it is not as if they do anything wrong or illegal.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:49 am

What? No, of course not
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Wen Sagev
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Ex-Nation

Postby Wen Sagev » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:56 am

We keep them in toe as long as they don't mess with the state, they're free to do whatever they want.
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Oldsmobile Zeon
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Postby Oldsmobile Zeon » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:12 am

Xanicea wrote:
New Unsociety wrote:
And have them shoot you instead/defect more easily to the enemy...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

Tip:Don't use enemies of the nation in the nation's army.


You mean protip. A tip would be like: Use explosive collars on enemies of the nation in the nation's army.

Which we actually do.

Except with the explosives being implants rather than easily-removed collars.

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Ruskarkand
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Postby Ruskarkand » Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:33 pm

We do not get rid of Capitalists here in Ruskarkand.
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Postby Solyhniya » Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:35 pm

Eastern European Nations wrote:Capitalists are stripped down and marched through Red Square then tortured for days until they tell us everything they know. Finally they are publically executed! Either by firing squad or hanging


Which of course explains the following:
Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Weak
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
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WaffenBrightonburg
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby WaffenBrightonburg » Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:59 pm

Grays Harbor wrote:Get rid of capitalists? Not hardly, we celebrate them, being a mercantilist nation.

^ This,we are capitalists if anything,we get rid of commies ;)

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