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Postby Wainscoting » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:04 pm

Chrisando wrote:How does your country get rid of capitalists?


Wainscoting doesn't "get rid of" capitalists any more than we "get rid of" communists. We value the freeom of expression and the benefits of an ideologically diverse public.
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Postby Premislyd » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:06 pm

We are Socialists but in order for our economy to grow we have some form of Capitalism, if they are extremely capitalist, then we just send them to the good ole Re-Education Camp...
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Postby Frenequesta » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:07 pm

We are capitalists to some degree. Why would we want to get rid of ourselves?
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Postby Aethrys » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:07 pm

Goldsaver wrote:...What don't barbarians understand about "Freedom of Speech"? Captialists have the same freedoms to say what they please, as with everyone else.


Freedom of speech is not contained within the Rights of the Aetherian Worker, however one is free to say whatever they wish, provided it does not contain counter revolutionary sentiment. Some are displeased with this, but such dissenters are foreign criminals seeking to destabilize the nation and enslave the populace, and are dealt with summarily by the Ministry of Civil Justice.

As for capitalists? Premier Bolanov once signed legislation legalizing the consumption of capitalists. The joke being that there were no capitalists within the People's Republic of Aethrys. However, recent dialogue with capitalist nations within the region have caused him to strike this out, as a show of good will. Unwilling to lose this humorous gem entirely, however, he has substituted "Imperialist" in place of capitalist.

In short, any capitalists are going to be foreign dignitaries, or tourists visiting our scenic countryside. The MCJ keeps them under close observation, but nothing aside from this, unless evidence of attempted sabotage is discovered.
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Postby Grays Harbor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:08 pm

Chrisando wrote:
Gellespie wrote:That's probably why your economy is a "basket-case"...

Our economy is not a basket case...our leader has a mansion with running water, television, a private rail line, 2 Million private roads, a security team, internet, heating cooling, 567,793 outfits, 456,877,564 t-shirts, 456,456 pants, 321,456 skirts, 456,823 dresses and 345,987 sets of shoes, 456,789,345 rooms in her house and 456,678,453 solid gold toilets. 567 are diamond- based and the rest platnum based. How is that a basket case?

How? hmmm.....
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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Outlawed


456 millions rooms in a house? 456 million "gold toilets"? Seriously?
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Postby Souffrance » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:09 pm

We don't.
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Postby Chrisando » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:11 pm

Namabia wrote:
Chrisando wrote:Stupid socialists! This is why FULL communism is the best! Seriously, Chrisando hasn't had any currency for over 200 years. You don't even want to know what happened to the last person who tried to tell the idiot residents about money



You don't know full Communism. It has never even been achieved, not once. It requires everyone work the same hours at the same time for the same goal with the same rewards. People are too selfish. Example:

~Two People Working In The Field~

Person A: I worked hard all day and I get my reward.*Receives 40$ in pay*
Person B: I slugged most of the day and rested on the job, but still did the same hours.*Receives 40$ in pay*
Person A: Hey that's not fair!
Person B: Who cares? No one. It's Communism, get used to it..

The moral of the story is, people are too selfish and or greedy. This does not work. Communism usually involves Dictatorships anyway. Marx had a good idea of a utopia, but people twisted it.

In our country, capitalists are allowed every freedom and right as any other nation.

Person A:I work hard for 18 hours straight without a break **Recives daily pay of 100 grams of rice**
Person B:I sleep on the job **Gets head turned into leader's bowling ball for laziness**

Person A then asks for some more food to eat:
Person A:100 grams of rice is not enough to survive for one entire day, may I please get some more food
Leader:No, you are too lazy to get more food
Person A:But I'm hungry
Leader:That is what you get for complaining, just be greatful you get any food at all! Everyone gets the exact same and we can't afford to give anyone any more **Shoots person A in eye**
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:12 pm

Grays Harbor wrote:
Chrisando wrote:Our economy is not a basket case...our leader has a mansion with running water, television, a private rail line, 2 Million private roads, a security team, internet, heating cooling, 567,793 outfits, 456,877,564 t-shirts, 456,456 pants, 321,456 skirts, 456,823 dresses and 345,987 sets of shoes, 456,789,345 rooms in her house and 456,678,453 solid gold toilets. 567 are diamond- based and the rest platnum based. How is that a basket case?

How? hmmm.....
The Dictatorship of Chrisando

“YOU WILL DO AS YOUR TOLD OR YOUR BRAIN WILL BE MUSHED!!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Outlawed


456 millions rooms in a house? 456 million "gold toilets"? Seriously?
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The two are probably related.
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Postby Gandoor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:12 pm

Chrisando wrote:
Gellespie wrote:That's probably why your economy is a "basket-case"...

Our economy is not a basket case...our leader has a mansion with running water, television, a private rail line, 2 Million private roads, a security team, internet, heating cooling, 567,793 outfits, 456,877,564 t-shirts, 456,456 pants, 321,456 skirts, 456,823 dresses and 345,987 sets of shoes, 456,789,345 rooms in her house and 456,678,453 solid gold toilets. 567 are diamond- based and the rest platnum based. How is that a basket case?

Because your leader is an insane son-of-a-bitch?
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Postby Gilthador » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:12 pm

We don't have many of them. No Capie would dare set foot here, and those born here soon find that the only people they can exploit are other Capitalists.
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Postby Free Pangea » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:12 pm

I'm a socialist and even I think this is a troll thread.
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Postby Thevenin » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:13 pm

Chrisando wrote:

Our economy is not a basket case...our leader has a mansion with running water, television, a private rail line, 2 Million private roads, a security team, internet, heating cooling, 567,793 outfits, 456,877,564 t-shirts, 456,456 pants, 321,456 skirts, 456,823 dresses and 345,987 sets of shoes, 456,789,345 rooms in her house and 456,678,453 solid gold toilets. 567 are diamond- based and the rest platnum based. How is that a basket case?[/quote]


I don't think economy means what you think it means...

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Postby Chrisando » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:14 pm

Grays Harbor wrote:
Chrisando wrote:Our economy is not a basket case...our leader has a mansion with running water, television, a private rail line, 2 Million private roads, a security team, internet, heating cooling, 567,793 outfits, 456,877,564 t-shirts, 456,456 pants, 321,456 skirts, 456,823 dresses and 345,987 sets of shoes, 456,789,345 rooms in her house and 456,678,453 solid gold toilets. 567 are diamond- based and the rest platnum based. How is that a basket case?

How? hmmm.....
The Dictatorship of Chrisando

“YOU WILL DO AS YOUR TOLD OR YOUR BRAIN WILL BE MUSHED!!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Outlawed


456 millions rooms in a house? 456 million "gold toilets"? Seriously?
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It's a basket case for the citizens :rofl: :lol2:
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Postby Gandoor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:15 pm

Free Pangea wrote:I'm a socialist and even I think this is a troll thread.

Besides, his country is tiny. It's 94 million. That's tiny compared to like, all of us right?
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Postby Wainscoting » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:15 pm

Chrisando wrote:Person A:I work hard for 18 hours straight without a break **Recives daily pay of 100 grams of rice**
Person B:I sleep on the job **Gets head turned into leader's bowling ball for laziness**

Person A then asks for some more food to eat:
Person A:100 grams of rice is not enough to survive for one entire day, may I please get some more food
Leader:No, you are too lazy to get more food
Person A:But I'm hungry
Leader:That is what you get for complaining, just be greatful you get any food at all! Everyone gets the exact same and we can't afford to give anyone any more **Shoots person A in eye**


This outlines pretty much why you fail. Capitalism is essential to a modern state.
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Postby Herrebrugh » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:16 pm

It doesn't. We invite them for political fora.
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Postby Grays Harbor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:16 pm

Gandoor wrote:
Free Pangea wrote:I'm a socialist and even I think this is a troll thread.

Besides, his country is tiny. It's 94 million. That's tiny compared to like, all of us right?

We have colonies larger than that.
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Postby Endoria22 » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:18 pm

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:We don't, because we aren't stupid.


Agreed.
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Postby Xanicea » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:21 pm

Gandoor wrote:
Free Pangea wrote:I'm a socialist and even I think this is a troll thread.

Besides, his country is tiny. It's 94 million. That's tiny compared to like, all of us right?


If a person posts like Chrisando is posting and has less than 250 million people, I'm pretty sure he's trolling.

Either that or he didn't read the whole "YO NEWBIES READ THIS FRIGGIN' POST BEFORE YOU SPAM ROLEPLAYS LIKE A BOSS" sticky.
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Postby Costa Fiero » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:23 pm

Gandoor wrote:
Free Pangea wrote:I'm a socialist and even I think this is a troll thread.

Besides, his country is tiny. It's 94 million. That's tiny compared to like, all of us right?


Costa Fiero has 22 million. We don't consider ourselves to be a 'basket case". It's because communism failed in practice.

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Postby Great Nepal » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:23 pm

We dont trend to "get rid" of sane people and we are unaware of any sane government who would consider doing it...
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Postby German Democratic Republic (Ancient) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:26 pm

In the GERMAN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC, we send all capitalists to the gulags. Better than killing them, we work them to death, turn a profit from it.

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Postby Grays Harbor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:27 pm

Costa Fiero wrote:
Gandoor wrote:Besides, his country is tiny. It's 94 million. That's tiny compared to like, all of us right?


Costa Fiero has 22 million. We don't consider ourselves to be a 'basket case". It's because communism failed in practice.

Their economy is not a "basket case" because of their size. It is because their economy is very near to imploding. It is listed right on the home page along with civil rights and political freedoms.

(yours is "frightening", BTW, which is not a basket case.)
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Postby Free Pangea » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:27 pm

If your country is truly communist then why does the private sector control 30% of your economy?
Having an insanely rich leader is also anti-communist.
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Postby United World Order » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:29 pm

We ignore them, but if they are deemed a threat our Secret police can always send them back where they came from in a bag of ash..

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