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Ewa beach
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Founded: Jul 23, 2009
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Postby Ewa beach » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:23 am

North Defese wrote:
Ewa beach wrote:I don't know...I guess just murdered a bunch of people for no reason. But we always do that.


That's not corrupt, that's just short-sighted.


North Defese wrote:Occupational forces ripped out the still living fetuses from pregnant women who were conscious, aware of their surroundings, and tied to a pole. The women were then lit on fire while the infant corpses were stabbed with swords.

Then we gassed the protestors.

This isn't an ass-pull by the way, search through my posting history for it.

Neither is this. This is just you murdering a bunch of people, like me. Except I'm assuming these aren't your own people.

And it's true, my government is not corrupt. Going by the definition, it is not even close.
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The New Holy Covenant
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Founded: Apr 26, 2011
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Postby The New Holy Covenant » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:25 am

North Defese wrote:Occupational forces ripped out the still living fetuses from pregnant women who were conscious, aware of their surroundings, and tied to a pole. The women were then lit on fire while the infant corpses were stabbed with swords.

Then we gassed the protestors.

This isn't an ass-pull by the way, search through my posting history for it.

If your FT your fucked, if not..............then there is a reason for time travel and inter dimensional stuff.

I mean yeah when we glassed planets we killed women and children, but at least they didn't feel pain, they just got vaporized in a instant.
Humans-500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Sangheili-100,000,000,000,000,000,000
Salarian-800,000,000
Kig-Yar-9,000,000
Valkheran-345,600,000,000-1.001 billion
Artarnican-567,867,000,000-1.005 billion
Jiralhanae-1,560,000
Turian-60,000,000
Aegi-19,000,000
Kaleesh-80,967,000
Allisan-555,000
Yautja-60,000,000
Elcor-700,000
Karari-900,000
Teg-Turn-986,329,000
Unggoy-877,000,000
Yanme'e-800,000,000
Huragok-500,000,000
Hanar-1,000,000
Krogan-10,000,000,000
Quarian-400,000,000
Wookie-800,000,000
Triceraton-722,800,000,000
Artificial Intelligence -100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+
Lekgolo (Mgalekgolo)-6,000,000

Extra Military Reserves:
Obelinius-1,729,000,000 troops in service
Praetorian-234,000,000 troops donated

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Wonstien
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Founded: Jul 03, 2011
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Postby Wonstien » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:26 am

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Cabickstan
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Founded: Jun 19, 2009
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Postby Cabickstan » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:26 am

Invaded Haiti



During the Cabickstan Civil War, Internment Camps were opened for people thought to be helping the Rebels. 50,000 Cabickstani's died in the Camps



Invaded tens of other nations for Imperialism



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Tybrommi
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Tybrommi » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:26 am

I just made myself dictator a few days ago. By vote. It was awkward.

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Nordkrusen
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Founded: May 23, 2011
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Postby Nordkrusen » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:27 am

During a war, we dressed a unit in the enemys clothes and stole their federal gold reserve...
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Chinese Regions
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Postby Chinese Regions » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:29 am

The execution of over a million non-Muslims by the dictator Chen Huang Di bin-Osama
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Samuraikoku
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Postby Samuraikoku » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:29 am

There's a reason why our nation is ranked top 5% among the Least Corrupt Governments. We are incorruptible, and bound to the Path of the Warrior.

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The New Holy Covenant
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Postby The New Holy Covenant » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:33 am

Samuraikoku wrote:There's a reason why our nation is ranked top 5% among the Least Corrupt Governments. We are incorruptible, and bound to the Path of the Warrior.

A Sangheili would like to test this, a duel of warriors he says, to show ones honor to its full glory.
Humans-500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Sangheili-100,000,000,000,000,000,000
Salarian-800,000,000
Kig-Yar-9,000,000
Valkheran-345,600,000,000-1.001 billion
Artarnican-567,867,000,000-1.005 billion
Jiralhanae-1,560,000
Turian-60,000,000
Aegi-19,000,000
Kaleesh-80,967,000
Allisan-555,000
Yautja-60,000,000
Elcor-700,000
Karari-900,000
Teg-Turn-986,329,000
Unggoy-877,000,000
Yanme'e-800,000,000
Huragok-500,000,000
Hanar-1,000,000
Krogan-10,000,000,000
Quarian-400,000,000
Wookie-800,000,000
Triceraton-722,800,000,000
Artificial Intelligence -100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+
Lekgolo (Mgalekgolo)-6,000,000

Extra Military Reserves:
Obelinius-1,729,000,000 troops in service
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Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:33 am

Army units tasked with breaking up illegal drug gangs had a tendency to 'reward' themselves with a 'previously moved' portion of the drugs that never made it to the evidence locker.
After discovering this, Spetsnaz units were then assigned to breaking up drug gangs.

Any one of a dozen war crimes during the Ascension involve a level of corruption, not least the inception of the Battle of the Ascension.
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Samuraikoku
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Postby Samuraikoku » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:36 am

The New Holy Covenant wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:There's a reason why our nation is ranked top 5% among the Least Corrupt Governments. We are incorruptible, and bound to the Path of the Warrior.

A Sangheili would like to test this, a duel of warriors he says, to show ones honor to its full glory.


NAMUSAN! Challenge accepted! (*Draws Katana*)

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The New Holy Covenant
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Founded: Apr 26, 2011
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Postby The New Holy Covenant » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:37 am

Samuraikoku wrote:
The New Holy Covenant wrote:A Sangheili would like to test this, a duel of warriors he says, to show ones honor to its full glory.


NAMUSAN! Challenge accepted! (*Draws Katana*)

*Activates Energy Sword*
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Humans-500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Sangheili-100,000,000,000,000,000,000
Salarian-800,000,000
Kig-Yar-9,000,000
Valkheran-345,600,000,000-1.001 billion
Artarnican-567,867,000,000-1.005 billion
Jiralhanae-1,560,000
Turian-60,000,000
Aegi-19,000,000
Kaleesh-80,967,000
Allisan-555,000
Yautja-60,000,000
Elcor-700,000
Karari-900,000
Teg-Turn-986,329,000
Unggoy-877,000,000
Yanme'e-800,000,000
Huragok-500,000,000
Hanar-1,000,000
Krogan-10,000,000,000
Quarian-400,000,000
Wookie-800,000,000
Triceraton-722,800,000,000
Artificial Intelligence -100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+
Lekgolo (Mgalekgolo)-6,000,000

Extra Military Reserves:
Obelinius-1,729,000,000 troops in service
Praetorian-234,000,000 troops donated

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The Kangaroo Republic
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Founded: Feb 18, 2011
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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:39 am

Well, our nation isn't really corrupt or evil. However, one of the pre-federation kingdoms, Barzavia, was quite corrupt and evil. As in, a kangaroo version of the third reich evil, only a bit older. It was ruled by antilopine kangaroos, who are now quite properly, often stereotyped as nazis for fun.

To explain why. They carried the largest responsibility for the cause of the Great war, which caused the largest loss of life in the lands, that would later join the union known as the Federation of the Kangaroo Republic, through war circumstances. Not only that, but the antilopine kangaroos also persecuted the red kangaroos and western grey kangaroos in their occupied territories after the war. Often pinning the blame of various crimes on them and then presenting them with unnecessarily harsh punishments which included life imprisonment or even burning at the stake for stealing something as simple as a loaf of bread. Often, these people were quite innocent but were nonetheless either executed in their home towns, or were transported to the capital city known as Ordrio to either be imprisoned and tortured for the rest of their lives or tortured and then executed.

What made this even worse was that the other countries, Inbruk and Daevern which were the native countries of those who were receiving such ill treatment, could not do anything as they neither had the military nor the diplomatic power to stop them. Meanwhile, the kingdom of Vedorn, the most liberal kingdom of all was just sitting on its ass and wasn't doing anything, even when it had the diplomatic power to put a halt to these inmacropodine crimes. In fact, they only reacted when they got word that their own people who lived in these occupied territories were suffering the same fate. Which further proves that back then, the species were about as united as Belgium, with which I obviously mean not united at all.

So finally, the kingdom of Vedorn got off its ass, allied with the kingdoms of Daevern and Inbruk and ordered the kingdom of Barzavia to end their practices. The kingdom of Barzavia finally complied because they didn't want to face yet another great war. And since it would turn out to become a 3 on 1 battle, instead of a fairly weird combination of 3 separate wars that were inter-related, Barzavia wouldn't stand a chance at winning if they got into a war this time, and that is why they complied.

The end result: Thousands of kangaroos being barbeque'd alive; A couple of thousand more rotting away in prison untill they are old, wrinkly and broken because of the torture, only to be released with nothing but an official pardon; and the invention of half of all the derogatory terms for the various kangaroo species that live in the FKR that are used nowadays.
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Cresilia
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Postby Cresilia » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:46 am

Cabickstan wrote:Our Government is Full of Hypocritical Assholes


Isn't every government?
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North Defese
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Postby North Defese » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:48 am

Ewa beach wrote:
North Defese wrote:
That's not corrupt, that's just short-sighted.


North Defese wrote:Occupational forces ripped out the still living fetuses from pregnant women who were conscious, aware of their surroundings, and tied to a pole. The women were then lit on fire while the infant corpses were stabbed with swords.

Then we gassed the protestors.

This isn't an ass-pull by the way, search through my posting history for it.

Neither is this. This is just you murdering a bunch of people, like me. Except I'm assuming these aren't your own people.

And it's true, my government is not corrupt. Going by the definition, it is not even close.


It's not just murdering a bunch of people, if you read the situation in context you would see that there was a valid reason for it.

They were bastard children, and had to be removed to allow the women to return to the Path.
And the protestors would have overwhelmed the mayors mansion (which they did anyway) so gas was the most effective way to put them down.

It's not just random murder.
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New Sheoth VI
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Postby New Sheoth VI » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:53 am

Lets see... We've kidnaped children then gave them agumentations to be super soldiers and put them through a super hard boot camp, and thens theres the time i got rid of my police force and replaced it with a KGB type of Gestopo. Theres alot of things but those were probvably the worst.
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Postby Shnercropolis » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:54 am

we once sold military aid.
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Oterro
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Postby Oterro » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:55 am

He wasn't a governor, he was an occupying dictator who had to be consumed in the righteous fire of revolution to cleanse the earth.

o/

Or for a more Defesian insult

He was a filthy coward who took the easy way out and ended it all in a typically cowardly fashion.
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North Defese
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Postby North Defese » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:57 am

Oterro wrote:He wasn't a governor, he was an occupying dictator who had to be consumed in the righteous fire of revolution to cleanse the earth.

o/

Or for a more Defesian insult

He was a filthy coward who took the easy way out and ended it all in a typically cowardly fashion.


He only had to do it because you just wouldn't let us try to civilize you. >:(
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Reddevia II
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Founded: May 26, 2011
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Postby Reddevia II » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:58 am

My Nation was once ruled by a dictator, and we often threatened nations and kidnapped any ambassadors that were sent, and either imprisoned them or killed them. We had a regime change in the form of a short Civil War, so the government is way different.
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Tekcirb
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Postby Tekcirb » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:58 pm

We're not corrupt we're the exact opposite

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Postby ArghNeedAName » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:35 pm

Corrupt (adj.): willing to act dishonestly in return for money or personal gain. (Source: Oxford English Dictionary).

Ergo, the Nazis were not corrupt. They weren't bribed into committing atrociaties, they did them because they thought it was the right thing to do. That's not corrupt, it's immoral.
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Maryginia
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Postby Maryginia » Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:44 pm

Well not our government but the previous regime would rip out fetuses in both our country and internationally, then rape the woman,eat the fetus,and then eat the woman alive.
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:52 pm


OOC:

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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:00 pm

The New Holy Covenant: You can cut out the continued spam and dick-waving in this thread. They're asking about what the most corrupt thing one's nation has done, not for commentary by you on every post you care to wank about. Last warning.

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